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TILLAMOOK
What the Editors Say
With all due respect of his pres
ent good intent, the Tillamook "sanc
tified” soul who has just sent *2.00
to Secretary of State Sam Kozer as
a conscience atonement tor having I
rather accidentally sneaked into ihe
state fair grounds without paying,
we may reasonably expect to find
sooner or later that this overly ten
der citizen has gouged the eyes out
of the family cat or run away with
another man s wife. When the roll
is called up yonder it is not impos
sible that he will be found standing
close to that Astoria "conscientious
objector” who couldn’t kill a German
but found it easy to drown his
spouse.—Gazette Times.
Correct ,
lubricatioiv
maJkes a good
truck; better
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You cannot expect maximum per
formance and long service from your
truck unless it is lubricated correctly.
Correct Lubrication is a science.
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The recommendations of our Board
©f Lubrication Engineers embodied
in the Zerolene Correct Lubrication
Chart are designed to better the per
formance and lengthen the life of
trucks, tractors and automobiles. Get
• Correct Lubrication Chart from
your Zerolene distributor.
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HEADLIGHT.
SP ht EMBE-R ri. TQ20.
but it does indicate a change for the
better in the life of the nation.
Prices are going to begin to strike
a more conservative level du« to the
fact that efficiency is production is
going to increase says an optomist.
We have had a period of high
w’ages, short hours and decreased
production which has doubled up
prices on the consumer.
We are now going to have a period
of good wages, fair hours and in
creased production which will give
the consumer value received for his
money.
Woikmen will find they must do
an efficient day's work for a day’s
pay or another man will be put in
their place, the manlfaeturer will
find that he will have to furnish a
good product for the price charged or
his goods will not sell.
In other words the day of demand
ing the highest wage or price for in
efficient labor or manufactured goods
—the day when anything went and
the consumer paid the bill—is about
over. The hand-writing is clear upon
the wall for those who will read.—
Gazette Times.
LODGE MEETINGS.
Tillamook Lodge No. 57
A. F. and A. M.
Wednesday of each month.
Rehersals each Wednesday
following. Visiting broth
ers welcome.
By order of W. M.
Leslie Harrison, Sec.
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Stated convocation Friday
Aug. 27. Visitors welcome.
Johnson Chapter No. 24
R. A. M.
I. E. Keldson, Sec.
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G. A. R.
Cornlth Post, No. 35 Dept, of Ore
gon, meets on second and fourth Sat
urdays of each month, ot 1:30 p. m.,
in the W. O. W. hall. Visitors wel
come.
H. W. Spear, Commander
Samuel Downs, Adjt.
American employers who have be
come accustomed to criticizing their
workmen for slackness and ineffi- I
ciency may find consolation in con-1
sidering Germany. The German
workman, formerly as docile and in I
dustrious as any in the world, has
W. R. C.
"laid down”. Before the war he
Corinith
Relief
Corps, No. 54 Dept,
worked ten hours a day. During the
of Oregon, meets on first and third
war he worked longer. Now he works
This is Some Hypocrisy
Friday evenings of each month, at
nominally eight hours a day, and
according to statements of certain
Franklin D. Roosevelt, Democratic 8 p. m., In the W. O. W. hall. Visitors
large employers, actually puts in a- candidate for Vice President, says welcome .
Minnie Johnson, President
bout six hours. One employer in Ber that the United States has in its vest
We’ll guarantee that no woman likes to
Elizabeth Conover, Secy.
lin says he is getting less work out pocket several votes in the league
work in a dust storm. It used to almost
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of 2000 men than he used to get out of nations assembly through the con
of 1400, though wages are quadrupl trol of other governments in thia
make us weep.
ed. More than that, he is "no longer hemisphere. “Until last week,” he
So we don’t do it now.
the boss of his own plant.”—News- said, “I have had two of them myself
Reporter.
and now’ Secretary Daniels has them.
Tuesday eve, 8 p. m.
