lGHT JUNE 3, 1920. Letters to the L ------ 0------ \ At the Public Library, i Portland-Tillamook’Auto Stage ------- o------- stage role, and stoic- 1 resource, though the .yway it has been ex ating to go with him e trail across the dark- •f education.” Living thing and we do like ners “make of it all.” »or something of Trollope's amuel Butlers The Way of *, on page five I find this: . Edward,” said my father •e severity, “we must judge so much by what they do, hat they make us feel that theW ve it in them to do. If a man < L done enough either in paint- ing, lin. ifl ,1c, or the affairs of life, to make me feel tha'. I might trust him in an emergency he has done enough. If he has made me feel that he felt those things to be loveable which I iiold loveable myself I ask no more; his grammar ^nay have been imper fect, but still I have understood him. Talk of his successful son! He is net fit to black his father’s boots. He has his thousand pounds a year, while his father had perhaps three thousand shillings a year towards the end of his life. He is a success ful man. but his father, hobbling a- bout Paleham Street, in his grey worsted stockings, broad-brimmed hat and swallow-tailed coat was worth a hundred of George Ponti- fexes, for all his carriages and horses I and the airs he gives himself.” Right here I would close tills volume and put it back on the shelf, if I could go buy one of my own. As things are, I take it home, with great antic ipations. I am certainly pleased to find such a splendid library here. The last village library I had to depend upon -pent their money chiefly on < urrent fiction. I have seen many fine things here which I have not taken time to mention, beautifully bound sets of | the works of a number of writers that I love, and of course I haven’t i found all the good thi..gs yet. A new comer. Coaxing You to Smile It was Pat’s first attendance at a meeting. When the chairman an nounced as the result of a vote that there were forty-two noee and twen ty-one ayes. Pat began to flget in his seat and then got up and started for the platform. “Sit down, there!” yelled the chairman. “No, begorra,” said Pat, “not until I look this audience in the face. I want to see them humans what has more noses than eyes.” The Brunswick Name To the Editor. Though, like Charles Lamb, “it books 1 read I like to buy,"—in stern vagaries. fate a poor book-lo*y er me decreed;" hence, soon aftc| coming to Tillamook, I began visit Ing the public library. First I went hoping to get Strachey’s Eminent Many motorists buy Brunswick« because of the name alone. Victorians. Then I went wishing It is sufficient assurance for them of super-quality. but harly hoping to find Mr. H. Fess ing Jones’ Memoir of Samuel Butler. They have known this ancient house for its high standards, Again I wanted The Life of Alice "Now, how do you suppose Noah as have their fathers and grandfathers. Since 1845 the House Freeman Palmer by Palmer, which »pent the time in the ark during the of Brunswick has been noted for its rare workmanship. I have long meant to read when I flood?” the Sunday School teacher First Stage leaves Tillamook Friday, May 21. Brunswick standards, as applied to tires, mean giving the could buy it. I do believe, with Mr. asked. utmost. In them you will find combined all the approved A. Edward Newton, that most of us, “Playin',” suggested Willie. features properly related. No one advantage overshadows like Dr. Johnson, “love the biogiaph- “Fishin,” ventured Dick. i ical part of literature best.” (Isn’t “Humph," grunted Willie con others nor hides shortcomings. that what we are beguiled by in fict temptuously. “ ‘Twould be fine fish The best tread that’s known, the strongest fabric, the most ion and the movies? The real thing ing wid only two worms, wouldn't enduring side-wall construction, eveiy addition, every extra, is not much harder to get.) I have it?” make Brunswicks prove their superiority. No factory cost especially wanted to read the Life of .Mrs. Palmer since hearing her hus Teacher: “Donald, why arc you has been too great band read some of the poems he scratching your head?” ONE Brunswick will win your decision to have ALL loves. (I can hear him yet: Small Donald: “Cause I’m the only Brunswicks. It will be a revelation. "She will not give me heaven? one that knows where it itches.” Buy it today. It costs no more than like-type tires Tis well! “What is an epistle?” asked the Lose who may—I still can say. THE BRUNSWICK-BALKE-COLLENDER CO Sunday school teacher. There was Those who win heaven, ble»t are Portland Headquarters: 46-48 Fifth Street a pause, and then a solitary hand are they!’’) It takes a poet to understand a wo- went up. “I know, teacher.” man, in so far as a man can, even “Well, my dear?” tho’ he be merely one who vibrates “The wife of an apostle.” to another’s music. Remember Bar —.. o-------- rie’s Cinderall policeman? Teacher—“You have named all I did not find any of these books the domestic animals save one. It has but in lootmg for them, I did find so bristly hair, is grimy, likes dirt, and many s' lendid things, Abraham Lin All our customers receive the is fond of mud. Well, Tom?” coln by Nicolay and Hay, and the Tom-(shamefacedly—“That’s me. Harvard Classics, among a number of siime quality of service. Do not other sets of books of the first rate. hesitate to bring your financial I found Miss Alice Brown’s Children Saying Good-By. of Earth. I love to read plays, some troubles to us, even though times better than to see them. I A writer describes the different your account is a moderate one. wish I could have