THE MAN WHO NEVER SWEARS. VALLE OF BRAINS. This ofl’ec was in need of a mailer, Lut I’ve often wondered how he feels, instruments such as are in general t -e When troubles come his way. When every thing goes wrong, ami clouds were too high in price for u<. Seeing the advertisement of a new’ patent and very Obscure his sunny day; cheap we ordered one. W hen we opened For instance, when a gust of wind the pill-box and examined the mac hine Takes off the tile he wear.% we in voluntarily ejaculated “sold.’’ I wonder what he thinks about, Indeed we would have parted with it The man who never swears. then and there at | er cc nt discount, Or when to make a business trip but we read the directions ami experi He hastens through the rain, mented with the seeming toy. It gr.nl And gains the station just in time ually rose in value and i y two hour? To miss the morning train; it had reached par and is still a going u; . How does he feel as in the west Really it was not the machine alone The express disappears? for which the price was asked, but th»- I wonder if he thinks bad words, brain work of the inventor. W ell, whv• The man who never swears. shouldn’t a man have pay for exerc ising his brains in inventing any labor savim The world is full of trying scenes, implement? This reminds us of an im i- No matter where you go, clent that well illustrates this point. The truly good are tempted sore, Something got wrong with the water As you, perhaps, may know; pipes connected with the steam engine c i And when I find him vexed and mad a large factory. The work was in a rush My sympathy he shares, and to shut down even for a day would For I imagine how he feels, cause a loss of several hundred dollars. The man who never swears. As a last resort an expert mac hinist — Cincinati Times. and all-round genius was called in. Hr removed the obstacle in a way that no PLENTY LEFT OVER. one else knew how to do and in five min I n a certain church in Ireland a young utes had everything in running order. His bill was $25.50. Though some priest was detailed to preach. The oc casion was his first appearance, and be what astonished at the amount, the pro took for his text ‘ The Feeding of the prietors paid the* bill but out of curie sitv Multitude.” He said: “And they fed ten asked why he made* it just twenty tiv* dollars and JiJty cents. The reply w «• people with ten thousand fishes.’’ An ol<l that he charged fifty cents for his w««i I Irishman said: “That’s no miracle; I e- ami $25.00 for ‘knowing how.” As hr gorra, I could do that myself,” whic h the had saved the company many times that priest overheard. The next Sunday the sum, they could not complain. It is sa id priest announced the same text, but he that one invention of Edi on s has -aved $1 .>.000.01)0 to the I'mhd St.it«- ah nr. had it right this time. He said: “And Sir Humphrey Davy Lv the in\a ntic n t they fed ten thousand people on ten 1« axes the safety lamp w is the means < f -aving of bread and ten fishes.” He waited a thousands of lives and untold milli« i - Sur»! second or two and then leaned well over of wealth to Great Britian the pulpit ami said: “And could you do brains some brains arc valuable and we should not grumble at pax in.: a i< a that, Mr. Murphy?’ sonable royalty to inventor.*. Hence Mr. Murphy replied: “Ami sure, your forth our subscribers w dl sec th« ir addi» - reverence, I could.” neatly print« I on i' •• n h -io < i the N« > “Ami how could you do it, Mr. Mur but they needn’t fee1 at a'l -<-iiv l’« t u when . they are told that «<• I i av • at hart • phy,” said the priest. L>OO iht «»-nt royalty f« t fl«t- ma« h a “And sure, your reverence. I could do that «Iocs tl.c work. W« arc willing !.» it with what was left over from la. ( Sun pay for brains. day.’. (ilemlulf lincim'l. <r