Tillamook headlight., September 13, 1917, Image 2

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, SEPTEMBER 13. igi7.
What the Editors Say.
dtcUively-^Spokesman Review
«
chan the European article.
Startling Revelation About the Draft
If Nelson, the victor of Trafalgar
Law.
A Little Slice o’ Life.
had lived in these days, he would have
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General Young’s illuminating state­ My wife, poor wretch, as Sam Pepys
been discharged as physically unfit,
for he had only one eye, one arm and ment in yesterday’s Spokesman-Re­ Would have said, has been doing Red
was a chronic invalid. But he was view affords a startling revelation of [ cross.
! the inadequacy of the present draft ! Work during the humid spell,
"some fighter."—Oregonian.
for "**°*«*«»ci
sustained warfare with the ' And has been so red and cross that we
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I ' _, law ~~~
Undaunted by the high cost of liv- 1 CiUJon
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I Have been having war at home as
ing the crop of marriages blossoms ., We registered
--»-...cu 9,600,000
«.ow.uvu men,
mi and | well
CHEVROLET
in greater abundance than ever. That , i “ - n -----
’a8mtude
of these ____
numbe
'
_;rs may i : As abroad.
J. W. Leavirt & Co., San Francixo
'
She
is
an
integral
part
of
is the
incomparable optimism of
c°untry into a a faise
false sense of Eighteen "movements” which have
“From our exhaustive tests of Zerolene, we think it is lhe
youth. The two living as cheaplv as su.,1,c,ency. But General
—
71'. Yr
Y oung
re- ! Been organized in the
best oil for use in our cars.”
one is a clever little hoax of cupid.— n'nn nsftnS
onl.y a approximately
Ppro.Gm:
2,- ! Past two weeks, and when
RLO
Sheridan Sun.
i
1
v,l'l qualify • for
militr
‘------”’tary ser-
American Automobile Co., Tacoma
mentioned the fact that there
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I vice, t he remaining 7,600,000
.. . ) will be I Have
“tried Zerolene in Reo cars; results so good that we have
been no feet in my socks for
Senator Stone of Missouri, denies ex-r7ipte^ on one ground or another.
been entirely converted.”
that he is a pro-German sympathizer .. h' government is
is now
now making the Quite a spell and that
which leaves him in the equally con- I1 rst draft
of 687,000
and is preparing 1 Darning had become a lost
DORT
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and
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f
Qr
a
secon
j
¿raft
of
probably
the
r/niotable position of merely
same number. When these two drafts ! Art about our shack she hinted
L«A<h-Frawley Motor Co., San Franaaco
That
if
I
joined
the
army
I
would
“
excellent
mileage
with
minimum carbonization.”
nine ---------
monkey-wrenches
into
t e t j,ave . bcen
.
, .----
kU
--- »» made
ncii ii there will remain of |
have is no use in arguing
e
• machinery
'
2,000,000
but 626,000 ' a nere
national
at every oppor- the
n?ve available
bc.en made
there
PACKARD
Whole socks the year round
tunity.—Oregon Register. __
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Cuyler Lee, Oakland
There a is woman.
no use You
in arguing
men in reserve.
With
are whipped
“Zerolene has given us perfect satisfaction.”
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Bit
W
Hipped
With a fixed price of $2.20 a bush- '. - B
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expe
r-..c..c
"e?« C 5nO
shows,
ws as v we are I Before vn.. t'-“ - -<--*■
Before you fire a shot.
el for wheat there will be no worry | ,urth.er reminded, that three ~ men
n-
are —R. K. Moulton in New York Mail.
on the part of the farmer to make r .i.;
,equ t- 'r<;d >*»
reserve
for
each
,or eactl
on
We should
in re-
both ends meet—but the consumer the
1 firing
- ■ line.
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’ ’V.U
„ have man
may have some difficulty in pulling
times V34,Qo' men-4,-
The Traitor.
his ends together before winter is 122,000 instead of 626,000.
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How shall they be provided? By
over.—Umpqua Valley News.
By Berton Braley.
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amending the draft law, in the judg- He hangs out a flag from his home
Endorsed by Leading Car Distributors
President Wilson has decided to fix mcnf 01 this eminent authority of the
and his office.