found Drinkwat methodr by which various nations er’s Abraham Lincoln. One evening X* sgy "good-by”: i brought home Mary E. L trts’, The Turk will solemnly cross his Bank Your Milk Checks Poems Every Child Should Know, hands upon his breast and make a it make me cry too much to speak, With the profound obeisance when he bids you and read them aloud, those that d d- A Mere Man's View. farewell. I wish 1 could buy about a d z<n The genial Jap will take his slip copies to give away. “Clothes do not make the man,” I skipped through Contsance Mack according to an old adage, but they per off as you depart, and say with ay’s How to Produce Children’s Plays go a long way toward making the a smile: "You are going to leave my and wondered if our teachers u. e it. woman is the opinion of a former despicable house in your honorable, it's really tine. Th? chief thing I Hartford boy, now in the city, who journeying. I regard thee!” Member Federal Reserve The German “Lebe wohl!” is part got from it was a reminder of Keat’s has been chagrined—if not shocked System. beautiful littis play |'),e Land i by the modern tendency in feminine icularly sympathetic in its sound, but Heart’s Desire. tVhen I read it sev-- dress. He deplores the feminine boy it is less embrassing than the Hindu’s ''•/ ’ ------ rul years ago i imai;'i;e I t'll ts cott of dry goods. t;nd clings to the performance who, when you go from Keats did On First Looking Into old ideas in woman’s dress that were him, falls in the dust at your feet. In the Philippines the departing ”, ......... . Chapman’s Homer. Nothing ever in vogue when he was a boy on the seemed more poignantly beautiful to old farm near Hartford. He is not benediction is bestow’ed in the form of rubbing one ’ s friend ’ s face with me. I still hear the refrain. alone in the view that scantiness of one’s hand. "I sing of a land where the old attire does not add to woman’s The Fiji Islanders cross two red are fair charm, and he has dressed his views And even the wise are merry of up in verse with a request that the feathers. The natives of Newr Quinea exchange chocolate. The Burmese tongue!” Day Spring publish them. His rhy- bend low and say, "Hib, hib!” I wish I had time now to read, thm may not be perfect, but he ex a5HS25H52525HSB5cL52SH525A5ESH5HS25a5Z5Z5A5a5HSa5HS?SHSZSaSHS2SBSH5HSZ5a The Cuban would consider his Roosevelt the Citizen, by Riis, Mere presses a thought that is not amiss: good-by anything but a cordial one dith s, Celt and Saxson, The Furture unless he was given a cigar. Ode to the Girl. of the American Negro, and The Log South Sea Islanders rattle each ! of a Timbercruiser. And there is (By One of the Boys.) er's whale-teeth necklaces. Pepy’s Diary, as large an abridge Little girl, you are so small, The Sioux and the Blackfoot ment of it as most of us will have Don’t you wear no clothes at all? at parting dig their spears in the patience to read. Stevenson used Don’t you wear no shlntmy shirt? earth as sign of confidence and es Mr. Mynors Bright’s abridged edition Don’t you wear no “petti” skirt? teem. This is the orgin of the term, of “six huge and distressingly expen "Burying the tomahawk." sive volumes” and, like a true stu Just your corsets and your hose— The Russian form a parting salut dent and "liberal genius to all Are those all your underclothes? ation is brief, consisting of the single studies’ wished for the complete Little girl, you look so slight word “Praschai,” said to sound like Diary. He says, “to be quite in sym When 1 see you in the light. a sneeze. The Otaheite Islander will pathy with Pepys, we must return With your skirts cut rather high Warm weather means continual discomfort twist the end of the departing guest’s once more to the experience of child from tired, aching feet. There is no need Won't you catch a cold and die? robe and then solemnly shake his own ren. I can remember to have writt Aren’t you ’fraid to show your calf? for you to suffer any of these discomforts. hands three times.—Selected. en. In the fly leaf of more than one It must make the fellows laugh! Try a can of book, the date and the place where I’m The Fanner's Friend. I then was—if, for instance, I was Little girl, what is the cause? I ill in bed or sitting in a certain gar Why your clothes all made of gauze? Sprinkle a small amount into each shoe and den; these were jottings for my fut- , Don’t you were no undervest If all that I tsas intended for sock, and immediately you will feel the ure self; if I should chance on such When you go out fully dressed? Was just to bale up hay or straw, a note in after years, I thought it Do you like those peek-a-boos. soothing, cooling effect. It is in sprinkler I guess I'd get along as well, would cause me a particular thrill to | ’Stead of normal underclothes? top cans and ease to use. But then this tale I’d never tell. recognise myself across the Interven Little girl, your ’splenders show When bathing the feet, use I once embraced a bale of hay ing distance. Indeed, I might come ' When the sunshine plays just so. And how the shaft of the one horse I upon them now, and not be moved shay. I can see your tinted flesh one tittle- which shows that I have Or where the farmer, through mis Through your thinnest gown of mesh still further to your foot which will add I chance. ut comparatively failed in life, and a grown older than Samuel Pepys’. He Is it modest, do you s’pose. comfort. Has burst a button off his pants; Not to wear no underclothes? continues, after citing similar in U Corns Trouble, use First-Aid Corn Plasters You’ll find me there when duty calls stances