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VOL. I.
MARCH I, 1892.
‘ THE THIRD PARTY.
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No. 3.
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The Thin! Party is booming.
I w»» neigh*
Non the tiiird. it hopes soon swer the following :
' o/s go to a cit \ I»» sell egss, each
to he the first ami on!\ parlv
On»- sells
What a tau It re» platform ! having thirty d »Zen.
“Equal rights Io all ; special nt tl e rat»- »»I 3 «loz. lor a dollar,
privileges to none.”
' hell this i t he otl <• -. of course the la st
is carried out. the M llennium talkei. Ed. nt the into of 2 dozen
' f»»r a doll; r.
Now the former
will be rigl t upon Us.
But» should even .sopiommmg evidenilv r«'-v» i»"••> $ Itand the
a parts as this get into power, latter ¥ 15. — f 25
'•bepuzzling feature is this;
isn’t ii hare \ possible that e-
lie former gets a dollar for
Dough of the old A-dam-ic at Un
will crop out to prevent t e lull 3 <1 ■/.., i he latter a dollar for 2
realization
of this splendid • loz.; th»,iefoie even 5 dozen
dream? Special privil ..es to brings $ 2. and 00 dozen would
none! Soin» h w ibis se» ms a • bring f 24.
Our questioner su’.po^e? that
flatterin. "‘promise to th»- ear.”
only to be ‘"broken to the hope. ’ ! as often ns one sells 3 <l.»z<-n, the
We w.ll wager a p* <-k of pota­ other sells 2 dozen. But if this
toes that not one in ten of the Wc e the « nse, ten -mlcs would
Third Party movers appieeiate 11* < aust th»- f.rst ones basket
Tile
the full signifi«*a«-e of ’ !•»•>»• words. ami he would have $ 10,
Do they realize that, it’thi* latter wotihl also have $ 10, ami
firincij le were varra-o out uric 10 dozen eggs left; so the former
million dollars worth of church sits on a dry-goods box in front
property in the United States ofthe Post Of lice while th«- other
would pay taxes; that th»-r»- sells the reimiinii g ten dozen,
would be no laws enforcing th - getting $ 5. Total * 25. See !
But, don t semi matle-m.itiva 1
observance of Sumi a v asa sa<rt-.i
Thex u'viiotofgem
dav : that the World > fair would questions
be open every «lay in the week , «•ral interest.
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that there could be no more relig­
Il is propose«! to hâve I’. S.
ious teaching in our public senntors eh-ctr«! bv the peuple.
schools : in a Word, that every «!»•
Good ; but wliy n »t civet poat-
partim-nt of government* would masters in .the same wuv.
be strictly secular?
CONE N DRE.MS.
That the old parlies have pass-
ed the zenith of their glory and
Why is the letter K like a pig’s
and are slowlv.but none the less tail? Because its at the end of
purely, descending into th»- drea­ •o r k.
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ry Shades, is evident, l»u" they
\\ ho was the first to «wear in
have had such a jolly, good time
his world? Eve. How so?
loving each other for the past
When Adam ask.-d her if he
fortv vears, that they ought to
night take a kisa. she said, I
step down and »»ut ami give I
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l«»n't care A-dam ifvou du.
more glittering promises a show. ¡
Eor first class job pi ¡tiling pat­
H»»w many celebrated Gomg« ronize the NEUS. Oilice No.
Washim/tons birl hda v.tiie 22ult” ,
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