AMOOK HEADLIGHT, APRIL 8.
1920
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What the Editors Say Coaxing You to Smile. Political Band Wagon.
Isn't the Portland Journal having a
time with politics these days? Re
publican politics have so convulsed
the editorial staff that the news staff
aided by its Washington bureau has
come to the rescue in making it ap
pear that the G. O. P. is to have a
repetition of the split of 1912, Good
night:—News Reporter.
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The Roseburg papers could no long
er stand the increasing cost of pro
ducing newspapers and the two
have cons >lidated under the name of
the Roseburg News-Review. Both
publishers remain in the business
and we wonder how they are going
to harmonize their conflicting politi
cal news.— The Sentinel.
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A New York Medico, who probably
has tried them all ways, is authority
for the statement that kisses in the
morning are more unsanitary than at
night, after the sunshine has had an
opportunity to sweeten the lips. Only
the brave deserve the fair, and the
man who refuses a morning kiss for
fear of the danger may be put down
as a cov.aid unworthy the love of
any girl worth having. We'll take
ours stewed, fried, boiled, uncooked,
sterilized or unsterilized. —The Sen- ■
tinel.
Newspaper men are getting more
sense as the years go by. A news
paper used to be published for spite
purposes or politics. Nowadays a
newspaper is regarded as a business
proposition, and two daily newspap
ers in a town the size of Roseburg
is >ne too many. They are an im
position on the merchants. We con
gratulate Messrs. Bates and Wliim-
berly on their good sense in consoli
dating their enterprises.—Gazette
Times.
Truth is, that we have as many
radicals in Oregon, in proportion to
our population as has Washington,
but we have been able to hold them
in check through the efforts of a
comparatively level headed
men,
aided by the conservative newspapers
of the state that have frowned upon
men and measures that have appear
ed inimical to our grow ing prosperity
The .-title newspaper
13 by far the
greatest factor we have in keeping
irresponsible citizens from getting
far with dangerous propaganda, and
is so recognized by thinking people.
—Oregon City Enterprise.
"Pa, what is an idealist?” "Usually I
he is a man, my boy, who has high
notions of what the other fellows
ought to do.”
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The Colonel’s Lady's Maid.
I want the Republican nomination
for sheriff at the primary election
A young flying officer met a pretty next May. To get it I have to have
girl—er—informally at Coney Island enough Republican votes. All who
one afternoon. She was dressed aw have fuith in me, and vote for me,, I
fully swell, and when they separated thank in advance.
she gave him a very fashionable New
Frank Hannenkrat.
York address; so the next time lie
was in town he wired her to meet
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him at the Ritz for dinner.
She turned up, looking smarter
Owing to the fact that a large
than ever, and after dinner they did number of tax payers in different
a theatre. A brother officer sat in a parts of the county have asked me to
box and the young airman waived to make the race for County Judge, and
him, but got a rather quizzical re believing that with my previous ex
sponse.
perience in County business, I am
“What ails Topper?” he thought, qualified for the office, I hereby an-
and at the end of the act the ques nounce myself as a candidate for tho
tion was answered.
office of County Judge, subject to the
"Hellow there!” Topper said, com approval of the Republican voters at
ing up to him in the lobby. "I don't the coming Primary Election.
mind your taking out my wife’s maid
Homer Mason,
old num, but I wish to goodness you’d
ask her to wear her own frocks.
When this country succumbs to |
the principle that ‘might is right”
may the good Lord have compassion i
upon the people, yet that is the doc
trine preached by the I. W. W. or
ganization, and this is an extract,
from their bible: "We are not fogged
by illusions of right or wrong. We
My Ford.
do not bow at the shrine of tender
The Ford is my chariot.
phrases. Might is right. Let us learn
I .tali not want.
the lesson and organize until we are
It maketh me lie down in wet plac-
the mightiest. Where sits the gener-
es.
al executive board of the I. W. W.
It destroyeth my soul,
there will sit the government of the
It leadeth me into the deep waters.