in the Diary, "the man, you I I can see way past your throat Where the bucke was on his overalls. and Rexall Com Solvent will perceive, was making reminis j To a region most remote; I'm often used to patch his fence. cences here then, we have the key 'Taint my fault, now, don’t suppose. So old muley cow cannot wander to that remarkable attitude preserv Why not wear some underclothes? hence. ed by him throughout his Diary, to 1 The farmer has twisted me on his ' Little girl, your socks have shoals that unflinching, I had almost said, door. Of those tiny little holes; that unintelligent, sincerity which To keep it from sagging to the floor; Why you want to show your limb makes it a miracle among human Then out upon the old plowshare I do not know; is it a whim? books, shedding a unique light upon I replace the bolts no longer there; Do you want to catch the eye the lives of the mass of mankind. You'll hardly find a rein or trace Of course The Education of H«nry Of each fellow passing by? That’s old, wherein I have no place. Adams, an autobiography, in its | Little girl, where Is the charm I’m twisted in the young pig’s snoot beautiful blue and gold cover caught In your long, uncovered arm? So he no longer loves to root; my eye at once. It is one of my own And the “V" behind your neck— I’ve braced up wobbly kitchen chairs, dearest volumes; in the hope of find Is it for the birds to peck? And spread apart the feet of hares ing some of my mental kin I asked Little girl, I tell you those The farmer skinned when short of the librarian if she could tel) me who Are not as nice aa underclothes. meat; had had It out. She said she had I’ve even laced the shoes on his feet, been there five months and she had Little girl, now listen here: On the old washtub I'm a nifty not known of its being taken out; You would be just twice as dear handle; If you ’ d cover up your charms — As I dip into it, now a haphazad I I’m ready to hold the camper’s am surprised at the keen delight I Neck, back, legs and both your arms. candle; feel: “The boy Henry wanted to go I would take you to aome shows When the handle splits on ax or pick, to Europe; he seemed well behaved, If you'd wear some underclothes; I’m wound around it pretty quick; when anyone was looking at hint; he But no lover—goodness knows— Or I couple the break in the tele observed conventions, when could es Wants a girl ’ sans” underclothes. phone line. cape them; he was never quarrel So you’ll agree it's mighty fine Little girl, your mystery, some. towards a superior; his morals That though my job's long since done were apparently good, and his moral Loving charms and modesty My usefulness has just begun. principles, if he had any, were not Are what make us fellows keen And it seems that farmers will never To possess a little queen. known to be bad. Above all, he was tire timid and showed a certain sense of S’pose I wore some harem pants. Of finding new usee for old hay wire. self-respect, when In public view, Or no shirt like all my aunts. —Popular Mechanics. what he was at heart, uo one could Or a ringlet through my nose— i »ay; least of all himself, but he was They’d arrest me, don’t you s’pose? I Open-Air Service and Picnic of the probably human and no worse than I must wear a coat of mail, Reformed Congregational Church some others.” How I should enjoy Clothed from head to big toe nail; reading dozens of interesting pass I must cover up my form. The members of the Ref. Congl. ages with someone who liked them. i church will go to the Alfred Zwald ji Henry Adams is known preeminent Even when the weather's warm. I —Hartford (Mich.) Day Spring. ly as a historian, one of a family of 1 ranch on Sunday to attend the open air service and a picnic. great American statesmen. His chief The service will commence at 11 and lifelong study he has expressed The President wrote a letter to the in Mont Saint Michel and Chartres, Kansas Democratic slate convention o'clock. All of our friends are heart P525e52S25asa5a52San5aS252SaSaS2525aSH5H5a5252SaSZ5a5a5Z5252K5?525^ A Study of Thirteenth Century Unity declaring that the issue of the cam ily Invited to come. As it is a grand ■ nd tn his autobiography, a study paign was whether or not the United place right amidst the mountains we of Twentieth Century Multiplicity, > I States would fulfill its “solemn obli sure will have a joyous time under -------, — Significantly, he could never finish gations" to “mankind.” A more im the bine sky. In case it would rain It. tor “just when he was ready to mediate question is whether It isn’t a place of shelter will be provided hang the crowning garland on the a “solemn" obligation of the United there. brow of a completed education, States government to fulfill the pro Rev. Richard Schuetze, science itself warned him to begin it mises made during the Liberty again from the beginning." But he Loan campaigns by keeping the gov William Randolph Hearst contin never tired of his search for that ernment's tirât * Liberty bonds at ues to talk more loudly than any “point that would give him a far a higher price than 85 cents. When body else about saving paper and be look ahead”, for he says, after the we get that little thing done mayb» more active than anybody else in loss of his dear friend Clarence King we can give a little more of our time BSLL PHONS. HAIN 3 MUTUAL PHONS wasting. He would be the ideal man ha* made him know he is nearing to loking after the interests of the to carry out a Democratic national the end. “the aCectatioa of readlneea rest of h platform. $ ? 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