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A big-scale road test on
3,200 tubes
Coaxing You to Smile.
Her Explanation.
"Bessie,” said her mother, "why
is it that you and your small brother
ire always quarreling?"
“I don’t know,” returned the child,
"unless I take after you and he takes
after papa."
H \th athnowUêgntt944 to
C. B*
Here's where we
call a spade just <ha£
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Force of Habit.
How Firestone
puts the miles
in — and then
proves it—not
at YOUR ex
pense
“We will now sing Number 158.”
-aid the minister in closing the ser
vice,
• That line is busy now. We will
call you.” snapped the telephone op
erator who just awoke frem her nap.
y/
Not Solid. Evidently.
The witness for the defense was
being cross-examined. In answer to
a question put by counsel, instead of
peaking, he nodded his head.
Whereupon the court stenographer
who was not looking at the witness,
del.landed: “Answer that question.”
¡'he witness replied: “I did answ
er it, I nodded my head.”
“Yes,” was the retort. “I heard it
. attic, but could not tell whether it
Aus up and down or from side to
side.”
Firestone
STY! [Universal
No Mistaking the Language.
No other tubes in the world are road tested
on so big a scale as Firestones. The Yellow
Cab Company of Chicago uses Firestone
Tubes exclusively on its 8C0 taxi cabs. The
service of these tubes i4 checked constantly
■—improvements and developments are
arrived at.
Firestone puts the best in materials into
tubes by establishing purchasing experts at
Singapore, center of the world’s rubber
market. Firestone puts the best in work
manship into tubes by organizing the crack
manufacturing organization of the industry
on a profit-sharing basis.
By close watching of a large number of
tubes in service—not confined to isolated
instances, the conclusions are accurate and
definite.
And then subjects the finished product to
this big-scale road test—in order to get you
more for your tube money and more miles
out of your tires. And yet Firestone Tubtj
cost r.o more than the ordinary kind.
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Citation.
and the settlement thereof.
Dated this July 1st, 1920.
In the County Court of the State
John William Jennings,
of Oregon for Tillamook County.
Administrator
In the Matter of the Estate of B.
Notice for Bids.
Irndorf, deceased.
To Anna Abplanalp, Magdalena
Notice is hereby given that the
Koenig, Freida Seiler, Alixes Cleon,
Louis Cleon and Lena Margrite Cic- Board of Directors of School District
>n,, heirs at law of B. Irndorf, De No 21 of Sand Lake, Ore., will up to
teased, and E. J. Gienger, Adnilnis- 1 o’clock on the 15th day of July,
.rator ol the Estate of Alice Kath- 1920, receive bids for the erection
•ina Balmer, Deceased and E. J. of the new High School building
lienger, Administrator of the Estate complete including foundation as
•t Margiite Cleon, Deceased, greet- per specification on file with the
District Clerk and School Superot
h«:
You aid each of you are hereby endent’s office. Each bid to be ac-
ited and required to appear in the companied by a certified check for
bove eititled Court and cause on 10 per cent of thj amount of the
>e 19thday of August, 1920, at 10 bid.
The contractor will be required to
i nr. on raid date, to show cause, if
ay ihertbe, why and order should give a good and sufficient bond.
The Board of Directors reserve all
nt be male and entered herein, auth-
cizing aid enpowering M. Ablanalp, right to reject any one or all bids.
T. A. Gerdes, Clerk.
dminlstatior, to sell at private sale,
H. A. Brandt, Chairman.
ft- cash, o the highest bidder, in the
miiner required by law, all the
rtht titli and interest of yourselves
art of tUs estate in and to the fol-
la ing decribed real property, being
siiiated h Tillamook County, Oreg-
oi to-wi:
The Vest half of the Southwest
qurter if Section twenty seven, the
Nctheat quarter of the Southeast
qurter if Section twenty eight, and
bejnnitK at the Northeast corner
of the Soultieast quarter of the I
Sotheast quarter of Section twenty
eigt, and running thence South on
secon line forty rods; thence West
twdtyfour rods ; thence north forty
rod to the north line of the south-
eastjiiarter of the southeast quarter
of fill section twenty eight; and
their east to the place of beginning,
contning six acres; also the north
half f the northwest quarter of sec-
tion ilrty four, all in township two
Hout r of range nine West, and con-
tain g 206 acres.
If ou' fail to appear and flmw
such ause, said order will be duly
madAnd entered.
