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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. OCTOBER 7, 192o,
Sih SE WE’V HED WILSON
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FAIRBANKS-MORSE
WHAT THE EMTOHS «AT. <
Change Your 4 Per Cent Liberty
Bonds For 4% Per Cent Bonds.
‘ The Man For Me.”
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Senator Harding's the man for me.
A. B. F. Wilson writes a letter to
His style is old, but I plainly see—
Liberty Bond investors of the the Joinal to prove that the German-
He don't sling mud for victory:
Twelfth Federal Reserve District American voter will vote for Hard
holding approximately annual loss of ing “in order to bust the treaty that
Hoopolc, Indlanny. He don’t appeal to sentiment.
3167,000 because they have not pre Germany may escape the penaltlea
Sept. 4, 1920. Nor call a knave, a knightly gent;
Nor want to steal what you have lent sented their Temporary Bonds for of the war.” What nonsense! D om
Dere Edditer:
Your Government,
conversion Into 4*4 per cent Perman anyone suppose that the 30 odd na
Thinkin mebbe you wood like to I
here a little frum youre old Jeffer-1 But bonds are bonds, and gold is
ent Bonds, Governor John U. Calkins, tions which have already signed tho
of the Federal Reserve Bank of San treaty, are not enough to enforce It
sonian friend, relatin to these new I
gold:
Issues. I am taking advantage of this ' And you can’t keep the things you’ve Francisco, estimated recently. Every against a Germany that has surren
effort. Governor Calkins pointed out, dered all Its guns, munitions, ships,
opportunity. I realize thet anything 1
sold.
has been made to inform investors of airplanes, zeppelins, horses, wagons,
Jeffersonian is slighty out of date. I | Nor raise your wages each time
their Interest in the matter.
even feel sorter old . fashioned with
railroad stock, bridge-heads coal and
you’ve told
Local banks throughout the Twel iron mines? The Joinal correspond
the name I hav bin bearin fer a num And the high cost all come down.
You’ll find it easier to keep competent help ; you'll greatly
ber of years. Its a long cry frum T. If you’re paid ten hours and work fth Federal Reserve District who ent is either ignorant or throwing
reduce your fire risk ; you and your wife will live longer; and
handle the exchange operations for duit.—Gazette Times.
Jeffersun to W. Wilson. Sumtimes,
but six,
I I wunder if W. Wilson really could
everybody be always happier after you’ve had us install an
And half of them lean on your picks individual investors free of charge
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be entirely in favor of the Louisian- And play your boss some dirty tricks have spent thousands of dollars in
Electric Home Light Plant.
Mr. Robert Smlllie, the British
ny purchass, if a dilemmy sich as
The high cost can’t come down. advertising to spur their clients to
exchange their Temporary Bonds for labor agitator, is urging American
thet was to bee present id tew him.
When I think ov the Pannyma can Or if you double the wages you pay the Permanent Bonds carrying a coal miners to strike simultaneously
your men
higher rate of interest. Despite their with the British. He is the man who
al bizness, trunln over the balance of
The coat is so moderate that it’s a big paying investment.
the erth to Ingland, when they div And the goods you make you double efforts and the fact that the Secret urged his followers In Great Brltian
by ten—
ary of the Treasury reserves the to refuse utterly to recognise the
ided at Versallies, the lion's sheer of
the Gizer’s botes, etcetera, whether And stop and think and double a- right to terminate the privilege of present Goverment of that country
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converting the 4 per cent Bonds on "and at once to form the Soviet
he would hav grabbed off Loozianny,
six months’ public notice, $67,000,- Workers' Government, as the time is
when John Bull wuz abowt to git it The high cost can’t come down.
way back thalr, er not. But enny- But the Senator says ”Be an honor 000 worth of securities remain unex now arrived for the workers to con
able man”
changed in this District.
trol their destiny.” He is. of course,
way you fellers wood gree we hev
Although the conversion privilege as hostile to the American as to the
bln puttln It over on you fellers sinse If your hours are short, work as hard
as you can
has not been withdrawn by the sec Brltsh Government, and his purpose
we’v hed Woodrow. Wile weer on
the subject ov old Demmecrat leed- Just chum with your boss and your retary of the Treasury as yet, and in trying to foment a miners’ strike
boss with you
six months’ public notice of such here is thus to begin, If possible, a
ers, don’t sum things In this kam-
pyne remind yew ov old Bryan times? And be plain men with right in view withdrawal will be given before the violent revoluton on the Bolshevist
privilege la terminated, to secure the plan. The date of the British and
Fer instance every time you remem You’ll be surprised how near you
two►—
benefit of 4 % per cent from Novem Italian strikes, in which he wanted
ber, when Bill Jennins wus runnln,
Can bring the high cost down.
