Mrs. O. F. Toney visited in iialem with friend* during the cent holidays E FIRST NATIONAL BANK TILLAMOOK, OREGON Capital and Surplus, $85,000,00 GROWTH in Deposits: Nov. 26, 1912. $146,698.22 DSC. 31, 1917, $531,993.49 Dec. 29,1922, $1,114,106.75 DIRECTORS J. Edwards, Mgr. Coast Power Co. W. Bunn, Farmer John Morgan. Farmer Henry Rogers, Farmer B. C. Lamb. Pres. Lamb-Schrader Co W. J. Riechers, Vice Pres, and Mgr. C. A. McGhee. Cashier OFFICERS B C. Lamb, President W. J. Riechers, Vice Pres, and Mgr. C. J. Edwards, Vice President C. A. McGhee, Cashier I. E. Keldson, Assistant Cashier Henry Heisel, Assistant Cashier ? Only National Bank in Tillamook County Member Federal Reserve System THEORY ADVANCED BY MANY Miss Rachel Willcuts, who ■een visiting at the home of Mr. and -Irs. W. E. Noyes, left Monday for Newberg where she Is teaching. IT to Interesting to note that the doc­ trine of evolution Itself has undergone holiday R. W. Bennett had Mr. and Mrs. John Aschlrn, and visitors from Dallas , his mother, ■‘an.'hter. Maxine, returned the first I as complete un evolution as ha* any Mrs. Christina Bennett, and his two f the week from Beaver, where the, animal specie* with which It deals. •j' \\ e tlnd the gvrrn of It, so to speak, in brothers, Albert and Elmo, both ac ’■ent Christmas and New Years with the early Greek phUosophers and not companled by their wives The Mrs. Aschint's parents, Mr. and Mrs, much more. party spent New Years in this city, . A. B’oughton Crude, half-developed forms of It bo lear.iig for the home Monda. gin to ujijieur lu the Eighteenth cen­ Bob F dlerton of Anacortes, Wn.. tury of our era and become more and "The Palm Is now equipped to was in town last week visiting at more developed in the Nineteenth, till make Its own candles. Visitors to rhe C. N. Drew home. Mr Fuller they approximate completion In Dar inspect the candy kitchen are always ton has many friends in the city win. Iu Geoffrey Sidut-HIlulre, 171)5, welcome- Adv. having lived here about twenty years there ure glimpse* of the theory, but «go. In Lamarck, near the beginning of the • Watch for oilr specials on home— • lade candies each week. Our pro- | Miss Muriel Wiley is spending the Nineteenth century, the theory is s< duct will be hard to resist. We make holidays with her uncle, Howard fully developed that It anticipates Dar­ win on many points; often full of crud­ I ’hem ourselves and know that theyj Drew, in Pendleton. ities and absurdities, yet Lamarck hit* .re good. Palm Confectionery.-—Ad. ) Miss Sarette DeLlllies, who spent; the mark surprisingly often. In 1813 Dr. W. C. Wells, an English­ G. G. Johnson, expert piano tuner the holidays here with her parents.) from the Wiley B. Allen Co., Is in Mr. and Mrs. J. M. DeLillies, has man, read a paper before the Royal Tillamook this week. Leave your returned to her studies In Holly-, society in London that contain* a pas­ sage that might have come from the order at the “Song Shop,” or phone wood, California. She was accom pages of Darwin. In the anonymous the Headlight office.—tip. panied by her mother who will spend) and famous volume called “Vestige* several weeks in California. State Senator C. J. Edwards, ac­ of Creation," published In 1844, the companied by Mrs. Edwards, will doctrine of the mutability of species Miss Hattie Buckles left Satur-| is forcibly put. Then In Herbert Spen- ii ' go to Salem this week to be in at­ tendance at the session of the legis­ day for Aberdeen, Wn., to take up cer Ln 1852 the evolution theory of de- i ' lature w*hich opens there next week. a position with the telephone com- : velopment receives a fresh Impetus, till It matures in the minds of Dar­ pany at that place. E. T. Haltom is transacting busl- win and Wallace In the lute 5<>s. The Rev. McRae had the misfortune to Inherent Impulse toward development ness in Portland this week sprain his ankle Monday night Mrs. Lee Parsons visited In the while at a boy scout meeting, and Is Is also In Aristotle. It crops out again 111 Lamarck, but was repudiated by ■ ’tty Monday from Wheeler confined to his home this week. Hej Darwin.—From “The Last Harvest,” i hopes to be out by Sunday. by John Burroughs. r NOTE—The Red Top tin con­ tains Velvet that ha* recently been delivered from the fisc- tory. It 1* in fresh condition —cool and smooth in a pipe. Mrs. J. A. Snider of Oakland, Ore.,| visited last week at the A. D. Smith) home Charles Finch and family return­ ed the first of the week from Port land where they spent Christmas. Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Hiatt and two sons of Forest Grove visited with the E. G. Anderson and F. S. Armen trout families last week Mr. ar.d Mrs. Oren Dixon and El­ well Erskine celebrated the advent of the New Year in Portland Mr. and Mrs. Walter Woods spent the holidays with friends and rela­ tives in Corvallis Mr. and Mrs. Jesse O'Neil were In town last week from Oakland, Ore., visiting with Mrs. O'Neil's parents. Art Mr and Mrs. A. D. Smith. Smith, who has been viciting vi th the O’Nei’s for some time came In with them. Mr. and Mrs. C. M. Coe returned he first of the week after spending Christmas with Mrs. Coe’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. E. Kennedy, at Port­ land "¿7 Howard Edmunds and Charlie Well* were Portland vi. ttors the first of ti e week. Mr. and Mrs. C. C. Sh:.w, of ’ Port- land, and Mr and Mrs. P. M. Pop ham of Pirkenfleld, Oregon, ’ vi. ited with Mr. and Mrs. F. It. Caidlff anil Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Oathout during the holidays. Mr. and Mrs. Louis Nielsen, who have been visiting here for the past week, returned Tuesday to their home In Montesano. Each tin oï The management of the Coats Mill Co., presented each of their employes with a ham, or the equivalent of it in cash, as a Christmas gift. It was a complete surprise to the men and all were greatly pleased. Mrs. Frank Nobson and Mrs. Wai ter Reed came to town on business Thursday from Garibaldi. TOBACCO contains fresh! made tobacco. Just right for your pipe. And the milci smoothness you enjoy is the result of Velvet's two long year’s ageing in wooden hogs­ heads. Patient ageing in Nature’s way—the right way of removing raw harshness and bite. You’ll say that Velvet is cool, smooth and “sweet as a nut” in your pipe. L iggett &. M yer * T obacco C o . Wha* Might Be Cat tod ths BvoluUon of Evolution as Explained by John Burroughs. Mr and Mrs W. E. Makinstor Hebo were in town Wednesday of Mr. and Mis. R. N. Henkle enter­ tained at dinner New Year's day at their home in the city. The guests were Mr. and Mrs. E. G. Anderson,, Mr. and Mrs E K Gilbert and son, Allen, and Mr and Mrs. J. E Ileedy and son Jack. SHIP WRECKED MARINER HAS NOTHING ON "DOC’ Many gray hairs have appeared on the head of E. E. Koch, propiie tor of the Tillamook Drug store, since a very harrowing experience that befell him last Sunday morning at while bunting the clusive duck what is known as Harrison's Lake south of this city, “Doc” and Lis party were in two separate boats on he lake and were becoming nervous over the size of their bag. The p< ;> ular apothecary wan alone in one >f tie skiffs and, beli.g *o Intent n some of the water fowl that w< e flying Iowa: d him, he did not notl .e thai his trusty ship was r pidly corning water logged. His eye were fixed on the heaven* while his ship was sinking under hi* feet. The first realization that “Doc” had of the catastrophe was when the water started running In his ears, his • yes still fastened on a lonesome duck that did not seem to know where to light. Cries for help filled the air until the unfortunate hunter was rescued' from his perilous position in four! feet of water and returned home to I dry out. AFTER A VISIT TO DENTIST Writer Recalls 8omo Impressions That Some of Ue Can Shudderingly Indorse. The only person who seems to pay any attention to the “stulle" sign In a dentist's olfice Is the dentist him self. Oddly enough, dental chair* are de­ signed with a view to the patient's comfort You never realize what a big mouth you have till the dentist begins lay­ ing hl* scaffolding tn it. There is nothing so unnecessary a* his preliminary announcement, “Now, tills may hurt u little.” The first step In painless extraction is the injection of the anesthetic Into the gum*. The phrase, to take someone’s head oC, undoubtedly originated with a den­ tist’s efforts to get the lietter of a stubborn wisdom tooth. The sweetest words that ever fell on your cur are: “That will be all for today.” You never had so much fun with a glass of water before. Getting outside, you feel like a stranger in the world. The wor it pain of all comes when yon get your bill.—Edmund J. Kiefer, tn the Ne' York Sun. . r- yt- V" 1. > HELPFUL FRIEFDS! That is what dollars one of our bank books And when YOUR dollars OUR passbook get acquainted they’ll make a new and valu­ able friend for you. Come in today and we’ll in­ troduce them. You will be the gainer. Tillamook County Tillamook, Oregon Pollyanna Shop Hemstitching 10c Yard Needlework anti Gifts Infants' and Children's Wear MAYOR SMITH S ADDRESS (Continued from page 1) always find time to listen to your demands and requests, but when It is necessary to present a grievance, be sure you have weighed the prob­ lem carefully, and always remember I he biblical saying "Do unto others as you would that they should unto you.” “The vole of the people on 18th ultimo Is conclusive evidence that you want the proposed armory and I will put