THURSDAY. MARCH 10, 1921 PAGE STX POVERTY SPURS GENIUS OF POOR DR. J. G. TURNER Eye Specialist Permanently located In Tillamook Private office In Jenkin’s jewelry store. Latest up-to-date instru­ ments and equipment. Evenings and Sunday by appointment. Viennese Invent New Jobs for Earning Living When Old Methods Fail. Complete Leni Grinding Factory on the Premises. Any lens dupli­ cated. > y z "s BARRICK & HALL ATTORNEYS AT LAW National Building Tillamook, Oregon y f ---------------- > DR. O. L. HOHLFELD VETERINARIAN Bell Phone 2F2. MutualPhone Tillamook. Oregon ,z V, Dr. J. E. Shearer Dr. A. C. Crank GENTEEL DANCERS FOR HIRE Rich Man’s Son and Wife Dance in Public for Pay—Sifters of Refuse Find So Much Profit Capital- 1st» Crowd Them Out. Vienna.—The Viennese of the poor- er classes have always been noted for Inventing queer jobs to get a living by. The “carrlage-door-opener” wafted for the close of theater performances to open and shut carriage-doors for those that drove away, who willingly gave a tip for tills voluntary service. The “waterman” at cabstands washed the spokes of the wheels and the hoofs of the horses when the cab came back from a drive, and this use­ ful work was paid for by the fare, not by the coachman, who was too proud to do it. Aid for the Lottery Shy. Outside tho government lottery of­ Drs. Shearer and Crank fice nn old woman would offer to play the numbers or even to advise what MEDICINE & SURGERY numbers to play if any person linger­ National Building ing near looked too shy to enter the Tillamook, Oregon shop. These and a great many other Jobs y X, of the snme kind no longer exist, since e— ------------- Vienna has been struck down by mis­ fortune and her citizens have no R. T. BOALS M. D. money for anything big the bare nec­ essaries of life. Surgeon and Physician On the outskirts of the city, where Idg factories are surmounted by high | I. O. O. F. Building chimneys, there is still much building TILAMOOK, OREGON ground waiting for future enterprise. Here enormous mounds of refuse have I accumulated, consisting chiefly of ashes and dross. Some poor woman who could not bear The next to appear on the stnge of removed. No this new profession was the capitalist, woman has the who tools over the product of the coke­ right to suffer grubbers' efforts and distributed it to when sho can the channels of underhand traffic. obtain relief Some of these have already become safely, certainly millionaires — of course, Austrian nnd promptly. crown millionaires. A very short time ngo students of Suppose you do the highest class In the best grammar I have head­ aches, back­ school of Vienna (the Schottengyin- nnsluni) were cnnglit In the net of aches, extreme selling nn enormous quantity of tire- j nervousness, low- wood (which did not exist) to a syn- I splrits and general dli-nte of bankers. The students laid f.ood -for-noth- formed u stock company mid were 1 ng feelings at buying nnd selling on speculation to times? Your caso the amount of millions. y Sharp Pain ■ I is not hopeless. Try Doctor Pierce’s Favorite Ptescrip- tion. Sold by druggists in liquid or tablets, or send 10c. to Dr. Pierce’s Invalids’ Hotel in Buffalo, N. Y., for a trial package. Read what this woman say»: >ars Binnor, C al .—"About five ye» ago eeverely. _ I differed _________ „ . _ I coniulted _ la local doctor and he said I would have to undergo an operation. 1 then tried Dr. 1‘ierce’» Favorite Prescription took one boule— also one bottle of the 'Golden Medical Diaoovery,’ and used the ' Lotion Tablets,’ and I have not beeu troubled »Ince. — Mas. L. G. A'. biuoht , R. F. D. No. 1. Tillamook Stage Line CADILLAC CARS Leaves Tillamook Dally at 8:00 A M. weaves Portland (Hoyt Hotel) daily at 8:30 A. M Makea connections with Rockaway Stage Line. Genteel Dancers for Hire. In one of the most popular night i restiinriints nn elegant couple appears 1 ever)' evening nt the same hour nnd , Is welcomed enthusiastically by the owner nnd Ills regular guests. These two open the dance with a fox trot around the room. They are generally considered the most faithful guests of the pluee. Only a small