TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT JUNE 26. 1919.
£JR. O.. L. H HOHLFELD,
COAXING YOU TO SMILE.
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Nobody Home.
HE FOOLED HIMSELF
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200th Anniversary of Mother Goose
VETERINARIAN.
"It is an American characteristic,”
Ryine» Recalls theu Origin.
Bell Phoue— 2F2
Mutual Phone deciares President Bovard of the Uni
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versity of Southern California, "to
ignoia things that are close at hand
and to strive for what is Just beyond
our reach. The New Yorker dashes
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across the country to see Los Ange
les and the Yosemite and never sees
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Niagara Falls and 1 know several
people here in Los Angeles who have
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climbed the Alps, but never been to
TILLAMOOK
OREGON. Catalina. And take our newspapers.
We read them every day, and some
times twice. Yet how few know any
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thing about them. Too many of us
are Inclined to be like the know-it-all
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
woman who read from her evening
paper that John Smith died Saturday
Surgeon S.P. Co.
'But he died Friday' interposed her
husband. 'He died Saturday' inter
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posed his wife; ‘it says so here. I
Tillamook
Oregou thought it was Friday myself, but 1
went out and bought six more copies
OBERT H. McGRATH of the paper to be sure and it was
the same in all of them, and they
C ounsellor - at L aw ,
wouldn’t make the same mistake six
times.”
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The Discovery of America.
A schoolboy in London turned this
in as a composition on Christopher
Columbus:
Columbus was a man who could
make an egg stand on end without
crushing It. The King of Spain sent
for him and asked him:
“Can you discover America?”
"Yes," Columbus answered, "if you
will give me a boat.”
He got his boat and sailed in the
direction he thought America was. Reckless Waste of Tax Money by
The sailors mutinied
and insisted
Democratic Party.
there was no such place as America,
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but presently the pilot cameto him
Washington, June 23rd—"Since I
and said
introduced a resolution here the
"Columbus land is in sight.’.”
other day," said Representative
"Well, its America,” Columbus
Blanton ot Texas, Democrat, "to ap
point an auditor to audit the ac
*When the boat neared the shore
counts and expenditures of the Unit
olumbus saw a group of natives.
ed States Employment Service I un
"Is ibis America?" he asked them.
derstand that there has been dismis
“Yes” they replied.
sed from that service within the last
"I suppose you are Indians?” Co_
tew days quite a score of employes
mibus went on.
on big salaries, including the sister
"Yes” the chief answered, “and
of the director of that department,
re you Christopher Columbus?”
who last July carried a book in her
"1 am.”
pocket w hich authorized her to go to
The Indian chief turned then to his
any railroad station in the- United
impanions and said:
States and sign up a slip and call for
"The Jig is up. We are discpvered
transportation. She used that book in
t last."
New
York on the 4th day of last
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July to get transportation and pull
After Demobolization.
man service for three different peo
"Demobolization,” said Senator Mc- ple from New York to Atlantic City,
Juntber, "will cause queer liappen- and on the 7tfi day of July transpor
ngs in the business world. A busi- tation and pullman service tor her
less man told me the other day that self from Atlantic City back to New
liter demobolization he expects to la York. That is a practice I want to
me his orders in some such style as break up in this government. And I
his: ‘Captain Jones, will you kindly want to say in breaking It up I am
isk Major Smith to remember the just as loyal a Democrat as there Is
nuuthly trial balance, and tell Gen on the floor of this house.
eral Robinson to send a statement to
"Mr. Densmore has the right to
itoxon Bunds. I’d like lieutenant employ his sister. Other members or
Siown. by the way. to tidy up my officials of that Labor Department
have tlie right to employ their wives,
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if they can give just as good service
as anybody else. But when they get
A Regular Superman.
A faun hand who had worked to riding around over this country
¡very day in the week from dawn till on Government transportation, if
ate at night, finishing the chores by you please, from Washington to the
antern light, went to the, farmer at California coast, and from New York
he end of the month and said: I’m to Atlantic City, and to the var
;olng tc quit. You promised me a ious watering places of this country
in the summer months. I want to
iteady Job of work."
“Weil, haven’t you got one?” was know it.”
This scoring of reckless use of
he astonished reply.
"No”, said the worker. “There are government money by Blanton led
of four hours every night I to much debate in the house. He was
have anything to do except fool himself assailed for nepotism by ad
ministration democrats who resented
my time by sleeping.’’
what he said about high salaries,
needless employes and kindred mat
ters. Blanton admitted his own sons
Bolsheviki Cynicism.
