Thursday, August 4, 1927. FIVE | off. Premiums for high protein I wheat in this country were well 10 VOLUME 1 LAURENCE LOCKNEY, Editor l maintained. Pacific cbast markets : were more active with receipts In YOSEMITE he could get into it without doing SPECIAL CORRESPONDENCE creasing and a fairly active de FROM COYOTE GULCH mand from Europe but little call Having seen the Yosemite Valley a Houdini?* I Yours for more truth and bus- (By Chapparal Charlie) from the Orient. Heavier offering in all its intrepid grandeur, the Bassmou^h Baker of Bullfrog of crop rye weakened the market, editor of the Catamount offers the] iness. SPARKPLUG SPARKS, Buttes was in our midst this week but corn held firm. New crop feed! following accurate and inspiring de- scription of same: The Yosemite' Ford Agent and Parts on Hand. on the lookout for a sheepherder barley was generally weaker on ! to take the place of a demised increasing receipts but the San Valley is a gouge in the face ofI LOCAL NEWS Francisco market was reported firm herder who ran afoul of a posse nature seven miles long ,a$l three Wild Bill Mullen writes that he| thousand feet deep. It is covered is making good in Chicago politics ■ a few weeks ago while he was with supplies below last year. Best with deep snow in winter and with and has been promoted to the skinning a calf that didn't carry malting grades were firm at all points. tourists and natives and dirt in machine gun squad. his brand. Livestock!—Some adjustment in summer. It was made several years I I Little Emily Hornblossom won , , . A representative of the Los An- nrvrx place with ago by a glacier which slipped 1 geleg watVr c was seen out a silver medal the other night at cattle markets took I western markets generally well sup- loose from its moorings and wen* in the middle wst a few days ago, the community hall for her essay pell-mell for election down the looking for a suitable place to tap on “It’s a Good Law, 1 But It’siPlied and a lighter run in eastern — ---- , markets with slight price changes mountain side, gouging a gash that Easy to Break.” * is worth going miles to see. The the Mississippi River. 7Snoot Simpkins is having more' accordingly. Hogs arrived in 11b- Snip Jiggs writes from New York glacier melted overnight and the that Jack Sharkey carried of sec than usual good luck with his po-I | eral numbers but the demand was next day the valley was opened ond prize in a recent exhibition of tato bugs this year and expects i good enough to bring about slight- * to tourists. to raise a smart sized crop if his ly firmer prices, Good killer lambs skill. were firm with receipts lighter in The falls of the Yosemite which Reports from Los Angeles state potatoes holds out until the bugs eastern markets but things were are composed of water in its nat that Aimee has arrived and has mature. ural state, are working night and her hands full <X the situatl'gi. Flapjack Horner of the Red Hill not so good in the west and heavier shipments of natives day at the present writing, and Steve Riley, who was a top ser Mine was in our settlement Mon- create a feeling of deep-seated ad geant in the late war, has joined day after a load of blasting pow- partly finished rangers the miration in the breast of the tourist the peace movement and wifi whist der to blow some gold out of the look is not considered so favorable in eastern this week quarters, who gazes up at them with un le into an aphis sprayer. ground if they strike any. especially for poorly finished kinds. covered head, and with the same There is not much news this Hi Nibbs became a martyr to reverential awe that he beholds science last Tuesday when an ex week as the most of our sitizens Butter—The San Francisco mar the two-headed calf in a side-show, plosion occured in the stuff he are visiting parts unknown, where ket was steady with prices firmer. The falls start in at 'the top of was making' from a new recipe. were unsettled they will remain until the grand Eastern markets the gorge and adopt a downward with receipts lighter, storing still Cube Root, who has thought up jury disbands. course, gently but firmly forcing heavy and production declining but new Aimee joke, will start on THE COWBOY’S LAMENT their several ways through the oz- a vaudeville tour next week. irregular. Dairy feeds are advanc (By Wampus Pete, Silver Penned ing in price generally. onic atmosphere until they reach Jack Dempsey, who was first In Poet of the* Sierras) par. They usually hit the bottom the hearts of countrymen for sev Prunes—Limited future sales of with a splash. Where is the ranch we knew so Yugoslavian prunes are reported at eral years, has announced that he The native Californian likes to will run for a second term. well, $3.48 to $3.59 per hundred pounds, hear a tourist bragging about the Where pleasant years w?re spent? ■ delivery before October 15 f.o.u. Miss Goldie Boone had the mis wonders of Niagara, and then he fortune to tear her new summer Where are the cows of yesteryear?- I Valjevn ’rhe c-np is now past: __ - , .„ . ; . y Where have the critters went? I the critical period and is expected takes the tourist to Yosemite Val- skirt while passing by the eaves of ley, stands beneath the towering Stone Bruce’s bungalow last to equal or exceed last year’s pro Sun- No longer do the ranches hold falls, waves his hand with a sweep day. Kind counsel for our moods; duction of dried fruit. that is meant to convey a wealth Prof. Flyleaf Adkins, who went They’re stocking city fellers now— of meaning throws out his chest trout fishing on Roaring River Fri- A resting place for dudes. and says: “Look what we got!” day, returned home in time for RIOT SQUAD VISITS Parabase Motor Oil But if he had no Yosemite Falls supper and sat down to a nice MESCAL BILL ’ S HOME 30c per Quart. the Californian belongs to that in string of canned salmon. Satisfaction Guaranteed trepid race of argonauts who can Last Sunday morning about ten Centipede Clark’s brindle pot- manufacture their own golden hound was a kennel guest of Rat- o’clock, citizens