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1 « J TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. OCTOBER 7, 192o, Sih SE WE’V HED WILSON I I ----- 0----- FAIRBANKS-MORSE WHAT THE EMTOHS «AT. < Change Your 4 Per Cent Liberty Bonds For 4% Per Cent Bonds. ‘ The Man For Me.” —o----- Senator Harding's the man for me. A. B. F. Wilson writes a letter to His style is old, but I plainly see— Liberty Bond investors of the the Joinal to prove that the German- He don't sling mud for victory: Twelfth Federal Reserve District American voter will vote for Hard holding approximately annual loss of ing “in order to bust the treaty that Hoopolc, Indlanny. He don’t appeal to sentiment. 3167,000 because they have not pre Germany may escape the penaltlea Sept. 4, 1920. Nor call a knave, a knightly gent; Nor want to steal what you have lent sented their Temporary Bonds for of the war.” What nonsense! D om Dere Edditer: Your Government, conversion Into 4*4 per cent Perman anyone suppose that the 30 odd na Thinkin mebbe you wood like to I here a little frum youre old Jeffer-1 But bonds are bonds, and gold is ent Bonds, Governor John U. Calkins, tions which have already signed tho of the Federal Reserve Bank of San treaty, are not enough to enforce It sonian friend, relatin to these new I gold: Issues. I am taking advantage of this ' And you can’t keep the things you’ve Francisco, estimated recently. Every against a Germany that has surren effort. Governor Calkins pointed out, dered all Its guns, munitions, ships, opportunity. I realize thet anything 1 sold. has been made to inform investors of airplanes, zeppelins, horses, wagons, Jeffersonian is slighty out of date. I | Nor raise your wages each time their Interest in the matter. even feel sorter old . fashioned with railroad stock, bridge-heads coal and you’ve told Local banks throughout the Twel iron mines? The Joinal correspond the name I hav bin bearin fer a num And the high cost all come down. You’ll find it easier to keep competent help ; you'll greatly ber of years. Its a long cry frum T. If you’re paid ten hours and work fth Federal Reserve District who ent is either ignorant or throwing reduce your fire risk ; you and your wife will live longer; and handle the exchange operations for duit.—Gazette Times. Jeffersun to W. Wilson. Sumtimes, but six, I I wunder if W. Wilson really could everybody be always happier after you’ve had us install an And half of them lean on your picks individual investors free of charge ■ —a------ be entirely in favor of the Louisian- And play your boss some dirty tricks have spent thousands of dollars in Electric Home Light Plant. Mr. Robert Smlllie, the British ny purchass, if a dilemmy sich as The high cost can’t come down. advertising to spur their clients to exchange their Temporary Bonds for labor agitator, is urging American thet was to bee present id tew him. When I think ov the Pannyma can Or if you double the wages you pay the Permanent Bonds carrying a coal miners to strike simultaneously your men higher rate of interest. Despite their with the British. He is the man who al bizness, trunln over the balance of The coat is so moderate that it’s a big paying investment. the erth to Ingland, when they div And the goods you make you double efforts and the fact that the Secret urged his followers In Great Brltian by ten— ary of the Treasury reserves the to refuse utterly to recognise the ided at Versallies, the lion's sheer of the Gizer’s botes, etcetera, whether And stop and think and double a- right to terminate the privilege of present Goverment of that country gain— Y.» » « — ><. •O O <0=>() ■(>• ■<>■ converting the 4 per cent Bonds on "and at once to form the Soviet he would hav grabbed off Loozianny, six months’ public notice, $67,000,- Workers' Government, as the time is when John Bull wuz abowt to git it The high cost can’t come down. way back thalr, er not. But enny- But the Senator says ”Be an honor 000 worth of securities remain unex now arrived for the workers to con able man” changed in this District. trol their destiny.” He is. of course, way you fellers wood gree we hev Although the conversion privilege as hostile to the American as to the bln puttln It over on you fellers sinse If your hours are short, work as hard as you can has not been withdrawn by the sec Brltsh Government, and his purpose we’v hed Woodrow. Wile weer on the subject ov old Demmecrat leed- Just chum with your boss and your retary of the Treasury as yet, and in trying to foment a miners’ strike boss with you six months’ public notice of such here is thus to begin, If possible, a ers, don’t sum things In this kam- pyne remind yew ov old Bryan times? And be plain men with right in view withdrawal will be given before the violent