Th: citation is made by authority
of th«lon. A. M. Hare, the Judge of
the apve entitled Court in accord
ance t an order duly made and en
tered n the 25th day of June, 1920.
Wltess my hand and th»- seal of
the stfl Court
June. J)20.
(Seal)
Homer Mason,
Cleri of the County Court of the
State o Oregon, for Tillamook coun
ty
y H. S. Brimhall. Deputy.
Administrator’s Notice to Creditors.
Notice is hereby given that the
undersigned, D. A. Browne, by an
order of the County Court for Tilla
mook County, Oregon, has been duly
appointed executor of the estate of
Thomas P. Browne, deceased. Notice
is further given that all persons hav
ing claims against the said estate
must present the same, duly verified,
with proper vouches, to the under
signed or to his attorney, S. S. John
son, at Tillamook, Oregon, on or be-
foro six mnths from this date,
D. A. Browne,
Administrator of the Estate of
Thomas P. Browne, deceased.
July 8, 1920.
Notice to Water Consumers
Sprinkling will be permitted free
of charge under the following con
ditions: from 5 p. m. until 9 p. m.
each day all east of 2nd Ave sprinkl
ing on Monday, Wednesday and Fri
day; all west of 2nd Ave E, Tuesday,
Thursday and Saturday. All water
to be turned off in case of fire. Sprin
klers found running after 9 p. m..
water will be turned off and sprinkl
ing right will be cancelled for rest
of season.
By order of Tillamook Water Com
mission, June 14, 1920.
By.E. D. Hoag, Supt.
Take Notice
OF INTEREST TO HOLSTEIN
BREEDERS,
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President Wilson Commutes Sentenc
on Millionaire Who Defrauded
Breeders.
Chicago.—~ Judge Keneshaw M.
Landis, in a statement addressed
from the bench to members of the
bar, criticized the action of Preeid-
ent Wilson in commuting the sent-
ence of James DorBey, reputed mil
ionaire cattle man of Gilbert, Ill.,
from eight years to four.
“I wondet what frame of mind he
must have be“n in to cut such a sen
tence,” said the judge.
Dorsey was convicted of selling 12,
000 head head of cattle, which he
used the mails to advertise as full-
blooded Holsteins. When the animals
were delivered it developed they were
common stock.
It was also charged by the federal
government that the cattle were dis-
eased.
“This millionaire cattl? king was
sentenced some time ago to serve
eight years in the federal prison for
using the mails to sell tubercular
cattle throughout the west,” Judge
Landis said. ‘‘I want to make a
statement of this case to the bar.
"This man Dorsey sold about 12.-
000 head of cattle a year, and made
about $120,000 a year. The indict
ments charged with him with misuse
of the mails for this purpose. He ad
vertised through the mails that the
cattle were full-bred' Holsteins and
that the purchasers would be given
certificates showing that all federal
and state laws in tegard to the sale
of full bred cattle had beqn complied
with.
"Dorsey hired an old horse doctor
who would sign blank test certifl-
cates, and other clerks would fill
them out. An avalanche of com-
plaints was received about the cattle
from Mexico to Alaska.
“Finally hV was brought to trial
and was sentenced to eight years in
the penitentiary. Sentence was af
firmed by the court of appeals, but
was stayed a number of times. Fin
ally, through the oversight of some
one. Dorsey was placed in the penit
entiary.”
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It may be well for the Holstein
Broders Association to ascertain whe
ther Dorsey was succesaful in carry
ing his operations into this county,
for it is reported that some Holstein
cattle shipped to Tillamook as full-
blooded Holsteins did not come up to
expectations.
Anyway.
President
Wilson is no friend of the pure-
blooded breeders associations when
he reduced the sentence of a crook
like Dorsey.
This is to give notice that no tress
passing or fishing is allowed on the
William Ryan farm and the Reeher
farm on the Wilson River, and per
ftt ice of Final Account
son« who do so will be prosecuted to
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Notict is hereby given, that the the full extent of the law.
William Ryan.
nndemified has filed his final ac-
fount aHidmlnistrator of the Estate
Restan rant Open At Rockaway.
of Willii i«t H. Perry, deceased, in the
County hurt of Tillamook County. '
The Eimore Annex Restaurant,
Oregon. , bd that Mid Court has ap- ,
Hay for Sale
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sd londay, August Ind. 1920,' nett to the Elmore Hotel, ia now
pointed
Vetch Hay for sale. Apply to W.
