Pag? Eight THE TILLAMOOK bumtwood art. dearie?" said he. “Ferdinand, how can you be so heartless! This is a pie!" • • • A good example of judicious An Expert Writes co-operation. Two Tillamook lawyers (it won’t do to tell their names) are joshing each other and being joshed quite a bit by their friends over an inci­ dent that occurred recently when one of them was asked to sit as a special judge in a “bootlegging” case. The one who was temporarily wearing the judicial ermine was in doubt as to-what penalty to fix in the case. He called up his fel­ low barrister and said, “Say, John, I’ve got a bootlegger here and don’t know what to give him", “Well, about $10 a quart, and say, can you get a couple for me?” “I used to be called a poor cook, and never pretended to bake a cake worthy of praise, but now I am called the champion cake baker of my community, thanks to the Royal Baking Powder.” Mr». R. W. P. ON THE HOMER MASON FARM ROYAL Baking Powder f Absolutely Pure I Contains No Alum Leaves No Bitter Taste Tiy the Classified Ads For Results Smd for Naw Royal Cook Book It «FREE. Royal Baking P ow . derCo.,126 WilliamSt.,NewYor!< SUGAR 5<* lb Friday Saturday For every dollar you spend for merchandise on these 3 days you can bufiy 5 lbs. of pure cane sugar at 5c a pound 54= 10*15* 25* 35* UP CANDY SPECIAL FOR SATURDAY Sweet and wholesome, pure and fresh Chocolate Creams assort­ ed flavors, full pound 35<> SPECIAL 2v«.ry business brings us new customers at our Hose Womens’s Envelope Chemise They come in pink and in white, lace trimmed. Dollar vallues, to close them out quickly at this price ______ 15C 01 two for §5^ — SPECIAL Womens Muslin Gowns Embroidery trimmed, slip over style. cloi-e out quickly, priced at To ______ 79f* or two for SI 50______ Children’s White Hose 10c* a pair These hose are slightly damaged by water from leaky water pipe in office above store. Otherwise in fine shape and represent values up to 29c pair. Counter. Hose that wear at prices that are fair are the reasons. HOSE FOR WOMEN b ■.■ad Ho?e, pair H n Knit” Silk Hose, pair r :y H t alr ¿>11 Hose . - Oil H oe < 'du.de, pair 'Oil Hose, Guaranteed Mercerized Cotton Hose in black, and Cordv. pair 45c. ¿1.85 1.25 59c 17ttc 25c 29c white All other numbers above come in. black and Cordv. Women’s White Hose HOSE FOR CHILDREN SPECIAL 25c Guaranteed Heavy Rib, black, pair . Guaranteed Heavy Rib, black, pair 50c Misses Fine Ribbed, black, white and Cordv. pair 29c Infants Half Socks, Mercerized, 27He Childrens three-quarter length hose or socks, blue or Cordovan, pair 50c 15c* a pair Slightly soiled same as above stated. Represent values up to 39c pair. CHILDRENS ROMPERS .. Sizes 2 to 6. prices Values up to 40c. 15é Clean up Omar Up-to-date. A flock of buzz-saws underneath the bough, A slide trombone, two saxaphones, and thou, drum, Beside me, playing on a kettle- Ah, this fair world Is wilderness enow, e * • e • • Lou Eberhardt says once there was a woman who said she would be ready in a minute and was ready in exactly 59 seconds. • « • You can fill a man’s head full of learning, and even put up side­ boards to hold it on; but if his heart is not in his work, he will ditch the whole darn outfit. * * • Silence Is golden, especially when tax assessor is around—opines B. C. Lamb. * * * The King of Slam has twelve wives but who the heck wants to t-e King of Slam?—asks Ernest Snod grass. * * * Why live w|ith the shades etern­ ally pulled down. Why not open the windows of your soul, and see something worth living for, worth laughing at, when a fellow lives like a daily funeral Its time to take’ a laughing powder. laugh like "all gol darn”. * * To kill the gloom, and fill the room with things worth while— just smile. « e Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once. « * • Should have to eat it. “I thought you had given GRADUATING EXERCISES OF HIGH SCHOOL ON MAY 25th The annual high school com­ mencement exercises will occur on May 25th at the Christian church, and promises to be an occasion full of Interest for the graduating class and the general public. The exer­ cises will began at 8:15. The ad­ dress will be given by Rev. W. T. McElveen of Portland. The bac­ calaureate sermon by Rev. Dark at the Christian church next Sunday evening at 8 p. m. The class roll: Validlctorian, Ethel Anderson, salu- talarion, Elta Slieets, Glen Ander- son, Donzella Abrams. Margaret Ar­ mentrout. Harley Davidson. Ella Da­ vidson, Russel Dark, Vera Clark, Mary Easom, Clarenie Gabriel, Ger­ ald Graves. Marie Gienger, Emmett Gray, Blanch Harris. Thomas Large, Orman Mathews, Hubert Mathews, Mary Nelson, Mae Parks, Gerald Stark. Florence Shortridge, Viola Wilson. Class Colors—Fawn and Blue. Class Flower--—Rhododendron. Class Motto—“Paddle Your Own Canoe.” Class P 1 a y—“AU-of-a-Sudden- Peggs.” The School Board ho-' re elected teachers for the coming year, ai.d the following have signified that they will return: Marion Hanson, Josephine Heffley, Florence