TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, SEPTEMBER 27, 1917.
HOUSEWIVES
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of property involved, immense and
serious as that is, but only of the
wanton and wholesale destruction of
noncombatants, men, women
and
children, engaged in pursuits which
have always, even in the darkest pe
riods of modern history, been deem
ed innocent and legitimate. Property
can be paid for; the lives of peaceful
and innocent people can not be. The
present German submarine warfare
is a warfare against mankind.” Wood
row Wilson, President of the United
States .
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words sound like as if uttered in the
light of the present. We are at war
They Are Giving the First Compre
today because we have been forced
hensive Record Ever Made of the
to see what Lord so clearly saw—
American Family’s Weekly Diet
that the "final and logical develop
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ment’’ of the Prussian policy was
What is said to be the first compre
proving fatal to all other national
hensive record of the Nation’s diet,
ities and liberties, our own included.
from by far the largest number of in
dividual household pantries, is now
Bacon on the Rhine.
under way, through the cooperation
of the American housewife.
She is
(By Charley L. Gant.)
telling what her family has on hand
Wake up, boys! and fall in line,
on a given date, what it needs to eat
there’s lots of bacon on the Rhine,
for a week, and what its monthly ra
though beef is high and mutton, too,
tion is. This she is doing to help
To Supplant Legs.
a good, big slice of hog will do. We’ve
along the war emergency food survey
got a land of sunshine here—when
now being conducted by the United
The individual motor car, just rain don’t come and skies are clear—
States Department of Agriculture.
large enough for one, and taking up the brightest stars, the serenest moon,
Enlist Services of 10,000.
little more room that a wheeled chair,
An army of 10,000 women is en is yet to come. This vehicle may be and Nature plays the sweetest tune
listed in the work, and to each has propelled upon the sidewalks, in time on the ukulele of her forest trees and
been sent a letter from the depart totally supplanting the pedestrian. mild guitar of her sapphire seas. We
ment together with blanks for the in The whole world will go on wheels, have the song of the forest birds, the
ventory of food# on hand and for the and legs will no longer be used ex hum of bees and the low of herds,
the soughing breeze and the moun
recotd of a week’s total of food used cept in athletics and within doors. It
tain range—no, thank you kaiser, just
by the family.
is reasonable to believe that the evo keep the change—we want no land
President Wilson, in approving the lution of motoring is not half com
plans of the Secretary of Agriculture pleted. The new “auto”-cracy is just from your vast domain all blood
soaked where your lust has slain the
for the survey, said that “authoritat beginning to establish itself.
babes in arms, the lame and old, and
ive information concerning the Na
all for love of power and gold. We’re
tion’s food supply is a matter of con
Wild Fears of Army Life.
going to fight, if fight we must and
sequence at all times and is of pecul
we’ll march right through Berlin or
iar importance at the present mo
Numerous incidents reported in i the "bust,” pitch your tents on Rhone
ment.” All who arc assisting the de United States since the selective con-
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partment in making the survey are scription law was passed have shown and Rhine and take a twist at the
rendering valuable patriotic service. that many persons have a wildly ex kaiser’s spine. Come on, boys! Let’s
get the swine, there’s lots of bacon on
It is felt that inventories of stocks on aggerated notion of the dangers and
the Rhine.
farms, in storages, and in retail es hardships of army service. They evi
The price of wheat seems low to me
tablishments, which are also being dently feel that a call to the colors is
taken at this time, will be under about the same thing as a death sen to the side of the price of liberty
standable only in relation to the rate tence. A few have killed themselves. which F’rance once helped our boys
of food consumption. The interpre Some have shot off an arm or cut off to pay—our duty’s clearer it seems
that way. Good turns should never
tive figures, therefore, are being given several fingers. Other mutilations
be forgot though done by a dog or a
by the women of the country, and have been reported.
Hugeunot. We still have love for
statements will guide the govern
This is the malines* of fear. In aH those old vets and it’s time we tried
mental agencies and the public in wars, even in the tremendous conflict to pay our debts.
Let the price of
making plans to increase the product now raging, a soldier has about 19
wheat go to the skies and the price
ion of certain food, to promote effi chances out of 20 of surviving a of beef get twice the size it is; we’ll
ciency in the distribution of these year’s service. In two years he docs still find meat and bread, and see
products, and to direct the campaigns not run as much as a 10 per cent risk that the folks at home are fed, as
to better conserve and use them.
of death. German and British records well as the boys out there in France
What is Listed.
indicate that the ratio of fatalities is who were no slackers and took a
The inventory is of all stocks on not more ttlian one out of 25 men an chance. We love this land, this U. S.
hand on the pantry shelves, in the nually.
