Pag? Eight
THE TILLAMOOK
bumtwood art. dearie?" said he.
“Ferdinand, how can you be so
heartless! This is a pie!"
• • •
A good example of judicious
An Expert
Writes
co-operation.
Two Tillamook lawyers (it won’t
do to tell their names) are joshing
each other and being joshed quite
a bit by their friends over an inci
dent that occurred recently when
one of them was asked to sit as a
special judge in a “bootlegging”
case. The one who was temporarily
wearing the judicial ermine was
in doubt as to-what penalty to fix
in the case. He called up his fel
low barrister and said, “Say, John,
I’ve got a bootlegger here and don’t
know what to give him", “Well,
about $10 a quart, and say, can you
get a couple for me?”
“I used to be called
a poor cook, and
never pretended to
bake a cake worthy
of praise, but now
I am called the
champion cake baker
of my community,
thanks to the Royal
Baking Powder.”
Mr». R. W. P.
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SUGAR 5<* lb
Friday
Saturday
For every dollar you spend for
merchandise on these 3 days you
can bufiy 5 lbs. of pure cane
sugar at 5c a pound
54= 10*15*
25* 35*
UP
CANDY SPECIAL
FOR SATURDAY
Sweet and wholesome, pure and
fresh Chocolate Creams assort
ed flavors, full pound
35<>
SPECIAL
2v«.ry business brings us new customers at our Hose
Womens’s Envelope Chemise
They come in pink and in white, lace
trimmed. Dollar vallues, to close them out
quickly at this price
______ 15C 01 two for §5^
—
SPECIAL
Womens Muslin Gowns
Embroidery trimmed, slip over style.
cloi-e out quickly, priced at
To
______ 79f* or two for SI 50______
Children’s White Hose
10c* a pair
These hose are slightly damaged by water
from leaky water pipe in office above store.
Otherwise in fine shape and represent values
up to 29c pair.
Counter.
Hose that wear at prices that are fair are the
reasons.
HOSE FOR WOMEN
b ■.■ad Ho?e, pair
H
n Knit” Silk Hose, pair
r
:y H
t alr
¿>11 Hose
. - Oil H oe <
'du.de, pair
'Oil Hose,
Guaranteed Mercerized Cotton Hose in black,
and Cordv. pair 45c.
¿1.85
1.25
59c
17ttc
25c
29c
white
All other numbers above come in. black and Cordv.
Women’s White Hose
HOSE FOR CHILDREN
SPECIAL
25c
Guaranteed Heavy Rib, black, pair .
Guaranteed Heavy Rib, black, pair
50c
Misses Fine Ribbed, black, white and Cordv. pair 29c
Infants Half Socks, Mercerized,
27He
Childrens three-quarter length hose or socks, blue or
Cordovan, pair 50c
15c* a pair
Slightly soiled same as above stated.
Represent values up to 39c pair.
CHILDRENS ROMPERS ..
Sizes 2 to 6.
prices
Values up to 40c.
15é
Clean up
Omar Up-to-date.
A flock of buzz-saws underneath
the bough,
A slide trombone, two saxaphones,
and thou,
drum,
Beside me, playing on a kettle-
Ah, this fair world Is wilderness
enow,
e * •
e • •
Lou Eberhardt says once there
was a woman who said she would
be ready in a minute and was ready
in exactly 59 seconds.
• « •
You can fill a man’s head full of
learning, and even put up side
boards to hold it on; but if his
heart is not in his work, he will
ditch the whole darn outfit.
* * •
Silence Is golden, especially when
tax assessor is around—opines B. C.
Lamb.
* * *
The King of Slam has twelve
wives but who the heck wants to t-e
King of Slam?—asks Ernest Snod
grass.
* * *
Why live w|ith the shades etern
ally pulled down. Why not open
the windows of your soul, and see
something worth living for, worth
laughing at, when a fellow lives
like a daily funeral Its time to take’
a laughing powder. laugh like "all
gol darn”.
* *
To kill the gloom, and fill the
room with things worth while—
just smile.
«
e
Man is the only animal that can
be skinned more than once.
« * •
Should have to eat it.
“I thought you had given
GRADUATING EXERCISES OF
HIGH SCHOOL ON MAY 25th
The annual high school com
mencement exercises will occur on
May 25th at the Christian church,
and promises to be an occasion full
of Interest for the graduating class
and the general public. The exer
cises will began at 8:15. The ad
dress will be given by Rev. W. T.
McElveen of Portland.
The bac
calaureate sermon by Rev. Dark at
the Christian church next Sunday
evening at 8 p. m. The class roll:
Validlctorian, Ethel Anderson, salu-
talarion, Elta Slieets, Glen Ander-
son, Donzella Abrams. Margaret Ar
mentrout. Harley Davidson. Ella Da
vidson, Russel Dark, Vera Clark,
Mary Easom, Clarenie Gabriel, Ger
ald Graves. Marie Gienger, Emmett
Gray, Blanch Harris. Thomas Large,
Orman Mathews, Hubert Mathews,
Mary Nelson, Mae Parks, Gerald
Stark. Florence Shortridge, Viola
Wilson.
Class Colors—Fawn and Blue.
Class Flower--—Rhododendron.
Class Motto—“Paddle Your Own
Canoe.”
Class P 1 a y—“AU-of-a-Sudden-
Peggs.”