number are In the secret of their real character. The woman Is his wife, whom he mar­ ried against the will of ti purse-proud father. The lo.tkk) crowns n month pnld by the father to the prodigal nre not stifili lent to keep this lively young pair In clothing and fond, so they re­ solved to earn their broad. But the only thing In the world that they could do well was to fox trot. The exquisite way in which they danced together In their courting days made them generally ndmfred. Now the owner of the night restaurant pays I them 40.00» crowns n month, treats them with the greatest respi'ct ns the most honorod guests of Ilia place and gtves them nn excellent chnmpagne supper every night. \) hy should boy» learn Grovk nnd Latin, mathematics nnd history when fox trotting prom­ I ises so much more brilliant n career) Business ethics and morals certainly have gone astray, but only a 1’harinee could blnme this peejile on that ac- count. Cars are warm and comfortable. CUTS FUSE OF BURNING BOMB Plotters Fire on Watchman In Brook lyn Building Who Prevents Exploslan. Foley’s Honey and Tar New York. A «puttering fuse, at­ tached to a large square bomb In the basement of a house In process of re­ construction In Brooklyn, was cut Just tn the nick of time by the night watch man. Tony Franko. The fuse was severed two Inches from the bomb. Franko was so bailh burned while hacking nt the fuse with a pocket knife that lie had to be taken to a hospital. Ills condition la sori- ova. lie told physl Into the cellar men. one of whom had a match, They ran away shots at him. COMPOUND IS PLEASANT TO TAKF., and aootba the raw, inflamed »urface»; »topi Ibe rasping, strangling lerling in the throst. Il i» made of lhe purrrt, fre«h. e»t and finral ingredient« to be had, con­ tain« no opiate» or other harmful drug«, ■nd co«ta twice a« much to make aa any imitation of it. Every U«er a Friend "Mu kill» bo» had • a»»«r» all«cb ri rroue •rri I boat,ill, 6<-l.«»« b» woulS b«v« U.od it it h«d not booaf.-i Fri»,'» II mwv ami Tar. Twa SooM <«li»ved b.m and bo w»r>l Io «loop end *«« troubled n» mor- ’’—Mr« W. H. Tboiato», SS2J W 10ib Si. Lillie Hoik. Ark "I «m in m, ,>ibt,»o»»nth year end I w«« troubled wiiba licklioa in mv tbiMt. I,m»«r» io «»It »•« *b«t Friar'» Hi«u< «nd T«r b«a •r««i*d thai."-G«o F RanJaU Darlan. Na». Foley’» Honey and Tar is recom­ mended for coughs, cold», hoaiiene»». Sickling ol the throat, apaaatouic croup, whoopiog cough, la grippe cud bronchial . Tillamook Bakery The home of ffoocl bread nod ail kinds ol tine pastry Everything Strictly Sanitary CHAS. VOGLER, Prop. I Dentist Sent A -plane After Pstlent Little Sioux, la Insisting that Wil- limn Peterson, nier, ahouid hate dental work r done Immediately, a deutlet of Oliali I. Neh,, «-mt an flir­ piene after him to »ave time for the busy farmi r. TAYLOR’S HOUN’ DAWG AS WÄR WEAPON Governor of Tennessee Will Keep Famous Animal at Home. Diphenylchlorarsine Develops Va por Which Penetrates Gas Masks, Says Expert. Would Veto Proposition for Appropri. ation to Build Home for “Old Limber" on Mansion Grounds. Nashville.—Old Limber the only dog whose yelp was ever heard in a po- lltlcul campulgn In Tennessee, bus not been tempted from ids familiar haunts ui the Happy valley vicinity by the bright lights of the capital, at which Conceal Movement* of Small Group» his master, Gov. Alf Taylor, Is pre­ of Men Close at Hand—British De­ siding. veloped Candle» Which Were Reports that the Democratic legis­ Used by All the Allies. lature contemplated making an appro­ priation on the mansion grounds for Philadelphia.