We don’t weep at all.
We
clean
You know, I have had something to
Rebekak, Wednesday evening
The gas shortage question is caus do with the running of a couple of
and enjoy fresh air while doing it.
Camp 2-4, Thursday
ing motor owners to turn grey haired little republics. The fact is, that I
over night and what was a passing wrote Hayti's consitution myself;
Sweeping—broom sweeping— spoiled
fever of autoist unrest, threatens to and. if I do say it, I think it is a
our
curtains and made endless work for
become a permanent St. Vitus dance pretty good constitution."
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duster.
for the average car owner. At pres
And one of the fourteen points is
ent the recent difficulties are over, "self-determination of people!” Could
Cleaning— Electric Vacuum Cleaning—
at least for the timebeing, but the politicial hypocrisy go further than
is done in no time and satisfactorily. No
why of the past and the wherefore to pretend, on the one hand, that it
of the future may be gieaned from a stands for the liberation of peoples
dust from a sweeping storm left on the
few figures recently disclosed by the and on the other that through mil
furniture.
No double work.
' American Petroleum Institute. Ac- itary force it controls, and expects
| cording to this institution, there to control under the emancipating
For less than $2.50 a year for electricity
I were 314 barrels of crude oil for ev- league of nations, the representation
j ery car in th United States in 1911; of coerced little “republics” in the
we do our cleaning. The cost anti ^the
in 1920 there are about 50 barrels deliberations of that league?
ease and the results make us smile.
Tillamook Lodge No. 1260
i for each car. Certainly these are il
L. O. O. M. Meets every Fri-
luminating statistics. The pokester
A Real Bargain for Governor Cox
day at K. of P. Hall.
I has solved the situation by suggest-
S. A. Brodhead, Sec.
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Governor Cox is speaking in the
I resorting to the time honored horse spirit of the erstwhile Ohio Demo
and—. Seiiously the problem de cratic leader who, explaining an el Notice of Executor’3 Final Account.
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mands attention and the above men ection result, said: “------------------ ’em,
Notice Is hereby given that Jos
tioned society have recently address they bought us." Governor Cox re
ed a letter to the Society of United fers to "fabulous contributions,” a- ! eph Durrer, the undersigned execut
Automobile Engineers asking their mounting to "fifteen million dollars,” or of the estate of Barbara Babi, de
aid in devising cars which will give to the Republican campaign fund. ceased, has filed in the County Court
a maxiuni of mileage and use of min- His running mate calls it “thirty for Tillamok County, Oregon, his fin
al account, and that by order duly
iniun of gab.—Sun.
“Fabulous”,
therefore, made and entered, the said court has
million.”
seems to be a good word in this con-
Having had suffrage so long that nection. Why not propose to Gov- fixed the 4th day of October, 1920.
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it has become an old story Oregon ernr Cox to pay the Republicans ten at ten o’clock a. m. as the time, and
the
Court
House
of
Tillamook
Coun
women are not unduly excited over millions and take the Republican
last week’s ratification that made it campaign fund, t hus making five ty, Oregon, as the place, for the hear
unanimous, and indeed many of millions on the figures of Franklin ing of said final account.
Notice is further given that all
them are perhaps wondering what all Roosevelt? Governor Cox is a shrewd
the fuss is about. Women are voting business man and has accumulated a persons having objections to such ac
in so many states already that the few millions himself by dint of hard count must appear at said time and
novelty has worn off and it lias made work and saving the pennies: It is place and show cause it they can,
no particular difference in any of his best chance to get something out why the said final account should not
them. The upsetting predicted hus of his race, and while five millions be approved, and the said executor
not materialized, and it has been is a lot of money, twenty mil discharged.
Dated September 2, 1920.
found that women divide along po lions is more. Mr. Cox has as good
Joseph Durrer,
litical lines in about the some ratio a right as Colonel Bryan to make
Executor of the Estate of
as men and about the only difference politics pay.