United States.” There it is in a nut-
It leadeth me into the pathes of
shell, and those believing in such
ridicule for its name's sake.
teachings should lose no time in join
It prepareth a breakdown for me in
ing tbe Haywood ranks in their ef
the presence of mine enemies.
fort to overthrow the government.—
I will fear more evil when it’s with
Sheridan Sun.
me.
Its rods and its shafts discomfort
Typical of the hypocrisy of the me.
Portland Journal Is its present at
It anolnteth my face with oil.
tempt to curry favors with the coun
Its water boileth over.
try press that it has injured so vital
Surely to goodness, if Lizzie follow
ly in the past. The Journal joins in me all the days of my life,
with complaints made by the country
I shall dwell in the house of Nuts
papers that some of the city dailies forever.—Exchange.
are printing issues altogether too
large in size while there Is a scarcity
To th« Members of the Republican
of r.ews print paper, thus working a
The Good Old Days.
hardship in price on the country
Party.
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press. While the complaint of the
Today it is a poor egg that doesn’t state press has merit, the sanctimon
I am a candidate for the office of
bring a nickel, and butter is worth I ious attitude of the Journal is not as i District Attorney for Tillamook
70 cents the pound. The old-timer disinterested as its preachy editorials | County and will be glad to have your
looks back over the years. He sighs would indicate. The reason the Jour support at the coming primary elec-
for the good old times. Eggs were 10 nal is holding down its size is not 1 tlon.
cents a dozen and butter 20 cents a out of any philanthropic desire to al
If I am nominated and elected I
pound says the Miami News.
leviate the news print shortage. It is will perform the duties of the office
But does he really want the "good because the Journal has a paper con to the best of my ability, and en
old times?” Let’s see.
tract which limits it to a certain deavor to serve all of the people by
In those days people had parlors definite supply at the low contract an efficient, just and equal enforce
and didn't use them. Now they have price, while the competitors about ment of the law.
living rooms and wear ’em almost whom it complains have contracts
T. H. Goyne.
for much larger quantities of paper
They lighted their homes with and hence can print larger Issues. It
When one reads of Trotzky, the
kerosene hanging lamps.
is a case of sour grapes with the people's friend, riding about in luxu
Fellows took their girls out buggy Journal.—Oregon Voter.
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rious trains and automobiles the
riding and knew nothing of the joy
thought occurs that demagagues,
of a fleet motor car.
given power, act alike in every lan
No Shield for Slackers.
Men were paid a dollar a day on
guage. When a politician who pro
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the section, and the other day labor
fesses to be lying awake nights wor
General Wood objects to our 4,800-
er just a little above him, was paid
I 000 men who have had military rying about the people gets a chance
ten dollars a week.
to hand the people something, he cer
As some other man has said, when ! training being made a sheltering
tainly takes advantage of all his op
a person had weak lungs they began shield for slackers. He does not ac-
portunities.
to select a nice green spot in the i cept the contention that so long as
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"marble orchard" for hint, and if | we have these trained men to call
Democratic
National Chairman
your appendix got tangled up, they | upon in a war emergency there Is no
said you had inflammation of the necessity of training any more men. Cummings is much peeved over the
i In a recent speech in South Dakota appointment of a committee to con
bowels and they buried you deep.
sider planks for a Republican plat
And women wore bustles and long he said.
“I am inclined to think that the form «Unfortunately the Republican
gertny skirts and had limbs instead
American Legion and ex-service men party hasn't a committee of one to
of legs.
Houses were heated by stoves of generally feel that they have done resume all the responsibility in mat
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one kind or another. And—bath tuba their part in the war and they ters of this kind.
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and other toilet facilities there were do not propose to be the perpetual,
none. Remember those cold winter everlasting fighting force, with the
At his recent birthday banquet Col.
nights with the ordinary lot 220 feet slackers behind them, who do not Bryan felicitated himself upon tho
want to train.” -
fact that all the great reforms he has
long?
