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Thursday, October 6, 1927.
THE CACTUS FLAT CATAMOUNT
LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor
CACTUS FLAT NEEDS
| of cake contributed by the Palace when Miss Sophie Dottie promised
BEAUTIFUL PARK of Beans Cafe, a graham cracker to love, humor, and obey.
Miss Toelle Tatum, the milliner
In keeping with the spirit of contributed by Fatty Hooper, the
modern progress, the progressive grocer, and a glass of milk con- had many new things on display
and unparsimonious little city of I tributed by Bearcat Boone’s cow. at the county fair when she fell
Doc Toomey, the dentist, has out of a sv.ing.
’ Cactus Flat should lay the ground
work for a beautiful and attrac I ordered another batch of Portland
ASX ME ANOTHER
tive park, a park that would be cement for filling purposes.
is America’s principal im-
a treat to the eye of not only
port from Scotland?
our own citizens, who do not
How many payments are there
know much about beauty and at- I Mescal Bill, who has been hunt-
the car is yours?
tractiveness, but also to
How much did you lose on the
from all over the world and in I for twenty years brought down his
surance agents and bill collectors first sparrow of the season today. Tunney-Dempsey massacre?
What Constitutional Amendment
from the county seat who have! Alf Stude has a new attachment
occasional business in our charm- ! on his car, placed there by the is being flagrantly violated
How many rods are there
Sparkplug Sparks, local Ford
A park gives a town, a com-
a chain of circumstances?
What interest does the bank
place in the road, an air that It this week.
charge on yojr note?
wouldn’t have if it didn’t have 3
How long was Jack Dempsey out
park. Some years ago the natives fellowman the other day and got on his feet? How long was Gene
of Los Angeles had some money a usedup car with four worn out Tunney out on his neck?
left over when they got through inner tubes, a burnt bearing, two
W’hat two famous Americans
paying their police force and their tight valves a rickety steering have stated that they will not
health officer, and they put this
Cactus Flat lost one of its best for the presidency? How muih
extra money into a park, and
Oliver you bet?
since that time Los Angeles has Twitch
Do you still think Dempsey
been forging steadily ahead until 99 in a
today it is notorious all over the ]
The Honorable William Hoots, STARTLING NEWS FROM ALL
world. Cactus Flat might double
OVER THE WORLD
its population at a moments no candidate for president, has re-
tice if our citizens had a mun ceived the unanimous endorsement | Sycamore Slim writes from the
icipal park that was forever star of the Chamber of Converse as i little frontier village of Los An-
ing them in the face. There is no spieler for the hot dog stand at j giles that the real estate firm
he is working for, has bought a
more noble calling than to eat a the community fair.
Mrs. Mescal Bill has recently in I safety razor and will divide an-
quiet sandwich under a shady tree
ocner subdivision into lot3.
overhead while sitting on the green
The latest bulletin from Geneva
grass underfoot. A silver’’ lagoon, house, which was put in for the
of laying hens, It is states that they will again take
kept full from the overflow of convenience
unique in conception and design up the matter
Mud Creek with schools of shin
of disarmiment just
paddling aimlessly having been made from an old as soon as the Boulder Dam squab
ble is settled.
about, would add a picturesque
The capitalistic system suffered
touch to the tout ensemble of the
Harve Hade, who is traveling in
whole. Or even catfish might be another blow this week when Alf the Levant, writes that Egypt has
raised with success.
passed an ordinance to prevent
Flowers could be planted, from! Centipede Clark was struck by American tourists from spitting
which dainty little bees could flit Ford.
tobacco juice on the base of the
to their burrows, carrying loads
Cayucas Sam, who travels all
of honey to their young. Easter
Miss Dovey Sweeney, who won
egg hunts ¿ould be held in season over the high sierras without a the beauty prize at the county
and. all national matters could be
fair and went to Hollywood to
settled by our sterling citizens set in San Francisco the other day.
break into the movies, writes that
Miss Germadine Whistledown and after much walking 3he nas
beneath the venerable oaks after
they would have time to grow j Horatius Caesar Hoople were unit- cu’ed a position as dish v-«.:he
led in the holy wedlock of matri-l a restaurant.
from tender acorns.
Maybe a radio could be installed i mony last Sunday by Judge Slew-' Statistics on the Demp3ey-Tun-
and we could hear our prize fights cum. The bride will remain at the! ney boxing bout show that fifty
of her parents until the per cent of the betting fraternity
and sermons on the same memora home
groom gets a job.
ble spot. Let us get ahead of
of Cactus Flat guessed wrong.
Archimedes Puck, who has taken
Squaw Valley, and Devils Den, and
The constitution has withstood
Whiskey Slide, and Bobtown, and
140 years of politics, but there are
all of the rest of our rivals who the heavens.
some who don’t believe it can sur
are striving tooth and nail to be
vive a special session of congress.
Rattlesnake Ike, our local boot-
the metropolis of the sagebrush
The Standard Oil Company suf
belt. Let us erect a park from the I logger, has petitioned Constable fered a severe loss the other day
ground up, with all the latest and
when the manager of the local fill
most up to date appliances, includ j bootleggers, who are taking the ing station overflowed Bearcat
hard-earned money of our citizens Boone’s tank.
ing a band and hot dog stand, and I out
a rustic bridge made out of pine
In a letter to his sv. »ethcart in
Blums Will Hit Home Trail
slabs that could be bought for al
Mrs. Ducy Blum writes from
most nothing from the sawmill ón the. Latin quarter of San Fran
cisco, Clem Mosher transcribed the Mexico that they will have to cut
following lines: You may paint, their visit short _ as ____
__ „___ ,
you may powder, those lips if you i Miss Acey Blum has been ailing
The little sunbeams of the M. will, but the odor of garlic will [ever since their arrival on the
coast of that country, and the
E. church were given a treat Sun cling to them still.
day afternoon, each sunbeam gorg-
_ was pulled off doctor says she is troubled with
ing him or her self with a hunk in Whiskey Slide Wednesday noon Vera Cruz veins.
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