TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, SEPTEMBER 9, i920.
Coaxing You to Smile
AUCTION SALE
Of Pure Bred Cattle
1
Pure English.
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Including
Holsteins, Jerseys and Guernseys
She was apparently a lady of re
finement. She had all the hallmarks
of the select. Her clothing was fault
less and there was a look of keen in
tellectuality in her face. With her
was a beaiiiljul little boy—not ex
actly a Little Lord Fauntleroy, blit a
little chap*»ith big eyes and a
wealth of tousled hair.
I
I noticed them, the lady for her
dignified bearing and the boy for his
j bright face ,as I sat down just in
front of them on the suburban train.
I Pretty soon I heard the little boy
I say. evidently referring to me:
No reply.
"Ain’t that a funny hat that man
- has got on? Ain't it an old hat
I Mom?”
No reply.
"Ain't it funny when, a man has
got a boil on the back of his neck,
Mom, ain’t it?” (We happened to
have one that morning.)
No repjy.
“Ain't there nothing to do about I
boils on the back of the neck. Mom, i
ain’t there?”
“Shut up"' came the voice of the
lady. “If you use that word 'ain’t'
again I am going to soak you on the
bugle, now take it from me. How
often have I got to tell you not to use
that word ‘ain't?”
The Straws Show.
The Diamond Silk Company, a New
York firm with plant at Paterson, N.
J„ has gone Into the hands of a re
ceiver by order of the U. S. District
Court. Depression in the silk market
is given as the reason. Imports of
manufactures of silk.for the fiscal
year ended June 30. 1920, nearly
$92.000,000 in value, compared with
$27,000,000 the last year under the
protective tariff law, 1913. From
Japan alone come about $45,000,-
000 worth of silk fabrics woven in
the piece during 1920, the product
of the cheapest labor known. These
importations are closing American
factories, but they have not reduced
the price of silk garments to the
consumer, The straws are beginning
to betray the direction of the tariff
wind.
SCHOOL BOOK
TIME
Complete line of
Tablets, Pencils,
Pens and Inks.
Save Time and Money
on this year’s
Wm. Jennings Bryan and Gov. Cox
Bitf by
(From the Philaaelphia Inquirer.)
Buying Here.
An esteemed local contemporary
which engages in daily tirades again
st Senator Harding has come to the
conclusion that William Jennings
Bryan is going to do “his part” in
the election of Governor Cox to the
Presidency. Being a good Democrat,
it says, he will turn in for his party.
The Commoner is patronizingly pat
ted on the shoulder for the “good
and retail at Board of Educa
work" he did for President Wilson
in the 1912 and 1916 campaigns, and
tion’s wholesale list price.
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we are led to infer that he may be
Free Speeches.
William Lyon Phelps, professor of 1 expected to do equally effective talk
English literature at Yale, declares ing for the Democratic candidate this
year.
he gets credit for only 25 per cent
It happens that Mr. Bryan is alive,
of the after-dinner speeches he actu
ally makes. “Every time I accept an I and in good health, and quite com
invitation to sneak, I really make petent to speak for himself. What
four addresses, First, is thespeech I ever else may be said about the
prepare- in advance, That is pretty ■peerless leader” of his party no one
good, Second, is the speech I really can accuse him of ambiguity. He has
make, Third, is the speech I make placed himself upon record concern eSS125ESHSHSE5H5HSa5BSa5asa525ara5E5ESH5ÏSZ5a52S252SESE5ZSESa5a5HSaS25ZS
on the way home, which is the best ing Governor Cox. He did so just
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of all: and fourth, is the speech the on the eve of the San Francisco con
vention.
For
the
sake
of
historical
newspapers next morning say I made,
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which bears no relation to any of accuracy we propose to reprint that
portion
of
his
statement
dealing
with
the others.
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the man who is now the Democratic
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nominee for the Presidency. Here it
Didn’t Want Waste ’Em.