—becauM the record, of their Mrvice department, .how
the price of coal at $2 per ton for bi- regular army, so as to require régis-
j
He always stands up at “The Star
that Zerolene, correctly refined from California asphalt-
Spangled Banner.”
tuminous or soft coal at most of the “atlon ln I’18 of all men (not pre­
ba« crude, give, perfect lubrication — leu we.r, tnor.
mines, with a slightly higher or lower i yi05J,y. reR>stered) of the ages of 19 In talks and discussions he rails at
power, least carbon depo.lt*.
the Prussians
price for different localities , condi- jt0 - lncIu’lv^., .
tions and ease of operation, and a I On June 5> 1918, there v would be And handles the kaiser in a virulent
manner;
provision that the jobbers shall not. tflree cJfasscs~19? 20 and
Dealen everywhere and at wr
__ 21 1 years of
acrvKc »talloni.
receive more than fifteen cents for a^e affected by
by the
me amendment.
amendmen He always is present at loyalty meet­
ings,
handling. The price is nearly double ¿bese^three
classes wouid
would total 3,-
3
_______ vmssts
that of 1914.—Telephone Register. . 000,000 but exemptions would be of And up on the platform he pays for
a seat,
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much lower percentage in these ages
STANDARD OIL
McMinnville _
is ___
to ____
have a "groce-«v
than in the
other classes.
General (The price doesn’t matter, his profits
—
«asses,
ueneral
~ - that
’* out of the 3,000-
COMPANY
are fatter,
teria.” M.
I
__ __ E. Hendricks
is to open Vnunrr
Young estimates
(A. aliterai* )
onc"in the quarters made vacant by ,
’ „„/.f>vernm!'nt would secure
Since war gave him a chance for
cornering wheat.)
the firm of Laughlin & Sitton going
,or military service, or
out of business. The News-Reporter w!,hin 4 Per cent °f the number that He talks with emotion of "brave sol­
For tractors, Zerolene
dier laddies”
informs its readers that a "groceteria’; ^J11 Oe 5e™rfUtom the present reg-
Heavy-Duty is espe­
is 'a grocery store where you carry • «‘ration of M00,000.
Or "noble young jackies who sail
cially recommended.
on the foam,”
home the things you buy and pay at
General Young shows Jrom the
the door as you leave.—Newberg En- ; y^cords^of
the
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...C war department
uepartment that in Then shoots up the price on potatoes !
STAR GARAGE.
and rice,
terprise.
1 the civil war an overwhelming major­
TILLAMOOK GARAGE.
ity of the men in the Union armies And other things needed abroad and
at home;
;
Tax the rich before the poor are were
we/e 21 years and under when they
taxed for this war. The eyes of Jhe
the enlisted, "exactly that class which has He praises brave mothers who give
their sons freely,
I
voters are upon the members of Con­
not "pursue” a ¡»w” The official figures are 2.159-
Then soaks these same mothers for
gress. If
I 11 'they "do
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798
men
in
the
Union
armies
of
21
clothing and food,
straight course they will be defeated
at the polls. There is no doubt of this. years and under, as against $618,511 But if you cry “traitor” this smooth
speculator
and over.
It is the duty of every paper of Ore- of 22 . years
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Will think you are one of a lunitic
gon to publish the records of the I . In conclusion General Young for-
brood.
Oregon Senators and representatives cibly^says that the logic of these facts
at Washington.—Woodburn
Inde-, an<l figures "points with unerring ac­ Yet BenedictArnold was only a piker
curacy to universal military training Compared to the man who, amid all
pendent.
the strife,
as the fundamental principle of a per­
The war tax on whisky will bring manent continuing military policy.”
Will seize on the chances to force
huge advances
in $100,000,000 less than it would
___ 12 ' Not many months ago a great many
In things that a nation depends on
have brought if congress hadn’t fool- people thought Mr. Bryan was right
for life;
ed around so long with it. Apparently when he said preparedness was not
about 10,000,000 gallons of whiskey needed, for if the United States He did his foul work in the war of
secession,
will be withdrawn from bond before should ever be attacked a million men
He poisoned our boys in the conflict
the tax becomes operative. And the would spring to arms in a day. Now
with Spain—
money the nation needs for war ex- that the
has been . . aroused
t _ _ nation
a by the from
penses goes into the pockets of the ! its - false
sense of e security
ter­ High up on the gibbet we ought to
exhibit
whiskey interests.—Umpqua Valley ( rific lessons of the world war, it com­
This traitor who holds up a nation
prehends the truth and force of Gen­
News.
