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I y ----------------- QTtUamook 14, 1922 THS TILLAMOOK HEAPLIGHT PAGE TWO 1 ■ ’ " To The State Highway Commission j all within infects unseen.” Honorable Gentlemen and Citizens: We fear not too much truth, but A Semi-Weekly Paper Published ' Tele- rather too little. — Portland Took a trip to Cloverdale the other night, and just had a great time. every Tuesday and Friday by the Yep! Haven’t been able to eat since. My stomach kind o’ got turned in- gram.” Bide out and now its lopped-sided, and pretty near up in my throat. Headlight Publishing Company, Inc. Tillamook, Oregon You see it was just like this: We left here feeling good and in fine DAFFYGRAMS spirits. The world seemed pretty rosey, even if it was storming. There were good old Doc Shearer, and Vic White, and Hank Heisel, and Bowman, We wonder if the rats and mice and little me, in the party. Leslie Harrison Managing Editor George Gilbert City Editor are still disturbing the sleep of our Well, as I said we left hero feeling fine. And while we were going young lady friends? down the pavement we were kiddin’ each other, and laughing, and joking, You are wrong, M. D., you are and having e. good old time. wrong! The man who «ays sugar Both Telephones Bit all of a n’dden we flew up in the air and our heads h't the top is the sweetest thing known has of the car, and we came down about the same way as a chef flops hot never met Tillamook’s young ladies. cakes. Well, we picked ourselves up in pieces eu<j got put together again, Entered as second-class mattar in Now that the sunshine has re anu 1 said to Doc. says I, "What happened, L hk :?" “Oh," says lkc. “null the postoffice at Tillamook, Oregon. turned to Tillamook, moonshine ing. We Jusi g< t to the end of the pavement.* I ought to take a back sent. Gee. J thought we got to the end of the aoild. Tillamook girls are stijl wearing And Jost about the time we got good and scitied again, down went my Subscription Rates Better consult the side uf the car and my bead hit «omet bl ng, I don’t know what it was, but *2.00 'em higher. One year ....... ........................ know I’ve got a lump on my head I’ll carry the rest of my life. •lx months ... .......................... . 1.00 latest fashion plates, girls. , A young man may be the archi And a few seconds after that down we went again, and Vic who was . .75 Three months------------ . tect of his own fortune, put a rich siltin' next to me said: “Hey, what d' you hit me on the Jaw for?” And Payable in advance I tried to explain that I didn’t do ft purposely and that I couldn't help it. dad makes a fine builder. The bald heads axe due for a sea But, honest-to-goodness I think Vic still thinks I did it on purpose. And old Doc said, says he:" “Why don’t you fellers quit your crabbin?” son of rest and repose. Long skirts 100 PER CENT AMERICAN will again be in vogue this summer. Now, I don’t want to be pessimistic, but how can a feller be an opti American The local post of the The most exasperating part of an mist when his stomach is turned inside out and he's got a lump on his a resolu- Legion recently adopted Income tax schedule is the para head, and he's got to hit his friend on the jaw when he don't want oo? tion recommending the observance graph wihch provides for an outgo. We just kept on bouncing up and down, and trying to hold on, when Young people enjoying their first all of a sudden it happened. Out I flew and my chin hit the seat in front of patriotic exercises in the public of us and when finally I got picked up I couldn’t talk. schools. It recommended that flag calf love are never foolish. It Is a And old Doc said: “I am going to call on you for a speech tonight, serious and momentous occasion for ceremonies be introduced every 80 be ready to say something.” them. morning and evening. A copy of the But I'd like to know how a feller was going to give a speech that About the most notable thing resolution was sent to the Governor, about these movie stars Is the fact couldn't open his mouth. And besides my stomach was turned inside out and I had a lump on my head. the Secretary of State, the Commis they do move. Just about this time we got to the Nestucca River bridge, end if I You. MISTER MAN. aie you still sioner of Public Instruction, the County Court and the County Super a lover to your wife, or have you for hadn't have been so crippled up, I’d jumped out, because all 1 could see gotten the courtship period? If ahead of us was a deep ravine without any bottom. All of a sudden the intendent of Schools. car turned clear around to the left and we crossed the bridge, Gee! I drew The American Legion officers you could make a five spot every a breath of relief. state that all the