revoluton on the Bolshevist privilege la terminated, to secure the plan. The date of the British and Fer instance every time you remem You’ll be surprised how near you two►— benefit of 4 % per cent from Novem Italian strikes, in which he wanted ber, when Bill Jennins wus runnln, Can bring the high cost down. ber 16, 1920, holders of 4 per cent American workmen to join, was at jist befoar election, when Bill wood let out a reglar Massgedonian squall Let the League be left where the peo Second Loan Bonds must present first fixed so as to coincide with the them to any bank for conversion tn expected capture and pillage of War about the enemy havin a cuppie bill- ple say; yun er two of kampain funds fer use. And the senate and house thus earn order that the bank in turn may for saw by the Reds, as the beginning of ward the bonds to reach the Federal a world-wide revolution against re They got ter be a sorter . signal tew their pay. Xi Reserve bank of San Francisco on or presentative and democratic govern us fellers to hunt cover, fer the stuff And not be run by one man’s sway was off. It wus an indication thet Give the men a chance that stop to before November 14, 1920. Four ment. That is the sort of hell-broth Bill hed cleaned the war bag, and the think. per cent Second Loan Bonds received into which Mr. SmiUle is trying to little fellars lik T. Jeffersun etall They’ll straighten many a crooked by the Federal Reserve Bank of San inveigle the working men of Amer wood haff to git thair elswhair, and Francisco, November 15, 1920, or on ica.—Harvey’s Weekly. How would you like golden brown link. « 'r a good menny woulds, if they cood. or before May 14, 1921, will be con And save our land that’s on thç pancakes or puffy waffles every morn ,. j ” —— o — •—. j K t % Now in 1920 conies Jim Cocks and brink verted. but the Increased Interest / Ì7 ./ repeets, talk abowt histry repeetin. rate of one-quarter of one per cent ing ? Then try bringing home a package Of High Cost Tragedy. And now an other specialty in tho Jim has raisd the anty a little over will not become effective until May school curriculum Is threatened to dwÆ7ï-i-' st <SLY1 m I?0S Pancake Flour. Suggest it be Bill’s old figger, makin Bill look a 15. 1921. add to the poys of life and prove tho to piker. (I’m wunderin if Bill won't re Christian Opposition to the League. mixed with equal parts water or milk and To secure the benefit of 4*4 front necessity of a varied education. Thia ------- o------- turn the complyments, I ain’t fergot December 15, 1920, holders of 4 per Is nothing less than a school for The Chirstian Work believes that put on the griddle. You’ll be surprised Parker ylt.) As an old time Demmy- cent First Loan Bonds must present brides to teach them the housewifely krat polytricker, I'm thinkin’ Jim has America should enter the League of them to a bank for conversion in or duties before they embark on the —so will every one else. Takes but a split the beens, jist by hollerin tew Nations outlined in the Treaty of der that the bank may forward them matrimonial sea. When this is thrust jiffy to make a royal batch of pancakes. early. Ov coarse it is a signal thet Versailles, imperfect though it Is. We to reach the Federal Reserve Bank .>f Into the high school course It wil be Jim sees the Nuthin Doin sign all- devote four pages of this issue to re San Francisco on or before December well to cut out some of the minor right, but why spill it so erly? It solutions passed by Church bodies In 14. 1920. Four per cent First Loan studies that are of no use. anyway. Once the Pancake Flour gets in your i takes all the joy out of the kam- its favor and to the opinions of Bonds received by the Federal Re Why spend time in teaching spelling » pantry it makes way for ukfuinii Flour j pagne, and robs use ov the hope thet Christian leaders who advocate it. In serve bank of Spn Francisco, Dece a- when no one follows the Webster me and JSB7KEIE Wheat Hearts, too. uster spring up in our mossbaked assembling this material there came ber 15. 1920, or on or before June thod, or waste hours in learning chests hertofore. It starts a run thet to us only one response adverse to 19, 1921, will be enverted, but the multiplication tables when some one « • « may git to bee a stampeed, in sixty the entry of America into the Lea increased interest rate of one-quart else can just as well do your multi days. Then besides thay’ll mailk gue. The name attached to that re er of one per cent will not become plying? Reading Is a lost art; gram The ilkfilrlis line also includes the following sci- Jim out a foreflusher and prevary- sponse alone would make it worthy effective until June 15, 1921. mar Is nauseating; history Is for sa 5L entifically prepared stock and poultry