for gain!
eral Young's axiom, "the potentiality
The man who can bring a hog to of a nation is feared by no prepared
Smile a Little.
town and sell the porker at $20 per adversary. It is the actual power it
hundred and with the money turn can exert at a given moment that
Mrs. Nexdor: "Professor
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o._
Adagio
around and buy his winter’s supply of 1 compels, through fear, respect for its
TILLAMOOK, ORE.
called at our house yesterday and my
coal is not the man who has the real j sovereignty.”____________
daughter played the piano for him.
kick coming. The one who has a roar
He just raved over her playing.”
The Kaiser's Telegram.
coming is the laboring and toiling
man caught between the crush of all
Winks: "What did Jones die of?”
Mr. Gerard has done at least one
advanced prices without opportunity
Blinks: “Overwork—earning money
to increase his income. Isn’t that so? service by the publication of the kai­ enough
pay for the operation that
ser’s telegram to President Wilson. saved his to life.
—News Times.
”
He has brought it home again to the
The newspapers could do them- ‘ German people that they have really
“Did you tell your husband every­
selves and their community a real been without self government. And thing?
”
service by resolving to refuse to print ! the comments of the liberal German "No; he won’t listen to me for more
any of the free dope sent out and press
.
upon
.
the kaiser’s indiscretion than three or four hours at a stretch.”
then sticking to the resolution. The | of 1914 as now revealed, are sur­
government doesn’t ask the railroads prisingly outspoken and bitter. At | "And so you are a large family,”
to transport supplies free of charge, , first, the official organ of the govern­ asked the caller.
nor the soldiers to work for nothing, ment stated that it was in a position
"Yes,” replied the eldest son,
nor the shipbuilders to build ships i to affirm that no such message had I "There arc ten of us boys, and we
I am going to dispose of my Stock of
gratis, nor the munition manufactur- : ever been sent by the kaiser. But be- 1 each have a sister.’
ers to donate their powder and shells, fore the ink was dry on that state- | I "Good Gracious! Then there are
Goods at greatly Reduced Prices,
If it did they would be laughed at and ment came the printing of the authen- ■ 1 twenty of you?”
Consisting of
scorned. The president and the cab­ tic text of the telegram in Washing­ “Oh, no. Only eleven.”
inet officers and congress are still ton. The point was sure to be made
drawing their salaries and when they in Germany, as it has been with em­
“Ma, won’t yer let me have some
decline to take them for patriotic phasis, that this meddling of the cake now?”
reasons then it will be time for the kaiser in foreign relations was a dis­
“Didn’t Oi tell ye Oi wouldn’t give
newspapers to give away their only tinct violation of the pledge which he it to ye at all if ye didn’t kape still?”
And everything in a First Class
commodity, which is advertising space made to the reichstag when Prince | I “Yes, but—”
■ Bulow was chencellor and threatened I "Wei, the longer you kape still the
—Corvallis Gazette. w
Harness Shop ; also
i to resign unless William IV would sooner ye’ll get it, moind that.”
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With all authorities agreeing that agree to keep his hands off the con- I
0 y
OU confess that unfortunate
there can be no slump in dairy pro­ duct of foreign affairs. And it is not | "g
“So
you
ducts for a long time to come it only the kaiser who now comes in for y0Ung man was carried to the pump,
would be well for those planning to , severe arraignment in the German and there drenched with water? Now,
dispose of their herds this fall to re- press.
t____ Chancellor Michaelis and the Mr. Fresh, what part did you take in
consider the decision. It is true that new foreign secretary are sharply this disagreeable affair?”
feed is scarce and high, but this con- taken to task for having shu e< a
Undcrgratduate, (meekly)
"The
dition can be better met in this dis- misrepresented in the mat .er o
left leg, sir.”
trict than in others less favored and kaiser’s telegram. The ,
.
the man with cows in Washington been one more disagreeable disci - "Uncle”Peter Bates was a local cel­
ebrity who kept the tavern at Ran­
county will be in a much better po- Ure of one-man power in Germany,
dolph, Vermont, in the old staging
sition to reap future benefits than The Nati on.______________
days.
those elsewhere. As a matter of fact
Are You a Liability?
