Mrs. O. F. Toney visited in
iialem with friend* during the
cent holidays
E FIRST NATIONAL BANK
TILLAMOOK, OREGON
Capital and Surplus, $85,000,00
GROWTH in Deposits:
Nov. 26, 1912. $146,698.22
DSC. 31, 1917, $531,993.49
Dec. 29,1922, $1,114,106.75
DIRECTORS
J. Edwards, Mgr. Coast Power Co.
W. Bunn, Farmer
John Morgan. Farmer
Henry Rogers, Farmer
B. C. Lamb. Pres. Lamb-Schrader Co
W. J. Riechers, Vice Pres, and Mgr.
C. A. McGhee. Cashier
OFFICERS
B C. Lamb, President
W. J. Riechers, Vice Pres, and Mgr.
C. J. Edwards, Vice President
C. A. McGhee, Cashier
I. E. Keldson, Assistant Cashier
Henry Heisel, Assistant Cashier
? Only National Bank in Tillamook County Member Federal Reserve System
THEORY ADVANCED BY MANY
Miss Rachel Willcuts, who
■een visiting at the home of Mr. and
-Irs. W. E. Noyes, left Monday for
Newberg where she Is teaching.
IT to Interesting to note that the doc
trine of evolution Itself has undergone
holiday
R. W. Bennett had
Mr. and Mrs. John Aschlrn,
and
visitors from Dallas , his mother, ■‘an.'hter. Maxine, returned the first I as complete un evolution as ha* any
Mrs. Christina Bennett, and his two f the week from Beaver, where the, animal specie* with which It deals.
•j' \\ e tlnd the gvrrn of It, so to speak, in
brothers, Albert and Elmo, both ac
’■ent Christmas and New Years with the early Greek phUosophers and not
companled by their wives
The Mrs. Aschint's parents, Mr. and Mrs, much more.
party spent New Years in this city,
. A. B’oughton
Crude, half-developed forms of It bo
lear.iig for the home Monda.
gin to ujijieur lu the Eighteenth cen
Bob F dlerton of Anacortes, Wn.. tury of our era and become more and
"The Palm Is now equipped
to was in town last week visiting
at more developed in the Nineteenth, till
make Its own candles. Visitors to rhe C. N. Drew home. Mr Fuller
they approximate completion In Dar
inspect the candy kitchen are always ton has many friends in the city
win. Iu Geoffrey Sidut-HIlulre, 171)5,
welcome- Adv.
having lived here about twenty years there ure glimpse* of the theory, but
«go.
In Lamarck, near the beginning of the
• Watch for oilr specials on home—
• lade candies each week. Our pro- |
Miss Muriel Wiley is spending the Nineteenth century, the theory is s<
duct will be hard to resist. We make holidays with her uncle, Howard fully developed that It anticipates Dar
win on many points; often full of crud I
’hem ourselves and know that theyj Drew, in Pendleton.
ities and absurdities, yet Lamarck hit*
.re good. Palm Confectionery.-—Ad. )
Miss Sarette DeLlllies, who spent; the mark surprisingly often.
In 1813 Dr. W. C. Wells, an English
G. G. Johnson, expert piano tuner the holidays here with her parents.)
from the Wiley B. Allen Co., Is in Mr. and Mrs. J. M. DeLillies, has man, read a paper before the Royal
Tillamook this week. Leave your returned to her studies In Holly-, society in London that contain* a pas
sage that might have come from the
order at the “Song Shop,” or phone wood, California. She was accom
pages of Darwin. In the anonymous
the Headlight office.—tip.
panied by her mother who will spend)
and famous volume called “Vestige*
several
weeks
in
California.
State Senator C. J. Edwards, ac
of Creation," published In 1844, the
companied by Mrs. Edwards,
will
doctrine of the mutability of species
Miss Hattie Buckles left Satur-| is forcibly put. Then In Herbert Spen- ii '
go to Salem this week to be in at
tendance at the session of the legis day for Aberdeen, Wn., to take up cer Ln 1852 the evolution theory of de- i '
lature w*hich opens there next week. a position with the telephone com- : velopment receives a fresh Impetus,
till It matures in the minds of Dar
pany at that place.
E. T. Haltom is transacting busl-
win and Wallace In the lute 5<>s. The
Rev. McRae had the misfortune to Inherent Impulse toward development
ness in Portland this week
sprain his ankle Monday night
Mrs. Lee Parsons visited In the while at a boy scout meeting, and Is Is also In Aristotle. It crops out again
111 Lamarck, but was repudiated by
■ ’tty Monday from Wheeler
confined to his home this week. Hej Darwin.—From “The Last Harvest,” i
hopes to be out by Sunday.
by John Burroughs.
r
NOTE—The Red Top tin con
tains Velvet that ha* recently
been delivered from the fisc-
tory. It 1* in fresh condition
—cool and smooth in a pipe.
