I i A big-scale road test on 3,200 tubes Coaxing You to Smile. Her Explanation. "Bessie,” said her mother, "why is it that you and your small brother ire always quarreling?" “I don’t know,” returned the child, "unless I take after you and he takes after papa." H \th athnowUêgntt944 to C. B* Here's where we call a spade just n,, heirs at law of B. Irndorf, De­ No 21 of Sand Lake, Ore., will up to teased, and E. J. Gienger, Adnilnis- 1 o’clock on the 15th day of July, .rator ol the Estate of Alice Kath- 1920, receive bids for the erection •ina Balmer, Deceased and E. J. of the new High School building lienger, Administrator of the Estate complete including foundation as •t Margiite Cleon, Deceased, greet- per specification on file with the District Clerk and School Superot­ h«: You aid each of you are hereby endent’s office. Each bid to be ac- ited and required to appear in the companied by a certified check for bove eititled Court and cause on 10 per cent of thj amount of the >e 19thday of August, 1920, at 10 bid. The contractor will be required to i nr. on raid date, to show cause, if ay ihertbe, why and order should give a good and sufficient bond. The Board of Directors reserve all nt be male and entered herein, auth- cizing aid enpowering M. Ablanalp, right to reject any one or all bids. T. A. Gerdes, Clerk. dminlstatior, to sell at private sale, H. A. Brandt, Chairman. ft- cash, o the highest bidder, in the miiner required by law, all the rtht titli and interest of yourselves art of tUs estate in and to the fol- la ing decribed real property, being siiiated h Tillamook County, Oreg- oi to-wi: The Vest half of the Southwest qurter if Section twenty seven, the Nctheat quarter of the Southeast qurter if Section twenty eight, and bejnnitK at the Northeast corner of the Soultieast quarter of the I Sotheast quarter of Section twenty eigt, and running thence South on secon line forty rods; thence West twdtyfour rods ; thence north forty rod to the north line of the south- eastjiiarter of the southeast quarter of fill section twenty eight; and their east to the place of beginning, contning six acres; also the north half f the northwest quarter of sec- tion ilrty four, all in township two Hout r of range nine West, and con- tain g 206 acres. If ou' fail to appear and flmw such ause, said order will be duly madAnd entered. Th: citation is made by authority of th«lon. A. M. Hare, the Judge of the apve entitled Court in accord­ ance t an order duly made and en­ tered n the 25th day of June, 1920. Wltess my hand and th»- seal of the stfl Court June. J)20. (Seal) Homer Mason, Cleri of the County Court of the State o Oregon, for Tillamook coun­ ty y H. S. Brimhall. Deputy. Administrator’s Notice to Creditors. Notice is hereby given that the undersigned, D. A. Browne, by an order of the County Court for Tilla­ mook County, Oregon, has been duly appointed executor of the estate of Thomas P. Browne, deceased. Notice is further given that all persons hav­ ing claims against the said estate must present the same, duly verified, with proper vouches, to the under­ signed or to his attorney, S. S. John­ son, at Tillamook, Oregon, on or be- foro six mnths from this date, D. A. Browne, Administrator of the Estate of Thomas P. Browne, deceased. July 8, 1920. Notice to Water Consumers Sprinkling will be permitted free of charge under the following con­ ditions: from 5 p. m. until 9 p. m. each day all east of 2nd Ave sprinkl­ ing on Monday, Wednesday and Fri­ day; all west of 2nd Ave E, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. All water to be turned off in case of fire. Sprin­ klers found running after 9 p. m.. water will be turned off and sprinkl­ ing right will be cancelled for rest of season. By order of Tillamook Water Com­ mission, June 14, 1920. By.E. D. Hoag, Supt. Take Notice OF INTEREST TO HOLSTEIN BREEDERS, ------- o------- President Wilson Commutes Sentenc on Millionaire Who Defrauded Breeders. Chicago.—~ Judge Keneshaw M. Landis, in a statement addressed from the bench to members of the bar, criticized the action of Preeid- ent Wilson in commuting the sent- ence of James DorBey, reputed mil­ ionaire cattle man of Gilbert, Ill., from eight years to four. “I wondet what frame of mind he must have be“n in to cut such a sen­ tence,” said the judge. Dorsey was convicted of selling 12, 000 head head of cattle, which he used the mails to advertise as full- blooded Holsteins. When the animals were delivered it developed they were common stock. It was also charged by the federal government that the cattle were dis- eased. “This millionaire cattl? king was sentenced some time ago to serve eight years in the federal prison for using the mails to sell tubercular cattle throughout the west,” Judge Landis said. ‘‘I want to make a statement of this case to the bar. "This man Dorsey sold about 12.