THURSDAY. MARCH 10, 1921
PAGE STX
POVERTY SPURS
GENIUS OF POOR
DR. J. G. TURNER
Eye Specialist
Permanently located In Tillamook
Private office In Jenkin’s jewelry
store. Latest up-to-date instru
ments and equipment. Evenings
and Sunday by appointment.
Viennese Invent New Jobs for
Earning Living When Old
Methods Fail.
Complete Leni Grinding Factory
on the Premises. Any lens dupli
cated.
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BARRICK & HALL
ATTORNEYS AT LAW
National Building
Tillamook, Oregon
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DR. O. L. HOHLFELD
VETERINARIAN
Bell Phone 2F2.
MutualPhone
Tillamook. Oregon
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Dr. J. E. Shearer Dr. A. C. Crank
GENTEEL DANCERS FOR HIRE
Rich Man’s Son and Wife Dance in
Public for Pay—Sifters of Refuse
Find So Much Profit Capital-
1st» Crowd Them Out.
Vienna.—The Viennese of the poor-
er classes have always been noted for
Inventing queer jobs to get a living
by.
The “carrlage-door-opener” wafted
for the close of theater performances
to open and shut carriage-doors for
those that drove away, who willingly
gave a tip for tills voluntary service.
The “waterman” at cabstands
washed the spokes of the wheels and
the hoofs of the horses when the cab
came back from a drive, and this use
ful work was paid for by the fare, not
by the coachman, who was too proud
to do it.
Aid for the Lottery Shy.
Outside tho government lottery of
Drs. Shearer and Crank
fice nn old woman would offer to play
the numbers or even to advise what
MEDICINE & SURGERY
numbers to play if any person linger
National Building
ing near looked too shy to enter the
Tillamook, Oregon
shop.
These and a great many other Jobs
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of the snme kind no longer exist, since
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Vienna has been struck down by mis
fortune and her citizens have no
R. T. BOALS M. D.
money for anything big the bare nec
essaries of life.
Surgeon and Physician
On the outskirts of the city, where
Idg factories are surmounted by high |
I. O. O. F. Building
chimneys, there is still much building
TILAMOOK, OREGON
ground waiting for future enterprise.
Here enormous mounds of refuse have I
accumulated, consisting chiefly of
ashes and dross. Some poor woman
who could not bear <ie sight of her
children shivering nround the cold
THAT SUDDEN stove, may have been the first to visit
the refuse heaps with a hook anil
basket In search of bits of nncon-,
suined con). Her example was soon
followed, mid In the course of bitter
which
you ex winters the number of people grab
bing for coke Increased to a small
perience at
army.
times can l«>
The next to appear on the stnge of
removed. No
this new profession was the capitalist,
woman has the
who tools over the product of the coke
right to suffer grubbers' efforts and distributed it to
when sho can
the channels of underhand traffic.
obtain relief Some of these have already become
safely, certainly millionaires — of course, Austrian
nnd promptly. crown millionaires.
A very short time ngo students of
Suppose you do
the highest class In the best grammar I
have head
aches, back school of Vienna (the Schottengyin-
nnsluni) were cnnglit In the net of
aches, extreme selling
nn enormous quantity of tire- j
nervousness, low- wood (which
did not exist) to a syn- I
splrits and general dli-nte of bankers. The students laid
f.ood -for-noth- formed u stock company mid were
1
ng feelings at buying nnd selling on speculation to
times? Your caso the amount of millions.
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Sharp
Pain
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is not hopeless.
Try Doctor Pierce’s
Favorite Ptescrip-
tion. Sold by
druggists in liquid
or tablets, or send
10c. to Dr. Pierce’s
Invalids’ Hotel in
Buffalo, N. Y., for
a trial package.
Read what this
woman say»:
>ars
Binnor, C al .—"About five ye»
ago
eeverely.
_ I differed
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local doctor and he said I would have
to undergo an operation. 1 then tried
Dr. 1‘ierce’» Favorite Prescription
took one boule— also one bottle of the
'Golden Medical Diaoovery,’ and used
the ' Lotion Tablets,’ and I have not
beeu troubled »Ince. — Mas. L. G.
A'. biuoht , R. F. D. No. 1.
Tillamook Stage Line
CADILLAC CARS
Leaves Tillamook Dally at 8:00 A M.
weaves Portland (Hoyt Hotel) daily
at 8:30 A. M
Makea connections with Rockaway
Stage Line.
Genteel Dancers for Hire.
In one of the most popular night i
restiinriints nn elegant couple appears 1
ever)' evening nt the same hour nnd ,
Is welcomed enthusiastically by the
owner nnd Ills regular guests. These
two open the dance with a fox trot
around the room. They are generally
considered the most faithful guests of
the pluee. Only a small number are
In the secret of their real character.