Mrs. J. A. Snider of Oakland, Ore.,|
visited last week at the A. D. Smith)
home
Charles Finch and family return
ed the first of the week from Port
land where they spent Christmas.
Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Hiatt and two
sons of Forest Grove visited with the
E. G. Anderson and F. S. Armen
trout families last week
Mr. ar.d Mrs. Oren Dixon and El
well Erskine celebrated the advent
of the New Year in Portland
Mr. and Mrs. Walter Woods spent
the holidays with friends and rela
tives in Corvallis
Mr. and Mrs. Jesse O'Neil were In
town last week from Oakland, Ore.,
visiting with Mrs. O'Neil's parents.
Art
Mr and Mrs. A. D. Smith.
Smith, who has been viciting vi th
the O’Nei’s for some time came
In
with them.
Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Coe returned
he first of the week after spending
Christmas with Mrs. Coe’s parents,
Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Kennedy, at Port
land
"¿7
Howard Edmunds and Charlie
Well* were Portland vi. ttors
the
first of ti e week.
Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Sh:.w, of ’ Port-
land, and Mr and Mrs. P. M. Pop
ham of Pirkenfleld, Oregon, ’ vi. ited
with Mr. and Mrs. F. It. Caidlff anil
Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Oathout during
the holidays.
Mr. and Mrs. Louis Nielsen, who
have been visiting here for the past
week, returned Tuesday to their
home In Montesano.
Each tin oï
The management of the Coats Mill
Co., presented each of their employes
with a ham, or the equivalent of it
in cash, as a Christmas gift. It was
a complete surprise to the men and
all were greatly pleased.
Mrs. Frank Nobson and Mrs. Wai
ter Reed came to town on business
Thursday from Garibaldi.
TOBACCO
contains fresh! made tobacco. Just right for your
pipe.
And the milci smoothness you enjoy is the result
of Velvet's two long year’s ageing in wooden hogs
heads. Patient ageing in Nature’s way—the right
way of removing raw harshness and bite.
You’ll say that Velvet is cool, smooth and “sweet
as a nut” in your pipe.
L iggett &. M yer * T obacco C o .
Wha* Might Be Cat tod ths BvoluUon
of Evolution as Explained by
John Burroughs.
Mr and Mrs W. E. Makinstor
Hebo were in town Wednesday
of
Mr. and Mis. R. N. Henkle enter
tained at dinner New Year's day at
their home in the city. The guests
were Mr. and Mrs. E. G. Anderson,,
Mr. and Mrs E K Gilbert and son,
Allen, and Mr and Mrs. J. E Ileedy
and son Jack.
SHIP WRECKED MARINER
HAS NOTHING ON "DOC’
Many gray hairs have appeared
on the head of E. E. Koch, propiie
tor of the Tillamook Drug store,
since a very harrowing experience
that befell him last Sunday morning
at
while bunting the clusive duck
what is known as Harrison's Lake
south of this city, “Doc” and Lis
party were in two separate boats on
he lake and were becoming nervous
over the size of their bag. The p< ;>
ular apothecary wan alone in one >f
tie skiffs and, beli.g *o Intent
n
some of the water fowl that w< e
flying Iowa: d him, he did not notl .e
thai his trusty ship was r pidly
corning water logged. His eye were
fixed on the heaven* while his ship
was sinking under hi* feet.
The first realization that “Doc”
had of the catastrophe was when the
water started running In his ears, his
• yes still fastened on a lonesome
duck that did not seem to know
where to light.
Cries for help filled the air until
the unfortunate hunter was rescued'
from his perilous position in four!
feet of water and returned home to I
dry out.
AFTER A VISIT TO DENTIST
Writer Recalls 8omo Impressions That
Some of Ue Can Shudderingly
Indorse.
The only person who seems to pay
any attention to the “stulle" sign In
a dentist's olfice Is the dentist him
self.
Oddly enough, dental chair* are de
signed with a view to the patient's
comfort
You never realize what a big mouth
you have till the dentist begins lay
ing hl* scaffolding tn it.
There is nothing so unnecessary a*
his preliminary announcement, “Now,
tills may hurt u little.”
The first step In painless extraction
is the injection of the anesthetic Into
the gum*.
The phrase, to take someone’s head
oC, undoubtedly originated with a den
tist’s efforts to get the lietter of a
stubborn wisdom tooth.
The sweetest words that ever fell
on your cur are: “That will be all
for today.”
You never had so much fun with a
glass of water before.
Getting outside, you feel like a
stranger in the world.
The wor it pain of all comes when
yon get your bill.—Edmund J. Kiefer,
tn the Ne' York Sun.
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HELPFUL
FRIEFDS!
That is what dollars
one of our bank books
And when YOUR dollars
OUR passbook get acquainted
they’ll make a new and valu
able friend for you.
Come in today and we’ll in
troduce them. You will be the
gainer.