in the neighbor- Vernonia Service fleece out of sandstone. He is the tiesnake Ike’s collie pup over the hood of Mescal Bill’s capacious Station kind of patriot who would take week-end. shack, heard many and numerous the Niagara enthusiast out In the Mescal Bill’s pet goldfish clr- cries and squalls and shrieks and back yard, turn on the hydrant, cumnavigated the globe Tuesday, howls as though murder or some wave his band depreciatingly, and Scotty Macpherson ran out of other kind of misdemeanor was say: “Look What We Got!” change while purchasing an Ice being committed. An investigating Ebenezer Squills broke a pitch- cream cone at the picnic Tuesday. committee consisting of Archimed Old Quib Skills says be believes es Puck, Quib Skills and Miss Rosie fork Monday in an attack ofl a he is getting deaf, as he hasn’t Rootetnoot went over to see what mosquito. heard the rustle of a woman’s skirt all the ruckus wah about and came ANOTHER LIE NAILED away with the information fiiat in several years. In a recent issue of this here Bearcat Boone’s pet rattlesnake Mescal Bill’s four year old son, Catamount the editor of same gave was chased into the house Tuesday Wildcat, had been hogtied and was getting his ears washed so he would vent to his colossal and stupen by a white rat. dous ignorance by stating idiotoral- The diving board on Alkali Lake be ready for Sunday school. ly that the Ford car didn’t only has not been used this summer, as ANTI-GAMBLING LAW have but three doors, when it is the lake has dried up to such an PASSED BY TRUSTEES an unequivocal and poignant tace extent that there is about one hun that the Ford car has been man- dred yards of solid earth between The hom’d of trustees of Cactus ufactured, f. o. b. as near as De the diving board and the water, Flat passed an anti-gambling ordi troit, with four whole doors for which makes diving from the board nance last week, which reads as a year and over, and I have been I impractical. follows: “It shall be unlawfu' to intending to advertise that colossal Harve Ham exhibited a fishhook play any game of poker, blackjack, and stupendous fact but I have this week upon which he almost keno, roulette, faro, dice, rummy, been so busy th? past year I could caught a huge trout, which would or of operating any machine, article n’t get around to it. Of course have tipped the scales at nine and instrument of whatnot whatsoever that old 1914 rattletrap that rhe a half pounds. which may be used for the pur editor drives ain’t only got three Hurd Howe writes that Old man pose of playing, or winning or los doors, but if he would haul it out Johnson, who pitched winning ball ing money, merchandise, racing to the junk pile where it belongs for Washington twenty years ago stock, marbles or chalk, without and buy one of our ultra-super is still pitching winning ball for first securing a license from the improved models he would find that Washington. village clerk.” THE CACTUS FLAT CATAMOUNT NUMBER I Grass seed—The Kentucky blue-J der the age of 16 who are opcrat- grass seed crop is larger and prices ing motor vehicle^. This Is In being paid growers in eastern 1 violation of the motor vehicle law states is even lower than last year.1 and arrests will follow if this prac Orchard grass seed is moving! tice is not stopped. slowly at prices about like :ast1 W. J. Kelly, City Marshal year. Wallowa—300 Mongolian pheas- Notice to Property Owner, | ants are released from Pendleton You are hereby notified to have hatchery. a^ Krass a°d weeds cut and dls- Hood River—One Lambert cher P°sed on anY and all property you own or occupy, in compliance ry tree paid E. R. Moller $157.50 with weed ordinance No. 163. this year. W. J. Kelly, City Marshal. Rainier—New mill will be built Notice on old Menefee mill site, to em- There are several persons un- ploy 100. G ilby M otor C o . OAKLAND, PONTIAC, CHEVROLET, STUDE BAKER Goodyear Tires State Laundry Company FOR GOOD LAUNDRY WORK We call and deliver TUESDAYS and FRIDAYS—Leave orders with S. 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The slices of lemon are especially at- pies, dishes made with cream tractive if sprinkled with chopped ’ sauce, gravies, custards, boiled or parsley. . I cream salad dressing, must be «« « beneficial —. - - effect — — - - . ■ careTully 1 lar Is handled c, «a/11 nwrl The of * sunlight and clazasilrl should k.z", be I used promptly. In hot weather is not obtained unless the rays reach the skin directly. Clothing left-overs should be boiled or thor- or window glass keep out the i oughly heated before being served ultra-violet rays, It is only when again. the skin begins to tan that any Farm Market Review benefit may be expected, Sun baths in the direct sunlight are Wool — Domestic trading was the simplest method of giving the ■ not quite so heavy last week but baby enough ultra-violet light, Of the situation was very healthy with course each mother must use dls- mills buying freely for current and cretion, and begin by exposing future needs. London markets were her child gradually, for short per about five per cent above iods, and keep him protected from May closing. the wind. Grain—Iricr<|ased| receipts Left-over cooked foods need less domestic and foreign demand special care in summer, Moist weakened the wheat market last cooked foods, particularly those i week, although rust damage was made of milk, eggs, meat, or fish, I a strengthening factor. The carry- are excellent breeding places for over of old wheat in the United harmful micro-organisms, including States on July 1 was estimated those that cause serious poisoning, | to exceed last year by 24,000.000 from India, Movement without making the food smell or bushels. taste spoiled. Left-overs of meat Argentina and Australia is falling m THE people of this modern, busy age are always anxious to recognize quality, and they have placed Camel first among cigarettes. Modern smokers have an experienced taste that quickly learns to know good tobaccos. 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