ber 16, 1920, holders of 4 per cent American workmen to join, was at
jist befoar election, when Bill wood
let out a reglar Massgedonian squall Let the League be left where the peo Second Loan Bonds must present first fixed so as to coincide with the
them to any bank for conversion tn expected capture and pillage of War
about the enemy havin a cuppie bill-
ple say;
yun er two of kampain funds fer use. And the senate and house thus earn order that the bank in turn may for saw by the Reds, as the beginning of
ward the bonds to reach the Federal a world-wide revolution against re
They got ter be a sorter . signal tew
their pay.
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Reserve bank of San Francisco on or presentative and democratic govern
us fellers to hunt cover, fer the stuff And not be run by one man’s sway
was off. It wus an indication thet Give the men a chance that stop to before November 14, 1920. Four ment. That is the sort of hell-broth
Bill hed cleaned the war bag, and the
think.
per cent Second Loan Bonds received into which Mr. SmiUle is trying to
little fellars lik T. Jeffersun etall They’ll straighten many a crooked by the Federal Reserve Bank of San inveigle the working men of Amer
wood haff to git thair elswhair, and
Francisco, November 15, 1920, or on ica.—Harvey’s Weekly.
How would you like golden brown
link.
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a good menny woulds, if they cood.
or before May 14, 1921, will be con
And save our land that’s on thç
pancakes or puffy waffles every morn
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Now in 1920 conies Jim Cocks and
brink
verted. but the Increased Interest
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repeets, talk abowt histry repeetin.
rate of one-quarter of one per cent
ing ? Then try bringing home a package
Of High Cost Tragedy.
And now an other specialty in tho
Jim has raisd the anty a little over
will not become effective until May school curriculum Is threatened to
dwÆ7ï-i-' st
<SLY1 m I?0S Pancake Flour. Suggest it be
Bill’s old figger, makin Bill look a
15. 1921.
add to the poys of life and prove tho
to
piker. (I’m wunderin if Bill won't re Christian Opposition to the League.
mixed with equal parts water or milk and
To secure the benefit of 4*4 front necessity of a varied education. Thia
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turn the complyments, I ain’t fergot
December 15, 1920, holders of 4 per Is nothing less than a school for
The Chirstian Work believes that
put on the griddle. You’ll be surprised
Parker ylt.) As an old time Demmy-
cent First Loan Bonds must present brides to teach them the housewifely
krat polytricker, I'm thinkin’ Jim has America should enter the League of them to a bank for conversion in or duties before they embark on the
—so will every one else. Takes but a
split the beens, jist by hollerin tew Nations outlined in the Treaty of der that the bank may forward them matrimonial sea. When this is thrust
jiffy to make a royal batch of pancakes.
early. Ov coarse it is a signal thet Versailles, imperfect though it Is. We to reach the Federal Reserve Bank .>f Into the high school course It wil be
Jim sees the Nuthin Doin sign all- devote four pages of this issue to re San Francisco on or before December well to cut out some of the minor
right, but why spill it so erly? It solutions passed by Church bodies In 14. 1920. Four per cent First Loan studies that are of no use. anyway.
Once the Pancake Flour gets in your
i takes all the joy out of the kam- its favor and to the opinions of Bonds received by the Federal Re Why spend time in teaching spelling
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pantry it makes way for ukfuinii Flour
j pagne, and robs use ov the hope thet Christian leaders who advocate it. In serve bank of Spn Francisco, Dece a- when no one follows the Webster me
and JSB7KEIE Wheat Hearts, too.
uster spring up in our mossbaked assembling this material there came ber 15. 1920, or on or before June thod, or waste hours in learning
chests hertofore. It starts a run thet to us only one response adverse to 19, 1921, will be enverted, but the multiplication tables when some one
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may git to bee a stampeed, in sixty the entry of America into the Lea increased interest rate of one-quart else can just as well do your multi
days. Then besides thay’ll mailk gue. The name attached to that re er of one per cent will not become plying? Reading Is a lost art; gram
The ilkfilrlis line also includes the following sci-
Jim out a foreflusher and prevary- sponse alone would make it worthy effective until June 15, 1921.
