TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. OCTOBER 4 When The Kaiser Quits. The Standard Store Golden’s (By Charley L. Grant.) Me name is Mikey Finning, In This Town have me fighting band and we’re to lick the Kaiser and ye bet we the sand, There’s mesilf and Mich ael Murphey, Ted and Timmy Flynn, Pat Gallegher and O’Grady, and we’rx goin’ in to win. There’s some of us from County Cork and some from Donnegal, but there’s not a single It will give us great pleasure if you will consider this a PERSONAL invitation to zfo slacker to be found amongst us all, for we ripresent auld Ireland, the land visit our store and seethe new styles that are in vogue for Fall and Winter. The niver diees, and we’ll sing the showing is very attractive and complete and you may rest assured that every 1 the River Shannon while the kaiser’s bul style represented is authentic and authoritive. Only a visit of inspection can I let flies on the red hot field of battle I impress you with the splendor of this superb display. So, come and see; be con- where the mighty cannon roar, we vmced by a personal inspection jT? will stand and foight as fearlessly I as Brennon and the Moor. We have the auld shilalley and we’re in the bat tle line, and we’ll foight our way through Berlin 'till we reach the riv er Rhine; we will stay in the battle and we’ll niver quit begob, "till the <$> submarines are vanquished and the * kaiser quits his job. Now, here is Tim O’Brien and there is Burke and Shea who are always I rough and ready for most any kind of fray when a foreign foe is shootin' at the little isle so green, and killin’ I babes and women with the cursed submarine. Sure, I says to Dan Me- , Caulley and to Kelley and O'Rourke: “We will show this BiH Hohenzollern I some moity fancy work in the way of puttin’ powder uider-neath his sub marine—and we’ll drink all the lager in the kaiser's auld shebeen.” Says smoilin’ Dennis Grogan: “Shure its ! ' just like shooting shnipes, and we’ll march forth to the music played by j , Scotty on his pipes, for the bonnie lads of Scotland they are wid us in ' the fray, it’s a long way to Berlin, . but begob we’re on the way and we’ll teach the saur krauters that it's whit- ’ in' for them to rob and we'll never • end the lesson ’till the kaiser quits Remember My Store is Located in Clough’s Old Drug Store Building on the job.” Come brawny lads of Uncle Sam, ' First Stree, Tillamook. we’re wid ye through and through. ‘ Though green our color, still we love 1 the Red and White and Blue—the, flag for all humanity on every land and sea, the flag which Captain Ho- j pan says will set auld Ireland free. 1 That shpalpeen of a kaiser, shure he ’ Women’s don’t care where he shoots, he’s a bad hog in the pertatie patch and don’t 1 care where he roots, for he wants our ' Shop land and money and he'll murder' slay and steal, but we're going to en- 1 Watch Our Ad Next week, Big Surprise for Everybody, Very Interesting. J? tertain him with a good old Irish reel ( when we’ll dance around his body while the Scottish pipers play: "It's! a long way to Berlin, but begob we’re I on the way,” With MacDonald as the 1 piper and MacGregor keeping time 1 and everybody steppin’ in the ranks 1 long the line, and we’ll never quit the ( battleuntil every German slob begs the Irish for bologna and the kaiser J quits his job. We’ll stand by Woodrow Wilson, shure he is a fightin’ man, he's the grandad of Mike McAdoo, the uncle ! Indiana Lady Describes Condition, of McCann, he’s a croney of Maloney ! and McCormick and McPhie, and a 1 HUDSON— H. O. Harrison Co., San FrancBco— Which She Says Was Due To friend of Timmy Regan and of Mike ; “Many owners of Hudson Super-six cars use O'Rafferty. Woodrow’s not a tyrant, a Constipation and Tells of Zerolene. We hear nothing but praise for it.” but he has the fightin’ jaws, and they J FORD — Fahy-Atterbuty Sales Co.. 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They would leave me in a hold the fightin’ kaiser while we worse condition than 1 was before taking, whisper in his ear, and if he doesn’t listen we will smash him on the gob and my stomach so upset... I know for the war will not be over ’till the once I suffered . .. from constipation, J kaiser quits the job. Womens Reliable in Quality) Reliable Methods Beautiful Coats, $11.90,15.00 17.50, Up to 45.001 Makes Clubbing Arrangement With Sensible Favorites in Velore, Broadcloth, Bolivia and Silk Plush | The Oregon Farmer Offers Unusual Opportunity to Its Readers 2 MONG our large circle of readers there are a great many who are in terested directly or indirectly in fruit growing, dairying and other branches of farming. 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WISE Canche Found on MONDAY AT TILLAMOOK TUESDAY AT CLOVERDALE WEDNESDAY at TILLAMOOK ^ bbm * THURSDAY AT TILLAMOOK -¿JrJL FRIDAY UalerptvoTAbsolutely. : Satisfaction Guaranteed . - _ DEALERS EVERYWHERE A. J. tower co . ! AT TILLAMOOK SATURDAY AT Both WHEELER Phone*. ralph T warren , TILLAMOOK ORE Notice of Pinal Account. Notice is hereby given that the un dersigned has filed his final account as executor of the will of John Guest, deceased, in the County Court of Tillamook County, Oregon, and said court has appointed Saturday, the 29th day of Septembar, 1917, at 10 o’clock am. at the Court House, as the time and place for hearing objec tions to said account and the final settlement thereof. Dated this August 20th, 1917. William Henry J. Guest, Executor of the will of John Guest, Deceased.