The School Board ho-' re elected
teachers for the coming year, ai.d
the following have signified that
they will return:
Marion Hanson,
Josephine Heffley, Florence Heffley,
Sylvia Hoskins. J. S. Goin, A. W.
French, M. E. Johnson, Bertha Han
son, L. N. Bennett, L. W. Turnbull.
A number of others have not de
cided whether or not they will re
up turn to Tillamook next year.
Hon. Will H. Hays
Profit by
Great Reductions
East Through California
Round Trip Summer Tourist Tickets
On sale May 25 to Aug. 31—Return limit Oct.
31—Liberal stopover privileges
“High Points” on the Way—
The Glorious Siskiyous—
Majestic Mt. Shasta—
The Rugged Sierras—
“Pleasure Places” You Must See—
San Francisco—World famous city that “’tis
hard to leave”
Los Angeles—Wonder city and noted tourist
center”
San Diego—Romantic city ‘'Where Califor
nia began”
Three National Parks—Yosemite, Sequoia,
General Grant. Scores of charming
Seashore and Mountain Resorts.
For fares, sleeping car reservations or beauti
ful folders ask any agent, or write
SOUTHERN PACIFIC
LINES
JOHN M, SCOTT.
General Pass. Agt.
Telephone Directory
TILLAMOOK
COUNTY
WILL GO TO PRESS
FOR
JUNE FIRST
Please arrange for any change you may desire
in present listings or advertising as soon as
possible and not later than the above date.
EX-CHAIRMAN, RMPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE
TELEGRAPHS
RALPH E. WILLIAMS
a pair
CLEAN UP PRICES ON
OLD LOTS
Ladies and Misses summer weight underwear
Look this table over when in the store.
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HEADLIGHT
_____________
THINGS FOR HOME
42-PIECE dinner sets
See these. They are worth more money.
|1.<5
White Cups and Saucers, set of six.
81.95
Gold band Cups and Saucers, set
Rose Decorated Cups and Saucers. est 1.95
No. 1 Galvanized Wash Tubs, 81.00
No. 2 Galvanized Wash Tubs, 81.10
No. 3 Galvanized Wash Tubs. 81-20
12 Qt Sanitary Dairy Pail, 81-10
10 Qt Galvanized Pail, 35c
12 Qt Galvanized Pail, 39c
WESTERN UNION
TELEGRAM
FOR MEN
Wash Ties, each 25c.
Leather Work Gloves, pair
Hora« Hide Palm Glovee, pair 65c
Pig Skin Palm Gloves, pair 59c
Leather Palm, Canvass Gloves, black, pair
Rockford Work Socks, pair 12He
Dress Socks, black. Cordovan, pair 15c
Mercerized Dress Socks, pair 35c
Red or Blue Handerchiefs, 15c
Drees Suspenders pair 45c.
Matches. 3 boxes 20c.
Work Suspenders, pair
Clothes Pins, 35 for 10c.
Fast Clothes Pins, 2 doz 15c.
Class Wash Board, 89c.
Brooms,
Handles,
Hold
95c, 75c, 39c
hickory, 39c
RALPH E. WILLIAMS
Vice-Chairman
Republican National Committee
VOTE X
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A152NY 93 Blue
Fi New York NY 1205P May
Ralph E. Williams,
Republican National Committee-
man,
Portland, Oregon.
Mutual friends have told me that
you are a candidate for re-election
as Republican National Committee-
man this year, and I am constrained
to send just this word of apprecia
tion for your splendid service on the
committee all the time that I was
chairman.
Your election as vice-
chairman of the national committee
was the fullest possible evidence of
the committee’s gratitude to you
and their confidence 'in your great
future usefulness to the committee
and to the party. In this I join
most heartily. Kindest regards and
best wishes always,
WILL H. HAYS.
EDITORIAL from the MO RNING OREGONIAN
MR. vtTT.l1 AMS FOR COMMITTEE salary but it carries many responsi
MAN.
Will H. Hays, who recently re
tired as chairman of the republican
national committee, pays tribute in
a telegram to the service performed
to the republican party by the com
mitteeman for Oregon. Ralph E. Wil
liams. Mr. Hays should know. His
testimony may be accepted as some
thing more than a mere polite and
formal expression of approval, to be
expected from one member of the
organization for another; for .t is
supported by the entire committee,
which, not many months ago. by u-
nanimous vote of the representa
tive« for forty-eight states elected
Mr. Williams vice-chairman, He is
the oldest member in point of ser
vice, and it is obvious—it la not
denied by anyone that this standing
with the heads of the republican
party is very high
The national committeeman ship is
a party Job. It pays nothing In
bilities. and calls for work. Its re
wards are of course, recognition of
leadership, and the prestige and in- |
fluence that go with It. Mr. Wll-
Hams has been the committeeman
for Oregon for fourteen years, and la
a cand.date for re-election,
The’-e
is no good reason »try he should
not be re-elected; there are good
reasons why he should be. the most
obvious and unanswerable of which
is that he has a high place with
the committee, is on terms of inti
macy and confidence with the na
tional leaders of the republican par
ty. is in line for the national chair
manship.
and
doubtlem
will,
perform service which no new mar.
whatever his qualities can possibly
perform
The Oregonian is reluctant to in
terfere in the eouteat for national
committeeman; but the advantages
to the republican party .n Oregon of
Mr. William«' election
”
are so plain
that it feels that it should point
them out.
VOTE
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