A., where the lambs and the hump
bins, the refrigirator, or the kitchen
As for hardships, some soldiers backed salmon play and the bonnie
cabinet. This is accompanied by a list like the change from conditions of flag floats everywhere and the hired
of the members of the family, their civil life ..Many seek to remain in mil man and the millionaire marching
ages and occupations.
itary service after the war’s end. forth at the country's call and for
There is also a weekly record oi Most all who escape wounds say they Freedom's sake they will give their
meals served to home folks and to feel unusuallv well and physically fit. all. We’re going forth to the kaiser’s
guests, with the kinds and quantities Disease in modern armies maintained land, where the fight is thickest, to
used. These include the foods used my advanced nations is less common take a hand and when we're hungry
from the household stocks and thosi than in ordinary occupations.
and care to dine there’s lots of bacon
produced at home, from the home
War il grim ami terrible enough still on the Rhine.
garden for instance, as well as those without wild exaggerations of its
Wonderful land which we have out
purchased. Mothers are also asked to perils and sufferings. Always its here where we have no booze, no
report the candy, cakes and ice cream chances have a good balance on the wine, no beer, and the last salt tear
which are bought and eaten in ad side of safety.
has done been shed on the hogshead
dition to the regular meals I his will
coffin of "Dago Red.” The rural rust
piobably require considerable coop-
Twenty Years Ago.
ics are lingering still in the smiles of
erat on on the part of the children
the arbor—and cider mill, but we’ve
who have pennies to spend.
Ladies wore bustles.
all braced up and the world looks
Fifty-four items are included in the
Operations were rare.
bright though the war is on and our
records of food on hand, although 't
Nobody swatted the fly.
blood says fight. Grand old land from
is not supposed that any family will
Nobody had seen a silo.
mountain tips to the vale below
have an entry under each one of the
Nobody had appendicitis.
where we’re building ships to carry
64 classifications. The classifications
Nobody wore white shoes.
our succor across the main to the
themselves are further subdivided, as
Nobody sprayed orchards.
struggling brother on Somme and
in the case of fresh meats, salted
Cream was 5 cents a pint.
Seine. Big war crops of wheat and
meats, bakery products, fresh vege
Most young men had “livery bills.” corn and spuds, while the cow with
tables, and the like, under which sep
Contaloups were muskmelons.
the crumpled horn is waxing fat in
arate items are to be listed. For ex
You never heard of a “tin Lizzie.” the clover patch, there’s lost of bugs
ample, under fresh meat would be
Doctors wanted to see your tongue. where the chickens scratch. No oth
listed pork, veal, lamb, beef, and so
Milk shake was a favorie drink.
er land was ever found with a Wash
on. The same classification is used
Advertisers did not tell the truth.
ington—and a Puget Sound, with the
under the record of food consumed in
Nobody eared for the price of gas greatest and grandest inland sea
where we’re building ships of Liberty
oline.
The Family Record.
Farmers came to town for their to carry the Sammies, the corn and
In the family record the name ami mail.
wine and bring back home bacon
address of the family is given, lint not
The hired girl drew one-fifty a from over the Rhine.
for publication. Each housewife will week.
This old land is a land of dreams
tell whether the family lives in the
The butcher threw in a chunk of with its forests, farms and bays and
city or in the country and will give liver.
streams, fish and fruit and mills and
the total family income.
She then
Folks said pneumatic tires were a traps—the kaiser isn’t wise perhaps,
lists the members of the household by joke.'
but we have the kitchen to feed the
sex and age and occupation, and will J Nobody "listened in” on a tele world—and we have a flag which will
tell the number of meals which they phone.
stay unfurled till the last sun shines
eat at home and those which they eat
There were no sane Fourths, nor and the last moon's full and the kaiser
away from home during the week in ! electric meters.
no longer shall peddle the bull about
which the record is kept. Meals pre
Strawstacks were burned instead of “Me und Gott” in a partnership,
pared at home but eaten elsewhere, | baled.