Is:
The fishing season is on. A busi
Highest Cash Price.'’,
"After disgracing his State, he as
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ness man was reminded of it by a pires to a position in which he could
small son who called him on the disgrace the nation. For years the
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phone and asked:
menengaged in the liquor business
“Daddy, will you bring home some have been the real anarchists of the
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Tillamook and Hebo.
goldfish?”
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country, far more dangerous than the
"Why”? the man asked,
professional anarchists. Governor îd5HS25ZSH525HSE5BSHSH5MHSE5a525HSÏÏSHSZ5H5HSH5E5H5?SE5252S2Sa52Sa52S252
"Well,” answered the boy,
Cox has become their candidate.
got a couple of worms and
“His nomination would make the
know what to do with ’em.”
COLONEL J. W. HUGHES, Auctioneer.
DR. E. L. GLAISYER, Supt, Cattte Dept., County Fair.
Democratic party the leader of the
lawless element of the country, and
Appreciation.
his election, if such a thing were
”1 admire your latest volume of possible, would turn the White
ese (Torquatus) Pheasants is hereby be prosecuted as by statute provided. verses very much indeed!"
Notice,
House over to those who defy the
closed to shooting of any kind In the
Dated at Portland, Ore., this 9th
"Oh, yes?” replied the Imaginist.
government and hold law in con
said
County
of
Tillamook,
State
of
To Whom It May Concern:
day of August, A. D. 1920.
"Yes, particularly the first one in tempt.”
Whereas, the Chinese (Torquatus) Oregon, until again opened to shoot
the book. Let me recite it to you to
If this is the kind of “good work”
STATE
BOARD
OF
FISH
AND
Pheasants of and in the County of ing by said State Board of Fish and
prove how I have been enthused over the Cox men want Bryan to do for
GAME COMMISSIONERS.
Tillamook, State of Oregon, are being Game Commissioners of Oregon, as
it sufficiently to learn it by heart:
the candidate we fear that they have
By E. V. Carter, Chairman of the
threatened with extinction from ex by statute provided
“When I give you toy ballons
already giien up the election. None
And
it
is
and
shall
be
unlawful
to
cessive shooting and otherwise, and
Board.
’ There is no other
of the political opponents of the
Whereas, the State Board of Fish hunt for or to shoot Chinese (Tor
By I. N. Fleischner, Commissioner. i Fire out of amethyst—’ ”
Democratic nominee has said any
and Game Commissioners of Oregon quatus) Pheasants anywhere in the
"Wait!" cried the Imagnist. But thing half as severe about him. For
By Marion Jack, Commissioner.
is desirous of prdtecting the Chinese County of Tillamook, State of Ore
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j the enthusiast would not wait:
that reason the Bryan judgment can-
E. C. Simmons, Commissioner.
(Torquatus) Pheasants of and in the gon, from and after the date of this
" 'Green beetles on Fifth Avenue;
iot be dimissed ns partisan tirade. It
County of Tillamook, State of Ore notice until the said open season is
John Gill, Commissioner.
Skies that be;
comes from the man who was the na
declared by the State Board of Fish
gon;
F. M. Warren, Commissioner.
A soft mist hides the sea—•’ ”
tional standard-bearer of his party
Therefore, Notice is hereby given and Game Commissioners of Oregon,
“Stop!” yelled the Imaginist “That's in three Presidential campaigns. It
Chris Schmidt, Commissioner.
as
by
statute
provided.
by the State Board of Fish and Game
not a poem. You have been reciting comes from the man who received
Chas. Hall, Commissioner.