feeds: For Temporary 4 per cent present ges and seers, so bring the course of cator, whitch will agin remind the of consideration. We are the more SCRATCH FEED HORSE FEED HOG FEED glad to print it because it IS the ed or permanent 4*4 per cent bonds study up-to-date and provide a course independent voters ov the 1916 cam- ECC MASH STOCK FEED DAIRY FEED payne. Tew my mind, the leese we part of a Christian paper to be ready presented, permanent 4 *4 bonds will for the treatment of sick cats and CRATE FATTENER MOLASSES FEED CALF MEAL \ kin hav the voters think about 1916 to give both sides of a question. Dr. be delivered. teach the formula for the concoction the more votes we’ll git. If we git Charles F. Aked, minister of the of wet drinks dispensed by bootlegg First Congregational church of Kan a stampeed started we mite not elect Let our boards of education be sas City, writes: COAXING YOU TO SMILE. ers. progressive and adopt new fads to a constable north of Mcasun’s and "No man living is more profound ------- 0------- the exclusion of the essentials; no Dixon’s besides sackriflcin sum coun ly convinced than I am that a League one has time to learn everything so ty attorneys south of the line. I don’t Be Calm. of Nations is imperiously demanded heer one old friend in this cantpayne, Calmness of manner and correct let’s have a smattering of the ridicul by the necessities of mankind. No is ferever buried, that is the old bat ness of deportment In every circum ous.—Sheridan Sun. tle cry of 1916. I herd thet so mutch man living is more profoundly con stance was one of the strong points vinced than I am that the League as in whitch I hoap as a good demmy- planned by the Versailles Conference of Miss Emmelina Canterton, princip A gentleman asked The Indepen- krat 1918, that I had a sinkin sen- ] fails to meet these Imperious needs. al of the select school for young lad- dent man the other day what he sashum of summick evry time. thought of the proposed measure The League as planned by the Ver- les. The derned Republicans down my 1 sailles Conference bears no remote So her surprise and anger may be lengthening the terms of county of way wood wink and say "Thank God, I resemblance to anything that was in imagined when one day she entered ficers, and this reminded us that very > etc.” evry time they'd see old T. J. our minds before the Conference met. a classroom and found her pupils little has been said about a really The onlie argyment I cood think ov, ; This is not the League of Nations we standing on chairs and desks and all Important matter which is just as wuz to holler Pro-Germun, and I hol | spoke for and worked for and pray- screaming loudly. important to the counties as to tho JIA« m aa lered thet at a little two by twice "Young ladles,” she exclaimed officials affected. In all Oregon coun I ed for: it is a League of victorious ' » cuss, derned if he didn’t grab me by Powers set upon retaining their ill- coldly, "what Is the cause of all this ties It has been the custom to give the whiskers, after shaking me a- officials who have shown competency gotten gains. It cannot be reshaped, disturbance?” round, like an aspen leaf, what ever "Oh. Miss Canterton, Miss Canter two termH. In this county it has It is wrong in conception, wrong in ’ thet is, he hollered "Ba-aa” in my spirit, as well as wrong in structure ton,” wailed many voices In chorus, amounted to an unwritten law, and face, and sed. "You pesky old cop "there’s a mouse in the room!” rarely has n candidate appeared to I 1 perhead British gum suck, if you ac- and in method of working. The only "A mouse!” shrieked Miss Emme- contest the second term. This means ' thing to do is to repudiate it anti j cuse me ov bein Pro-Germun eny- Sll' that not only do the counties go to then, with chastened mind and op Tina, and with one agile bound more. I'll kick yore spine up thru yer en vision, begin to build the world leached the top of the coupboard and the unnecessary expense of election, hat,” and beleeve he wood, and I laid anew.” stood there, breathing heavily. but the incumbent Is obliged to me?t I off. Say Kernel, I wish yew’d lay off Then she fuced her pupils. election expenses out of his slim Dr. Aked goes on. "It is not to the thet six votes fer Ingla stuff, a lit’.l? “ For goodness sake, young ladles, salary, even though they were no credit of our churches that men and it’s awful discouragin tew owr fellers women have allowed themselves Io let us keep our heads In this emer thing more than candidate cards. from Jim Cocks down tew T. Jeffer be so grossly deceived and have so gency!” she ordered. "Some one go The second election means nothing sun. Its jeperdizin my chances, yew % more than going through a useless grossly deceived one another