Beyond a doubt General Wood here advocated have been adopted. There,
Yes, those were not the good old
days. Let ’em keep their 10 cent speaks the ex-service men’s minds, for instance, is the free and unlimit
eggs and their 20-cent butter. Living They surely have done their part, ed coinage of sliver at the ratio of
in 1920 is worth more than it costs, I They are still in the vigor of their sixteen to one without awaiting the
young manhood, most of them. If advice or consent of any other nation
even if it costs more than it did.
I we were again plunged into war whatsoever.
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Wouldn’t Woodrow like to wake up I while that vigor remains with them,
beyond a peradventure they would
The Turks act as If they had never
some morning and find out that he
be the first over the top. They have read the fourteen points which were
had been dreaming all tlris stuff
about having brought back a treaty acquired the habit of following thb told by the administration press
of peace with a league of nations American flag wherever it may lead. agents had changed their sinful na-
But, as General Wood says, they do lures.
covinant? Oh, Boy, that Would be a
not intend that their training and
grand and glorious feelln .
! their staunch patriotism shall be a
The Democratic politicians and or-
perennial shield for slackers. Our on gaiis are now busy cursing the Re-
Sam Blythe says politics is rotten. coming generation of young men are publican Congiess because it can’t
If Sam Is speaking of the politics of not to be left to degenerate into a stop the extravagance of the admin
the administration he and the other lined of mollycoddles behind a ram istration or pay Its big bill» without
Wilson press ag nts helped above part of neatly five million young levying taxes.
over on I he country he Is right, but, veterans.
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curiously enough, the statement is
General Wood is right. They have
Attorney General Palmer’s scheme
made as part of a campaign to per- done their part, these ex-service nten. nt stopping th«- high cost of living by
petuate some of the loud smells Now let the country and the on-com- • ■.Iking It to death seems to be work
which these very press agents ad- i I.-g youth of the country do their». - ing about like all the administration
vertised as political attar of roses.
I Harvey's Wf < kIj.
remedies for what ails us.
STAR
GARAGE
TIRES, TUBES AND ASSESORIES.
We Give
Goodyear
Service
C. F. PANKOW, Proprietor
run mills, feed mills, feed cutters, pumps, etc.
IFaSr *«w b rveSa« Windiw Aw lAae y OMI
om4."—T 1. <rUUau. Am. On.
tfme furo
Quit* deUoorioo from over
100 fotuto throughout
tho Uniteci Slot
F. Mrnu I ei n , CagT
America must burn more
wood for fuel. One Wade
will do 10 men's work at
one-tentb tbe cost. Write
for free Book. "How Dan
Ross cuts M cords
a day,” full de-
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Sold by Standard Feed Co., Tillamook, Agent
Notice to Contractors.
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Watch This Space Foi
Used Car Bargains
Ford Chassis
Chalmers Touring
Cadillac 1-ton Track, cheap
Auburn Touring Car.
1918 Chevrolet, 480, in excel
lent condition.
Ford Touring.
7 Passenger 1918 Studey
Square Deal Repair Shop
First Door South of Tillamook Bakery.
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Notice is hereby given that the
County Court of Tillamook County
will until 10 o’clock on April 10th,
1920, receive bids for the clearing
and grubbing of the county road
right of way from the Zaddach
bridge to the North Fork of Nehalem
river road at Camp 4, a distance of
approximately 1 >4 miles.
No bid will be considered unless
accompanied by cash, bidders bond,
or certified check for an amount
equal to at least 5 per cent of the
total amount of the bid.
Specifications may be seen at the
office of the county clerk of Tilla
mook County, Oregon.
The right is reserved to reject any
and all proposals, or to accept the
proposal deemed best for Tillamook
county.
First publication April 1, 1920.
Last publication April 9, 1920.
Homer Mason, County Clerk.
One of the things that ia the mat
ter with the country is that the peo
ple took the magazine muck rakers,
uplifters and reformers too seriously,
and have been experiencing the re
sults. Yet this outfit is still buisly
engaged in telling the people what to
do.
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I hereby announce myself as a
candidate for re-election of County
Surveyor, on the Republican ticket,
Obscure.
"How did Jones come out with that at the primary election, May 21st,
scheme of his to learn three new 1920. If successful will conduct the
office in an efficient, economical and
words every day?”
courteous matter.
