VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA, OREGON
Humorist vs. Psychologist
Answering the suggestion of Dr.
Alfred Adler, psychologist, that
the Dionne quintuplets should be
separated and brought up indivi
dually, Will Cuppy, humorist, says
in the Cosmopolitan: “I think Dr.
Adler’s idea of unscrambling the
quins is one of the worst he has
ever had, unless it’s his idea that
there is too much sex in Freud.
“I ask you, what is the use of
being a quin if somebody is going
to tear you apart and make no
body in particular out of you for
your own good? Why not divide
Dr. Adler into five neat parts
for his own good and see how he
likes it?
“If the quins are not going to
be like other children under their
present program, I consider that
all velvet. The whole idea of be
ing quins is to be quins. Can’t Dr.
Adler get that through his head?
If he must separate some quins,
let him separate his own quins!
“I suppose my view of the mat
ter could be called emotional ra
ther than coldly pedagogical.
Well, there is a time for emotion,
and this is it.”
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Lingerie neck-to-hemline lingerie
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Few millinery styles have caught
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New chiffon sunshades
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CARE OF HENS BIG
ITEM IN PROFITS
Feeding, Housing, Man
agement Are Important.
By Q. M. Ferguson, Poultry Specialist,
Ohio State University.
WNU Service.
Poultry production cost records
prove that you cannot turn a flock
of hens out in the backyard and
then rapidly become rich by gath
ering eggs for sale.
Buildings and equipment owned
by the 116 Ohio poultrymen, who
kept cost accounts in 1935, Involved
an investment of more than $1,100
per flock or $3.18 per bird. The
records were kept by owners of
large flocks who were experienced
poultrymen and who have more
than average ability in managing
the flocks.
Two of the flocks lost money for
their owners during 1935, 42 earned
a labor income of from 1 cent to
$1 per hen, 36 made a labor income
of from $1 to $2 per hen, and sev
en flocks paid a labor income of
more than $2 per hen. It is ap
parent that there is a variation in
returns from poultry even when
managed by competent poultry
men.
The greatest single factor in in
fluencing the returns from these
Ohio flocks was the average egg
production per hen. The flocks
which returned the greatest prof
its produced an average of 180 eggs
per bird per year. The least prof
itable flocks averaged 124 eggs per
hen.
The ability of hens to lay eggs
is largely a matter of inheritance,
but feeding, housing, and manage
ment practices also affect the rate
of egg production. The selection
of chicks from flocks with good
production records is the only
method of securing pullets with in
herited ability for high egg produc
tion but even the good pullets can
not produce at their maximum rate
unless they are well fed.
Feed represents about 60 per
cent of the total cost of producing
a dozen eggs so the poultryman
who is to make a profit on his
flock must watch feed prices close
ly and be ready to substitute a
lower priced feed for a costly one
whenever possible.
Machine Aids Poultrymen
Five thousand laying hens can be
cared for by one person if they are
housed in a new
hen battery
equipped with an electric cleaning
device. The apparatus plugs into
the nearest socket and the motor
operates a small shovel scraper
over the pans beneath the cages.
In four minutes of use, the pan is
scraped clean and the cleaner
empties into containers at the end
of each row of cages. Removing
and emptying these containers is
the only manual labor involved.
Attached to each cage is a box
large enough to contain food for
several days. The bottom of the
cage has an incline down which the
egg rolls into a receiving cup.—Pop
ular Mechanics Magazine.
IN POULTRY YARD
Most successful poultrymen gath
er eggs twice a day.
• • •
It will take 300 good chicks to
furnish 100 first class pullets.
...
Start selecting cockerels when
the chicks are eight weeks old.
• • •
In summer the body temperature
of a chicken often reaches 106 de
grees.
• • •
Chicken fncub.tors of Soviet
Russia are expected to produce 18,-
600,000 chicks this year.
• • •
Surplus cockerels in the summer
or non-laying hens at culling time
may be canned for future use.
The Four-Word Test
In this test there are four words
given in each problem. Three of
the four in each case bear a defi
nite relationship to one another;
Cross out the one word that does
not belong in each problem.
1. Holy, sacred, profane, divine.
2. Tall, squat, lofty, high.
3. Lob, double-play, net ball,
ace.
4. New Hampshire, Vermont,
Boston, Connecticut.
5. Vain, humble, modest, sub
missive.
6. Shot put, javelin throw, 100-
yard dash, discus throw.
7. Hot, stolid, fiery, ardent.
8. Harvard, Princeton, Vassar,
Yale.
9. Tallahassee, Sacramento,
Chicago, Baton Rouge.
10. Running, swimming, walking,
trotting.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
A h u s b a n d’s forgetfulness
caused a man to inadvertently
send an engraved invitation to his
wife to attend his marriage to an
other woman, although there had
been no divorce. He appeared
before Magistrate Thomas Aure
lio in New York accused of biga
my, and was remanded for the
grand jury.
He was asked if he had sent
the engraved invitation to his
wife. “She must have been on
the mailing list,” explained Mr.
Ryan.—Montreal Herald.
Answers
Profane.
6. 100-yard dash.
Squat.
7. Stolid.
Double-play. 8. Vassar.
Boston.
9. Chicago.
Vain.
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