« •vK TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT TILLAMOOK COUNTY FAIR Large Display of Holstein and Guer nsey Registered Cattle. THE FAMILY LIFE. Normal Restraints Mak« Man th« Mattar of Him»«lf. AUGUST 30, 1917 TRADING IN STOCKS. STORY OF A FORCED LOAN. Thing« a Man Must Know to Bo a »uo- c««aful Speculator. Th« Way Zapata Gave tha Bankara of Maxico Two Surpriaaa. 1 PRANKS BIG SHELLS PLAY. ----------- Curious £ff«ct« of High Explooiv«« U««d In Mod«rn W«r. LEGALIZED NICKNAME^ Th.y App..r«d In Colonial Tim.«, The explosive force of the big shells Nicknames are not llkelv tn “All those who are trading in the The fifth annual Tillamook County Modern assailant* of tlie fumlly sup One morning Zapata, the Mexican war has produced fashion so long as bunlan Fair opened on Tuesday and the at pose that by destroying it they can stock market might well ask themselves leader. Issued two proclamations. One used In nioderu tendance for the first two days was emancipate the individuals who com whether they are »[»eculators or gam was a prohibition edict closing Hie , many curious effect*. lu some cases mains what It is In these these effects have been to deprive men ever, it ls not customary t0 ’ fairly good, but not as large as last pose It. In their delirium they con bler*," says John K. Barnes in the year. There is a large display of Hol ceive that the goal ot life 1* the throw World’s Work. "Any one can gamble «.».loons, the other a command for the of the power of »peech, in others to re such titles u|M»n official record. <t’’ bankers of the city to assemble for a stein and Guernsey registered cattle, store it In the same wuy hearing has formerly the habit, uecordin. ? ’ in stocks, but It ls not profitable. Xt which is the largest ever put o* ex ing off of all restraints, says William takes a high degree of specialized conference. been lost and also regained, while sight archives of several of oUr S1L“ 1 ltoscoe Thayer in Harper's Magazine. The bankers attended the meeting. has iieen suddenly banished und a* hibition at the county fair. In tlie Dutch records hi lffit u knowledge and training to speculate. The other exhibits are good and Nothing could be more mistaken. They went in fear, dreading confisca suddenly brought back. John Pietersen, alia» Friend Job? Normal restraints, those which build Here are some of the complex require tion of their deposits. Only a few attractive, especially the school and But one of tlie most astonishing ef the Newtown p- rebase from ,h j up a man and make him master of him- ments of technical knowledge that are I day» before the armies of General Grange exhibits and cheese. fects of all was that narrated by a dians, dated In 1(;.-, g . one of th(1 ’1 We will give the premium list next ' self, are really the means by which be indispensable to the successful *[>ecula- Carranza bad collected a "forced loan” French captain. It occurred while he aries is "by a Dutchman's kind « week. j gets hi* true freedom. A little wuter tor: pesos from the banks. whs occupying an observation i»ost in The horse racing and ball games in a boiler will generate enough steam i “He should know how to read the I of 10.000.000 Huns tlie Ueoro." and in the flu h* Wliat mercy could be expected of the a tree. An eight inch shell happened arc proving interesting. to run a locomotive; the same volume business barometers. Among these are | bandit leader? Zapata's speech was to explode immediately beneath him. patent, dated Oct. 12. 1007 On the opening day the business the bank clearings throughout the coun boundaries u "John the Swede', with the result that tbe displacement ow. " In I«).-,, in the Kings cou? men, headed by the Scottish pipers j on the ground Is a puddle and no more try, which show the rapidity with which short and to tlae |>oint. Discipline is the barrel of the gun. "my men are of tbe uir burled him clean out of the "Caballeros. ” be said, and drummers marched to the fair money 1* changing bunds through the I grounds. Owing to fog the aviator, ' the rudder of tlie ship. The sagie law pesos to feed tree. It also knocked him senseless for ords, a man is named llvin- c banks, and thus give* the best measure hungry. I want 50.000 * Ralph P. Hansen, was unable to get applies to human beings, and such an You will pay a few moments, and when he came to anus ns "Ttnil* the Fisher." them for a few days, The common council of New v away from Seaside on Tuesday, but institution as the family has proved we have of the business doing; the un this. 1 promise you protection, Yon himself he made the amazing and dls- did so on Wednesday. When coming , Itself indispensable to the highest de filled order* on the books of the United may carry on your business without I concerting discovery that it had strlp- Kill ordered fish to be brought Inn States Steel corimration, our largest in dock "over against the city hall „ down outside of the fair grounds he velopment of its members. molestation as long as you do not aid I ped him of his breeches, vest and tunic, met with an accident. It seems as the The man who thinks that by casting dustrial comimuy, which are reported the enemy. You may go when you i leaving bim. a* he put it, "us bare as a house that Long Mary fortnerlv» machine entered a low place, which off its ties he gets a larger freedom tea day* after the close of each month; I In." and In the same year an ords, worm." acted as a kind of air poeket, with a deceives himself. At most he ex railroad gross earnings, which are now I sign tlie order for the money." Another soldier descrilied tlie freak pa*M<] “that Topknot Hetty and strong wind above. The wind caught change* a higher plane for a lower and reported weekly by some roads and I Thankful to escape with such a mod children be provided for as oblect. the machine and it turned a somer uionthly by all, and railroad net earn est demand, the bankers did as they 1 of a shell of which he was the victim. charity." 