One morning after breakfast, as a
a producing cow represents much
stranger was about to depart without
more than its selling price deposited
Commerce
and
Finance,
paying his bill. Uncle Peter walked
in a bank, and it is certain that if
men that
it is sold this year it will require
It is
,, not unusual for ----
r.«.f are
ul up to him and blandly said:
more than ffie money received plus careless,
5, imps
improvident,
w
— or
- — un
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’“«'”*“' I “Mister,
- - if .you should lose your
that
the
owes them
a . r pocket
book between
Mant- .
the cost of the feed to buy it back t -- o _ say
t
_ y mm
uiv world
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. you
. . . here
j, j„ - and
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are .. a ......
liabil- pelier, .........
remember
didn
’t take
»ext spring.—Independent.
living. Such men usually , ,,,f
ity instead of an asset to the world. ’ . out here. ”
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mm I»
z4/>r*1arpc
. Genccral Pershing’s cabled admoni- i i AlldllUdij
Anactuary
of
high . -----
rank
Relates
v.
•••&*•
-
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lion to the American people, to be man is a burden to society or is likely My wife is planning a little canning,
I
The
house
is
all upset.
Patient and not expect him to rush to become one, unless he has. free
There’s no use denying that she is
the American forces recklessly to the and clear of all obligations:
$228
buying
firing line, will be well received by all At the age of 25 ................
534
The greatest outfit yet.
thoughtful citizens. “It is impossible.' At the age of 30 ..............
942 She has me hopping and daily shop­
■tc reminds us, “to create a vast fight- At the age of 35 ................
1404
ping.
mg machine merely by the wave of a At the age of 40................
1974
The start I’d gladly see.
hand." Or, as Clemenceau forcefully At the age of 45 ..............
2676 For all this planning about her can­
Phrased it in a similar message to the At the age of 50................
3570
ning.
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL
American public, a modern army can ...
the
age
of
55
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At
4764
Is
jarring me.
n°t be improvised. History abounds At the age of 60................
6000
CEMENT. LIME, PLASTER, LATH AND
m solemn warnings of the folly of At the age of 65 ................
"It’s such a god world he? Then
mttimely attack by unprepared or un-, If you accept these figures you may tell me this."
BRICK; DOMESTIC STEAM AND
timely attack by unprepared or im­ determine whether you are a human
"Well?”
perfectly prepared armies. Probably asset or a liability.
in
the
"Why isn't the pearl found
SMITHING COAL.
more wars have been lost from that
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_ that marks
oyster with
the __
regularity
Buying Smokes for Soldiers.
*rror than from any other blunder, a
) the appearance of the fly in the oint-
Warehouse and Office Cor. Front and 3rd Ave. West, Tillamook, Or.
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f*ct thoroughly known to the Prus-
There is a pretty strong suspicion - ment?”
5un leaders, and General Pershing that
the tobacco trust has pinned its
*'ell says that to put an inadequate, > greeuy
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. schemes 0,1,0
greedy
merchandising
onto I* verY nice ,o t,link
'’'sufficiently supplied force into act- the sentiment
that has -wepl the That the world is full of meat and
the
sentiment
that
his
swep
combat woulcr merely be making «country
com- ­
drink.
country favoring every aid and com
’mistake which the Germans unques- fort
'■'d the
DR. ELMER ALLEN,
that can be supplied
the Amen-
Ameri­ One fact, however, makes us sigh,
honably have hoped and expected the
“
Patriotic
tobacco
trust
s
The
fact that prices are so high.
can soldier. "Patriotic tobiceo trusi
“tited States would make. Our work i tobacco" has been advanced in price
DR. GEORGE J. PETERSON
"It’s such a good world, eh? Then
u well cut out before us. This year we but by the aid of public spirited citi­
Dentists.
’rt to exert all our resources to the zens throughout the country, the en­ fided the sweet young thing at the
***k of providing food for the allies, tire American supply can likely be boarding house,
"Welt
?* Putting our stupendous credit be- unloaded onto the soldiers and sail-
National Building.
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,,J hardly go that far," re­
J*d them, and of building up a great lors to such an extent that those who plied the grouchy boarder, "but I will
Tillamook,
Oregon.
i say that you have darned little."
‘’’"•ing force that will hit the Ger-
®aB line next year and hit it hard and go to France will not need to pur-
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for our cars
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etc.
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NATIONAL BUILDING,
TILLAMOOK
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