"It didn’t work. He
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learned the
W. S. Coates.
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words all right, but when he used
them nobody
knew what they
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meant.”
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Upon the advice of a > .rge number
Looking Forward.
of leading citizens of Tillamook
They had just become engaged.
County. I have decided to announce
"I shall love,” she cooed, "to share myself as a candidate for the office
all your griefs and troubles.”
of County Clerk, subject tc the ap
"But, darling”, he replied, " I
voters at
I proval of the Republican
have none.”
the primaries to be held in May.
"No,\’ she agreed; ‘but I mean
If nominated and elected I will
when we are married."
perform the duties of said office to
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the best of my ability, and will de
A Little More Than Kin.
vote my exclusive time in looking
Last year I asked my best girl to after the Interests of said office and
become my wife, and she said "No!” the taxpayers of Tillamook County
But I got even with the girl. I mar affected thereby.
ried her mother. Then my father
Dated this 14th day of January,
married the girl, Now I don’t know 1920.
what I am.
J. C. McClure.
When I married the girl’s mother
the girl became iny daughter, and
when father married my daughter To The Republican Voters of Tilla
mook County.
she was my mother. Who in the dick
ens am I? My mother’s mother
I am a candidate for Eheriff in the
(which is tny wife) must be my
grandmother, and I being my grand Republican Primaries.
I am a deputy in this office at
mother’s
husband, I am my own
present, have had several years ex-
grandfather.
perience there, and I submit my
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record as an officer for your consid
Resigned.
eration.
"When you are going to have your
Should I be nominated and electedj
vacation?”
I will endeavor to serve you effi
"Not going to have any.”
ciently, honestly and impartially.
"But I thought that you were go
John Aschim.
ing to spend a month with your wife
and the children at the seashore.
To the Voters of Tillamook County.
“I am.”
Goodyear ServicejjStation for Tillamook City is at the
A money-maker and hard work saver for land elearers and wood-cuttine
contractors. One man can move it from cut to cut. Simple and reliable
Hundreds
U._S. When
not in me for wood cutting, the 4 H. P. motor wiU
nuuutuua in
IM use
U0W all overthe
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Announcement.
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Announcement.
To the Republican voters of Tilla
mook county.
I hereby offer my services to thy
people of Tillamook Co. as County
Commissioner and respectfully ask
your support at the coming primaries
I stand tor permanent roads properly
located and fair treatment to all sec
tions of our county.
H. V. Alley.
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Announcement.
I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the Republican nomina
tion for representative in the legis
lature from the 14th Legislative Dis
trict embracing Yamhill and Tilla
mook Counties.
Frank A. Rowe.
Announcement.
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I hereby announce myself as a
candidate for County Judge at the
next primary election. My motto.
"100 per cent efficiency for every
taxpayer’s dollar.”
W. L. Campbell.
To The Voters of Tillamook County.
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I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for County Clerk, on the Re
publican ticket, subject to the ap-
provalof the voters at the primaries
next May.
H. S. Brimhall,
Announcement.
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I hereby announce myself a can
didate for the office of County Treas
urer of Tillamook County, on the
Republican ticket.
Alexandria Rock.
Announcement.
I hereby announce myself as a can
didate for the office of County Treas
urer of Tillamook County, for re
election, on the Republican ticket.
Kathleen Mills.
To the Voten of Tillamook County.
I hereby announce myself a can
didate for the office of County
School Superintendent of Tillamook
County, subject to the approval of
the voters at the coming primary
election.
G. B. Lamb.
Announcement.
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I am a candidate for re-election on
the Republican ticket, at the primary
election. May 21, for the office of
County Assessor.
Economy, effeclency , and a busi
ness system in handling the work of
the office, combined with careful
courteous treatment to all, has been
my policy in the past, and will by my
policy in the future.
C. A. Johnson.
Announcement.
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I hereby announce myself as a can
didate on the Republican ticket for
the office of County Commissioner of
Tillamook County subject to the will
of the voters at the primary election
May 21.
Frank C. Reed.
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