lGHT JUNE 3, 1920.
Letters to the L
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At the Public Library, i
Portland-Tillamook’Auto Stage
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stage role, and stoic-
1 resource, though the
.yway it has been ex­
ating to go with him
e trail across the dark-
•f education.” Living
thing and we do like
ners “make of it all.”
»or something of Trollope's
amuel Butlers The Way of
*, on page five I find this:
. Edward,” said my father
•e severity, “we must judge
so much by what they do,
hat they make us feel that
theW
ve it in them to do. If a
man < L done enough either in paint-
ing, lin.
ifl ,1c, or the affairs of life, to
make me feel tha'. I might trust him
in an emergency he has done enough.
If he has made me feel that he felt
those things to be loveable which I
iiold loveable myself I ask no more;
his grammar ^nay have been imper­
fect, but still I have understood him.
Talk of his successful son! He is net
fit to black his father’s boots. He
has his thousand pounds a year,
while his father had perhaps three
thousand shillings a year towards
the end of his life. He is a success­
ful man. but his father, hobbling a-
bout Paleham Street, in his grey
worsted stockings, broad-brimmed
hat and swallow-tailed coat was
worth a hundred of George Ponti-
fexes, for all his carriages and horses
I and the airs he gives himself.” Right
here I would close tills volume and
put it back on the shelf, if I could
go buy one of my own. As things
are, I take it home, with great antic­
ipations.
I am certainly pleased to find such
a splendid library here. The last
village library I had to depend upon
-pent their money chiefly on < urrent
fiction. I have seen many fine things
here which I have not taken time to
mention, beautifully bound sets of
| the works of a number of writers
that I love, and of course I haven’t
i found all the good thi..gs yet.
A new comer.
Coaxing You to Smile
It was Pat’s first attendance at a
meeting. When the chairman an­
nounced as the result of a vote that
there were forty-two noee and twen­
ty-one ayes. Pat began to flget in his
seat and then got up and started for
the platform.
“Sit down, there!” yelled the
chairman.
“No, begorra,” said Pat, “not until
I look this audience in the face. I
want to see them humans what has
more noses than eyes.”
The Brunswick Name
To the Editor.
Though, like Charles Lamb, “it
books 1 read I like to buy,"—in
stern vagaries. fate a poor book-lo*y
er me decreed;" hence, soon aftc|
coming to Tillamook, I began visit
Ing the public library. First I went
hoping to get Strachey’s Eminent
Many motorists buy Brunswick« because of the name alone.
Victorians. Then I went wishing
It
is sufficient assurance for them of super-quality.
but harly hoping to find Mr. H. Fess­
ing Jones’ Memoir of Samuel Butler.
They have known this ancient house for its high standards,
Again I wanted The Life of Alice
"Now, how do you suppose Noah
as have their fathers and grandfathers. Since 1845 the House
Freeman Palmer by Palmer, which
»pent the time in the ark during the
of Brunswick has been noted for its rare workmanship.
I have long meant to read when I
flood?” the Sunday School teacher
First Stage leaves Tillamook Friday, May 21.
Brunswick standards, as applied to tires, mean giving the
could buy it. I do believe, with Mr.
asked.
utmost. In them you will find combined all the approved
A. Edward Newton, that most of us,
“Playin',” suggested Willie.
features properly related. No one advantage overshadows
like Dr. Johnson, “love the biogiaph-
“Fishin,” ventured Dick.
i ical part of literature best.” (Isn’t
“Humph," grunted Willie con­
others nor hides shortcomings.
that what we are beguiled by in fict­
temptuously. “ ‘Twould be fine fish­
The best tread that’s known, the strongest fabric, the most
ion and the movies? The real thing
ing wid only two worms, wouldn't
enduring
side-wall construction, eveiy addition, every extra,
is not much harder to get.) I have
it?”
make Brunswicks prove their superiority. No factory cost
especially wanted to read the Life of
.Mrs. Palmer since hearing her hus­
Teacher: “Donald, why arc you
has been too great
band read some of the poems he
scratching your head?”