Heffley, Sylvia Hoskins. J. S. Goin, A. W. French, M. E. Johnson, Bertha Han­ son, L. N. Bennett, L. W. Turnbull. A number of others have not de­ cided whether or not they will re­ up turn to Tillamook next year. Hon. Will H. Hays Profit by Great Reductions East Through California Round Trip Summer Tourist Tickets On sale May 25 to Aug. 31—Return limit Oct. 31—Liberal stopover privileges “High Points” on the Way— The Glorious Siskiyous— Majestic Mt. Shasta— The Rugged Sierras— “Pleasure Places” You Must See— San Francisco—World famous city that “’tis hard to leave” Los Angeles—Wonder city and noted tourist center” San Diego—Romantic city ‘'Where Califor­ nia began” Three National Parks—Yosemite, Sequoia, General Grant. Scores of charming Seashore and Mountain Resorts. For fares, sleeping car reservations or beauti­ ful folders ask any agent, or write SOUTHERN PACIFIC LINES JOHN M, SCOTT. General Pass. Agt. Telephone Directory TILLAMOOK COUNTY WILL GO TO PRESS FOR JUNE FIRST Please arrange for any change you may desire in present listings or advertising as soon as possible and not later than the above date. EX-CHAIRMAN, RMPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE TELEGRAPHS RALPH E. WILLIAMS a pair CLEAN UP PRICES ON OLD LOTS Ladies and Misses summer weight underwear Look this table over when in the store. __________ S8-35 HEADLIGHT _____________ THINGS FOR HOME 42-PIECE dinner sets See these. They are worth more money. |1.<5 White Cups and Saucers, set of six. 81.95 Gold band Cups and Saucers, set Rose Decorated Cups and Saucers. est 1.95 No. 1 Galvanized Wash Tubs, 81.00 No. 2 Galvanized Wash Tubs, 81.10 No. 3 Galvanized Wash Tubs. 81-20 12 Qt Sanitary Dairy Pail, 81-10 10 Qt Galvanized Pail, 35c 12 Qt Galvanized Pail, 39c WESTERN UNION TELEGRAM FOR MEN Wash Ties, each 25c. Leather Work Gloves, pair Hora« Hide Palm Glovee, pair 65c Pig Skin Palm Gloves, pair 59c Leather Palm, Canvass Gloves, black, pair Rockford Work Socks, pair 12He Dress Socks, black. Cordovan, pair 15c Mercerized Dress Socks, pair 35c Red or Blue Handerchiefs, 15c Drees Suspenders pair 45c. Matches. 3 boxes 20c. Work Suspenders, pair Clothes Pins, 35 for 10c. Fast Clothes Pins, 2 doz 15c. Class Wash Board, 89c. Brooms, Handles, Hold 95c, 75c, 39c hickory, 39c RALPH E. WILLIAMS Vice-Chairman Republican National Committee VOTE X 13 A152NY 93 Blue Fi New York NY 1205P May Ralph E. Williams, Republican National Committee- man, Portland, Oregon. Mutual friends have told me that you are a candidate for re-election as Republican National Committee- man this year, and I am constrained to send just this word of apprecia­ tion for your splendid service on the committee all the time that I was chairman. Your election as vice- chairman of the national committee was the fullest possible evidence of the committee’s gratitude to you and their confidence 'in your great future usefulness to the committee and to the party. In this I join most heartily. Kindest regards and best wishes always, WILL H. HAYS. EDITORIAL from the MO RNING OREGONIAN MR. vtTT.l1 AMS FOR COMMITTEE­ salary but it carries many responsi­ MAN. Will H. Hays, who recently re­ tired as chairman of the republican national committee, pays tribute in a telegram to the service performed to the republican party by the com­ mitteeman for Oregon. Ralph E. Wil­ liams. Mr. Hays should know. His testimony may be accepted as some­ thing more than a mere polite and formal expression of approval, to be expected from one member of the organization for another; for .t is supported by the entire committee, which, not many months ago. by u- nanimous vote of the representa­ tive« for forty-eight states elected Mr. Williams vice-chairman, He is the oldest member in point of ser­ vice, and it is obvious—it la not denied by anyone that this standing with the heads of the republican party is very high The national committeeman ship is a party Job. It pays nothing In bilities. and calls for work. Its re­ wards are of course, recognition of leadership, and the prestige and in- | fluence that go with It. Mr. Wll- Hams has been the committeeman for Oregon for fourteen years, and la a cand.date for re-election, The’-e is no good reason »try he should not be re-elected; there are good reasons why he should be. the most obvious and unanswerable of which is that he has a high place with the committee, is on terms of inti­ macy and confidence with the na­ tional leaders of the republican par­ ty. is in line for the national chair­ manship. and doubtlem will, perform service which no new mar. whatever his qualities can possibly perform The Oregonian is reluctant to in­ terfere in the eouteat for national committeeman; but the advantages to the republican party .n Oregon of Mr. William«' election ” are so plain that it feels that it should point them out. VOTE (Paid Adv by Committee of Republicans. C. L. Starr. Board of Trade Bldg.. Portland. 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