Barbara, Babl, deceased.
is that total vote is somewhat in
creased. We have always had a sus
Platforms as Fly-Catchers
The Democratic presidential cand
picion that women suffrage was
idate says he will never, as President,
somewhat like the field on the other
(By William Hosier)
order American troops abroad with
side of the fence, which is always
Students of polite literature are a- out the consent of Congress, even af
the greenest, or the country across waiting the appearance of the Demo
the mountain range which was diffi cratic campaign book for a complete ter he has signed a contract agreeing
cult to reach, and have wondered if I collection of war epigrams of Wood- to do so. But there are many, many
much of the anxiety to obtain it was I row Wilson. Those to which we shall things Governor Cox will never do as
not because it was witheld. Exper i refer here, therefore, are subject to President.
ience in the states that have universal | revision on the appearance of the
Imitators of Colonel Roosevelt’s
it has been granted the women have volume.
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campaign strenuoslty should keep in
accepteu n as a matter of course and
There is one which ran: "Peace mind that fact that the colonel’s str-
have made no particular effort to i without Victory.” In the immutable
suffrage suggests this, because once working out of events, its purport enuosity was not confined to his jaw
wield an influence such as was sug got somewhat twisted, so that we bone.
gested by the methods of their mili now have, instead of “Peace without
tant leaders. And speaking of these I Victory,” "Victory without Peace.”
Cannery will be in operation at Tillamook as soon
leaders, what is to become of them?
Then there was “self-determina
With no more picketing necessary, tion,” from which, in the shuffle of I
berry season opens.
huger strikes out of fashion and hav events at Paris, Ireland. Egypt, Ind
ing obtained what they professed to ia, Shantung and Korea w’ere left out
greatly desire, to what will they turn altogther. Another group became
their attention now? Habits are hard mandatories, a mandatory being a
to break, and it is difficult to imagine state which has secured “self” de
these estimable ladies, now that they termination through the determina-
have attained their end, settling tion of somebody else.
ARD milkers or
down to a peaceful existence and en
"Open covenant openly arrived at”
c;. ,y milkers—
joyment of the inestimable boon of recall how’ thi> Versailles treaty was
r.
it:: cr c?.’m cows
going to a polling place every year made by three men sitting in a close
-lar^cor small teats—
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or two and puzzling whether high- ly guarded chamber about whose de
even i r uneven utloc
sounding slogans opposite certain liberations not a single word has ev
y are all alike .o
names really mean what they say. j er been published.
the Errnira. It milks
Will they do it, or to what will they |
FOR THE INDIVIDUAL AND FOR THE STATE
Aso. “Freedom of the seas.” The
Jicr.i
Anti Empire
next direct their energies? In de- humor of this appealed even to Mr.
teatci'i
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Elay
<>a
with
A
Person
with No Education has but One Chance in
pendent.
Wilson, who remarked: “That is a
out
surcingle.«
150,000
to
Render Distinguish Service to the Public
joke on me." the league of nations,
larncsc.
With Common School Education
4 Chances
you understand, being a joke on the
Can This Be True?
With High School Education.... 87 Chances
people of the United States.
There are a lot more, which escape
With College Education............... 800 Chances
Detailed statistics on the tremend
ous increase of the cost of living us just now, but one stands out clear !
Are You Giving Your Child Pis Chance ?
from December, 1914. to June, 1920.« I ly from away back in those days I
THOSE
STATES ARE WEALTH I EST| THAT HAVE INVESTED
when
Woodrow
was
first
beginning
showing increases of from 11 Oto 1'16
-,y AAc
MOST IN EDUCATION-
per cent in every article of necessity, his reign.
>•■ z equipped with our
"Political platforms.” said Mr. Wil
have been received here from the
_r-Si> tola Pi, ton-
tor. I.' wearing
Bureau of Labor Statistics of the De son, "are molasses to catch flies
> L-.-k v.'...t".:::i. It
with.”
partment of Labor in Washington.
t teat cttpi with
Though a “Liberal and Practical Education pre
We, fellow citizens, were the ties.