ONE Brunswick will win your decision to have ALL
loves. (I can hear him yet:
Small Donald: “Cause I’m the only
Brunswicks. It will be a revelation.
"She will not give me heaven?
one that knows where it itches.”
Buy it today. It costs no more than like-type tires
Tis well!
“What is an epistle?” asked the
Lose who may—I still can say.
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Sunday school teacher. There was
Those who win heaven, ble»t are
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a pause, and then a solitary hand
are they!’’)
It takes a poet to understand a wo-
went up.
“I know, teacher.”
man, in so far as a man can, even
“Well, my dear?”
tho’ he be merely one who vibrates
“The wife of an apostle.”
to another’s music. Remember Bar­
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rie’s Cinderall policeman?
Teacher—“You have named all
I did not find any of these books
the domestic animals save one. It has
but in lootmg for them, I did find so
bristly hair, is grimy, likes dirt, and
many s' lendid things, Abraham Lin­
All our customers receive the
is fond of mud. Well, Tom?”
coln by Nicolay and Hay, and the
Tom-(shamefacedly—“That’s me.
Harvard Classics, among a number of
siime quality of service. Do not
other sets of books of the first rate.
hesitate to bring your financial
I found Miss Alice Brown’s Children
Saying Good-By.
of Earth. I love to read plays, some­
troubles to us, even though
times better than to see them. I
A writer describes the different
your account is a moderate one.
wish I could have found Drinkwat­
methodr by which various nations
er’s Abraham Lincoln. One evening
X*
sgy "good-by”:
i brought home Mary E. L trts’,
The Turk will solemnly cross his
Bank Your Milk Checks
Poems Every Child Should Know,
hands upon his breast and make a
it
make
me
cry
too
much
to
speak,
With the
profound obeisance when he bids you
and read them aloud, those that d d-
A Mere Man's View.
farewell.
I wish 1 could buy about a d z<n
The genial Jap will take his slip­
copies to give away.
“Clothes do not make the man,”
I skipped through Contsance Mack­ according to an old adage, but they per off as you depart, and say with
ay’s How to Produce Children’s Plays go a long way toward making the a smile: "You are going to leave my
and wondered if our teachers u. e it. woman is the opinion of a former despicable house in your honorable,
it's really tine. Th? chief thing I Hartford boy, now in the city, who journeying. I regard thee!”
Member Federal Reserve
The German “Lebe wohl!” is part­
got from it was a reminder of Keat’s has been chagrined—if not shocked
System.
beautiful littis play |'),e Land i by the modern tendency in feminine icularly sympathetic in its sound, but
Heart’s Desire. tVhen I read it sev-- dress. He deplores the feminine boy­ it is less embrassing than the Hindu’s
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rul years ago i imai;'i;e I t'll ts cott of dry goods. t;nd clings to the performance who, when you go from
Keats did On First Looking Into old ideas in woman’s dress that were him, falls in the dust at your feet.
In the Philippines the departing
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Chapman’s Homer. Nothing ever in vogue when he was a boy on the
seemed more poignantly beautiful to old farm near Hartford. He is not benediction is bestow’ed in the form
of
rubbing
one
’
s
friend
’
s
face
with
me. I still hear the refrain.
alone in the view that scantiness of one’s hand.
"I sing of a land where the old attire does not add to woman’s
The Fiji Islanders cross two red
are fair
charm, and he has dressed his views
And even the wise are merry of up in verse with a request that the feathers. The natives of Newr Quinea
exchange chocolate. The Burmese
tongue!”
Day Spring publish them. His rhy- bend low and say, "Hib, hib!”
I wish I had time now to read, thm may not be perfect, but he ex­
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The Cuban would consider his
Roosevelt the Citizen, by Riis, Mere­ presses a thought that is not amiss:
good-by anything but a cordial one
dith s, Celt and Saxson, The Furture
unless he was given a cigar.
Ode to the Girl.
of the American Negro, and The Log
South Sea Islanders rattle each
! of a Timbercruiser. And there is
(By One of the Boys.)
er's whale-teeth necklaces.
