TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT FEBRUARY 27, 1919.
The President’s Bolshevist Delegate.
Allies Fleet Suiprised the Germans steamin.
Through Mined Zones Uninjured.
und
(George Harvey in The Weekly.) as long as she could then up
died.
Lenine nad Trotzke or whoever
Some little time before the end of amidship. a modern battleship is
Meanwhile, the widow bought some
sail appear for those advanced an land down in Metuchen, New Jersey, the war the German naval authori about as much afraid of mines as a.
tank of sharpnel splinters. The most
i archists at the Marmora conference
and George started a free-for all ties had discontinued the practice of
will meet a congenial spirit in the Love Colony for those who had mon laying mines altogether. They gave receut use of the device was on the
ex-Rev, George D. Herron, whom ey. but recruits had barely begun to up the plan because it was of no use. occasion on which the British fleet
President Wilson has appointed to arrive when the neighboring farmers The mines did not work. Time after entered the Baltic through a closly
E ARE facing the most extraor
represent the United States, along wives handed pitchforks to the hired time squadrons of British ships sail- ( I strewn mine area.
dinary situation in the history of
•
with Mr. William Allen White of men and told them to get busy. Geo ed bn a straight course through the
Destroyer of U-Boati.
our country. Never before have
Emporia, Kansas.
Essentially the paravane consists
rge saw them coming and didn't stop very heart of thickly laid mine-fields
so many new problems—so many de
George was born in Montezuma, running till he got to Italy, where, and came to no harm. With most of a long, bouyant, pear-shaped metal
atended
a
college
Indiana, in 1862,
mands for re-adjustment—thrust them
having left the widow at home, ,he exasperating immunity, England’s body. Ordinarily this would float on
at Ripon, Wisconsin, received a D. D.
selves upon men and women for settle
could develop his socialistic theories fleet pushed on several occasions the surface of the water, but a plane
degree from. Tabor College, began to
right into the Bight of Heligoland, placed under the broad end of the
ment.
1 preach in Lake City, Minnesota, con- in peace and quiet.
He is now a full blown Internation which, if mines meant anything, body and inclining dawnwards serves
'
tinned
as
pastor
of
the
First
Con
Things big with fate are happening and we must
should have been an absolute death directly the paravane
is towed
gregational Church in Burlington alists and a budding Bolsheviki. We i trap. Somehow or other it was plain
know how to adjust our business—our homes—our
through the water, to drive it below
quote
from
his
more
recent
published
and Berved later as Professor of Ap
personal lives to the new conditions.
i that the British navy was in possess the surface. The principle is the
plied Christianity in Iowa College. utterances:
ion of a device which rendered mines same as that by which the pull on a
“
I
am
myself
but
an
humble
and
This bank publishes a Monthly Bulletin Letter
, Who's Who’s record, prepared by
and minefields harmless. But the string drives a kite upward in the air
unimportant
follower
of
the
inter
that represents a very unusual service at this time.
himself, informs us that he "resigned
German experts never solved the ' Once down, the paravane is kept at a
In a dear and general way these Bulletins present
owing to opposition of trustees to his national Socialist movement for the mystery. Now there is no longer
predetermined constant depth by a
overthrow
of
the
system
which
at
the pith of facts that influence your welfare.
teachings.” As a matter of fact, he
present dooms the peoples of all na need for mystery, and the murder is 1 fishlike tail rudder, actuated by a
was
expelled
by
both
the
college
and
This is one of the ways we are helping our friends
tions to slavery, misery and hypo- out. The conqueror of the German 1 delicate hydrostatic valve. The valve
Congregational church of Iowa.
mines was the paravane.
and customers to meet the demands of the present
is set to keep the rudder horizontal
I
The “teachings" which produced . crisy.
■at a given depth. The increase or de
and assisting them in their plans for the future.
We
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The
church
has
wrought
mainly
by
Lieut. Burney’» Invention.
this untoward effect conform precis-
will gladly mail future copies regularly to anyone
We owe it to the inventive ingenu- ■ crease of the weight of water as the
'■ ely to the edicts respecting the mar brute anthority. That which was
paravane plunges deeper or raises
free for the asking,
ital relationship recently imposed by atheism- to Jesus has thought the ity of Lieut. Dennis Burney, R. N.,
towards the surface at once deflects
centuries
been
the
orthodoxy
of
the
and
the
persistent
advocacy
of
Ad
I Lennie and Trotzky upon the Rus-’
Tillamook County Bank
the rudder and rights the paravane.