The articles considered as neces
> reguL r’ty. Cows
pares the Young Man and Young Woman for
sities in the compilation of costs are And how we got beautifully caught
kroothe ;.- :nlquiets
Useful Citizenship ami Successful Careers« in
food, male and female clothing, hous Wilson and Cox have now spread a-
tit ; i > greater
ing. fuel and light, furniture and nother mess of molasses. Are we go
•no increases
AGRICULTURE
ENGINEERING
MINING
furnishings and miscellaneous. Cities ing to be caught again?
n.
HOME ECONOMICS COMMERCE
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PHARMACY
elected as representatives of the var
FORESTRY
VACATIONAL EDUCATION
> this
ious sections are New York, C'lilcago.
Dreaming. Dreaming.
machino r, >
■'ii wish,
_..e Training Includes PHYSICAL EDUCATION,
Detroit. Baltimore. Boston, Norfolk,
rbono n •
bî
MUSIC, ENGLISH, MODERN LANGUAGE, ART and
the machine to y
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¡•hidadephia, Seattle, Denver. San
From Cox headquarters at Columb
farm; r.o obligation.
the Other Essentials of a Standard Technical
Francisco and Scranton, Pa.
us, Ohio, comes the following: "Tom
College Course,
The total average increase in New Taggart made the public prediction
York during the five years and six at South Bend and Indian’s elect li
J. BURCHARD
FALL TERM OPENS SEPTEMBER 20, 1920. TUITION IS FREE.
months ended June 30 of this year ai vote would be found this fall in
FOR INFORMATION WRITE TO
was 119.2. with an Increase fr.uu the Democratic chairman.” The day
THE
REGIST
AR,
Oregon Agricultural College, Corvallis, Ore.
103.21 to 119.2. or over 1G ter cent, before the election of 1904, Mr. Tag
in the first six months of 1920. To gart, then Democratic national chair
tal average increase .»f Individual mart, issued a prediction that Park
article! during the five i.nd a halt er would carry Indian by huge plur
years are as follows: Food 105.S: ality. Roosevelt's plurality was near
male clothing. 220.8; women’s cloth ly 100.000 in a state that had ne
ing. 258.8; housing. 32.4; fuel and ver before been carried by any poli
light, 60.1; furniture and furnish tical party by more than 50.000. If
ings. 205.1. and miscellaneous, 111.9. this is a fair ample of the "dope" on
Financial papers state that crude I which the Cox management is work
rubber is lowest on record, wool Is ing itself into a hope of victory, it
below pre-war figure and silk is sel is evident there is going to be a rude
ling at new low prices. Also labor awakening of the dreams thus pro
is becoming more plentiful and some duced, on election day.
jections report that men are again
Some ot the more thougtoful Dem
•ctually looking for and willin j to
ocrat! are beginning to wtib that
work.
Thia d<HM not indiaate the oomiag 1 their candidate had stayed not mere
of bard Ua«a or aagthlag ilka that ly on the poreh, bat aader the poreh.
Sweep and Weep
or
Clean and Smile
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THE COUNTY.
See Us for Prices Before Ordering Elsewhere.
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will buy your
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Just Starting in Business.
Your patronage will be highly appreciated.
Prompt Attention to all Orders.
Al! Cows Are
to the
Tcmpory Phone Wagoner’s Cigar Store.
Both Phones.
says the Good Judge
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In a little of the Real To
bacco Chew, than you ever
got out of the ordinary kind.
The good rich taste lasts so
long you don’t need a fresh
chew nearly as often—that’s
why it costs you less to chew
this class of tobacco.
Tillamook, Oregon,
)UCATI0N PAYS
Oregon Agricultural «College
Any man who uses the Real
Tobacco Chew will tell you
that.
Put up in two styles
W-B C’ TT is a long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
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