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Drowning Man — Quick, throw
me a life belt!
Rescuer (tailor)—Yes, sir. What
size round the waist?
Greenhorn
Hunters
everly hills , calif .
—Now that the casualty
Here’s Another
lists are drifting in, there’s
Voice on the Telephone—Oh, will
you ask the doctor to hurry round. talk of action to cut down the
My little girl has just swallowed needless fatalities that mark
a needle.
every gunning season.
Pattern 1212
Here’s a famous painting—“The
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Pattern 1212 contains a transfer
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material requirements; illustra
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BEFORE IT GETS
WORSE
Check it before it gets you down. Check it
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Maid—Well, the doctor is very
Greenhorns prowl the glade, firing
busy just now, ma’am. Did you at anything that moves. All who
want the needle at once?
can afford hunting
Mark the Spot
Old Lady (to driver of steam
roller)—Have you seen a packet
of butter, my man?
Driver (scratching his head) —
Well, come to think of it, mum,
I did feel a bit of a bump up
yonder.
In His Footsteps
Son—Do you remember telling
me about the time you were ex
pelled from school?
Father—Yes, my boy. I do.
Son—Well, I’m telling you.
Too Much for Him
“But, constable, I didn’t knock
him down, I pulled up at the
light to let him cross and he just
fainted!”
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We had a set of overcoat but
tons, the top off of a stop signal and
part of a gocart in our car when
we arrived. So we didn’t actually
hit anybody, this being due, I think,
to his holding dead on the mark
instead of leading it by a few inches,
as one should when one’s target is
moving. He hopes for better luck
next time.
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Travels Alone
One can leave human society
and discard its rules, but he loses
its protection.
Yet there was no rush. There
rarely is. And that’s the funny part
about an automaniac’s reactions.
It's the only funny part—the rest is
tragedy.
• • •
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ADVICE TO WOMEN
Mrs. W. H. Seelye of
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ingham, Wash., said:
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no strength. I would
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licenses and high-
powered rifles are
eligible. They rarely
hit big game, but
seem able to blast
down humans at any
distance. If it were
permissible to
mount guides’ heads
there’d be handsome
trophies over many
a mantelpiece in this
IrvinS. Cobb fair but careless
land.
Once there was a Maine guide—
so the old story runs—who got gosh-
awfully tired of being shot at by
city slickers. So he made a complete
suit of broad awning stripes, al
ternately white and black. He fig
ured that ought to save him, but,
on his next trip into the woods, an
amateur potted him the first shot.
At the inquest, the coroner said:
“We know you didn’t mean to
kill poor Eph, but how in thunder
did you think a man dressed like
him could be a deer?"
“I didn’t think he was a deer,”
confessed the remorseful one, "I
thought he was a zebra.”
...
Antics of “Automaniacs”
TT MUST indeed be true that provi-
1 dence looks after idiots and drunk
ards. Else how could all such be
able to get drivers’ licenses?
I rode with a prize specimen yes
terday. He seemed lucid enough un
til he got his foot on the gas. That
was what fooled me. If ever I ride
with him again, which heaven for
bid, I shall carry a lily in my hand
—just in case.
By Rubbing
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The Simpson Affair.
' I 'HE simple name of Simpson has
*• become practically a household
word in America, but ’tis said
millions of English people haven’t
so much as heard it yet—or at least
not in their public prints. It's an
other case of having to go away
from home to hear the news.
If it's true, as exclusively reported
over here, that his majesty invited
a premier and primate—two of the
highest cards in the whole deck—
to mind their own business, he set
the tune for the daily press of his
realm to dance by.
However, the British newspapers
never did develop the high arts of
keyhole peeping and transom lift
ing to the extent practiced by a
certain peculiar school of Ameri
can journalism. With them, an Eng
lishman's house still is his car.le,
though it be a glass house. Or even
a royal palace.
But some of the London gossip
writers must be so swollen up with
strangulated copy they’ve probably
had to have their clothes let out.
Now, if haply 'twas purely a Yankee
affair—instead of being, as it were,
fifty-fifty—how those boys would love
to cut loose.
U’.VIN S. COBB.
•
s.rvlM.
Emerson’s wonderful line,
“Hitch your wagon to a star,” is
often quoted as though is simply
meant “Aim high,” but this was
not Emerson’s meaning.
He
meant that man, if he would ac
complish his best work, must
hitch to nature’s forces, and make
gravitation and all the star forces
do his bidding.
He must swing his hammer
down and not up, so that the pull
of the sun and the earth and the
stars will supplement his human
Egg Milady
muscle. The farmer is doing this
Red
pimientos
stuffed with three
when he ploughs and sows, the
miner is doing this when he . eggs beaten slightly; add % pint
Season with
delves for gold or coal. The double cream.
preacher is doing this when he ' cayenne and salt. Put pimiento
suits his address to the capacity [ into mold previously buttered.
The teacher is Pour this mixture into sound red
j of his audience.
doing this when he teaches in pimiento and fill a pan with water
■ three-quarters the height of mold.
| such a way that the child can
Bake in moderate oven for fifteen
understand.
ThS man who imagines that he minutes. Unmold on crouton piece
can force nature to go his way is of round toast which is covered
a fool; he had better save his with pate de fois gras and serve
labor; he must do nature’s way j with Newburgh sauce poured over
if he would accomplish anything. this. Piece of black truffle on top.
©—WNU Service.
44 AWARDS
Courage of Innocence
There is no courage but in in
nocence; no constancy but in an
honest cause.—Southern.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are the orig
inal little liver pills put up 60 years ago.
They regulate liver and bowels.—Adv.
Individuality
Individuality is everywhere to
be spared and respected as the
root of everything good.—Richter.
CONSTIPATION
MADE HUSBAND
DRAGGY
E just didn’t fee! like
work or play. Always
H draggy
and worn out—of ten
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Reflection and Action
How shall we learn to know our
selves? By reflection? Never; but
only through action. Strive to do
thy duty; then shalt thou know
what is in thee.—Goethe.
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