The woman Is his wife, whom he mar
ried against the will of ti purse-proud
father. The lo.tkk) crowns n month
pnld by the father to the prodigal nre
not stifili lent to keep this lively young
pair In clothing and fond, so they re
solved to earn their broad. But the
only thing In the world that they
could do well was to fox trot. The
exquisite way in which they danced
together In their courting days made
them generally ndmfred.
Now the
owner of the night restaurant pays I
them 40.00» crowns n month, treats
them with the greatest respi'ct ns the
most honorod guests of Ilia place and
gtves them nn excellent chnmpagne
supper every night. \) hy should boy»
learn Grovk nnd Latin, mathematics
nnd history when fox trotting prom I
ises so much more brilliant n career)
Business ethics and morals certainly
have gone astray, but only a 1’harinee
could blnme this peejile on that ac-
count.
Cars are warm and comfortable.
CUTS FUSE OF BURNING BOMB
Plotters Fire on Watchman In Brook
lyn Building Who Prevents
Exploslan.
Foley’s
Honey and Tar
New York. A «puttering fuse, at
tached to a large square bomb In the
basement of a house In process of re
construction In Brooklyn, was cut Just
tn the nick of time by the night watch
man. Tony Franko.
The fuse was severed two Inches
from the bomb. Franko was so bailh
burned while hacking nt the fuse with
a pocket knife that lie had to be taken
to a hospital. Ills condition la sori-
ova.
lie told physl
Into the cellar
men. one
of whom had
a match,
They ran away
shots at
him.
COMPOUND
IS PLEASANT TO TAKF., and
aootba the raw, inflamed »urface»; »topi
Ibe rasping, strangling lerling in the
throst. Il i» made of lhe purrrt, fre«h.
e»t and finral ingredient« to be had, con
tain« no opiate» or other harmful drug«,
■nd co«ta twice a« much to make aa
any imitation of it.
Every U«er a Friend
"Mu kill» bo» had • a»»«r» all«cb ri rroue
•rri I boat,ill, 6<-l.«»« b» woulS b«v« U.od it it
h«d not booaf.-i Fri»,'» II mwv ami Tar. Twa
SooM <«li»ved b.m and bo w»r>l Io «loop end
*«« troubled n» mor- ’’—Mr« W. H. Tboiato»,
SS2J W 10ib Si. Lillie Hoik. Ark
"I «m in m, ,>ibt,»o»»nth year end I w««
troubled wiiba licklioa in mv tbiMt. I,m»«r»
io «»It »•« *b«t Friar'» Hi«u< «nd T«r b«a
•r««i*d thai."-G«o F RanJaU Darlan. Na».
Foley’» Honey and Tar is recom
mended for coughs, cold», hoaiiene»».
Sickling ol the throat, apaaatouic croup,
whoopiog cough, la grippe cud bronchial
<ough>.
Tillamook Bakery
The home of ffoocl bread
nod ail kinds ol tine pastry
Everything Strictly
Sanitary
CHAS. VOGLER, Prop.
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Dentist Sent A -plane After Pstlent
Little Sioux, la Insisting that Wil-
limn Peterson,
nier, ahouid hate
dental work r done Immediately, a
deutlet of Oliali I. Neh,, «-mt an flir
piene after him to »ave time for the
busy farmi r.
TAYLOR’S HOUN’ DAWG
AS WÄR WEAPON
Governor of Tennessee Will Keep
Famous Animal at Home.
Diphenylchlorarsine Develops Va
por Which Penetrates Gas
Masks, Says Expert.
Would Veto Proposition for Appropri.
ation to Build Home for “Old
Limber" on Mansion Grounds.
Nashville.—Old Limber the only dog
whose yelp was ever heard in a po-
lltlcul campulgn In Tennessee, bus not
been tempted from ids familiar haunts
ui the Happy valley vicinity by the
bright lights of the capital, at which Conceal Movement* of Small Group»
his master, Gov. Alf Taylor, Is pre
of Men Close at Hand—British De
siding.
veloped Candle» Which Were
Reports that the Democratic legis
Used by All the Allies.
lature contemplated making an appro
priation on the mansion grounds for
Philadelphia.—Toxic smoke candles,
a house for Old Limber, have led Ids recently developed, will have an ex
muster to announce that lie will tensive use In future wars, in the opin
promptly veto such a proposition, and ion of L. I. Shaw of the internal bu
keep Old Limber at home.
reau of mines, who recently spoke on
Old Limber furnished much mate I ' “Smoke and Incendiary Material” be
rial for Governor Taylor's speeches fore the Franklin institute.