Pepy’s Diary, as large an abridge­
Little girl, you are so small,
The Sioux and the Blackfoot
ment of it as most of us will have
Don’t you wear no clothes at all?
at parting dig their spears in
the patience to read. Stevenson used
Don’t you wear no shlntmy shirt?
earth as sign of confidence and es­
Mr. Mynors Bright’s abridged edition
Don’t you wear no “petti” skirt?
teem. This is the orgin of the term,
of “six huge and distressingly expen­
"Burying the tomahawk."
sive volumes” and, like a true stu­ Just your corsets and your hose—
The Russian form a parting salut­
dent and "liberal genius to all Are those all your underclothes?
ation is brief, consisting of the single
studies’ wished for the complete Little girl, you look so slight
word “Praschai,” said to sound like
Diary. He says, “to be quite in sym­ When 1 see you in the light.
a
sneeze. The Otaheite Islander will
pathy with Pepys, we must return With your skirts cut rather high
Warm weather means continual discomfort
twist the end of the departing guest’s
once
more
to
the
experience
of
child
­
from tired, aching feet. There is no need
Won't you catch a cold and die?
robe and then solemnly shake his own
ren. I can remember to have writt­ Aren’t you ’fraid to show your calf?
for you to suffer any of these discomforts.
hands three times.—Selected.
en. In the fly leaf of more than one It must make the fellows laugh!
Try a can of
book, the date and the place where
I’m The Fanner's Friend.
I then was—if, for instance, I was Little girl, what is the cause?
I
ill in bed or sitting in a certain gar­ Why your clothes all made of gauze?
Sprinkle a small amount into each shoe and
den; these were jottings for my fut- , Don’t you were no undervest
If all that I tsas intended for
sock, and immediately you will feel the
ure self; if I should chance on such When you go out fully dressed?
Was just to bale up hay or straw,
a note in after years, I thought it Do you like those peek-a-boos.
soothing, cooling effect. It is in sprinkler
I guess I'd get along as well,
would cause me a particular thrill to | ’Stead of normal underclothes?
top cans and ease to use.
But then this tale I’d never tell.
recognise myself across the Interven­ Little girl, your ’splenders show
When bathing the feet, use
I once embraced a bale of hay
ing distance. Indeed, I might come ' When the sunshine plays just so.
And how the shaft of the one horse
I
upon them now, and not be moved
shay.
I
can
see
your
tinted
flesh
one tittle- which shows that I have
Or where the farmer, through mis­
Through
your
thinnest
gown
of
mesh
still
further
to
your
foot
which will add
I
chance.
ut comparatively failed in life, and
a grown older than Samuel Pepys’. He Is it modest, do you s’pose.
comfort.
Has burst a button off his pants;
Not
to
wear
no
underclothes?
continues, after citing similar in­
U Corns Trouble, use First-Aid Corn Plasters
You’ll find me there when duty calls
stances in the Diary, "the man, you I I can see way past your throat
Where the bucke was on his overalls.
and Rexall Com Solvent
will perceive, was making reminis­ j To a region most remote;
I'm often used to patch his fence.
cences here then, we have the key 'Taint my fault, now, don’t suppose. So old muley cow cannot wander
to that remarkable attitude preserv­ Why not wear some underclothes?
hence.
ed by him throughout his Diary, to 1
The farmer has twisted me on his
' Little girl, your socks have shoals
that unflinching, I had almost said,
door.
Of those tiny little holes;
that unintelligent, sincerity which
To keep it from sagging to the floor;
Why you want to show your limb
makes it a miracle among human
Then out upon the old plowshare
I do not know; is it a whim?
books, shedding a unique light upon
I replace the bolts no longer there;
Do
you
want
to
catch
the
eye
the lives of the mass of mankind.
You'll hardly find a rein or trace
Of course The Education of H«nry Of each fellow passing by?
That’s old, wherein I have no place.