sian people. George wears no shack church.. The historic form of Chris miral of the fleet Sir Hedworth
Tillamook, Oregon
The perfected paravane, carrying a
les in Love. A few sentences from tianity has done its work and now Meux, that the paravane, which was ;
load of about 400Ibs. T. N. T„ and
his published works will indicate his ought to disappear from the service first designed by Lieut. Barney as
of life. The Socialist will at last a method of attacking submerged capable of being towed at any depth
views, to wit:
up to about 200 feet, and any speed
"People who love each other and crown Jesus with a human glory I submarines, has been developed and i
up to 28 knots, proved itself an ex
therefore ought to live with each which shall spiritually transfigure perfected into a method of defense
tremely formidable weapon against
other need no laws to bind them to man. It is not Jesus that we ought to against moored mines, so complete
submerged submarines. The towing
follow,
but
the
highest
truths
of
our
as
to
render
the
mine
as
obsolete
a
gether. The coercive family will pass
weapon as the bow and arrow. Quick rope touching a sunken submarine
away with the coercive economic sys own soul.
its smooth sides the
"I have no expectation that the to realize the enormous possibilities slips along
tem. Even when love exists on the
part of one and not on the part of present kind of civilization can be of the paravane. Sir Hedworth Meux nose of the paravane is brought into
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the violent contact with the submarine’s
the other there can be no possible amended—it can only be ended. The spared no pains to encourage
young inventor, and secure official hull. Instantly the T. N. T. explodes
new
system
that
shall
give
to
every
good in the two being kept together
man at first what he is supposed to adoption of the idea. The very first and the U-boat ‘is destroyed, By a
by external law.
paravane was fitted on H. M. S. 1 further ingenious appliance it was
“Love must be set free and liberty have earned and afterward what he
Melampus in November, 1915. It was provided that it the towing rope, in-
trusted if noble and beautiful homes i needs, can no longer be called a
a great success. Early in 1916, spec- stead of slipping along the submar-
I.party
or
sectional
term.
All
kinds
of
are to spring up to make the earth I
became nipped -■ or caught
ial factories had been built, and the ine
' ’s side,
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a garden of truth and gladness. ■socialism mean the organization of a
in some part of its exterior, the in-
manufacture
and
fitting
of
paravan
world
in
Ahich
every
man
shall
be
There is a new world coming whose
es on both warships and merchant | creased tension of the rope was suf
wa,y can be made ready only by those born with an equal inheritance.
ficient to actuate the striking mech-
ships was in full swing.
"What
shall
become
of
God
and
who will throw away their good
' unism and fire the charge. Towed
Although
the
secret
has
been
so
gods,
if
temples,
creeds
and
faiths
names and accept, perhaps, everlast
Red Crown” is straight-distilled,
jealously guarded that right up to the ' 1 from the stern of a destroyer or a
ing disgrace as the price of their I in the new morning of socialism? It
all-refinery gasoline. Look for the
¡seems to me that the effect of the very end the Germans had no idea of trawler, the explosive paravane
protest.
Red Crown sign before you fill.
the means whereby the mooring quickly proved itself a most formid-
"Lives that are essentially one, co socialistic idea possessing the world
ropes (tough steel wires 1 Vi inches able weapon, and very many sub-
i
would
be
to
change
the
entire
atti-
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
operative in the love and truth that
(CaUIoraia)
thick) of their mines were cut, and marines have fallen victims to its
i
tude
of
human
life
regarding
the
makes oneness, need no law of state
cut so repeatedly as to lead them in i fishlike activities,
4
or church to bind or to keep them future.
"Protestantism stands—though it the later day's of the war to abandon | The outcome of the explosive para-
together. Upon such the imposition
mine lay^pg altogether, yet the para- • vane was the twin paravane, with
of force is a destruction and a blas doesn’t stand very well today—by
vane has'been extraordinary widely one side of the depressing plane
keeping
man
in
an
attitude
of
tear
phemy. On the other hand, no law in
used. Soon after the device had been weighted, causing it to tow, not in
the universe has a right to keep, to toward the unknown. Can you find
fitted to English ships,as fast almost, the ship’s wake, but obliquely and
gether those vitally and essentially me any representative Pretestant
as the special “Otter" type for this away from the hull. These are towed
.Church
In
the
City
of
New
York
to-
one
It
in
only
in
ireeaoiu
iu»i
ww
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one.
is
freedom that love
can find its own, or truth blossom in day who would not think civilization purpose could be constructed—its in pairs, one on either side, from a
employment by merchant shipping point as low down on the ship’s bow
the sour or other than a slave indi would fall into chaos if men were to
as possible. The towing ropes stand
take seriously the things that they became general.
vidually unfold.