Commissioners of Oregon, that the
Any person or persons found viol
the table of contents!”
more than six million Democrat
A TOUCH
Jas. H. Driscoll. Commissioner.
open season for the shooting of Chin- ating the provisions of this order will
votes on each of the ocasions when
he was candidate. It comes from the
All Titled.
of our facial powder will make your
The doctor’s family had just moved man who was responsible for the no
skin blossom like a summer rose. It
into a more exclusive residence dis mination of Woodrow Wilson and
will give to your complexion the soft
trict and all the members were given who helped to elect him. It comes
to boasting over this. Even the 9- from the man who was Secretary of
rosy glow of youth and health. Our
year-old daughter told of it to her State in a Democratic administrat
cold
cream Is another infallible aid
small playmates at school. “Why, ion, and who confesses that he was
it’s just like having a title,” she end- I heart-broken over the nomination of
to beauty. Try them both if you
ed. “Everything that comes to our Cox.
would better your appearance.
Mr. Bryan says that Cox is the
place has written on it after our
choice of the disreputable element of
'Collet Place.’ ”
E. E. KOCH
Another little 9-year-old sniffo! the eDmocratic party and that he has
disdainfully. “Oh, it that is what you "fairly won the dishonor” which has
Tillamook,
Oregon
mean, we’ve got one too,” she in- ben conferred upon him. The rabid
formed the audience, “and it's almost partisans do not ask much from the
like your’n. Right after our names Commoner. They suggest merely that
FmblrrnnfSaHfactiai
on everything that comes to our he eat ins words and turn in and
house they write. ‘Collect, please.’ ” help place Cox In the White House.
Will he do ft? Well, he says that he
has not yet decided how he is going
Getting Even.
"Here is a charge for a call lasting to vote. If the Cox men can get
half an hour on our telephone,” said any comfort out of that they are en- .
titled to it. And no matter wliat Mr.
the lawyer to his wife.
"Yes, dear. That was my call. I Bryan may do or say in the future
was asking a friend of mine a ques his orginal characterization of the
Democratic candidate will remain as
tion,” replied the wife.
“And did it take an hour to ask part of the political history of the
country.
a question?”
“Yes, dear, You see, it was one of
AUTOS AND FEES—OREGON
those hypothetical questions."
First Annual Sale
Of Tillamook Pure Bred Breeders’ Association, to be
held Annually in connection with the Tillamook
County Fair
We Are Headquarters
for School Books
LAMAR’S DRUG STORE,
Tillamook, Oregon.
Over 100 Choice Animals
We Buy
CASCARA BARK.
of all breeds to choose from.
To be held at the Fair Grounds during the Fair, on Friday
September 17. All cattle in this sale will be on exhibition at
the Fair, September 15, 16 and 17.
At Kuppenbender’s Warehouse,
MILK COWS FOR
SALE or EXCHANGE '
for Dry Stock.
YAGER & BRADY
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BUICK
CITY TRANSFER
LOCAL
AND
LONG
DISTANCE) HAULING
loot - building
7.587,195.000 POUNDS
U. S. Sugar Imports Show Billion In
crease in Past Fiscal Year
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(J power and dependability, possess
ing grace and beauty in every line—
the new Buick Nineteen Twenty One
series signally upholds the traditions
that have made the name Buick a not
able word in the automotive industry.
Two decades have more than justi
fied the unwavering fidelity to the
accepted engineering ideals to which
Buick stands committed. The same
rugged Valve-in-Head motor re
fined is a distinguishing feature of
every model.
In appearance, the Buick Nineteen
Twenty One series is notable for
the harmonious blending of low
graceful body line»; in appointment»,
for those added refinement» that so
materially increase the pleasure and
comfort of motoring.
In addition to the general features of
the new models the Buick Five-
Passenger Touring Car (Twenty One
Forty Five) possesses a roominess of
tonneau and new arrangement of
seating that afford occupants the ut
most in riding comfort.
For the
business man or his family; for the
needs of city driving or country driv
ing, this model excels because of its
capacity for varied service.
ACKLEY & MILLER.
WHEN BETTER. AUTOMOBILES ARE BUILT, BUICK WILL BUILD THEM
Imports of sugar into the United
States during the fiscal year 1920 ex
ceeded exports by more than 6,000,-
000 pounds, according to a summary
of the country's foreign trade in su
gar at the Department of Commerce,
and
amounted
to 7,587,195,000
pounds.