forth every effort to accomplish this end and have an early completion of this much need­ ed edifice. Company K of this city, under the command of Captain Jacob E. Shearer, is one of the highest rat­ ed companys of the state militia, and the citizens of 1 illamook have reason to feel proud of an organ iza- tion so ably conducted, and we houhl put forth every effort to see that the boys of this organization re properly quartered In a build­ ing that would add to their comfort Hailstone« Formed During Heat. It is during summer-time that hali­ and efficiency. "The school district is badly stones occur most frequently. It te the heat of summer that gives rise to need of more room and a new build- Plans them, for they can be formed only in Ing is needed at once, this new building are now in thundery wenther. When there Is thunder about there hands of the board of education ore always very strong upward immediate steps will be taken draughts of air. As raindrops begin the erection of same so that it to fall they are caught by these cur­ be available for the term of school rents and carried to great heights, beginning about September 1st, where they freeze solid. If they now 1923. This move by the school fall .to earth they arrive in the form board is a worthy one and should of the small hailstones tliat are usu­ have your unqualified support, ally seen. Sometimes, however, after J trust that your cooperation in falling through the clouds and receiv­ matter can be depended upon. ing a coating of moisture, they are “I advocate that the avenues carried up again by other current*, this city should be renamed, rising, The moisture freezes upon them, tn Instead of numerals, the names of creasing their size. such dignitaries as the past presl— The process may go on for tonie dents of the United States, the past time. In which case the hailstone re­ governors of the State of Oregon, or ceive* coating after coating of Ice un­ (’the names of the different trees. In til It becomes as Large as a marble or making the change as stated, a per­ ■rran an egg. son of average intelligence would be able to find an address when di­ "Shi ■bed’ the Tiger Away, rected properly. n was a frequent occurrence lor “I belteve that the people who live ■ tiger to carry off a Chine*« coolle adjacent to our city and who expect tn the Malay peninsula, according t< e traveler who spent some time In protection in event of fire from our that country. Tliese pers-ins, he Mid, fire department should either vote to ■ ould seldom be brought to brieve Ln I extend the city limits ho that they I the reality of dangers from animal* could have this protection, or they that they looked on as only cats of ahould tax themselves an amount abnormal dimension*. I saw till* equal to our share of the city tax valor of Ignorance tragically LUus- and turn this amount Into the city trated one day when I took some [xv for their share of the malntalnance Iles out to help me track ■ tiger H- of tills department.” sponrible for the loss of many Uvea. "I believe that the city charter From a too distant eminence we soon should be so amended that whenever caught right of a Chinaman slowly the required majority of property •trolling along ricking a piece of holders petition for street improve­ sugarcane. Out sprang a tiger, but ment by paving that it shall be the missed hl* mark, the buck of the mun’s duty of said petitioners to post with head. Without any acceleration of the city a bond of sufficient size to pace, the coolie, merely wlttnh-awlng guarantee the payment of all in­ the cane from bl* month, waved at the debtedneae against all the property tiger and “nhfshed" him away affected by Hald petition, thereby. eliminating the city as a property^* Not the Same Poincare. holder i nthe city by reason of de­ There 1* growing up a distinct Etn fault. stein tradition concerning tin great “It has been said that It is human mathematician's habit* and personal to err. and I do not want to appear tty The following Is the Intent addi­ in the role of a person being so in­ tion to the collection Einstein Was fallible that I could not make a mis­ walking bareheaded aero a I!av ,rla take, but. If 1 am wrong in any of square lii Berlin. One of tils friends my proposals, or if I make a mistake, hailed him: “Well, what <:<• yon think of Poincare?" “I think he i* u very I assure you that It will have been talented man." "Yea, but what dur­ of the head and not of the heart ing!“ "The daring of genius." "But May 1 not solicit your support what u frenzied fury agulrut his an handling three affairs?’ tagonlat!" “Oh, rm, not at all. You don't know him." "Well, but nt least, William Sutton atid Ellen lleck professor, y, —--- - ---- w y ------ i‘ flei ri lfolwaw, the meth