—Toxic smoke candles, a house for Old Limber, have led Ids recently developed, will have an ex­ muster to announce that lie will tensive use In future wars, in the opin­ promptly veto such a proposition, and ion of L. I. Shaw of the internal bu­ keep Old Limber at home. reau of mines, who recently spoke on Old Limber furnished much mate­ I ' “Smoke and Incendiary Material” be­ rial for Governor Taylor's speeches fore the Franklin institute. during his campaign, The governor “Smoke candles, so called,” he said, always gave a graphic recital of Old i "are small cylindrical boxes which are Limber's prowess as a fox hunter, ignited by some sort of friction de­ “Old Limber Is being well cared for vice, and which contains smoke pro­ In a good home In east Tennessee and ducing mixtures. Their use is in set­ gets three square meals a day,” is the ting up a smoke screen close at hand, last word from the governor on the for after Ignition they are simply set subject. “He would not be contented on the ground, not being thrown or in the city. He wants to be where he projected in any way. The need is can occasionally survey the lofty very apparent to make the movements mountains over whose heights he has of small groups of men close at hand many times chased the fox with the possible. rest of the pack making music at his Tried by British, heels. Old Limber is nine years old, “The British, eurly in the war, de- uml Is too old to run now, but he re­ veloped very satisfactory smoke can­ members and often dreams of bls past dles which were used by all the al­ achievements.” lies. The Americans also developed a “If you have never heard Old Lim­ candle which wus satisfactory, but ber In full cry,” the governor contln- which did not get Into production and ties, growing more eloquent, 'you have use in France before the armistice. never heard music, He is gifted In The smoke is normally white, must every note, and In a chase, at one have maximum capacity and be cool time or another, he will let you have enough to prevent the setting up of nil of them. You could distinguish air currents and thus rise from the Old Limber's voice from the rest of ground. It must be heavy so as to be the pack eight miles away. Honest! displaced hy the minimum amount of That dog never lied to me in his wind at low velocity. These require­ life, He has never been known to ments nre admirably met by candles I yelp on a cold trail. Whenever the which produce a smoke consisting of voice of Old Limber Is heard, ever.v- -zinc chloride. body knows that there Is a fox “As regards the future of incendiary around.' material, my own opinion, which opln The governor’s east Tennessee home Ion, however, Is substantiated by at place boasts not only “Old Limber.“ least some of the military critics, Is the most famous hound dog In Ten­ that Incendiary material, except for nessee, but also a son, who has taken small arms and long rajige shell and his place ns pack leader, and a grand­ drop bombs, will have at least a lim­ son ns well. ited and, perhaps, no use. The flame projectors will probably never be used LIZARDS MAKE AUTOS SKID In a future war. Smoke material, on the other hand, will have a very exten­ Plague Afflicting Towns and Village» sive and ever-increasing use. By the Which Border on Prairie Lakes use of the smoke screen during an of Canada. tack the casualties can be largely duced. Winnipeg, Mun.—A plague of Hz. New Use of Smoke. a rds Is aflllcting the towns and vll- There was In progress of develop lages which bonier on the prairie meat by the British and American* lakes nnd sluices of Canada. At Nl during the latter part of the war smoke nette 2,000 lizards were shoveled OUI candles which would give n of the basement window shaft nt the smoke. The toxic material government snnntorlum. In the doc- ployed was tllphenylchlorarslne. tor's quarters 00 were counted. phenylchlorarsine is n solid which va Motorcar drivers have to keep skid porizes in the heat of the candle and chnlns on their cars, ns the roads nr< is obtained In such a state of division made slippery by a surface of living that It will penetrate most gas masks. llsards. Many of the people keep In- Such toxic smokes, of which there will doors rathe» than venture out be probably l>e others developed, will find entitle of the dlsngroenble sensnttor a very extensive use In the future. It of crunching a lizard underfoot. The Is the greatest step made thus far in lizard Is more treacherous than bn- the new use ot smoke.” nnnn peel. The litth- rep'il*'«. Which Viry fro-t four Inches to eighteen inches ill CATS DO NOT RECOGNIZE MILK length, travel by night only, and nn now on their annual trek from the Refuse to Drink Strange Liquid In Hungary—Pet Dogs Turn lakes to tint! suitable crevices In Vagrants. which to hibernate. o c Father Sells Girl for 10 Cents a Pound, She Says Islington, Ky.