“The Bolsheviki” said Uncle Joe were employed, one as a page in the
at a Danville dinner, “take a House and one as a clerk In hiH of
yuical view even of marriage, V Ut- fice. This, however, has nothing to
le boy said to one of our Danville do with tlie employment ot a vast
riki the other day, "Father, force ot needless clerks and other
what do they call a man who isn’t employes in the various executive de
narried?” “A bachelor,” my son,” partments.
Well what does a man call himself
Iter he's married?:’ "My to.i J’l hate
MAKE WORK EASIER.
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o tell you."
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Pat and the Phantom.
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ROOM NO. 261.
An Irishman, awakening in :ho
night, saw in his room what he took
to be a phantom. He seized a shot
gun, fired at the ghostlike object,
then went buck to sleep. The next
morning he found that the ’phantom'
was nothing but his shirt which he
had hung over a chair.
PERFECTLY "What did you do, Pat, when you
found out your mistake?” asked a
SIMPLE
friend to whom he told the story.
“I knelt down," he answereJ, "and
SIMPLY
thanked the Lord with all my heart
PERFECT. that 1 was not inside my shirt when
I fired."
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TILLAMOOK, UMIGOR.
This year, 1919, replete with cen
tennials and anniversaries, maika al
so the 200th anniversary of Mother
Goose ihymes. The tirst book of the
nursery rhymes which for genera
tions has been lisped by all the
world's children was printed in 1719
uy Thomas Fieet, a Boston publisher
who intended only to ridicule the
author ol tlie verses.
Mother Goose, so the story goes,
was the mother-in-law of Fleet, and
the rhymes she composed were made
up for the delight for her Infant
grandson. The practical minded
Bostonian priutei wearied of the
grandmother s chanting», anti when
she refused to be silent Fleet deter
mined to punish her by letting the
»orld ti ad her silly verses and laugh
at her. So each evening lie secretly
listened to the songs, wrote them
down uiid made them into a little
book, which he called, "Songs for tlie
Nursery, or Mother Goose’s Melodies
tor children."
History does not tell whether
Grandmother Goose was annoyed at
the suuueu publicity she received,
but it is certain that the publisher
was astonishe'd at the result of his
scheme lor revenge. Instead of ma
king his mother-in-law an ob’ject of
ridicule he provided her with such
undying fame that by many she is
considered a lvgendary character, an
American myth.
According to Rule.
“The German has a holy reverence
for rules and regulations.” said Ad
miral Sima in a recent talk with a
London writer. "One of our Yankee
destroyers took a U-boat crew pris
oner. Among them was a particular
ly square headed, lantern-jawed Ger
man, obviously a country bumpkin
before he degenerated into a pirate.
A’midsnipman thought he’d rag the
Boche a bit- particularly as he dis
covered he could talk English and
said to him: So, Fritz. I guess we’re
not going to do a thing to you.
You’re going to be tarred, feathered,
shot, hamstrung, and pitchhed over
the side of the boat. That’s all!’
Frltx was not especially dazed by
this program, but invinced efficient
Interest In it to Inquire:
Did you
say I wan to be drowned in the water
also, yesf’ ’You’ve got me the firHt
f timé, kid,’ said the middy. ‘Veil, all
right.’ said Frltx, resignedly, ’vat-
ever U de rule.”
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First Offering of Treasury
Stock Roosevelt Divide
Mining Company.
$10.00 A SHARE $1.00.
One of our most successful financers says.
"The time to get into any enterprise is in its early stage».”
Th: history of the properties of the Divide District has already proven
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Application will be made to list on the San Francisco Stock Exchange.
Officers of the Company—R. S. Berney, President; Fred Strassberg,
Vice-President; Milton Detch, Secretary; Geo. A. Foster, Treasurer and
Manager.
Mr. Foster is State Representative from Churchill County, and Mayor
of Fallon. Fred Strassberg is a prominent business man of Churchill County,
and until recently connected with the Churchill County Bank as Assistant
Tillamook People Are Pleased to Cashier. Mr. Detch is one of the best known mining attorneys in Southern
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It’s pretty hard to attend to duties in the mining business for over 30 years, and enjoys the confidence of all
With a constantly aching back;
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With annoying urinary disorders.
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