mar Is nauseating; history Is for sa
5L entifically prepared stock and poultry feeds:
For Temporary 4 per cent present ges and seers, so bring the course of
cator, whitch will agin remind the of consideration. We are the more
SCRATCH FEED
HORSE FEED
HOG FEED
glad
to
print
it
because
it
IS
the
ed or permanent 4*4 per cent bonds study up-to-date and provide a course
independent voters ov the 1916 cam-
ECC MASH
STOCK FEED
DAIRY FEED
payne. Tew my mind, the leese we part of a Christian paper to be ready presented, permanent 4 *4 bonds will for the treatment of sick cats and
CRATE FATTENER MOLASSES FEED
CALF MEAL
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kin hav the voters think about 1916 to give both sides of a question. Dr. be delivered.
teach the formula for the concoction
the more votes we’ll git. If we git Charles F. Aked, minister of the
of wet drinks dispensed by bootlegg
First
Congregational
church
of
Kan
a stampeed started we mite not elect
Let our boards of education be
sas City, writes:
COAXING YOU TO SMILE. ers.
progressive and adopt new fads to
a constable north of Mcasun’s and
"No man living is more profound
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the exclusion of the essentials; no
Dixon’s besides sackriflcin sum coun
ly convinced than I am that a League
one has time to learn everything so
ty attorneys south of the line. I don’t
Be Calm.
of Nations is imperiously demanded
heer one old friend in this cantpayne,
Calmness of manner and correct let’s have a smattering of the ridicul
by the necessities of mankind. No
is ferever buried, that is the old bat
ness
of deportment In every circum ous.—Sheridan Sun.
tle cry of 1916. I herd thet so mutch man living is more profoundly con stance was one of the strong points
vinced than I am that the League as
in whitch I hoap as a good demmy-
planned by the Versailles Conference of Miss Emmelina Canterton, princip
A gentleman asked The Indepen-
krat 1918, that I had a sinkin sen-
] fails to meet these Imperious needs. al of the select school for young lad- dent man the other day what he
sashum of summick evry time.
thought of the proposed measure
The League as planned by the Ver- les.
The derned Republicans down my 1 sailles Conference bears no remote
So her surprise and anger may be lengthening the terms of county of
way wood wink and say "Thank God,
I resemblance to anything that was in imagined when one day she entered ficers, and this reminded us that very
> etc.” evry time they'd see old T. J.
our minds before the Conference met. a classroom and found her pupils little has been said about a really
The onlie argyment I cood think ov,
; This is not the League of Nations we standing on chairs and desks and all Important matter which is just as
wuz to holler Pro-Germun, and I hol | spoke for and worked for and pray- screaming loudly.
important to the counties as to tho
JIA« m
aa
lered thet at a little two by twice
"Young ladles,” she exclaimed officials affected. In all Oregon coun
I
ed
for:
it
is
a
League
of
victorious
' » cuss, derned if he didn’t grab me by
Powers set upon retaining their ill- coldly, "what Is the cause of all this ties It has been the custom to give
the whiskers, after shaking me a-
officials who have shown competency
gotten gains. It cannot be reshaped, disturbance?”
round, like an aspen leaf, what ever
"Oh. Miss Canterton, Miss Canter two termH. In this county it has
It is wrong in conception, wrong in
’ thet is, he hollered "Ba-aa” in my
spirit, as well as wrong in structure ton,” wailed many voices In chorus, amounted to an unwritten law, and
face, and sed. "You pesky old cop
"there’s a mouse in the room!”
rarely has n candidate appeared to
I 1 perhead British gum suck, if you ac- and in method of working. The only
"A mouse!” shrieked Miss Emme- contest the second term. This means
' thing to do is to repudiate it anti
j cuse me ov bein Pro-Germun eny-
Sll'
that not only do the counties go to
then, with chastened mind and op Tina, and with one agile bound
more. I'll kick yore spine up thru yer
en vision, begin to build the world leached the top of the coupboard and the unnecessary expense of election,
hat,” and beleeve he wood, and I laid anew.”
stood there, breathing heavily.
but the incumbent Is obliged to me?t
I off. Say Kernel, I wish yew’d lay off
Then she fuced her pupils.
election expenses out of his slim
Dr. Aked goes on. "It is not to the
thet six votes fer Ingla stuff, a lit’.l?
