VERNONIA EAGLE, VERNONIA, OREGON Humorist vs. Psychologist Answering the suggestion of Dr. Alfred Adler, psychologist, that the Dionne quintuplets should be separated and brought up indivi­ dually, Will Cuppy, humorist, says in the Cosmopolitan: “I think Dr. Adler’s idea of unscrambling the quins is one of the worst he has ever had, unless it’s his idea that there is too much sex in Freud. “I ask you, what is the use of being a quin if somebody is going to tear you apart and make no­ body in particular out of you for your own good? Why not divide Dr. Adler into five neat parts for his own good and see how he likes it? “If the quins are not going to be like other children under their present program, I consider that all velvet. The whole idea of be­ ing quins is to be quins. Can’t Dr. Adler get that through his head? If he must separate some quins, let him separate his own quins! “I suppose my view of the mat­ ter could be called emotional ra­ ther than coldly pedagogical. 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WNU—13 33—30 Tops in Forgetfulness Chic, Cool Frock Gives Sleek Effect ty and personality. The c<»t is small, yardage scant, the effect superb, and sewing simple. Send for this gorgeous frock now. Barbara Bell Pattern No. 1889-B is available for sizes: 14, 16, 18, 20; 40 and 42. Size 16 requires 4 1-8 yards of 39-inch material. Send 15 cents in coins. Send for the Summer Pattern Book containing 100 Barbara Bell well-planned, easy-to-make pat­ terns. Exclusive fashions for children, young women, and ma­ trons. Send 15 cents for your copy. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., 367 W. Ad­ ams St., Chicago, Ill. © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. Whim« of Fashion Linens for town wear are invad­ ing the shop windows. Black accents with white or pas­ tel costumes are chic. Lingerie neck-to-hemline lingerie panels are sold in neckwear sec­ tion. Few millinery styles have caught on as rapidly as the East's Dutch bonnet vogue. Black, brown and wine blouses with white suits are favored com­ binations with eastern girls. New chiffon sunshades are trimmed with flowers and butter­ flies worked in colored wools. Iceland blue, a soft blend of blue, green and gray, will be among distinctive fall colors. Morocco leather belts with zip­ pers hidden inside, are being of­ fered for the st^age ol sjj^j^i- The Mind * LOWELL HENDERSON © Bell Syndicat«.—WNU Servie«. CARE OF HENS BIG ITEM IN PROFITS Feeding, Housing, Man agement Are Important. By Q. M. Ferguson, Poultry Specialist, Ohio State University. WNU Service. Poultry production cost records prove that you cannot turn a flock of hens out in the backyard and then rapidly become rich by gath­ ering eggs for sale. Buildings and equipment owned by the 116 Ohio poultrymen, who kept cost accounts in 1935, Involved an investment of more than $1,100 per flock or $3.18 per bird. The records were kept by owners of large flocks who were experienced poultrymen and who have more than average ability in managing the flocks. Two of the flocks lost money for their owners during 1935, 42 earned a labor income of from 1 cent to $1 per hen, 36 made a labor income of from $1 to $2 per hen, and sev­ en flocks paid a labor income of more than $2 per hen. It is ap­ parent that there is a variation in returns from poultry even when managed by competent poultry­ men. The greatest single factor in in­ fluencing the returns from these Ohio flocks was the average egg production per hen. The flocks which returned the greatest prof­ its produced an average of 180 eggs per bird per year. The least prof­ itable flocks averaged 124 eggs per hen. The ability of hens to lay eggs is largely a matter of inheritance, but feeding, housing, and manage­ ment practices also affect the rate of egg production. The selection of chicks from flocks with good production records is the only method of securing pullets with in­ herited ability for high egg produc­ tion but even the good pullets can­ not produce at their maximum rate unless they are well fed. Feed represents about 60 per cent of the total cost of producing a dozen eggs so the poultryman who is to make a profit on his flock must watch feed prices close­ ly and be ready to substitute a lower priced feed for a costly one whenever possible. Machine Aids Poultrymen Five thousand laying hens can be cared for by one person if they are housed in a new hen battery equipped with an electric cleaning device. The apparatus plugs into the nearest socket and the motor operates a small shovel scraper over the pans beneath the cages. In four minutes of use, the pan is scraped clean and the cleaner empties into containers at the end of each row of cages. Removing and emptying these containers is the only manual labor involved. Attached to each cage is a box large enough to contain food for several days. The bottom of the cage has an incline down which the egg rolls into a receiving cup.—Pop­ ular Mechanics Magazine. IN POULTRY YARD Most successful poultrymen gath­ er eggs twice a day. • • • It will take 300 good chicks to furnish 100 first class pullets. ... Start selecting cockerels when the chicks are eight weeks old. • • • In summer the body temperature of a chicken often reaches 106 de­ grees. • • • Chicken fncub.tors of Soviet Russia are expected to produce 18,- 600,000 chicks this year. • • • Surplus cockerels in the summer or non-laying hens at culling time may be canned for future use. The Four-Word Test In this test there are four words given in each problem. Three of the four in each case bear a defi­ nite relationship to one another; Cross out the one word that does not belong in each problem. 1. Holy, sacred, profane, divine. 2. Tall, squat, lofty, high. 3. Lob, double-play, net ball, ace. 4. 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