TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, SEPTEMBER 27, 1917. HOUSEWIVES I I. I i HELPING. of property involved, immense and serious as that is, but only of the wanton and wholesale destruction of noncombatants, men, women and children, engaged in pursuits which have always, even in the darkest pe­ riods of modern history, been deem­ ed innocent and legitimate. Property can be paid for; the lives of peaceful and innocent people can not be. The present German submarine warfare is a warfare against mankind.” Wood­ row Wilson, President of the United States . ____ _________ words sound like as if uttered in the light of the present. We are at war They Are Giving the First Compre­ today because we have been forced hensive Record Ever Made of the to see what Lord so clearly saw— American Family’s Weekly Diet that the "final and logical develop­ ------ o------ ment’’ of the Prussian policy was What is said to be the first compre­ proving fatal to all other national­ hensive record of the Nation’s diet, ities and liberties, our own included. from by far the largest number of in­ dividual household pantries, is now Bacon on the Rhine. under way, through the cooperation of the American housewife. She is (By Charley L. Gant.) telling what her family has on hand Wake up, boys! and fall in line, on a given date, what it needs to eat there’s lots of bacon on the Rhine, for a week, and what its monthly ra­ though beef is high and mutton, too, tion is. This she is doing to help To Supplant Legs. a good, big slice of hog will do. We’ve along the war emergency food survey got a land of sunshine here—when now being conducted by the United The individual motor car, just rain don’t come and skies are clear— States Department of Agriculture. large enough for one, and taking up the brightest stars, the serenest moon, Enlist Services of 10,000. little more room that a wheeled chair, An army of 10,000 women is en­ is yet to come. This vehicle may be and Nature plays the sweetest tune listed in the work, and to each has propelled upon the sidewalks, in time on the ukulele of her forest trees and been sent a letter from the depart­ totally supplanting the pedestrian. mild guitar of her sapphire seas. We ment together with blanks for the in­ The whole world will go on wheels, have the song of the forest birds, the ventory of food# on hand and for the and legs will no longer be used ex­ hum of bees and the low of herds, the soughing breeze and the moun­ recotd of a week’s total of food used cept in athletics and within doors. It tain range—no, thank you kaiser, just by the family. is reasonable to believe that the evo­ keep the change—we want no land President Wilson, in approving the lution of motoring is not half com­ plans of the Secretary of Agriculture pleted. The new “auto”-cracy is just from your vast domain all blood soaked where your lust has slain the for the survey, said that “authoritat­ beginning to establish itself. babes in arms, the lame and old, and ive information concerning the Na­ all for love of power and gold. We’re tion’s food supply is a matter of con­ Wild Fears of Army Life. going to fight, if fight we must and sequence at all times and is of pecul­ we’ll march right through Berlin or iar importance at the present mo­ Numerous incidents reported in i the "bust,” pitch your tents on Rhone ment.” All who arc assisting the de­ United States since the selective con- < partment in making the survey are scription law was passed have shown and Rhine and take a twist at the rendering valuable patriotic service. that many persons have a wildly ex­ kaiser’s spine. Come on, boys! Let’s get the swine, there’s lots of bacon on It is felt that inventories of stocks on aggerated notion of the dangers and the Rhine. farms, in storages, and in retail es­ hardships of army service. They evi­ The price of wheat seems low to me tablishments, which are also being dently feel that a call to the colors is taken at this time, will be under­ about the same thing as a death sen­ to the side of the price of liberty standable only in relation to the rate tence. A few have killed themselves. which F’rance once helped our boys of food consumption. The interpre­ Some have shot off an arm or cut off to pay—our duty’s clearer it seems that way. Good turns should never tive figures, therefore, are being given several fingers. Other mutilations be forgot though done by a dog or a by the women of the country, and have been reported. Hugeunot. We still have love for statements will guide the govern­ This is the malines* of fear. In aH those old vets and it’s time we tried mental agencies and the public in wars, even in the tremendous conflict to pay our debts. Let the price of making plans to increase the product­ now raging, a soldier has about 19 wheat go to the skies and the price ion of certain food, to promote effi­ chances out of 20 of surviving a of beef get twice the size it is; we’ll ciency in the distribution of these year’s service. In two years he docs still find meat and bread, and see products, and to direct the campaigns not run as much as a 10 per cent risk that the folks at home are fed, as to better conserve and use them. of