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For
goodness
sake,
young
ladles,
salary, even though they were no
credit of our churches that men and
it’s awful discouragin tew owr fellers
women have allowed themselves Io let us keep our heads In this emer thing more than candidate cards.
from Jim Cocks down tew T. Jeffer
be so grossly deceived and have so gency!” she ordered. "Some one go The second election means nothing
sun. Its jeperdizin my chances, yew
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more than going through a useless
grossly deceived one another as to at once for a policeman."
know, Ime on the ticket fer Town
form and the candidate might as well
the nature of the League of Nations
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ship assesoi. Tew mutch ove thet six
have been elected for four years :n
planned at Versallies, and as to the
Only a Dream.
votes stuff is auful nausiatin tew out
the first place. If a precedent Is need
I nature of the infamous ’peace’ pro-
"I'm
going
a
get
a
nice
little
wife,
rank and file. It wood be auful fer
jected by the Treaty inextricably | > I'll have a cozy little home, well ed. it might be pointed out that the
a feller tew git beet fer assessor out
I bound up with the League, in 3ur cooked meals, my slippers ready for assessor, for example, has always
here in Hoopole and fe the sake of
churches men and women will do ! j me when I get home at night, my been elected out all right. If the mei-
ole frienship, yew orter go easy.
I well to ponder, thoughtfully and pipe always handy to me and peace sure carries, as It should, ft means
Thair ain't menny ov our fellers jist
Will set it up and put it to work for you to your satisfaction or you don’t pay a cent.
prayerfully, the parable attributed to and contentment for the rest of ray placing all county offices on tho
in favor of thet six voats,'and the
same footing as the assessor. To the
’If we call ’he days.”
I i Abraham Lincoln.
To be had |now at the Tillamook Clay works, E. G. KREBS, Prop.
less we say bowt It the better it
objection raised by the inquirer that
dog's tail a leg,’ Lincoln Is said to
"You never ought to marry.”
See that clutch and sawholder ? Put your saw on or take it off in a jiffy. Phone or call.
suits us. Thet an the “Thank God
perhaps an unfit official might be el
have
asked,
'then
how
many
legs
has
"Why
ever
not?
”
he kept us out a war” stuff.
ected, we might say that people
1 he?' And when the answer came
has
a
I
dream
“
Well,
when
a
man
We’er havin a little diversion a-
| 'Five.' ’No, no,’ said Lincoln, 'he like that he ought not to risk ; wak- I should be careful In selecting their
bowt the front porch stuff and yew
public servants, But the record
will only have four, because calling Ing up.”
fellers don’t seem to entirely ketch
proves that they have been careful
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the nub tew Cocks tail end campane. J a tail a leg does not make it a leg;
In the past, and in the unlikely event
It
will
remain
only
a
tall.
’
And
call-1
Thair air two rezuns to my mind
Soul Transmigration.
of a mistake after the four year
ing
this
sinister
alliance
of
greedy
whitch matk it advisabul fer Jim tew
A fresh young man wa« pressing a term has been adopted It must be re
imperialism a League of Nations j
go Out on the trail, rater then hav
gentleman, who evidently felt bor-d, membered that we have a recall law,
orfT worry the man
does
not
make
it
a
League
of
Nat
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the fellers come to Trail’s End, first,
to give him an illustration of the and it is better to face the bare poss
who works ma
probably they wuldn't care a cuss ions. Things are as they are and transmigration of Boults, showing ibility of a recall election than the
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and wudn’t cum, and a lot ov owr their consequences will be what they how a person’s identity might be certainty of the farce of reelecting
poor cusses mite after they saw the will be so why should we deceive maintained. At last the old gentle officers every two years.—Hillsboro
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To the Citizens, Farmers and Dairymen of
big house Jim has. say "He ain’t no ourslevea? And every day, all over man replied:
I Independent.
Demmykrat, he’s an Aristocrat.” Be the world, people are coming to see
"Supposing
you
should
die,
your
Tillamook and Vicinity :
sides sum ov them mite wunder how that the League Is a sham and a soul might appear In a canary bird,
fraud, While I live I shall be grate
Notice
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he got the money to build a house
AO ADVERTIZE is one way of getting a Customer,
ful to men like Reed, Johnson and when the canary bird died It might
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all
over
the
Miami
valley
hills,
he
reappear
in
a
lion
or
tiger;
again.
It
get a Customer and keep a Customer is a different I
I,
Borah, who won for the American
In the County Court of th* State of
bein jist a newspaper man, and a
thing, but when we get a Customer we keep tnat
people time in which to emerge from might reappear In a jackass—and I Oregon, for the County nt TUhtfiiank.
governor
fer
a
couple
er
three
times.
(He hast» best
might
stroke
Its
ear
and
say:
Customer by giving that Customer service at a reason
f
b the matter of the eMar« of Wil
It wasn’t the part ov wisdom. It their hypnotized condition and to re
waterproof
"My dear fellow, you have not
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able Fee.