Adams, an autobiography, in its | Little girl, where Is the charm
I’m twisted in the young pig’s snoot
beautiful blue and gold cover caught In your long, uncovered arm?
So he no longer loves to root;
my eye at once. It is one of my own And the “V" behind your neck—
I’ve braced up wobbly kitchen chairs,
dearest volumes; in the hope of find­ Is it for the birds to peck?
And spread apart the feet of hares
ing some of my mental kin I asked Little girl, I tell you those
The farmer skinned when short of
the librarian if she could tel) me who Are not as nice aa underclothes.
meat;
had had It out. She said she had
I’ve even laced the shoes on his feet,
been there five months and she had Little girl, now listen here:
On the old washtub I'm a nifty
not known of its being taken out; You would be just twice as dear
handle;
If
you
’
d
cover
up
your
charms
—
As I dip into it, now a haphazad I
I’m ready to hold the camper’s
am surprised at the keen delight I Neck, back, legs and both your arms.
candle;
feel: “The boy Henry wanted to go I would take you to aome shows
When the handle splits on ax or pick,
to Europe; he seemed well behaved, If you'd wear some underclothes;
I’m wound around it pretty quick;
when anyone was looking at hint; he But no lover—goodness knows—
Or I couple the break in the tele­
observed conventions, when could es­ Wants a girl ’ sans” underclothes.
phone line.
cape them; he was never quarrel­
So you’ll agree it's mighty fine
Little
girl,
your
mystery,
some. towards a superior; his morals
That though my job's long since done
were apparently good, and his moral Loving charms and modesty
My usefulness has just begun.
principles, if he had any, were not Are what make us fellows keen
And it seems that farmers will never
To
possess
a
little
queen.
known to be bad. Above all, he was
tire
timid and showed a certain sense of S’pose I wore some harem pants.
Of finding new usee for old hay wire.
self-respect, when In public view, Or no shirt like all my aunts.
—Popular Mechanics.
what he was at heart, uo one could Or a ringlet through my nose—
i
»ay; least of all himself, but he was They’d arrest me, don’t you s’pose?
I Open-Air Service and Picnic of the
probably human and no worse than
I must wear a coat of mail,
Reformed Congregational Church
some others.” How I should enjoy
Clothed from head to big toe nail;
reading dozens of interesting pass­
I must cover up my form.
The members of the Ref. Congl.
ages with someone who liked them.
i church will go to the Alfred Zwald ji
Henry Adams is known preeminent­ Even when the weather's warm.
I
—Hartford (Mich.) Day Spring.
ly as a historian, one of a family of 1
ranch on Sunday to attend the open
air service and a picnic.
great American statesmen. His chief
The service will commence at 11
and lifelong study he has expressed
The President wrote a letter to the
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A Study of Thirteenth Century Unity declaring that the issue of the cam­ ily Invited to come. As it is a grand
■ nd tn his autobiography, a study paign was whether or not the United place right amidst the mountains we
of Twentieth Century
Multiplicity, > I States would fulfill its “solemn obli­ sure will have a joyous time under
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Significantly, he could never finish gations" to “mankind.” A more im­ the bine sky. In case it would rain
It. tor “just when he was ready to mediate question is whether It isn’t a place of shelter will be provided
hang the crowning garland on the a “solemn" obligation of the United there.
brow of a completed education, States government to fulfill the pro­
Rev. Richard Schuetze,
science itself warned him to begin it mises made during the Liberty
again from the beginning." But he Loan campaigns by keeping the gov­
William Randolph Hearst contin­
never tired of his search for that ernment's tirât *
Liberty bonds at ues to talk more loudly than any­
“point that would give him a far a higher price than 85 cents. When body else about saving paper and be
look ahead”, for he says, after the
we get that little thing done mayb» more active than anybody else in
loss of his dear friend Clarence King we can give a little more of our time
BSLL PHONS. HAIN 3 MUTUAL PHONS
wasting. He would be the ideal man
ha* made him know he is nearing
to loking after the interests of the to carry out a Democratic national
the end. “the aCectatioa of readlneea rest of h
platform.
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