death. German and British records well as the boys out there in France What is Listed. indicate that the ratio of fatalities is who were no slackers and took a The inventory is of all stocks on not more ttlian one out of 25 men an­ chance. We love this land, this U. S. hand on the pantry shelves, in the nually. A., where the lambs and the hump­ bins, the refrigirator, or the kitchen As for hardships, some soldiers backed salmon play and the bonnie cabinet. This is accompanied by a list like the change from conditions of flag floats everywhere and the hired of the members of the family, their civil life ..Many seek to remain in mil­ man and the millionaire marching ages and occupations. itary service after the war’s end. forth at the country's call and for There is also a weekly record oi Most all who escape wounds say they Freedom's sake they will give their meals served to home folks and to feel unusuallv well and physically fit. all. We’re going forth to the kaiser’s guests, with the kinds and quantities Disease in modern armies maintained land, where the fight is thickest, to used. These include the foods used my advanced nations is less common take a hand and when we're hungry from the household stocks and thosi than in ordinary occupations. and care to dine there’s lots of bacon produced at home, from the home War il grim ami terrible enough still on the Rhine. garden for instance, as well as those without wild exaggerations of its Wonderful land which we have out purchased. Mothers are also asked to perils and sufferings. Always its here where we have no booze, no report the candy, cakes and ice cream chances have a good balance on the wine, no beer, and the last salt tear which are bought and eaten in ad­ side of safety. has done been shed on the hogshead dition to the regular meals I his will coffin of "Dago Red.” The rural rust­ piobably require considerable coop- Twenty Years Ago. ics are lingering still in the smiles of erat on on the part of the children the arbor—and cider mill, but we’ve who have pennies to spend. Ladies wore bustles. all braced up and the world looks Fifty-four items are included in the Operations were rare. bright though the war is on and our records of food on hand, although 't Nobody swatted the fly. blood says fight. Grand old land from is not supposed that any family will Nobody had seen a silo. mountain tips to the vale below have an entry under each one of the Nobody had appendicitis. where we’re building ships to carry 64 classifications. The classifications Nobody wore white shoes. our succor across the main to the themselves are further subdivided, as Nobody sprayed orchards. struggling brother on Somme and in the case of fresh meats, salted Cream was 5 cents a pint. Seine. Big war crops of wheat and meats, bakery products, fresh vege­ Most young men had “livery bills.” corn and spuds, while the cow with tables, and the like, under which sep­ Contaloups were muskmelons. the crumpled horn is waxing fat in arate items are to be listed. For ex­ You never heard of a “tin Lizzie.” the clover patch, there’s lost of bugs ample, under fresh meat would be Doctors wanted to see your tongue. where the chickens scratch. No oth­ listed pork, veal, lamb, beef, and so Milk shake was a favorie drink. er land was ever found with a Wash­ on. The same classification is used Advertisers did not tell the truth. ington—and a Puget Sound, with the under the record of food consumed in Nobody eared for the price of gas­ greatest and grandest inland sea where we’re building ships of Liberty oline. The Family Record. Farmers came to town for their to carry the Sammies, the corn and In the family record the name ami mail. wine and bring back home bacon address of the family is given, lint not The hired girl drew one-fifty a from over the Rhine. for publication. Each housewife will week. This old land is a land of dreams tell whether the family lives in the The butcher threw in a chunk of with its forests, farms and bays and city or in the country and will give liver. streams, fish and fruit and mills and the total family income. She then Folks said pneumatic tires were a traps—the kaiser isn’t wise perhaps, lists the members of the household by joke.' but we have the kitchen to feed the sex and age and occupation, and will J Nobody "listened in” on a tele­ world—and we have a flag which will tell the number of meals which they phone. stay unfurled till the last sun shines eat at home and those which they eat There were no sane Fourths, nor and the last moon's full and the kaiser away from home during the week in ! electric meters. no longer shall peddle the bull about which the record is kept. Meals pre­ Strawstacks were burned instead of “Me und Gott” in a partnership, pared at home but eaten elsewhere, | baled. ’cause he’s found a man that they such as lunches taken to work, are Publishing a country newspaper both can t whip. If Woodrow hadn’t considered home meals Where there , was not a business. have had the jar on the way to fight, are children in the family the approx­ People thought 1 English sparrows our Teddy R. would have made the imate quantity of milk used daily by , were “birds.” kaiser a kraut machine from the each of the children under 7 years of Jules Verne was the only convert scraps picked up from his submarine. age is also recorded. ( to the submarine. But Woodrow, too, is doing fine, he's It has been stated that the only You stuck tubes to your cars to using our fir and spruce and. pine in survey which is in any way cquiva- hear j a phonograph, anil it cost a ships and planes and wings which lent to this one now being taken was ( dime.