officials, with the time you kiss your wife you would That’s one of the most dangerous curves I ever saw; and its a wond'er exception of the County Court and speedily develop into the most lov that there aint somebody killed there every day. I guess the only reason the County Superintendent have re ing husband this world has ever is because a machine can only make about five miles an hour over that road. plied to the resolution. The Gover seen. YES, GENTLEMEN OF THE HIGHWAY COMMISSION. IF AUTOS If long skirts are worn for another nor, the Secretary of State, and the COULD MAKE THIRTY MILES ALONG THAT ROAD, IT WOULD NOT Commissioner of Public Instruction ten years the fellows will get back BE VERY LONG BEFORE THAT CURVE WOULD BE KNOWN AS to the old exciting game of taking “DEAD MAN'S CURVE.” have endorsed it. ’em on faith. Well, we finally got to Cloverdale, but there wasn’t any of us could Don't be too severe in condemn talk, and we couldn’t even partake of the good eats that they had prepared EDUCATION OR IGNORANCE ing the spoiled child. Its parents tor us. How could a fellow eat when his stomach was turned inside out What is considered as one of the are proud of. the responsibility. and he had a lump on his head and he had to hit his friend on the jaw most apt replies to t lie ones who On cold wintry days we quite when he didn't want to. would have the truth "whitewash agree with the scientist who avers We thought of the trip back over that rough road an if it hadn't been ed” is given editorially in a recent that the north pole has changed ita so far I believe we would have walked. issue of the Portland Telegram. The position. I know, Gentlemen, that the heavy tracks are largely responsible for writer does not spare the feelings of Volvta, who insists the world is the condition of the road. But if the road was paved it would hold up the few who would like to smother flat, might pi ive it by roofing it much better. t actual facts and substitute for them until he drops off. We intend to invite many tourists to visit our beaches this season, but pretty phrasings to smooth the feel A wife, a kid, a dog and a cat honestly, we are ashamed to have them suffer the agonies of traveling over ings of wrotyg-doers. The Telegram make a perfect quartette, but many such a road. editorial says: husbands enumerate from the bot- We are afraid they will be disgusted with our good intentions and tell “The Oregon Voter, in true fox tom. their friends never to come to Tillamook. terrier style, is yapping and biting A cat may look at a king, but the You see, gentlemen, if that was a good road I wouldn’t have my at the ears of the larger dogs of average man would rather look at stomach turned inside out, and I wouldn’t have a lump on my head, and I newspaperdom. and recently bites four aces any time. wouldn’t have had to hit my friend on the jaw when 1 didn’t want to. at The Telegram because The Tele I hop« you will consider the matter of giving us a paved highway. Variety must truly be the spice gram has printed the Doherty arti of life or young ladles wouldn’t be I THANK YOU. cles revealing the inside life of the so anxious to change their names. --------------------------------------- •----- Hollywood movie colony. “The own There wuld be more wisdom in Larson is also convalescing from an pair man, was a guest Sunday of his ers of The Telegram are clean men,'' the world if fathers knew as much illness. brother at Tillamook. says the Voter. “Are they power as their sons think they do. George Cornwell, county road Mrs. H. H. Bosch has returned less to censor this kind of degrada How much easier it Is to buy from an extended visit with rela- foreman is at Manhattan superin tion out of their paper?” tending the grading of the highway things on the installment plan than tives at Jefferson, Ore. from Manhattan to Brighton. The first step toward reform is an it is to pay for hem that way. B. F. Wilhelm, and family have acknowledgement of guilt. The un Prayers of he man who prays for BAY CITY NOTES moved from the Sid Provoost house pardonable sin we take it is the sin himself alone probably never get to the Bunce property. Mr. Wil of self righteousness, Equally fatal higher than the roof. if less sinful is the ostrich method Leo Wilson has built un addition helm has rented the Provoost straw If it were literally true that of meeting evil, namely, of shutting whiskey fills our jails, lots of men to his residence in the Jacoby addl- berry patch adjoining the Bunce one's eyes to it, which la equivalent would break into them. tion. The house now has eight residence, which he will operate this season on shares. to saying “this thing ought not to Often a woman mistakes audacity rooms. Walt WooS is not feeling any too Rev. and