• hurt House in Tillamook ■ Open for the season. Chicken dinner
at th«
. City. ( Or Aon, nt the hour of 10 o’* e»rvvd 8 fi ml aye from 1 to » p. m.
A. Yocom, BaMston, Or. Phone Hh»r-
SpMtal «ttenUon given parties on Idaa 14424.
clock i a. t ns the time and place for
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< .trf
hearing Het tons to m M sewMiBt, reservation. "Qaality our Mott«.**
He was dressed stylishly and he
walked up to the railway booking of
fice and asked for a "seaman's re
turn.”
"We only issue them to seamen,
sir,” was the reply.
“Why,” burst forth from the oth
er's lips, “you leather-necked, swivel-
eyed son of a sea cook, if you feel
my starboard boom running foul at
your headlights, you'll haul in your
jaw tackle a bit, and then—”
"Give him a ticket, quick,” shout
ed the train master . “He's one.”
' poor TURKISH tobacco.
• • •
WHICH IS less expensive.
• • •
AND NOT so good.
THE POET says a rose.
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BY ANY other name.
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WOULD SMELL as sweet.
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AND THAT'S all right.
• • •
BUT CALLING.
see
SOMETHING ELSE a rose.
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WON'T CHANGE its smell.
• • •
OF COURSE not.
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AND I'M not knocking.
• • •
BUT JUST telling you.
• • •
RIGHT OUT.
• • •
THAT THERE are only.
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THREE GRADES.
• • •
OF TURKISH tobacco.
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FIRST, GOOD Turkish.
• • •
WHICH IS mighty good.
• • •
ANO ALSO expensive.
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•
•
a
AND THIRD, tobacco.
•
a
a
CALLED TURKISH, which.
a
a
a
NEVER SAW Turkey.
a
a
a
BUT GREW thousands«
a
a
a
OF MILES away.
a
a
a
AND DOESN’T even.
•
•
a
TASTE LIKE Turkish.
...
AND IT'S the good Turkish.
a
a
•
THAT’S REALLY fiom Turkey.
a
a
a
THAT YOU get.
a
a
a
IN THE cigarettes.
a
a
a
THAT SATISFY.
a
'
a
a
UR resident buyers in Turkey
are experts. They know vm
O want
the best—and we get it. And
the same with Domestic leaf. Blend
them together — by that can’t-b«-
copied method — and you get a
smoke that actually does “«atii/y.”
•
AND 8ECOND.
• • •
It All Depends.
When James A. Garfield was presi
dent of Hirnia college a man brought
up his son to be entered as a student.
He wanted the boy to take a course I
shorter than the regular one.
Aly sot: can never take all those
studies," said the father. "He wants
to get through more quickly, Can't
you arrange it for him?”
“Oil, yes,” said Mr. Garfield. “He
can take a shorter course; it all de
pends on what you want to make of
him. When God wants to make an
oak he takes 100 years, but he takes
*>nly two months to make a squash,”
Laugh.
Build- for yourself a strong box.
Fashion each part with care;
Fit it with hasp and padlock,
Put all your troubles there.
Hide therein all your failures.
And each bitter cup of quaff;
Lock all your heartaches within it,
Then sit on the lid and laugh.
Tell no one of itF contents.
Never its secrets share;
Drop in your cares and your worries.
Keep them forever there.
Hide them from sight so completely
Solvency.
The world will never dream half;
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Fasten the top down securely
Take this advice: Don’t go in Then sit on the lid and laugh.
debt! Your solvency’s your one best
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bet. Far better drive a Henry car,
A Real Artist.
that breaks a slat at every jar, that
Some of the workmen on the new
backs when you would have it pull,
Christian church biuldings were
and know it's yours, paid in full,
complimenting Rev. Brink on his a
than journey in a fine sedan that’s
bility to help out in about any place j
bought on the installment plan. Far
necessary. He gracefully admitted |
better wear a HUit of duck on which
that he was pretty handy man, but i
you've paid the final buck, than go
said his skill was nothing compared
around in brave array while tailors
to that of a stone cutter he once
clamor for their pay. Far better in
knew. The curiouq part of it wa-
a cabin dwell, in some remote, sel-
that the mason was a nigger who i
cluded dell, than occupy a gilded hall
had
only one arm.
where bailiffs with their warrants
"How does he manage it if he has
call. There’s naught contributes,
only cne arm?” questioned one of the
you will find, more strongly to your
men.
peace of mind than being in a place
"Why," said Brink, "he holds his
to say, "No man can dun me for his
chisel between his teeth and hits
pay; I owe no kopecks, far or near,
himself behind the head with the
my bills are paid, my record clear.”