during his campaign, The governor
“Smoke candles, so called,” he said,
always gave a graphic recital of Old i "are small cylindrical boxes which are
Limber's prowess as a fox hunter,
ignited by some sort of friction de
“Old Limber Is being well cared for vice, and which contains smoke pro
In a good home In east Tennessee and ducing mixtures. Their use is in set
gets three square meals a day,” is the ting up a smoke screen close at hand,
last word from the governor on the for after Ignition they are simply set
subject. “He would not be contented on the ground, not being thrown or
in the city. He wants to be where he projected in any way. The need is
can occasionally survey the lofty very apparent to make the movements
mountains over whose heights he has of small groups of men close at hand
many times chased the fox with the
possible.
rest of the pack making music at his
Tried by British,
heels. Old Limber is nine years old,
“The British, eurly in the war, de-
uml Is too old to run now, but he re veloped very satisfactory smoke can
members and often dreams of bls past dles which were used by all the al
achievements.”
lies. The Americans also developed a
“If you have never heard Old Lim candle which wus satisfactory, but
ber In full cry,” the governor contln- which did not get Into production and
ties, growing more eloquent, 'you have use in France before the armistice.
never heard music, He is gifted In The smoke is normally white, must
every note, and In a chase, at one have maximum capacity and be cool
time or another, he will let you have enough to prevent the setting up of
nil of them. You could distinguish air currents and thus rise from the
Old Limber's voice from the rest of ground. It must be heavy so as to be
the pack eight miles away. Honest! displaced hy the minimum amount of
That dog never lied to me in his wind at low velocity. These require
life, He has never been known to ments nre admirably met by candles I
yelp on a cold trail. Whenever the which produce a smoke consisting of
voice of Old Limber Is heard, ever.v- -zinc chloride.
body knows that there Is a fox
“As regards the future of incendiary
around.'
material, my own opinion, which opln
The governor’s east Tennessee home Ion, however, Is substantiated by at
place boasts not only “Old Limber.“ least some of the military critics, Is
the most famous hound dog In Ten that Incendiary material, except for
nessee, but also a son, who has taken small arms and long rajige shell and
his place ns pack leader, and a grand drop bombs, will have at least a lim
son ns well.
ited and, perhaps, no use. The flame
projectors will probably never be used
LIZARDS MAKE AUTOS SKID In a future war. Smoke material, on
the other hand, will have a very exten
Plague Afflicting Towns and Village» sive and ever-increasing use. By the
Which Border on Prairie Lakes
use of the smoke screen during an
of Canada.
tack the casualties can be largely
duced.
Winnipeg, Mun.—A plague of Hz.
New Use of Smoke.
a rds Is aflllcting the towns and vll-
There was In progress of develop
lages which bonier on the prairie meat by the British and American*
lakes nnd sluices of Canada. At Nl during the latter part of the war smoke
nette 2,000 lizards were shoveled OUI candles which would give n
of the basement window shaft nt the smoke. The toxic material
government snnntorlum. In the doc- ployed was tllphenylchlorarslne.
tor's quarters 00 were counted.
phenylchlorarsine is n solid which va
Motorcar drivers have to keep skid porizes in the heat of the candle and
chnlns on their cars, ns the roads nr< is obtained In such a state of division
made slippery by a surface of living that It will penetrate most gas masks.
llsards. Many of the people keep In- Such toxic smokes, of which there will
doors rathe» than venture out be probably l>e others developed, will find
entitle of the dlsngroenble sensnttor a very extensive use In the future. It
of crunching a lizard underfoot. The Is the greatest step made thus far in
lizard Is more treacherous than bn- the new use ot smoke.”
nnnn peel.
The litth- rep'il*'«. Which Viry fro-t
four Inches to eighteen inches ill CATS DO NOT RECOGNIZE MILK
length, travel by night only, and nn
now on their annual trek from the Refuse to Drink Strange Liquid In
Hungary—Pet Dogs Turn
lakes to tint! suitable crevices In
Vagrants.
which to hibernate.
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Father Sells Girl for 10
Cents a Pound, She Says
Islington, Ky.—A report from
Blanford. Lincoln county, says
that George Isuinan, n farmer of
the mountain section, lias been
plneed In jail nt Stanford on u
charge made hy his daughter,
Ar.nle. eighteen, that her father
had attempted to shoot her. The
girl charges her father sold her
ut 10 cents u pound, n total of
$15, to Joseph Zubin. When he
ctuue to the home some weeks
later to claim bls purchase, the
father was greatly displeased at
the girl’s refusal to carry out the
terms of the sale and tried to
shoot her. lsuuutn and Ills fam
ily are highly respected In their
rural eonu*:.,nily, It Is said. The
girl Is pretty and well educated
O:
Budapest.— Even the cats and dogs
of Central Europe have degenerated
ns n result of the war. says Professor
Balkanyi, director of the veterinary
schools here, who Is Investlgnting how
the habits of domestic animals have
been Influenced by that couse.
