TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. OCTOBER 4
When The Kaiser Quits.
The Standard Store
Golden’s
(By Charley L. Grant.)
Me name is Mikey Finning,
In This Town
have me fighting band and we’re
to lick the Kaiser and ye bet we
the sand, There’s mesilf and Mich­
ael Murphey, Ted and Timmy Flynn,
Pat Gallegher and O’Grady, and we’rx
goin’ in to win. There’s some of us
from County Cork and some from
Donnegal, but there’s not a single
It will give us great pleasure if you will consider this a PERSONAL invitation to zfo slacker to be found amongst us all,
for we ripresent auld Ireland, the land
visit our store and seethe new styles that are in vogue for Fall and Winter. The
niver diees, and we’ll sing the
showing is very attractive and complete and you may rest assured that every 1 the
River Shannon while the kaiser’s bul­
style represented is authentic and authoritive. Only a visit of inspection can I let flies on the red hot field of battle
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impress you with the splendor of this superb display. So, come and see; be con-
where the mighty cannon roar, we
vmced by a personal inspection
jT? will stand and foight as fearlessly I
as Brennon and the Moor. We have
the auld shilalley and we’re in the bat­
tle line, and we’ll foight our way
through Berlin 'till we reach the riv­
er Rhine; we will stay in the battle
and we’ll niver quit begob, "till the
<$> submarines are vanquished and the
* kaiser quits his job.
Now, here is Tim O’Brien and there
is Burke and Shea who are always I
rough and ready for most any kind
of fray when a foreign foe is shootin'
at the little isle so green, and killin’ I
babes and women with the cursed
submarine. Sure, I says to Dan Me- ,
Caulley and to Kelley and O'Rourke:
“We will show this BiH Hohenzollern I
some moity fancy work in the way of
puttin’ powder uider-neath his sub­
marine—and we’ll drink all the lager
in the kaiser's auld shebeen.” Says
smoilin’ Dennis Grogan: “Shure its !
' just like shooting shnipes, and we’ll
march forth to the music played by j
, Scotty on his pipes, for the bonnie
lads of Scotland they are wid us in
' the fray, it’s a long way to Berlin, .
but begob we’re on the way and we’ll
teach the saur krauters that it's whit-
’ in' for them to rob and we'll never •
end the lesson ’till the kaiser quits
Remember My Store is Located in Clough’s Old Drug Store Building on
the job.”
Come brawny lads of Uncle Sam, '
First Stree, Tillamook.
we’re wid ye through and through. ‘
Though green our color, still we love 1
the Red and White and Blue—the,
flag for all humanity on every land
and sea, the flag which Captain Ho- j
pan says will set auld Ireland free. 1
That shpalpeen of a kaiser, shure he ’
Women’s
don’t care where he shoots, he’s a bad
hog in the pertatie patch and don’t 1
care where he roots, for he wants our '
Shop
land and money and he'll murder'
slay and steal, but we're going to en- 1
Watch Our Ad Next week, Big Surprise for Everybody, Very Interesting. J? tertain him with a good old Irish reel (
when we’ll dance around his body
while the Scottish pipers play: "It's!
a long way to Berlin, but begob we’re I
on the way,” With MacDonald as the 1
piper and MacGregor keeping time 1
and everybody steppin’ in the ranks 1
long the line, and we’ll never quit the (
battleuntil every German slob begs
the Irish for bologna and the kaiser J
quits his job.
We’ll stand by Woodrow Wilson,
shure he is a fightin’ man, he's the
grandad of Mike McAdoo, the uncle !
Indiana Lady Describes Condition, of McCann, he’s a croney of Maloney !
and McCormick and McPhie, and a 1
HUDSON— H. O. Harrison Co., San FrancBco—
Which She Says Was Due To
friend of Timmy Regan and of Mike ;
“Many owners of Hudson Super-six cars use
O'Rafferty. Woodrow’s not a tyrant, a
Constipation and Tells of
Zerolene. We hear nothing but praise for it.”
but he has the fightin’ jaws, and they J
FORD — Fahy-Atterbuty Sales Co.. Loe Angeles—
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say he’s some relation to the Dooleys I
“we recommend Zerolene for the lubrication
and McCraws. He was never known I
Black-Draught.
of Ford cars.”
to weaken, but is always standin’ pat I
and the kaiser’s sure to find that he is I
MAXWELL.— J- C. Phelan, Fresno—
Scottsburg, Ind.—Mrs. Annie Johnson, “Casey at the bat." Come all ye I
“Zerolene is giving us the best of satisfac­
foightin’ Sammy boys and join the I
tion.”
of this place, writes: *‘I well remember
big parade and we'll march upon the I
I suffered for a long time with constipa­ kawer with the Irishmen’s brigade
HUPMOBILE— Manley Auto Co., Portland—
tion, which would get me down. I took we will jine wid Dan McCarthy, wid
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“we are convinced that Zerolene is giving
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uniformly satisfactory results.”
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doctors’ medicines and any number of Mac Dougall and wid Weir, who will
purgatives. They would leave me in a hold the fightin’ kaiser while we
worse condition than 1 was before taking, whisper in his ear, and if he doesn’t
listen we will smash him on the gob
and my stomach so upset... I know for the war will not be over ’till the
once I suffered . .. from constipation, J kaiser quits the job.
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was so ill we had to have the doctor, just
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i stomach was so bad ...
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Notice of Pinal Account.
Notice is hereby given that the un­
dersigned has filed his final account
as executor of the will of John Guest,
deceased, in the County Court of
Tillamook County, Oregon, and said
court has appointed Saturday, the
29th day of Septembar, 1917, at 10
o’clock am. at the Court House, as
the time and place for hearing objec­
tions to said account and the final
settlement thereof.
Dated this August 20th, 1917.
William Henry J. Guest,
Executor of the will of
John Guest, Deceased.