11 sault throwing the aviator out and secures whatever privileges that de ings, which «how the pro*i»erlty in that I were ordered. Zapata kept bis [»art of It exploded several yards away from The explanation of this CUItM doing the machine considerable dam scent implies. He retreats toward the imjxirtnnt field; the production figures ' the bargnin, and for months the city him without doing him any harm. But many eases was that the person age. Hansen was bruised up some plane of the beast, out of which it has for coal, Iron, copper, etc.; the export i was better policed than It has ever it blew bls overcoat from Ills back, and I question either had no family and had two teeth knocked out, but been man's mission to rise and climb. and was driven when he picked the garment up it was been since l ’ orfirlo Diaz lin|»ort figures, which control our I otherwise is not seriously hurt, al He accepts the tiondage of a more in had forgotten them, so that th» International credit position und have from Mexico. But thiB is the strange minus all the buttons. though he might have met with a sistent selfishness. their generally accepted nl<knaBe, was Tbe eccentricity of another shell to one who part of the story — strange been of great importance since the war much more serious accident. came a necessity. begun; money rate* and the elements knows the system of confiscation which sworn to by a trooper, who was cer- AUSTRALIAN STORE TALK. Circuit Court. that affect them—gold imixtrts. foreign lias bled tlie business men of the coun talnly a very close observer. He was | standing between two horses when the loans, etc., and probably, at»ove all, he try: RELIGIONS IN CHINA. Circuit Judge G. R. Bagley, who Th«ir T«rm “8oft Good«” Moans What should watch carefully the crop pros Ten days Inter Zapata paid back the projectile burst close by, killing both We Call Dry Goods. was in the county spending a vaca animal*, but not injuring the trooper in SO.UOO pesos.-Christian Herald. pects throughout the country. Ona For Everyday Life, On« | tion, took up and disposed of several The United States is not the only the slightest. “Unless a man understands the mean- nosa and Ona For Daath. cases this week. country that takes liberties with the Ings of these thing* and ha* a very The state religion ls not Coafo Wesley Raney vs. State Industrial mother tongue. Australia speaks a ARMOR PIERCING SHELLS. OUR PAPERS ARE TRUTHFUL ism, though founded on it. To Commission, Judgment entered in ac language of trade that would not be ■peclal and unusual tem[»crament lie worship of heaven it adds the ww cordr.nce with supreme court decis- understood elsewhere. For Instance, side* he can never succeed as a spec-' They Proved Their Superiority Over ulator.” Only When Deceived, ae a Rule, Do I of nature in its chief material fo ion. the Gathmann Explosives. "dry goods" is seldom heard, the Aus In other words, the average man ha* They Wander Into Mendacity. William Tohl vs. H. F. F.ffcnbcrg- such as the earth, sun. moon tad , The late Louis Gathmann, the inven tralian term being "soft goods.” Tills no chance in the 8|ieculative markets. er, Mary Effenbergcr, Anna Klein "Our papers seldom lie.” I teems mountains and rivers. To the cult» tor, wlio died at the age of seventy- generally applies only to piece goods, and Herman Tohl. Judgment and de four years, labored long and hard and Taylor says so, and he should know, • ancestors it not only adds that »t cree in favor of William Tohl the with some inclusion of ready to wear with zeal and enthusiasm to bring having been a newspaper man him roes, but expands so as to take MANSARD’S ROOF. plaintiff and the defendants Mary Ef- articles. The house or shop that car about the development of the high ex self. He states "that newspapers rare many of the divinities of Taoism fenberger, Anna Klein and Herman ries articles for men's wear ls known ly print statements that are not at ■ Buddhism, thus forming a compo Tohl, the sole and only heirs at law as a “mercery” and never as a haber By It th« Archltaet Woe Hl« Son'« Life plosive shell which bore his name. of the three religions. From Loui* XIV. of Henry Tohl, and that the defend dasher’s. “llal»erdashery" means what It was Mr. Gathmann's belief that it least poor relations of the truth. Logically the three are irreconcilt “ In the Qrst place, com petition among ant, H. F. Effenbergcr has no right In America ls covered by “notions.” The great