TILLAMOOK
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A Weekly Paper Published every
Friday by the
Meadlight Publishing Company, Inc.
Tillamook. Oregon
Both Téléphoné.
Entered aa eecond-claae matter In
Che poMottlce at Tillamook, Oregon.
Subeeription Rate*
One year ----------------------------|J.OO
51x months__________________ 1.00
Three months_________________ .76
Payable in advance
One good thing about
those small mustaches any
way is that they don’t droop
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“Woman Always Pays,
says a headline. Not
]” when i
she can have it charged.
It is not for us to criticize i
those birds who insist that
their ancestors were mon
keys.
hard surfacing the main
highways, it is a debatable
question whether it is not
more economical to macada
mize and expend a certain
amount every year on main
tenance. It costs $30,000 to
construct a mile of hard sur
face road. Of course, the
amount of travel and clima
tic conditions must be taken
into consideration, but there
are those who are inclined to
think more roads could be1
built by not expending so
much money on hard sur
facing and more for maca
dam, with proper yearly
maintenance.
GEORGE
Our Boy Reporter
It’s warm agen but the
cheef says if you have got
in the fucher look
If a bee can sting like the enny faith
sum
cold wether in
devil on a diet of honey out for
bout 4 munths maybe
what would he do on a diet a sooner.
of lemon juice?
jim dash
Its a holliday in the bank
The truly good man will in Persia to morrer but it
go to sleep in church rather ain’t nothin here but work in
than let his mind wonder on our banks.
the price of hogs.
jim dash
Mister Reedy’s back from
The local preacher who California seein the sites an
surrendered his permit to his family also which went
drive an auto after a smash with him to keep him from
up, must have had a guilty gettin home sick I gess.
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conscience and did the right
Mrs.
Bruce
wich is from
thing by repenting.
Missouri an Nellie an Marie
an Sylvester went to the o-
The rain last week may slitin an went in bathin but
have inconvenienced some of didn’t like it wich is blood
our visitors and campers, relashuns to Mrs. Bryan and
but it brought a smile of Mrs. Alva Williams visitin
satisfaction on the counten* here.
ances of every dairyman in
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the county.
Mister Shearer an Mister
White an Mister Ben Joy an
It will be noticed that a Mister Henry Heisel went
letter, which appears in an to the Dalles that time to
other column, makes the the Legion to talk a bout the
suggestion that instead of war an had a dandy time an
placing the word “Tilla seen lots of sites an had sum
mook” on the cheese manu good eats.
jim dash
factured in this county that
it be changed to “Tillamook
Irene Pangborn’s back
Oregon”. The point is well from Lafayette seein sum
taken, for this is not the first frends on vacashun an get-
time that we have been in tin sum good eats. You al
formed that Tillamook is in ways eat more when you
some other state.
ain’t home less its in a res-
trunt which European.
jim dash
Business men of the coun
Clint
King
’s quit farmin
ty should all cooperate with
the fair board in making the an’s gone to work for a liv-
county fair a success. Quite in. He’s up to the Tilla
a number of the business mook grodge.
jim dash
men have decided to have
Mrs. Rose Wilkes an Mrs.
booths at the fair, but there
are still some vacant booths Wallan an Mrs. Bert Stev'l
to be had. The fair board ens all had sum relashuns
asked the Chamber of Com visitin them b marridge an
merce to help in this matter, wun of them wus tharc sis-
jim dash
with the result that the busi
ter.
ness men will cooperate. But
Pauline Beals is home vis
those who have not ar
itili
but she’s marrid now an
ranged for booths should do
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don't
no whats her name
so at once. Displays by the
marrid.
business men have always
jim dash
helped to make the county
fair a success.
Mister John Hofinan’s got
pigs an hogs for sale. We
a pitcher in a bout two
Those who have had occa had
weeks
of wun of the
sion to check Over ballot pigs I ago meen
whats part
boxes, talley sheets and elec wite an part black.
tion returns turned in to the
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county clerk after an elec
Mister
Serrel had Mister
tion, know that election Stork up visitin
last
boards, in a large number of munth. He’s here them
now vis
precincts, need a little edu itili a round with old frends
cation as to their duties. It for a couple of munths an’s
often occurs, through the goin to be cross the street
negligence of some election from us next week mv moth-
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boards, that the official er says.
count is delayed on account
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of talley sheets being mis If yo mvant to go fishin
sing. This was a matter that you can't get no baits up to
the republican county cen Mister .Anderson's groshry
tral committee discussed re store cause he sed he dont
cently, and in all probability have no baits an rebaits
a plan will be adopted where j neether. Rebaits is when,
by election boards can be in- the fish gets the bait an you1
telligently informed as toi haff to put on sum more I
their duties.
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HEADLIGHT
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'Friday, August 18, 192
farMA MATTHEWS
CHURCHLESS CHILDREN
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There are twenty-five million boy»
and girls outside of the Sunday
School in this country. Every child in
America should be in some Sunday
School
every’ Sunday
morning.
