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VER NONTA EAGLE. VERNONIA. OREGON AMAZE A M INUTE SCIENTIFACTS ~ BY ARNOLD THE FEATHERHEADS By JOHN BLAKE A Bone to Pick © Bell Syndicate —WNU Bervlce. C oal power of the U.S./ A 5, 500,000 HORSEPOWER GENERATOR COULD BE DRIVEN BY THE ENERGY OP THE COAL BURNED IN THE U.S. IN ONE YEAR. T his would S upply light , FOR THE \ COUNTRY FOE | 176 YEARS. W hen up . BECOMES DO wh C onpined grains OF SAND PRESSING ON ITS HEAD DETERMINE THE LOBSTERS SENSE OP BALANCE. IP IRON PILINGS ARE SUBSTI* TUTED AND A MAGNET HELD OVER ITS HEAD, THE LOBSTER TURNS OVER . / P itching ioo MILES PER HOUR A STRONG ARMED BASEBALL player can throw A BALL OVER IOO MILES PER HOUR WNU Service. Events in the Lives of Little Men ♦ By Charle« Sughi oe Poor Burglar THE POOR RICH Chief—While I was out with some of the boys the other night a burglar broke Into our house. Yeoman—Did be get anything? Chief—I’ll say he did—my wife thought It was uio coming home.— Pennsylvania Keystone. YOU CAN ALWAYS DEPEND ON WRIGLEY'S QUALITY^ Hard Line« NO CRIES FOR HELP “Why so gloomy?” “Ah! These desperate times get my goat.” “Huh! You still get a salary and are not on the welfare.” “1 know it, but we are riding ‘Td never have married you ex around in an old '29 model, and cept for your money." that’s almost as tough as being “Yes, that's another disadvantage on the welfare.”—Cincinnati En In having wealth." quirer. “How do you like your daugh Too True ter's husband?" The teacher was emphasizing that “Do you have much variety at “Very much. They've been mar your boarding house?" “Well, we the truth should be told at all times ried a year now and he hasn't once have three different names for the and nothing should ever be said asked me to find a good job for which was not strictly true. meals.”—Tit-Bits Magazine. A bit later she asked Peggy if him.” she had written her homework. “No, ma'am,” was the answer, Swift Journey “my hand did!" “W'e never went so fast before we bad airplanes," said the speed Sound« Familiar enthusiast. "Will you guarantee the uphol “Yes,” answered the man with a ' T h « PERFECT GUMr stery of this car?" demanded the Dorse and buggy. "Even when your prospective purchaser. time comes to go to your eternal "Madam,” replied the salesman, nome you can travel at the rate of with dignity, “the proof of the pad two or three hundred miles an ding is the Beating." „ . hour.’’ Never Say Die “It is said that we shall pass away as a tale that is told.” “But tales that are told don’t pass away; they are forever being told again.”—Exchange. That’s Something WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT AIDS DIGESTION Coleman LANTERN THIS la the little Coleman 1 Lantern with the big brilliance It lights instantly and la alwaya ready for any . . .. .. . A lighting job. in any weather Jost the light yon need for every outdoor use on the farm for hunting, fishing. outdoor sportai H mi «ermine Pyrex bulje-type «lo%e. pores lain ren- tllator top, nielli«-plated fount.built-in pump Lilia Coleman Lampe, ft make« and burns it» own mu rrvolar kaaollne « a bl« value, with jin of dependable haotln« «erriea. tor only SS.VS. •EE YOUR LOCAL DEALER - or writs tor FREE Folder TNG COLEMAN LAMP AND STOVE CO. Dept WU150 Wichita, Kaiuj Loa An«el«a Calif : Cbiewo IH.; Philadelphia. A (Sistf