—A report from Blanford. Lincoln county, says that George Isuinan, n farmer of the mountain section, lias been plneed In jail nt Stanford on u charge made hy his daughter, Ar.nle. eighteen, that her father had attempted to shoot her. The girl charges her father sold her ut 10 cents u pound, n total of $15, to Joseph Zubin. When he ctuue to the home some weeks later to claim bls purchase, the father was greatly displeased at the girl’s refusal to carry out the terms of the sale and tried to shoot her. lsuuutn and Ills fam­ ily are highly respected In their rural eonu*:.,nily, It Is said. The girl Is pretty and well educated O: Budapest.— Even the cats and dogs of Central Europe have degenerated ns n result of the war. says Professor Balkanyi, director of the veterinary schools here, who Is Investlgnting how the habits of domestic animals have been Influenced by that couse. Most of the town-bred cats In this part of the world refuse to drink milk because it Is unknown to them, due to the lack of milk during the war, the professor asserts. “Both cats and dogs are relapsing to the sax age ways of their untamed an­ cestors," he says. “The vagrancy of dogs Is startling. Pet dogs elope from heart-broken ailstresses, Joining packs of mangy village dogs, where they live In communist equality.” The same authority stated that, be- skies hydrophobia, nervous diseases are very frequent among animals, and that stock must be replenished from overseas. C Man's Gold Tooth Sto' by Expert Pickpocket NEW WARSHIP IN JAP FLEET “Nagato” Takes Place Among Large» I Fighting V scm I s Afloat in the ! World Today. New Orleans. — There Is in New Orleans n pickpocket who is expert enough to fulfill the Tokyo.—Japan's latest battleship time-honored specification test Nudato, has a dead-weight tonnage o of being “able to steal a man's *W,M*0 mid can develop a speed ol gold teeth." lie demonstrated 23 knots per honr. this when he stole n gold tooth Its length la IfctO feet. The armameli which had previously been the of the new addition to the .luparie« property of Adrien A. Chnzulle. tl.-et Includi'« eight 15-lnch guns am I « KKW St. Philip street, Ilou ever, toeuty (1-ltu-h guns. It Is fitted will » the tooth happened to he in Mr. foni turbine engines Th,. Nngnt I take.« a pluee among the largest battle i I Chazulle's purse at the time, mid It was the purse which the ship* a (loot touny. It* :t!t.SOt» tons com luckpocket took while Its owner l arlng with the British llooil. 41,ml Nashville railroad An authentic reproduction of what "God's Country and the Woman,' actuiUlyhappcns back of the curtain by James Oliver Curwood Is a stirring line on the opening night of a new story of mystery, love and adventun Broadway show, is most truthfully in the wildest regions of the timber lands of th« north, It has been vis presented on the screen in Katherine ualizi'd by Vitagraph and will b< MacDonald's latst photoplay. "Cur­ shown at theRex theater on March tain!’’ This picture of theatrical life 12th. Is technically correct in every detail. Stupendous snow scenes and terr­ try uerth of 63 One of James Oliver ''Curtilnl” will be shown at the Rex Ificstorms are shown, and wild ani Curwood'e best stori«*. At the Rex Theater Wed March l«th. It la a ¡mala play unwilling parts In Saturday. March Uth. First National attraction. ¡thrilling picture drama. w Dilani Dunean has a strong rule In "God' Country and the Woman.” Ha I* plunged into mystery from the moment he meets Josephine until the Anal cloae out. He I* forced to tight his way every Inch of the film. It u a spectacular production of ths coun­ acre ranch near Boardman. Oregon. 120 acres improved, 100 acres in alfalfa, 40 acres leveled. New rabbit-pt oof fence now around half. Buildings and Implements included. % mile from town on good road. Must raise money and will sell cheap. Inquire Headlight office. SUNSET GARAGE. UHEN BEI 1ER AUTOMOBILES ARE BUILT. BUICK WILL Qin ttofm