- 000 head of cattle a year, and made about $120,000 a year. The indict­ ments charged with him with misuse of the mails for this purpose. He ad­ vertised through the mails that the cattle were full-bred' Holsteins and that the purchasers would be given certificates showing that all federal and state laws in tegard to the sale of full bred cattle had beqn complied with. "Dorsey hired an old horse doctor who would sign blank test certifl- cates, and other clerks would fill them out. An avalanche of com- plaints was received about the cattle from Mexico to Alaska. “Finally hV was brought to trial and was sentenced to eight years in the penitentiary. Sentence was af­ firmed by the court of appeals, but was stayed a number of times. Fin­ ally, through the oversight of some­ one. Dorsey was placed in the penit­ entiary.” i ------- •------- It may be well for the Holstein Broders Association to ascertain whe­ ther Dorsey was succesaful in carry­ ing his operations into this county, for it is reported that some Holstein cattle shipped to Tillamook as full- blooded Holsteins did not come up to expectations. Anyway. President Wilson is no friend of the pure- blooded breeders associations when he reduced the sentence of a crook like Dorsey. This is to give notice that no tress­ passing or fishing is allowed on the William Ryan farm and the Reeher farm on the Wilson River, and per­ ftt ice of Final Account son« who do so will be prosecuted to ■ - -o------- Notict is hereby given, that the the full extent of the law. William Ryan. nndemified has filed his final ac- fount aHidmlnistrator of the Estate Restan rant Open At Rockaway. of Willii i«t H. Perry, deceased, in the County hurt of Tillamook County. ' The Eimore Annex Restaurant, Oregon. , bd that Mid Court has ap- , Hay for Sale ------ o------ sd londay, August Ind. 1920,' nett to the Elmore Hotel, ia now pointed Vetch Hay for sale. Apply to W. • hurt House in Tillamook ■ Open for the season. Chicken dinner at th« . City. ( Or Aon, nt the hour of 10 o’* e»rvvd 8 fi ml aye from 1 to » p. m. A. Yocom, BaMston, Or. Phone Hh»r- SpMtal «ttenUon given parties on Idaa 14424. clock i a. t ns the time and place for -*■ < .trf hearing Het tons to m M sewMiBt, reservation. "Qaality our Mott«.** He was dressed stylishly and he walked up to the railway booking of­ fice and asked for a "seaman's re­ turn.” "We only issue them to seamen, sir,” was the reply. “Why,” burst forth from the oth­ er's lips, “you leather-necked, swivel- eyed son of a sea cook, if you feel my starboard boom running foul at your headlights, you'll haul in your jaw tackle a bit, and then—” "Give him a ticket, quick,” shout­ ed the train master . “He's one.” ' poor TURKISH tobacco. • • • WHICH IS less expensive. • • • AND NOT so good. THE POET says a rose. • • • BY ANY other name. • • • WOULD SMELL as sweet. • • • AND THAT'S all right. • • • BUT CALLING. see SOMETHING ELSE a rose. • • • WON'T CHANGE its smell. • • • OF COURSE not. • • • AND I'M not knocking. • • • BUT JUST telling you. • • • RIGHT OUT. • • • THAT THERE are only. • • • THREE GRADES. • • • OF TURKISH tobacco. • • • FIRST, GOOD Turkish. • • • WHICH IS mighty good. • • • ANO ALSO expensive. e • • • a AND THIRD, tobacco. • a a CALLED TURKISH, which. a a a NEVER SAW Turkey. a a a BUT GREW thousands« a a a OF MILES away. a a a AND DOESN’T even. • • a TASTE LIKE Turkish. ... AND IT'S the good Turkish. a a • THAT’S REALLY fiom Turkey. a a a THAT YOU get. a a a IN THE cigarettes. a a a THAT SATISFY. a ' a a UR resident buyers in Turkey are experts. They know vm O want the best—and we get it. And the same with Domestic leaf. Blend them together — by that can’t-b«- copied method — and you get a smoke that actually does “«atii/y.” • AND 8ECOND. • • • It All Depends. When James A. Garfield was presi­ dent of Hirnia college a man brought up his son to be entered as a student. He wanted the boy to take a course I shorter than the regular one. Aly sot: can never take all those studies," said the father. "He wants to get through more quickly, Can't you arrange it for him?” “Oil, yes,” said Mr. Garfield. “He can take a shorter course; it all de­ pends on what you want to make of him. When God wants to make an oak he takes 100 years, but he takes *>nly two months to make a squash,” Laugh. Build- for yourself a strong box. Fashion each part with care; Fit it with hasp and padlock, Put all your troubles there. Hide therein all your failures. And each bitter cup of quaff; Lock all your heartaches within it, Then sit on the lid and laugh. Tell no one of itF contents. Never its secrets share; Drop in your cares and your worries. Keep them forever there. Hide them from sight so completely Solvency. The world will never dream half; ------- o—■ Fasten the top down securely Take this advice: Don’t go in Then sit on the lid and laugh. debt! Your