’cause he’s found a man that they
such as lunches taken to work, are
Publishing a country newspaper both can t whip. If Woodrow hadn’t
considered home meals Where there , was not a business.
have had the jar on the way to fight,
are children in the family the approx
People thought 1 English sparrows our Teddy R. would have made the
imate quantity of milk used daily by , were “birds.”
kaiser a kraut machine from the
each of the children under 7 years of
Jules Verne was the only convert scraps picked up from his submarine.
age is also recorded.
( to the submarine.
But Woodrow, too, is doing fine, he's
It has been stated that the only
You stuck tubes to your cars to using our fir and spruce and. pine in
survey which is in any way cquiva- hear
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a phonograph, anil it cost a ships and planes and wings which
lent to this one now being taken was ( dime.__________
are big aplenty to carry things for
made some 20 years ago on a limited
the boys to eat and shoot and wear—
Scale. It has been considered the one , Why We Are at War With Germany. we’ve got the kaiser up in the air. We
authoritative source of such informat
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don’t care for the cost of duds and
ion, although standards and costs of
In John Lord’s lecture on Freder the price of beef and flour and spuds
living have advanced materially since ick
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the Great, and published in the for the whole shebang will work out
it was taken.______________
"Beacon Lights of History,” he says: fine—there’s lots of bacon still on the
"If ever there was a purely mili Rhine.
The American Throwing Arm.
T
tary monarchy it is Prussia; and this
PROOF FROM FOREST GROVE
The story of Plattsburg that our kingdom has been in Europe what
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men, eager to throw bombs in the Sparta was to Greece. All the succes Forest Grove Citizens
Speak out
way they throw baseballs, are being sors of Frederick have followed his
Publicly.
policy
with
singular
tenacity.
All
compelled to adopt the British style,
shows once more the administration's their habits and associations have
In Forest Grove we find that peo
incompetent conduct of the war. \\ e been military. They have made their ple are praising Doan’s Kidney Pill*
country
one
vast
military
camp.
may be short of military tactics, but
“The resources of the kingdom highly. Being so near by, the state
we arc long, very long, on throwing.
ment of a Forest Grove resident is of
Generations have perfected tin Aim r- have been expended in standing arm
erican arm for this purpose until it ies, and these are a perpetual menace. particular interest. Tillamook People
lias become one of the modern won A network of military machinery con will do well to profit by Mr. Haynie’*
ders of the world. Vet this acquired trols all other pursuits and interests. experience.
John F. Haynie, county road com
and inherited skill is tossed aside, ami The peasant is a military slave. Pre
we are told that we must throw like cedence is given to military men over missioner, Forest Grove, Ore., says:
men who know only cricket! Is this merchants, learned men and jurists. "Several years ago, 1 was given up to
scientific warfare? Think what a bri The genius of the nation has been di die with complication of kidney and
of military bladder troubles. Words couldn’t be
gade of American baseball playii- rected to the perfection
gin to explain what 1 went through
with bombs in their bands might Mo discipline and weapons.
‘ I'iie government has always been for nearly a year. After taking about
on the western front!
I he mere
fact that a bomb weighs many times prepared (or war, and has been rare twenty boxes of Doan’s Kidney Pills
what a baseball does is surely inel- ly advetse to it. It lias ever been in succession, 1 was restored to my
evant. Or, if it proves anything, it is ready to seize a province or pick a former, good health and today L can
that a bomb ought to be hurled in the quarrel. The great idea of Prussia is hold my own with any man. I give
fashion in which a football is passed. nnlitari aggrandizement. It believes Doan’s Kidney Pills full credit for my
If not one American game, then iin- in new annexation* until Germany present good condition. This medi
shall be united under a Prussian kais cine has no equal and I always re
other, must win the war.
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pires to be. The spirit, the animus of plaining of kidney trouble.”
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character, their cargo, their destin war a perpetual necessity
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seis of friendly neutrals along with sight of. Ihis is what Frederick
those of belligerents. Even hospital sought and his successors have cher ily should be provided with. Colic and
ished.
The
legacy
he
bequeathed
the
diarrhoea often come on suddenly
ships and ships carrying relief to the
solely bereaved and stricken people world was not emancipating ideas, and it is of the greatest importance
but
an
ever
expanding
policy
of
that they be treated promptly. Con
of Belgium, though the latter were
provided with safe conduct through military aggrandizement, by which sider the suffering that must be en
the proscribed areas by the German the weaker and unoffending states dured until a physician arrives or
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