I’ve tried both plans, and so I know; hammer.”
al kinds of bills 1 used to owe. and
lawyers chased me through the town,
A prosperous farmer has gained
and stern collectors ran me down. | the reputation of being the stingiest
And life was then a sad affair, of I man in his town and consequently is
walking floors and tearing hair. But not a general favorite with his nelg
now I pay for bed and board, and buy hbors.
He owns an old horse which to put
no junk I can't afford, and life is
like a pleasant dream, or liken short it mildly, is very thin. As if to make
cake soaked in cream. Walt Mason. I up for lack of flesh on its body, how
ever. the animal has a bead many
sizes too large. The other week lie
An Invocation
went to tile expense of a new collar
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for the animal. A few minutes after
"Senator LaFollette may bolt.”
llie delivery lie w as back at I lie sad-
(Daily Paper.)
' dler’s with the collar.
Bolt, LaFollett! Come bolt away! !
lie
"Don't you know nothin?
Bolt by night, and bolt by day.
blurted out. "You’ve made it. too
No body cares what you do or don’t. ■ small. I can’t get ft over Ills head!”
Nobody cares what you will >r won't.
"Over Iiis bend?” replied the snd-
Bolt like a fiery untamed coll
dlei. “Mun alive, It wasn't made to
Bolt like a hen with feather amc-ult go over his head. Back liim into It!” I
Bolt, consarn ye, BOLT!
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Darn good thing it ye did git out-
'Tain t th’ Same.
Take a short cut to the water-spout.
Bag. and baggage, and all your stuff. i Guess my tackle is th' best
Jazz, gas-teak, zip-boom and bluff
Rod o’ateel an’ fancy flies;
Who doesn't laugh at your jar and Lines that stand th’ toughest lest,
jolt.
Reels enough for every size,
Rich man, poor man, wise-man, dolt? Yet when I a-fisbin’ go
Bolt, consarn ye, BOLT!
An’ recall th’ early fame
There’s no place for the likes of ye Of a boy I used know.
'Tain’t th’ same.
Here in the ranks of the G. O. P.
We've no use for a bloniniin’ Toot.
1 iJseter own a hickory rod.
Nobody gives a Tinker’s Hoot
Hook. cork, sinker nothin’ more;
Whether or not you loose your holt, ' Useter turn th’ garden sod
Whether you do or don't revolt—-
After work ’lonslde th' door;
Bolt, consarn ye, BOLT!
Useter angle in th' brook,
Speckle trout aroun' me came,
Seemed to hanker for my hook
Announcement,
'Tain t th’ same.
o
I hereby announce myself an in There I’d sit an' fish an' fish.
dependent candidate for the office of
Starin' at th' quiet pool;
District Attorney tor Tillamook Sit an’ watch, an’ wait, an’ wish—
Quite forgettin’ home an’ school,
Ccouty.
S. S. Johnson.
1 Often caught a lickin’, my!
Dad was quick to place th’ blame!
Flshin’ cost this youngster high—
For Sale.
I
’Tain’t th’ same.
Hercules hot water and Hteam heat- Flshln’, an’ inventin’ tales-
Ing plant and fittings, in good shape.
Kindo' skatin’ round the truth,
Sealed bids to be received by district Is a sport that never stales
clerk within thirty days from date of
In the golden day o’youth.
notice. Reserve right to reject any Got th’ tackle that’s the best,
or all blds.
Yet th’ sport seems gettln' tame;
July I, l»20.
What’s th’ tackle, ’thout’ th’ lest?
Ruby 8. Lommen, Diet, clerk,
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’Tsln't th’ same.
Di»t. No. 24, Bal« »«hool
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TRUCKS for SALE
1 3-ton’Selden, Continental Motor, new,
cost $4,100, $2,750.
1 lj-ton Selden, Continental Motor, front
tires pneumatic, never been used,
$2,150.
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Call WALTER NELSON,
Mutual Phone, or one mlie north of
town
Tillamook Headlight-$2.00 per year,
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