Everv child should be accompanied to
Sunday School by his parents.
The mother who doesn't bring her
child into the world dedicated to God
has committed a crime against the
child. The father who doesn't lead
his child to the altar of worship, rev
erence, and devotion has committed a
crime against his child and against
•ociety; for he has teft out of the
child’s training the greatest factor.
Parents who refuse to bring their
children to church, and who refuse to
allow their children to unite with the
church and become devout Christian
workers are stumbling blocks; they
are curses to their children.
There is but oae remedy for the
Condition m this country, and that is
salvation by Jesus Christ There is
but one place in which that salvation
can be found, and that is in God’s in
fallible Word. There is but one in
stitution authorized to teach that
Word, namely the orthodox Christian
church.
Every child should be in Sunday
School »nd in the church pew on Sun
day morning sitting beside hts parents.
Children are never too young to be
eaved. ’-ut if they are neglected and
grow to be .kl men and women hard
ened ia am they ma> become loo old
to be saved. It is extremely expensive
to the government for a child to
grow to be old in sin and crime. It
costs millions to save an old man
from the error of his way. A child
can be saved at the threshold of child
hood and thus save his soul and so
ciety untold expense.
The father who uses his automobile
on Sunday to take his child away
from the church not only breaks the
Ten Commandments, but he is a curse
to the child and a menace to this gov
ernment.
The father who spends his Sunday
on the golf links is a fraud so far as
a religious influence is concerned, and
he is a menace to the spiritual devel
opment of his child.
It is the business of the father to be
in the Sunday School with his child,
and it is the business of the child to
be in the church pew by the side of
his father.
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Why do people neglect to bring
their children to Christ arid into the
church? Such parents and such ne
glect are bringing untold sorrow and
expense and reflection upon this coun
try. The juvenile courts and the
penal institutions are full of the
children who come from such homes.
Parents, you are either a curse or a
blessing to your childrm. If you
neglect your Sunday duty you are a
curse to them. Children ought to be
in the Sunday School and church if
the nation is to be saved.
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The Genie of the Wires
Aladdin summoned the genie of the lamp and
any wish was immediately gratified.
At your command there is the genie of the wires.
He will take your voice instantly—without regard
to distance—wherever you may desire to send it.
You are familiar with the conveniences of local
telephone service, but have you ever thought of
the pleasure or profit available in the use of the
long distance lines?
The genie of the lamp was the servant of a single
individual. The genie of the wires will respond to
the call of every telephone user.
Every Bell telephone is a Long Distance station.
“THE UNEMPLOYED
Each day abounds in mystery to tax the thoughtful mind,
and add its bit of history in lore of human kind. . . . Each
problem up for solving demands a potent skill, and keeps tha
wheels revolving In Ufa’s perpetual mill. . . .„
To me, the unsolved auestion is ever as before; dumbfounds
with its ingestion—bewilders more and more. . „
I grope
amid its fastnesa, and tremble at its frown. . „ a I marvel at
its vastness no soul can put it down!
The question I refer to, is of the ''unemployed.’* . . „ The
ones s Job is dear to but seldom is enjoyed.
« They cry
aloud to Vulcan, and Agricola’s King—they crave to strike
a welkin which never seems to ring I
* My soul is wrapped in wonder.—It is, to help me Mikel I
have to work like thunder,—I ain’t
got time to strike I The ardent
prayer for leisure Is ever bn my
mind. . v . I’d pour iut all my
treasure, for a job I couldn't hod I
HOMEY PHILOSOPHY^
[ÄF0R1922
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HOMEY PHILOSOPHY FOR 1922
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Fame is a wonderful thing. Think of the bird that first con
ceived the notion of starting a fire to keep warm before there
was any fire. You know his name, of course. Then there was
the boy who really owns all the gold in the world, the fellow who
looked at a mountain, saw there was some stone in it, dug up
the stone, saw there was metal in the stone and figured out how
to get the metal out of the stone. You remember who he was,
too. And the other boy, what’/his name—the chap tha. fixed
out words that carried meaning, and spoke them at the rest of
the gang so they could all converse? Every body knows who
he was. -There’s no use talkin' It's very important to get your
namq ¡o the paper an’ get a reputation.
SAVE TIME AND WORRY
The buaineaa or home woman will find a Commercial Account
at the First National most eonvlent. It will save her much
time, as she can alt at home and mall out checks, and It will
save her the worry of perhaps having to pa) a bill the second
time, because she can't find her receipt
It Is modern, up to-date method.* simplifier of the many
details Involved In paying by cash Talk to Ug about it.
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DIRECTORS
John Morgan
W J. Riechers.
A W. Bunn
B C. Lamb.
Henry Rogers
•C. J Edward*.
C A. McGhee
T The First National Bank j
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