Tillamook County
Tillamook, Oregon
Pollyanna Shop
Hemstitching 10c Yard
Needlework anti Gifts
Infants' and Children's Wear
MAYOR SMITH S ADDRESS
(Continued from page 1)
always find time to listen to your
demands and requests, but when It
is necessary to present a grievance,
be sure you have weighed the prob
lem carefully, and always remember
I he biblical saying "Do unto others
as you would that they should
unto you.”
“The vole of the people on
18th ultimo Is conclusive evidence
that you want the proposed armory
and I will put forth every effort to
accomplish this end and have an
early completion of this much need
ed edifice. Company K of this city,
under the command of Captain Jacob
E. Shearer, is one of the highest rat
ed companys of the state militia,
and the citizens of 1 illamook have
reason to feel proud of an organ iza-
tion so ably conducted, and we
houhl put forth every effort to see
that the boys of this organization
re properly quartered In a build
ing that would add to their comfort
Hailstone« Formed During Heat.
It is during summer-time that hali and efficiency.
"The school district is badly
stones occur most frequently. It te
the heat of summer that gives rise to need of more room and a new build-
Plans
them, for they can be formed only in Ing is needed at once,
this new building are now in
thundery wenther.
When there Is thunder about there hands of the board of education
ore always very strong upward immediate steps will be taken
draughts of air. As raindrops begin the erection of same so that it
to fall they are caught by these cur be available for the term of school
rents and carried to great heights, beginning about September
1st,
where they freeze solid. If they now 1923. This move by the school
fall .to earth they arrive in the form board is a worthy one and should
of the small hailstones tliat are usu have your unqualified support,
ally seen. Sometimes, however, after J trust that your cooperation in
falling through the clouds and receiv matter can be depended upon.
ing a coating of moisture, they are
“I advocate that the avenues
carried up again by other current*, this city should be renamed, rising,
The moisture freezes upon them, tn Instead of numerals, the names
of
creasing their size.
such dignitaries as the past presl—
The process may go on for tonie dents of the United States, the past
time. In which case the hailstone re governors of the State of Oregon, or
ceive* coating after coating of Ice un
(’the names of the different trees. In
til It becomes as Large as a marble or
making the change as stated, a per
■rran an egg.
son of average intelligence would
be able to find an address when di
"Shi ■bed’ the Tiger Away,
rected properly.
n was a frequent occurrence lor
“I belteve that the people who live
■ tiger to carry off a Chine*« coolle adjacent to our city and who expect
tn the Malay peninsula, according t<
e traveler who spent some time In protection in event of fire from our
that country. Tliese pers-ins, he Mid, fire department should either vote to
■ ould seldom be brought to brieve Ln I extend the city limits ho that they
I
the reality of dangers from animal* could have this protection, or they
that they looked on as only cats of ahould tax themselves an amount
abnormal dimension*.
I saw till* equal to our share of the city tax
valor of Ignorance tragically LUus- and turn this amount Into the city
trated one day when I took some [xv for their share of the malntalnance
Iles out to help me track ■ tiger H- of tills department.”
sponrible for the loss of many Uvea.
"I believe that the city charter
From a too distant eminence we soon should be so amended that whenever
caught right of a Chinaman slowly the required majority of property
•trolling along ricking a piece of holders petition for street improve
sugarcane. Out sprang a tiger, but ment by paving that it shall be the
missed hl* mark, the buck of the mun’s duty of said petitioners to post with
head. Without any acceleration of the city a bond of sufficient size to
pace, the coolie, merely wlttnh-awlng guarantee the payment of all in
the cane from bl* month, waved at the debtedneae against all the property
tiger and “nhfshed" him away
affected by Hald petition, thereby.
eliminating the city as a property^*
Not the Same Poincare.
holder i nthe city by reason of de
There 1* growing up a distinct Etn fault.
stein tradition concerning tin great
“It has been said that It is human
mathematician's habit* and personal to err. and I do not want to appear
tty The following Is the Intent addi in the role of a person being so in
tion to the collection
Einstein Was
fallible that I could not make a mis
walking bareheaded aero a I!av ,rla
take, but. If 1 am wrong in any of
square lii Berlin. One of tils friends
my proposals, or if I make a mistake,
hailed him: “Well, what <:<• yon think
of Poincare?" “I think he i* u very I assure you that It will have been
talented man." "Yea, but what dur of the head and not of the heart
ing!“ "The daring of genius." "But May 1 not solicit your support
what u frenzied fury agulrut his an handling three affairs?’
tagonlat!" “Oh, rm, not at all. You
don't know him." "Well, but nt least,
William Sutton atid Ellen lleck
professor, y<m won’t deny that his de- i were
Christian
married at
termlm«} enmity of Germany, tn-’ »hat
1er < o
Church
'•«. b
til* megalornar.lu- -”
said Hi»-
Ik, i
Key’
stelri. "prou’re tall 'ng
i e
the
premier
. Poincai>,
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