solvency’s your one best ------ o------ - bet. Far better drive a Henry car, A Real Artist. that breaks a slat at every jar, that Some of the workmen on the new backs when you would have it pull, Christian church biuldings were and know it's yours, paid in full, complimenting Rev. Brink on his a than journey in a fine sedan that’s bility to help out in about any place j bought on the installment plan. Far necessary. He gracefully admitted | better wear a HUit of duck on which that he was pretty handy man, but i you've paid the final buck, than go said his skill was nothing compared around in brave array while tailors to that of a stone cutter he once clamor for their pay. Far better in knew. The curiouq part of it wa- a cabin dwell, in some remote, sel- that the mason was a nigger who i cluded dell, than occupy a gilded hall had only one arm. where bailiffs with their warrants "How does he manage it if he has call. There’s naught contributes, only cne arm?” questioned one of the you will find, more strongly to your men. peace of mind than being in a place "Why," said Brink, "he holds his to say, "No man can dun me for his chisel between his teeth and hits pay; I owe no kopecks, far or near, himself behind the head with the my bills are paid, my record clear.” I’ve tried both plans, and so I know; hammer.” al kinds of bills 1 used to owe. and lawyers chased me through the town, A prosperous farmer has gained and stern collectors ran me down. | the reputation of being the stingiest And life was then a sad affair, of I man in his town and consequently is walking floors and tearing hair. But not a general favorite with his nelg now I pay for bed and board, and buy hbors. He owns an old horse which to put no junk I can't afford, and life is like a pleasant dream, or liken short­ it mildly, is very thin. As if to make cake soaked in cream. Walt Mason. I up for lack of flesh on its body, how­ ever. the animal has a bead many sizes too large. The other week lie An Invocation went to tile expense of a new collar ------- o........ for the animal. A few minutes after "Senator LaFollette may bolt.” llie delivery lie w as back at I lie sad- (Daily Paper.) ' dler’s with the collar. Bolt, LaFollett! Come bolt away! ! lie "Don't you know nothin? Bolt by night, and bolt by day. blurted out. "You’ve made it. too No body cares what you do or don’t. ■ small. I can’t get ft over Ills head!” Nobody cares what you will >r won't. "Over Iiis bend?” replied the snd- Bolt like a fiery untamed coll dlei. “Mun alive, It wasn't made to Bolt like a hen with feather amc-ult go over his head. Back liim into It!” I Bolt, consarn ye, BOLT! ------- o------- Darn good thing it ye did git out- 'Tain t th’ Same. Take a short cut to the water-spout. Bag. and baggage, and all your stuff. i Guess my tackle is th' best Jazz, gas-teak, zip-boom and bluff Rod o’ateel an’ fancy flies; Who doesn't laugh at your jar and Lines that stand th’ toughest lest, jolt. Reels enough for every size, Rich man, poor man, wise-man, dolt? Yet when I a-fisbin’ go Bolt, consarn ye, BOLT! An’ recall th’ early fame There’s no place for the likes of ye Of a boy I used know. 'Tain’t th’ same. Here in the ranks of the G. O. P. We've no use for a bloniniin’ Toot. 1 iJseter own a hickory rod. Nobody gives a Tinker’s Hoot Hook. cork, sinker nothin’ more; Whether or not you loose your holt, ' Useter turn th’ garden sod Whether you do or don't revolt—- After work ’lonslde th' door; Bolt, consarn ye, BOLT! Useter angle in th' brook, Speckle trout aroun' me came, Seemed to hanker for my hook Announcement, 'Tain t th’ same. o I hereby announce myself an in­ There I’d sit an' fish an' fish. dependent candidate for the office of Starin' at th' quiet pool; District Attorney tor Tillamook Sit an’ watch, an’ wait, an’ wish— Quite forgettin’ home an’ school, Ccouty. S. S. Johnson. 1 Often caught a lickin’, my! Dad was quick to place th’ blame! Flshin’ cost this youngster high— For Sale. I ’Tain’t th’ same. Hercules hot water and Hteam heat- Flshln’, an’ inventin’ tales- Ing plant and fittings, in good shape. Kindo' skatin’ round the truth, Sealed bids to be received by district Is a sport that never stales clerk within thirty days from date of In the golden day o’youth. notice. Reserve right to reject any Got th’ tackle that’s the best, or all blds. Yet th’ sport seems gettln' tame; July I, l»20. What’s th’ tackle, ’thout’ th’ lest? Ruby 8. Lommen, Diet, clerk, I ’Tsln't th’ same. Di»t. 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Local Representative FRED CHRISTENSEN, Care Tillamook Hotel, Tillamook, Or. TRUCKS for SALE 1 3-ton’Selden, Continental Motor, new, cost $4,100, $2,750. 1 lj-ton Selden, Continental Motor, front tires pneumatic, never been used, $2,150. r Call WALTER NELSON, Mutual Phone, or one mlie north of town Tillamook Headlight-$2.00 per year, ■