Mrs. Keating motored to be, therefore It is not, and I'll hear in a man for bravery, and she is visi tel well these days. and Tillamook Monday none of It." right. Louis Todd, Todd, Sr., and J. B. The Doherty stories, which The orange blossom is the maid friends in that city. lowed close upon the heels of en’s favorite flower for decorative J. M. Bodie, a millright at the Mathers went to Wheeler last Mon Taylor murder at Hollywood purposes. Garibaldi mill, was here visiting day morning to visit friends and to watch the operation of the big saw were printed exclusively in The The less you know about people friends last Sunday. •gram, have at least served one pub the longer you retain their friend Mr. and Mrs. R. Robbins, of Dun- at the Wheeler Lumber Company. Mr. and Mrs. Arthur M. Whyte dee, Ore., have been here visiting I lic purpose. Though they may have ship. •hocked, they surely have aroused There is about as much sense in a Mrs. J. T. Nevins and other old entertained a party of friends at a “500” party last Friday night. the readers of Portland. Unfortu woman's reason as there is in a friends. Prof. Collins was reminded of his D. H. Davies, of Seattle, was here nately, as the Voters contends, these man's excuse. «lories serve to cast a cloud of dis- Now that Hollywood has declared looking the town over with a view birthday last Tuesday when he walked Into the high school room. trust about all movie actors end itself on the map. it has our per of moving here with his family. Mr. and Mrs. F. Goin, of Portland, A concerted yell greeted him as he actresses, good or bad. And the idol mission to fumigate and take a were visiting their old friends here entered the door. of many an innocent young person bath. Mrs. Jolly' visited the high school has been dashed to fragments, Per We rise to remark that it is often for a few days last week. Mrs. J. C. McClure, the new man last Tuesday afternoon and watched haps the Idol deserved being dashed. safer to remain seated. perhaps not. At any rate It Is one Forget it. The other fellow can ager of the local telephone ex- the gymnastic class at work, Oscar Platt, lumber marker for change, made a business trip to Til- of the millfortunes of life that the growl enough for both of you. the Juno mill, has been enjoying a discovery of unsuspected weakness The most useful of all libraries is lamook last Wednesday. Mayor John Nelson and C. F. vacation for a few days. The mill in any one of a selected group, h * for a nian’s thinkery. Girard left Thursday morning on a closed down for a few days on ac example the ministerial profession, count of a shortage of logs. business trip to Portland. lowers the lone of that whole pro- WHEELER NOTES N. Nelson and G. R. Edner, of fsslon and to a degree reflects itself Garibaldi, stopped in this city for a GARIBALDI NOTES In a waning confidence toward the A. J. Chadtier has taken over the little while last Monday on their whole group. Ro the Innocent suf lath department of the big mill. way to visit Fiends at Tilamook. Emery Martin has brought fer for the guilty and unfortunate •Milliam Christensen has been Mrs. G. N. Thompson, of Salem, wife from Tillamook. Mr* Martin ly always will suffer. given the appointment as deputy reuraed home Tuesday after spend has been in a Tillamook hospital It would be perhaps a pleasant bank examiner, and will have charge thing to live always In a fool's par- of the liquidation matters of both ing a week as the guest of her and underwent an operation for ap pendicitis. Mr. Martin will go dlee. surrounded by golden idols the Nehalem and the Bay City daughter, Mrs. Archie Bair. Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Longheart. of back to his work at Cochran soon. and flattering silvery sprites. I e banks. Washington, were in the city last Mrs. W. S. Runlke, who has been lleving that all government Is free Lee Parsons has been appointed week looking for a small farm on visiting friends at Netarts for the from corruption, that all merchants manuger of the Nehalem Shingle which to locate. past week, has returned home. •re honest, that all social relations Mill. Jack Alley, of the Alley Lumber •re governed by the precepts of the Mr. Snydo, of Bar View, is rapid C. Y. Frame has opened n cash Co., has returned from California, Perhaps it and carry meat market in the IOOF where he and Mrs. Alley have been ly recovering from a case of small Sermon on the Mount, pox. Mr. Cummings has been sub would be a tragedy to reveal that hall. visiting her parents. the Idol’s feet are clay and that un John Lundy has again taken to Charles Elliott, of Riverdale, was stituting for him at the life saving der the glittering exterior are ul- the driving of the wood wagon, brought home from a Portland hos station. Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, of Bay cerotic sore* He will deliver where the trucks pital by Mr* Elliott. He had been But whether or not such a fool's cannot go. confined to the hospital for the past City, were visiting here 8unday at paradise is desired by anyone, it is Ernest Chartier left Wednesday three months. He seemed much im the home of her mother, Mrs. • very dangerous paradise to set up on a business and pleasure trip to proved after reaching home, but for Emery Dawson and Hale traveled to Til- In a free country where real condi North Dakota. the past few days is reported to be lamook on busiuess the flrat of the tions must be governed always by quite ill. public approval or disapproval. For Max Marooney. of Marooney'« week. NEHALEM NOTES Mrs. Preston has Joined her hus- obviously the public cannot approve Beach, near Lake Lytle, and a pio or disapprove things about which It One of the little Marti girls at neer In this county, passed through band and son here, both men are does not know. Mike LandaUn la quite 111 with h»- this city .Monday on his way to Til employed at the Whitney milt A newspaper of all Inatttutions in flamatory rheumatism. Mr. Holmes la visiting at the lamook Mr Marooney was kept the world must not shy from the Mr. and Mrs. O. L. Smith are the busy shaking hands with a host of home of his unde. troth It might infinitely better be proud parents of a baby daughter. old friend* Mr. .Morgan la the new mill guided by the spirit of Carlyle'« The baby was born March 7. Mrs. Kathleen Durham. Rev. superintendent of • bd Whitney tormented philosopher wh» cried. Walter Walker was given a roue- Keating and Prof. Collins, attended mill. "The truth I cried, though the ing farewell party at the Artisan th* basketball game between the heavens crush me for following her; hall last Tuesday night, MRS ROSE WILKES assistant About local team of the Oddfellows and the no falsehood, though a whole celes forty of his friends gathered with Tillamook team at Tillamook last county agricultural agent, spent tial tubberland were the price of eats and everything, and a good Wednesday night. Sunday riaiting friends at Hebo. apostasy." Mrs Robert Ford, has arrived time continued until the wee hour«. JAMES HIMES. son of W. J. It will do us no good to MW the Bob Carlson was a visitor here from Manhattan to Join her husband innocent Idols of Innocent children last week. who is employed by the Whitney Himes drove down from Corvallis If In so doing we must whitewash a They have Saturday to spend Bunday with his Mn Oscar Klien returned from a Company at Idaville. condition which merits public no Portland visit Saturday. rented the residence of WUI Pro parent*. Mr. Himes 1« employed as lineman for the Mutual TeL Co., at ♦Ice «nd public disapproval. “It Mrs. R 0. Shangle la convalescing voost. will but skin and film the ulcerous from a recent 11 Ineos. Mlaa Marina Earl Snodgrass, the local shoe re- that North Pole mine In Joaephine Klamath Falla—100.000 capacity sawmill to be tuilt near Patterson. Cour.ty thowc big gold values. Eugene—Landax sawmill will cut Portland firm ships *100.000 «,000,UOO ft. ready-cut houses to Japan. z- ! The High Cost ♦ of Living Í People of discrimination are com- Í Ì bating the high cost of living by pur chasing foods that furnish the most units of nutrition” per dollar expend- ed. At the head of the list are milk and milk products. On such basis, at pres- ORDER OUR CLARIFIED MILK, IT’S CLEAN ent prices, milk costs from one-half to one-third as much as most other arti- des of diet. Besides, it contains the various salts and nutriments in proper proportion to supply the needs of the body. It’s nature’s own food. < J Golden Rod Dairy ü > Both Phones Erwin Harrison, Prop. k______________ ____________________________________________________ z z Tile Your Farm, It Pays 100 PERCENT PROFIT MADE ON INVESTMENT FIRST YEAR IN SOME INSTANCES TILLAMOOK CLAY WORKS E. G. KREBS, Prop. Mutual Phone y oc ^90900000000« NOTICE TO DAIRYMEN The Tillamook Cow Testing Association has begun its new year’s work. All dairymen who are figuring on testing will please call or see Paul Fitzpatrick- or Mr. Pine or the Tester. And dairymen can test in Tillamook county as the Tllla- mook cow testing associatin has taken over the North and South end association's. Testing fee: *1.50 per head per year. We have a ready market for your grade heifer calves from dams producing 300 pounds of fat or over and sired by pure breed sires. GOOD FOOD PERFECTLY COOKED PERFECTLY SERVED We make it a rule to select only the best food to serve our pat- rons. Expert cooks prepare the food in appetizing menu-- Come in once art J you will I coE^aga^ Come in once and you will come again Bungalow Cafe