Since the equipping of the fleet away, therefore, at a considerable
profess
in
their
churches?
Protestant
network
of
"Civilization with its
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of retribu- . Christianity believes 1 today a thou- with paravanes only two ships—H. angle from the ship’s hull, and mine
falsehood and suspicion
_______ _ ropes, which are encounter
nd
revenge
is
a
sort
of world sand times more in the > devil than in M. S. Cassandra and a light cruiser, mooring
tion at— _____
have been reported sunk by mines. : ed as the ship moves forward, are
conspiracy against the soul's lnteg- goodness.
rity and against individuality. Yet j ! "There is not a bit of spiritual That is a wonderful record, but so forcibly deflected from the ship and
complete is the protection which along the whole length of the towing
me right of
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________
the
a single
soul to
t fully difference between the Standard Oil paravanes afford that squadrons of rope, until they come to the para
and freely express Itself to live out | combination and the
the Presbyterian
and show forth all the truth about Church, or rather, take the Presby- warships can now steam with im- vane itself. Here a sharp saw set in
—....
within it-
it- ! j terian church in which I was born punity through the thickest mine a slot, into which the mine cable is
so .ho»
that <t
it na»d
need have
have within
H. C. BOONE, Special Agent, Standard.Oil Co., Tillamook, Ore. .. Itself
fields, The paravanes deflect the forced by the rush of water, severs
self no hidden thing, but be naked and rared. One demands tribute in
mines, cut their mooring ropes, and it instantly and the released mine
the
form
of
cash
and
the
other
in
the
before the universe and not be
render them harmless. Armed with comes at once to the surface, where
ashamed, is infinitely more import form of enslavement of souls and all two sets of paravanes, one pair tow
it can be immediately detected and
ant than the whole fabric of civiliza the cash it can get besides. But when ed from the bows and one towed from destroyed.
the socialistic movement comes to
tion.
“The travail of the soul to become something like a really definite con-
honest is far more vital and revolu flict with the capitalistic classes it
tionary, more menacing to what we will come as a program of uncom-
call civilization than any question promised socialism without regard
ing of the marriage system or the as to whether you or I want it or not.
"It is already too late to reform
(From the New York Sun.)
ditures enormously, never do come
question of any institution.”
There is one reason and only one I and never can come down to a nor
It must be said for George that he society in America. It is no longer a
practiced what he preached. In 1883 question whether you will have a why those now in control of the Gov mal basis or to anything like it.
he courted Miss Mary Everhard of socialistc revolution. It is only left to ernment will not break the Treasury
How, therefore, do those now in
Ripon, married her in the regular you to decide what kind of a revolu and bury the taxpayers under moun control of the government think that
tion
you
will
have.
”
tains of debt. It is that they are notion top of those unescapable billions
way and lived with her seventeen
So far as we uninspired Americans going to continue In control of the I the Treasury is going to be able to
years. Then he fell in with Mrs. E.
D. Rand a Wisconsin widow, who are concerned, this leaves us about Government.
invest billions of dollars iu shipping
had both faith and money. The com where we were, but the fact remains
Nearly three months after the war land then sink billions of dollars
that,
as
an
official
representative
of
bination attracted George, but the
the administration in Washington is ’ more in operating that shipping be-
country. still on a debauch of spending and^cause ft is not self supporting?
impressionable widow was getting our officially deserted
along In years too rapidly to suit his George is about to speak for us with of making contracts to spend, The1 “
How do they think the Treasury is
fancy. Fortunately she had a dau the full authority of our President, tongues of bureaucrats still wag wild going to be able to pay billions to
of
himself
and
whatever
lady
friend
ly in terms of billions. The govern our farmers, our railroads, our tefe-
ghter of about the right age named
Carrie and George’s heart went out he has been able to pick up in ment in their hands must still squan I graph and telephone companies?
to her. How Carrie felt about it no Florence since or before Carrie pass der, and it must squander in every I How do they thtnk the Treasury Is
body could tell, but the old lady was ed away.
possible direction at a rate which
Why the President selected George this country could not stand for long going to pay other billions of dollars
enchanted and started in forthwith
in financing visionary dreams of
to
represent
himself
and
the
United
to clear the way for an ideal rela
If it bad twice the population it has making foreign
nations, foreign
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
States at the national conference we and if It were five times as
tionship.
rich as races, whole continents, comfortable
For some reason or other George can only guess. It can hardly be sup it is.
and happy at our expense?
regarded his legalised wife as an ob posed that Mr. Wilson himseclf is yet
After we have come to an end of
How do they think the Treasury la
In
full
control
with
his
peculiar
stacle and for some other reason or
the period of showering out liberty going to be able to pay fairy god
other he did not care personally to economic and social theories or that and victory bonds like confetti where father to the farmers, traders, the
undertake the task of removing it. I he imagines that the country is.