as to at once for a policeman." know, Ime on the ticket fer Town form and the candidate might as well the nature of the League of Nations »'<■ ship assesoi. Tew mutch ove thet six have been elected for four years :n planned at Versallies, and as to the Only a Dream. votes stuff is auful nausiatin tew out the first place. If a precedent Is need I nature of the infamous ’peace’ pro- "I'm going a get a nice little wife, rank and file. It wood be auful fer jected by the Treaty inextricably | > I'll have a cozy little home, well ed. it might be pointed out that the a feller tew git beet fer assessor out I bound up with the League, in 3ur cooked meals, my slippers ready for assessor, for example, has always here in Hoopole and fe the sake of churches men and women will do ! j me when I get home at night, my been elected out all right. If the mei- ole frienship, yew orter go easy. I well to ponder, thoughtfully and pipe always handy to me and peace sure carries, as It should, ft means Thair ain't menny ov our fellers jist Will set it up and put it to work for you to your satisfaction or you don’t pay a cent. prayerfully, the parable attributed to and contentment for the rest of ray placing all county offices on tho in favor of thet six voats,'and the same footing as the assessor. To the ’If we call ’he days.” I i Abraham Lincoln. To be had |now at the Tillamook Clay works, E. G. KREBS, Prop. less we say bowt It the better it objection raised by the inquirer that dog's tail a leg,’ Lincoln Is said to "You never ought to marry.” See that clutch and sawholder ? Put your saw on or take it off in a jiffy. Phone or call. suits us. Thet an the “Thank God perhaps an unfit official might be el have asked, 'then how many legs has "Why ever not? ” he kept us out a war” stuff. ected, we might say that people 1 he?' And when the answer came has a I dream “ Well, when a man We’er havin a little diversion a- | 'Five.' ’No, no,’ said Lincoln, 'he like that he ought not to risk ; wak- I should be careful In selecting their bowt the front porch stuff and yew public servants, But the record will only have four, because calling Ing up.” fellers don’t seem to entirely ketch proves that they have been careful —0----- the nub tew Cocks tail end campane. J a tail a leg does not make it a leg; In the past, and in the unlikely event It will remain only a tall. ’ And call-1 Thair air two rezuns to my mind Soul Transmigration. of a mistake after the four year ing this sinister alliance of greedy whitch matk it advisabul fer Jim tew A fresh young man wa« pressing a term has been adopted It must be re imperialism a League of Nations j go Out on the trail, rater then hav gentleman, who evidently felt bor-d, membered that we have a recall law, orfT worry the man does not make it a League of Nat I the fellers come to Trail’s End, first, to give him an illustration of the and it is better to face the bare poss who works ma probably they wuldn't care a cuss ions. Things are as they are and transmigration of Boults, showing ibility of a recall election than the z ;i and wudn’t cum, and a lot ov owr their consequences will be what they how a person’s identity might be certainty of the farce of reelecting poor cusses mite after they saw the will be so why should we deceive maintained. At last the old gentle officers every two years.—Hillsboro M // To the Citizens, Farmers and Dairymen of big house Jim has. say "He ain’t no ourslevea? And every day, all over man replied: I Independent. Demmykrat, he’s an Aristocrat.” Be the world, people are coming to see "Supposing you should die, your Tillamook and Vicinity : sides sum ov them mite wunder how that the League Is a sham and a soul might appear In a canary bird, fraud, While I live I shall be grate Notice / he got the money to build a house AO ADVERTIZE is one way of getting a Customer, ful to men like Reed, Johnson and when the canary bird died It might ( all over the Miami valley hills, he reappear in a lion or tiger; again. It get a Customer and keep a Customer is a different I I, Borah, who won for the American In the County Court of th* State of bein jist a newspaper man, and a thing, but when we get a Customer we keep tnat people time in which to emerge from might reappear In a jackass—and I Oregon, for the County nt TUhtfiiank. governor fer a couple er three times. (He hast» best might stroke Its ear and say: Customer by giving that Customer service at a reason f b the matter of the eMar« of Wil It wasn’t the part ov wisdom. It their hypnotized condition and to re waterproof "My dear fellow, you have not /t able Fee. _ . „ liam Thomae Collin« deeeased. probubly wud hav ranked along with I ject a covenant with death and an i changed a bit." ^rmentmade Your General Hauling—Moving—Storage