__________ are big aplenty to carry things for made some 20 years ago on a limited the boys to eat and shoot and wear— Scale. It has been considered the one , Why We Are at War With Germany. we’ve got the kaiser up in the air. We authoritative source of such informat­ ----- o don’t care for the cost of duds and ion, although standards and costs of In John Lord’s lecture on Freder­ the price of beef and flour and spuds living have advanced materially since ick j the Great, and published in the for the whole shebang will work out it was taken.______________ "Beacon Lights of History,” he says: fine—there’s lots of bacon still on the "If ever there was a purely mili­ Rhine. The American Throwing Arm. T tary monarchy it is Prussia; and this PROOF FROM FOREST GROVE The story of Plattsburg that our kingdom has been in Europe what . . . —Q - — men, eager to throw bombs in the Sparta was to Greece. All the succes­ Forest Grove Citizens Speak out way they throw baseballs, are being sors of Frederick have followed his Publicly. policy with singular tenacity. All compelled to adopt the British style, shows once more the administration's their habits and associations have In Forest Grove we find that peo­ incompetent conduct of the war. \\ e been military. They have made their ple are praising Doan’s Kidney Pill* country one vast military camp. may be short of military tactics, but “The resources of the kingdom highly. Being so near by, the state­ we arc long, very long, on throwing. ment of a Forest Grove resident is of Generations have perfected tin Aim r- have been expended in standing arm­ erican arm for this purpose until it ies, and these are a perpetual menace. particular interest. Tillamook People lias become one of the modern won­ A network of military machinery con­ will do well to profit by Mr. Haynie’* ders of the world. Vet this acquired trols all other pursuits and interests. experience. John F. Haynie, county road com­ and inherited skill is tossed aside, ami The peasant is a military slave. Pre­ we are told that we must throw like cedence is given to military men over missioner, Forest Grove, Ore., says: men who know only cricket! Is this merchants, learned men and jurists. "Several years ago, 1 was given up to scientific warfare? Think what a bri­ The genius of the nation has been di­ die with complication of kidney and of military bladder troubles. Words couldn’t be­ gade of American baseball playii- rected to the perfection gin to explain what 1 went through with bombs in their bands might Mo discipline and weapons. ‘ I'iie government has always been for nearly a year. After taking about on the western front! I he mere fact that a bomb weighs many times prepared (or war, and has been rare­ twenty boxes of Doan’s Kidney Pills what a baseball does is surely inel- ly advetse to it. It lias ever been in succession, 1 was restored to my evant. Or, if it proves anything, it is ready to seize a province or pick a former, good health and today L can that a bomb ought to be hurled in the quarrel. The great idea of Prussia is hold my own with any man. I give fashion in which a football is passed. nnlitari aggrandizement. It believes Doan’s Kidney Pills full credit for my If not one American game, then iin- in new annexation* until Germany present good condition. This medi­ shall be united under a Prussian kais­ cine has no equal and I always re­ other, must win the war. er. \\ hat Rome became Prussia as­ commend it to others I hear com­ pires to be. The spirit, the animus of plaining of kidney trouble.” America's Cause for War. Prussia, is military power. Price 60c. at all dealers. 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The legacy he bequeathed the diarrhoea often come on suddenly ships and ships carrying relief to the solely bereaved and stricken people world was not emancipating ideas, and it is of the greatest importance but an ever expanding policy of that they be treated promptly. Con­ of Belgium, though the latter were provided with safe conduct through military aggrandizement, by which sider the suffering that must be en­ the proscribed areas by the German the weaker and unoffending states dured until a physician arrives or government itself and were disting­ may be gradually absorbed by irres- medicine can be obtained. Chamber­ uished by unmistakable marks of sistable despotism .like that of the lain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea identity, have been sunk with the Romans, whose final and logical de­ remedy has a reputation second to same reckless lack of compassion or velopment proves fatal to all other none for the quick relief which it af­ nationalities and liberties." fords. 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