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liam Thomae Collin« deeeased.
probubly wud hav ranked along with I ject a covenant with death and an i changed a bit."
^rmentmade
Your General Hauling—Moving—Storage respectfully
agreement
with
hell."
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Christian
Notice Is hereby given w> all to
the kept us out er war stuff, and the
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World.
solicid. Give us a trial.
six voats stuff fer Democratic argu
whom It may concern. That the ««•
He Hadn't Thought of That
ment. Am goln to close up. and a.ik
derslgned ha« been, by the County
Keep Di Out of Mail
In a confidential little talk to a Court of Tillamook County. Oregon,
yew agin to lay off as an old friend.
group of medical students an emin duly appointed Administratrix of the
OFFICE: Across from Post Office,
T. Jefferson Scratchem.
Wilson's League of nations, of ent physician took up the extreme'
'state of William Thomas Collins,
with Chester Holden’s Bell Phone.
course, is the big Issue. But it’ '• i a Important matter of correct dlagi.
•ceased; and all persona having
Candidate Cos says that radicalism "great and solemn referendum; posnt «1« of the maxium fee.
Ims against said estate are hereby
Is the reaction from unjust govern Inefficiency for instance.” Do you re
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The
beat
rewards,
”
he
said,
“
com-
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'led to present same, duly veri
ment. Is that his explanation of rhe member any time when the mall ser of course, to established specialist
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strength of radicalism in this coun vice was as bad as It has been under For instance, I charge 925 a call al fied aa by la* required, to the tin-
DENTIST.
dersig.^B
cd. or to her attorney. John
try after seven years and a half ^of the Wilson administration?
I he residence. 410 for an office con- LMa 4
Hendereon. at Tillamook,
TILLAMOOK BUILDING control of the country by his own
It's a question whether Mr Burle sultation, snd $5 for a telephone con-
Oregon. within six months from this
party?
son, under any circumstances, could sultation.”
(Over Haltom’s).
date.
have given the country a good mail
There was an appreciative and en
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Dated September 9th, 1920, the
T illHtnook- Oregon.
service.
As
the
political
walking
dele
If the Democratic national com-
vious silence, and then a voice from first publication of this notice.
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mitte is really hard up. why not ask gate of Mr Wilson he cettalnly did the back of the amphitheater, «light
Lizzie Collins. Adminis
the housewives of American to dupli n't.
ly thickened, spoke:
tratrix of the estate of
0R. O. L. HOHLLFED.
You will have a business adrnlnH-
cate their contribution to the sugar
“Dor,” it asked. ”how much do
William Thoma« Collin«,
speculators during the last canning t rat ion of the Postoffice under Pre you ohxrge a fellow for punning yon
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deceased.
VETERINARIAN.
season? That would provide a fund sident Harding. When voting remem on the street.”
John Leland Hendenxin,
tell
Phono
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2F2
Mutual
Phone
many times ns large as the one Gov ber Burleson. "He kept us out t f
TOR
Attorney for «aid estate.
C.lds, Coighs
La Grippe
ernor Cox's dream book says the Re mail.”
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Tillamook
Oregon
DR J. G. TURNER
publican« are raising.
"Can the Republican party afford
Eye
Specialist
Neglected Co!ds are Dangerous
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DR. J E. SHEARER
to win an election with a deliberate
Permanatly Located In Tillamook
Take no chance«. Keep this standard remedy handy for the first eneexe.
Last Friday was the anniversary
fnlaehood.” whine« the New York
DR A C. CRANK.
Private Office in Jenkin’s Jewelry
Breaks up a cold in 24 hours — Relieve«
of the adoption of the Amercian Con-
World. Coxwllaon organ. No party
Grippe in 3 days—Excellent for Headache
Store,
sltltutlon and the delivery of Georp •
On. Shearer à Craak
can
afford io do that. Four years a-
Quinine in thi. form do« not affect th. heed-Caec.r. ia b«t Tonic
Washington’s farewell address Th ■
Laiest Up-to-date In«lrument« and
Medical & Surgery.
Laxative—No Opiate in Hill'«.
go
the
Coxwllaon party got into pow
people of thia country are going to
Equipment
211 TILLAMOOK BUILDING Indulge In a solemn ratification of
er on the slogan. "He keep« n* out af
Evening« and fiundnvaby
Free Connnltntion anrl
both by the election of Ha’ding «rd
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A ppoint tients
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A Letter from an Old Democratic
Friend.
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Four Hundred and Ten Dollars.
R. F. ZACHMANN.
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