respectfully agreement with hell." — Christian Notice Is hereby given w> all to the kept us out er war stuff, and the —ffi------ World. solicid. Give us a trial. six voats stuff fer Democratic argu whom It may concern. That the ««• He Hadn't Thought of That ment. Am goln to close up. and a.ik derslgned ha« been, by the County Keep Di Out of Mail In a confidential little talk to a Court of Tillamook County. Oregon, yew agin to lay off as an old friend. group of medical students an emin duly appointed Administratrix of the OFFICE: Across from Post Office, T. Jefferson Scratchem. Wilson's League of nations, of ent physician took up the extreme' 'state of William Thomas Collins, with Chester Holden’s Bell Phone. course, is the big Issue. But it’ '• i a Important matter of correct dlagi. •ceased; and all persona having Candidate Cos says that radicalism "great and solemn referendum; posnt «1« of the maxium fee. Ims against said estate are hereby Is the reaction from unjust govern Inefficiency for instance.” Do you re “ The beat rewards, ” he said, “ com- 5^^ C. DUETER 'led to present same, duly veri ment. Is that his explanation of rhe member any time when the mall ser of course, to established specialist I" strength of radicalism in this coun vice was as bad as It has been under For instance, I charge 925 a call al fied aa by la* required, to the tin- DENTIST. dersig.^B cd. or to her attorney. John try after seven years and a half ^of the Wilson administration? I he residence. 410 for an office con- LMa 4 Hendereon. at Tillamook, TILLAMOOK BUILDING control of the country by his own It's a question whether Mr Burle sultation, snd $5 for a telephone con- Oregon. within six months from this party? son, under any circumstances, could sultation.” (Over Haltom’s). date. have given the country a good mail There was an appreciative and en I — O------ Dated September 9th, 1920, the T illHtnook- Oregon. service. As the political walking dele If the Democratic national com- vious silence, and then a voice from first publication of this notice. * mitte is really hard up. why not ask gate of Mr Wilson he cettalnly did the back of the amphitheater, «light Lizzie Collins. Adminis the housewives of American to dupli n't. ly thickened, spoke: tratrix of the estate of 0R. O. L. HOHLLFED. You will have a business adrnlnH- cate their contribution to the sugar “Dor,” it asked. ”how much do William Thoma« Collin«, speculators during the last canning t rat ion of the Postoffice under Pre you ohxrge a fellow for punning yon I deceased. VETERINARIAN. season? That would provide a fund sident Harding. When voting remem on the street.” John Leland Hendenxin, tell Phono — 2F2 Mutual Phone many times ns large as the one Gov ber Burleson. "He kept us out t f TOR Attorney for «aid estate. C.lds, Coighs La Grippe ernor Cox's dream book says the Re mail.” - Tillamook Oregon DR J. G. TURNER publican« are raising. "Can the Republican party afford Eye Specialist Neglected Co!ds are Dangerous ------- O------- DR. J E. SHEARER to win an election with a deliberate Permanatly Located In Tillamook Take no chance«. Keep this standard remedy handy for the first eneexe. Last Friday was the anniversary fnlaehood.” whine« the New York DR A C. CRANK. Private Office in Jenkin’s Jewelry Breaks up a cold in 24 hours — Relieve« of the adoption of the Amercian Con- World. Coxwllaon organ. No party Grippe in 3 days—Excellent for Headache Store, sltltutlon and the delivery of Georp • On. Shearer à Craak can afford io do that. Four years a- Quinine in thi. form do« not affect th. heed-Caec.r. ia b«t Tonic Washington’s farewell address Th ■ Laiest Up-to-date In«lrument« and Medical & Surgery. Laxative—No Opiate in Hill'«. go the Coxwllaon party got into pow people of thia country are going to Equipment 211 TILLAMOOK BUILDING Indulge In a solemn ratification of er on the slogan. "He keep« n* out af Evening« and fiundnvaby Free Connnltntion anrl both by the election of Ha’ding «rd • v 4 h h » Mr way •? bo.nj A ppoint tients ■ CoolldgS Nove: ibe. 2 :d Spitml Ai.alvni" Ti ’ .'er oox • • • 0. ’ TOt- 1 6a<t royal a.< a iwetili. L I i A Letter from an Old Democratic Friend. (HOME LIGHT PLANT Carry 40 Lights. i i >tl «■ A ■s| ii 'Cl A i A ~ Let’s put a Flea in Your Ear about Electric Lights on the Farm. ( Four Hundred and Ten Dollars. R. F. ZACHMANN. I The Olympic Line I ( 1 A Tip to the Men Folk I I 5253 I 4 rour 1 It »ft )ur aift $ rou on 4* •r VAJL £ I 4 FLOUR CEREALS ä. ? ? ! » £ £ & I $ VAUGHN’S, the Original and Best. I I o I I The New Transfers GREETING. TFlsh F I1 i'rBnsid Reflex ¡Slicker Oregon Transfer and Storage, Kill That Cold With CASCARA E? QUININE A Dr. Howard, CHIROPRACTOR, ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT F i •a. ».