does the administration think it is other million of souls in Europe,
Whereupon the widow approached
going to get the money to pay for all Asia, and Africa who are getting us
Warehouse and Offlce Cor. Front and 3rd.Ave. West. Tillainoik Or.
the wife in a businesslike way and
the bills it is still running up and is tied up in Paris to boundless re
Doctor
Eaton
Asiails
Bule
of
the
still trying to obligate the Govern- sponsibilities and to endless spend
BÌ25Z5a5Z525a5a5a5a52Sa5B5H5asa5ZSZ52SH5a5ESÌ5B5Z5Z5ZSaS2SaSZ5HSH5H5a5HS offered to buy George for Carrie.
Country.
There was some haggling over the
tnent to go on running up?
ings?
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price, no two being able to agree
However any government by any
In the prodigious volume those in
* as to what he was really worth, but
“The country Is in the hands of a party may try to stop waste and to control of the government are trying
finally the widow fixed the upset at set of fools today.’ ’
save, the nation will be compelled to to throw away American money, are
160,000 and the wife accepted. She
spend on account of the war bil
So said the Rev. Dr. Charles A. lions and billions of dollars anyhow. trying to commit the United States
was sick and tired of George anyway.
to a continuous performance of
Eaton,
of
the
Madison
Avenue
Bap
So she got a divorce and the widow
There will be the interest and sink
took George and Carrie away some tist Church, recently. He attacked ing fund payments on the colossal I throwing away such money forever
and ever, this nation would not have
where and hired a minister to "an the appointment of Professor George national debt
i
amassed in less than
nounce" that they were man and Herron as the representative of the two years. . There will be the prodi- to wait a generation for insolvency.
wife. It was according to Hoyle, but United States to the peace council gious sums which must be paid for It would not have to wait a decade.
neither was George nor the widow with the Bolsheviki leaders, saying: decades, as after the civil war, for It could count absolutely on being
utterly and eternally bankrupt, like
“When I think of George Herron the benefit
for that matter, and George said he
of crippled soldiers, wld-
felt just the same as if he had gone as the representative of this country owe and children. There will be the an Austrian ox a Turkey, before we
through the regular ceremony. Poor on a great mission 1 bow my head in maintenance of a standing army knew what was happening.
But as the legislative squanderers
Carrie didn't say a word. She stood it shame.”
“Any kind of plug of genuine Gravely
which two years ago would have been
will be put out of the government on
called vast. There will be the rnain- March 4, by vote of the American
used to be good Plug.”
teinance also of a navy which, at
enough for most of Good tote, smaller chew,
people. It is incredible
that the
Getting Bid of Colds.
best, devours treasure as the sea de
longer life is what makes Gen
same American voters will not finish
them. Nowadays uine Gravely cost less to cbew
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Ornamental Fire Places Built
vours shipwrecks. There will be the
1 thousand and one things which, up their job by voting at the next
nearly everybody is than ordinary tobacco.
of Brick and Stone, All Fire
The easiest and quickest way to
national election to put out the ad
H'ritf fa;—
Places absolutely guaranteed
get rid of a cold is to take Chamber
after the Government has multiplied
beginning to learn
ministrative squanderers. That is the
not to smoke or money re
G
enuine G ravely
lain
’
s
Cough
Remedy.
This
prepara
its
functions
and
swelled
its
expen-
about the real to
only guarantee of national solvency.
funded.
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Bnck work of all kinds done
/•r foeWrf •• dbraxaf ¿/a*
bacco satisfaction
and its value fully proven. No matter
on short notice.
what remedy you use. however, care
Having made, his declaration re
We make a specialty of re
Henry Ford was quoted in Ix>s-
must be taken not to contract a sec
garding high wages and short hours,
pairing smoking Fire Places
Angeles recently as saying he would
ond cold before you have recovered
Mr. Gompers should explain peciftc-
spend a million dollars to keep his
from the first one. and there Is ser
ally how he expects to secure and
successful competitor. Commander
ins danger of this. A man of middle
preserve a market for the product of
Newberry, out of the Senate. Well,
age or older should go to bed and
high wages and short hours in com
that million ought to produce con
stay in bed until fully recovered. It
petition with the product of low-
siderable noise, but that it will buy
lll.l AMOOK. ORE.
Is better to stay in bed three days at
wages and long hours from Europe
a vacancy in the senate does not at
the start than three weeks later on.
and Asia.
this writing seem probable.
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