Most of the town-bred cats In this
part of the world refuse to drink milk
because it Is unknown to them, due to
the lack of milk during the war, the
professor asserts.
“Both cats and dogs are relapsing to
the sax age ways of their untamed an
cestors," he says. “The vagrancy of
dogs Is startling. Pet dogs elope from
heart-broken ailstresses, Joining packs
of mangy village dogs, where they live
In communist equality.”
The same authority stated that, be-
skies hydrophobia, nervous diseases
are very frequent among animals, and
that stock must be replenished from
overseas.
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Man's Gold Tooth Sto'
by Expert Pickpocket
NEW WARSHIP IN JAP FLEET
“Nagato” Takes Place Among Large» I
Fighting V scm I s Afloat in the
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World Today.
New Orleans. — There Is in
New Orleans n pickpocket who
is expert enough to fulfill the
Tokyo.—Japan's latest battleship
time-honored specification test
Nudato, has a dead-weight tonnage o
of being “able to steal a man's
*W,M*0 mid can develop a speed ol
gold teeth." lie demonstrated
23 knots per honr.
this when he stole n gold tooth
Its length la IfctO feet. The armameli
which had previously been the
of the new addition to the .luparie«
property of Adrien A. Chnzulle.
tl.-et Includi'« eight 15-lnch guns am I « KKW St. Philip street,
Ilou ever,
toeuty (1-ltu-h guns. It Is fitted will »
the tooth happened to he in Mr.
foni turbine engines
Th,. Nngnt I
take.« a pluee among the largest battle i I Chazulle's purse at the time,
mid It was the purse which the
ship* a (loot touny. It* :t!t.SOt» tons com
luckpocket took while Its owner
l arlng with the British llooil. 41,<Mli
was a passenger in the Louis
tons, anil the Ameriemi Temiesse,
i iana avenue street cur.
V3.UU* tons.
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Well Lining and Draining
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All Sizes Manufactured By
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FOR SALE.
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CATTLE EXCHANGE.
TILLAMOOK, OREGON
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The\ Headlight fifty-two times for
$2.00, It's a bargain
BUICK
T he Buick name is Buick’s best salesman.
And Buick 1921 models have added
prestige to that name. The new models
possess the known* Buick reliability to
meet every condition of travel. To that
reliability there is added comfort result
ing from improved seating arrange
ment and spring suspension and easier
control of mechanism. And the new
lines are beautiful.
Each car’s reliability is re-inforced by
Authorized Buick Service
Since January I, regular equipment
on all models includes Cord Tires
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Slow C.ock Costs Railrood Money.
Dicatur, Ahi.—Re. ause the clock
a "railroad station was slow, causi
her to miss the tra'n on wl iteti ll
Iwwly c.f her dead son was being
.«■yed, Mrs. Ellen Carey has
-warded $jtk) dam-’ . s against
I ouLsvIlle :>ml Nashville railroad
An authentic reproduction of what
"God's Country and the Woman,'
actuiUlyhappcns back of the curtain by James Oliver Curwood Is a stirring
line on the opening night of a new story of mystery, love and adventun
Broadway show, is most truthfully in the wildest regions of the timber
lands of th« north, It has been vis
presented on the screen in Katherine
ualizi'd by Vitagraph and will b<
MacDonald's latst photoplay. "Cur shown at theRex theater
on March
tain!’’ This picture of theatrical life 12th.
Is technically correct in every detail.
Stupendous snow scenes and terr
try uerth of 63 One of James Oliver
''Curtilnl” will be shown at the Rex Ificstorms are shown, and wild ani
Curwood'e best stori«*. At the Rex Theater Wed March l«th.
It la a ¡mala play unwilling parts In
Saturday. March Uth.
First National attraction.
¡thrilling picture drama.
w Dilani Dunean has a strong rule
In "God' Country and the Woman.”
Ha I* plunged into mystery from the
moment he meets Josephine until the
Anal cloae out. He I* forced to tight
his way every Inch of the film. It u
a spectacular production of ths coun
acre ranch
near Boardman. Oregon. 120 acres
improved, 100 acres in alfalfa, 40
acres leveled. New rabbit-pt oof
fence now around half. Buildings
and Implements included. % mile
from town on good road. Must
raise money and will sell cheap.
Inquire Headlight office.
SUNSET GARAGE.
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