Sugar exported for the year a-
mounted to 1,444,030,665 pounds, an
advance of more than 300,000,000
pounds over 1919.
France took 698.798,020 pounds of
the sugar exported in 1920 and Great
Britian received 362,236,359 pounds.
Cuba, with a total of 6,905,709,612
pounds, supplied the major part of I
the imports for the year. Imports
from Cuba increased by more than
1,000,000,000 pounds over the 1919
total.
A considerable quantity of the Cu
ban imports and the exports to Great
Britain, however, officials of the de
partment explained, is made tip of
British-owned
sugar
which
is
brought Into this country raw and
refined before shipment to England.
Statement of motors vehicles re
gistered from the several counties of
n«——f. Tnnns’-v 1 to Jul” 31, 1920,
and the amount of license fees receiv
ed therefore:
Number License fees
County
1,761 $36,257.50
Baker ...
B-ntor. . ..
1,686 30,605.00
ci.
mas
4.00« 77.932.50
2 096 43 «W KO
Clatson ..
1,051 19,069.00
Columbia <
BOTH PHONES.
STOP AT THE COVE
CONFECTIONERY
589
10.360.50
Crook .....
t . ■ <
, 247
Curry .........
r'eschutes .
1,489 27.301.50
Dni><rlas ...
2,232 4.3.1 9 Mil!
Gilliam ... .
592 12.537.50
581 10,666.00
Grant .........
586 11,383.00
Harnev •...
on «sc so
1
•MUt
4 fiver
Jackson ...
... 3342 60.958.50
• •rtei on ..
.... 368
6,375.50
The Best of Cigars, Lunch Goods and Fishing Tackle.
... 1,053 19,785.00
.Tosenh'nc .
... 1,624 81 590 50
trlornath . .
Light Lunch Served. Coffee like mother used to make.
......... 597 10,381.00
Lake ...........
... 4,150 74,972.00
Lane ...........
........... 240 I 3,740.00
Lincoln ....
... 3,375 61.246.00
L«nn ...........
... 1.492 27.174.50
’»•»ihr-nr ...
... 6,092 118.325.00
Marion ....
Morrow ....
......... 800
15.837.50
3’ ■’“‘I I »:
t.iah
1,933 35.487.50
Polk ...........
......... 873
19,057.50
Sherman ...
... 1,331 2ñ,/87.OO
•ik .
. . . 4.430 90.107.50
Umatilla ,,
. .. 2.373 45.156.50
Uni«n .........
Juggling
... 1,070 19.880.50
Wallowa . .
. .. 1375 30.587.00 prices is not our forte, as it is with
If you don’t believe that the mate Wasco ....
Washington
. . 3,267 63.307.50
i
of Ohio is on Are for the Democratic
jonie. We don't try to take advant-
Wheel« r . .
. . 2323 51,874.61
national ticket, just contemplate the
... 2,823 51374.50 ige of slack production, rising mar-
Yamhill ...
fact that at the recent mate primary
jets, abnormal demand, and tempor-
twenty per cent of the normal Dem-
94,770 SI,«92,629.00 iry conditions. You ran always be
Total
ocraic vote and sixty percent of the
ure of righ prices and fair treat
normal Republican vote turned out.
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Governor Cox says th. Republicans
ment here.
President Wilson has decided to are raising a fifteen million dollar
The other day
i sell the sheep that have been grazing campaign fund.
on the White House grounds. A Re Franklin Roosevelt said It was thlr
Bayocean Sheet Metal Works.
publican ndmlnlstrsHow. he .Mil»,« ty millions. If these gentlemen must
First Street. Tillamook. Oregon.
will -nt reed to raise wool to pill romança, why not get together and
agree on a story ?
over the poop'.«'» eyes.
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GARIBALDI COVE.
Hazelwood Ice Cream. Drinks on Ice
at all Times.
J. L. KIDDER, Prop.
BAYOCEAN SHEET METAL WORKS
TILLAMOOK, ORE
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