hall of the Hotel de Ville was not necessary to carry the high title or interest in the real property. The shop that handles women’s wear of Arles, designed by Mansard, is the explosive shell through armor plate newspapers is too keen. Facts them the Taoist being materialism, the I Lightfoot vs. Erickson. Motion for is known as a “dra[»er’s,” and the or wonder and admiration of every one and into the Interior of a ship, but that selves are explosive enough and scatter didst idealism and the Confucian new trial overruled. ganization composed i f members of the who has seen it on account of the if a sufficient quantity were detonated plenty of libel suits in their wake as it sentially ethical. Yet the people I i W. L. Provoost vs. Bay City, et al. trade ls calle 1 I lie Master Drapers’ as groined roof. against the outside of a ship it would is without a paper's deliberately hunt the state, make cf them a unity Demurrer overruled. swallowing portions of each. In« ing for trouble by printing fiction. soclatlon. The “mantle ' department is In regard to this a neighboring cafe be equally if not more destructive. William Kee vs. J. W. ShorJR-idge. “Usually when nn absolute misstate nary their llvesrare regulated by C the one that handles women's coats tier tells u somewhat grim story. King He secured from congress an appro Demurrer overruled. fucian forms; in sickness they call Citizens Hank vs. J. T. Alexander, and suits. The manager of the store Louis XIV. happened to be passing' priation for an eighteen inch gun capa ment has appeared in a newspaper the Taoist priests to exorcise evil ipg or shop ls known as director, and an paper's chief offense is in having be through the city Just at the time Man ble of throwing a shell containing 500 ct al. Default. sard was superintending the comple pounds of guncotton. Our army and lieved an untrustworthy source, a con- and at funerals they have Buddh Louis Wcinhard ct al vs. F. H. “assistant" is a salesman. “Warehouseman does not mean, a tion of his creation. The roof was sup navy officers held that the only effec tingency ditlicult to guard against priests to say masses for the rep«» Aslitnann. Confirmation of sale. man who stores goods for others, but a ported by a powerful pillar. The mon tive shell would be one of the armor since any paper is more or less at the the soul. Besides the women and the prit Notice. wholesale dealer in “soft good*” and arch admired the work and congratu piercing type provided with n delayed mercy of Its out of town correspond- the like, The business of what ls lated the architect on his design. At action fuse, which would burst the ents and news agencies. Any corre- hood tlie two sects last named Is known in America as that of ware- that moment the architect was passing shell back of the armor. spondent can fool any pftper once, but very few profess«! adherents, tk The annual meeting of the Tilla housemen the whole nution is more or less to ls conducted in Australia by through great domestic tribulation. He Both types were tested at Sandy it is to the credit of editors that an mook Mutual Telephone Co. will be ••I had a son under sentence of death, so Hook about a score of years ago. The over imaginative correspondent rarely by them. The men (at least thow held on Saturday, September 1, 1917, ‘bulk store*.”—New York World. can read) almost without exception at 1:30 o’clock at the court house. t he thought it would l>e a good oppor armor piercing shell penetrated an gets a second chance to exercise bis fess to be followers of Coufuciui.- Corsica and England. tunity to Intercede on behalf of the eleven inch plate and tore the backing talents. All turn out as business of import entlfic Monthly. It is an almost forgotten fact that lad. ance will come before the mealing. "After all, the principal reason why to pieces. The Gnthmann shell burst Mansard threw himself ut the feet of against the face of the plate, but failed our press does not print Iles Is that The R. E. Buttz damage case will for a period of a little more than two years during the Napoleonic wars Cor- the king und said: "Your majesty sees be discussed. Oil and Lubrication, to do more than dent it in the earlier newspaper men as a class are honest, OH Is a peacemaker and «err* sfea was a British possession, After in the center that massive column? If S. A. Brodhead, Sec. conscientious beyond the average and, rounds, Anally cracking it in two in the evacuation of Toulon the British you will spare the life of my son I pu rpose by Interjecting Itself bets the last round. The superiority of the according to their code, strictly honor I am in the market at all times for government felt it necessary to take will remove the unsightly pillar, and armor piercing shell was thus estab able. Certain things may be permitted the two warring elements of a beai tita* knk.. O_!iL urrxt #-» • r ' your baby calves—Smith "The Calf the island, and Lord ITowe, with Nel the roof shall stand without support." by that code that strike the layman as surface which would soon find th Ilshed.—Lo* Angeles Times. Man,”—Both Phones. son as brigadier, was sent to drive out “Mansard," replied the king, "if you peculiar, but deliberate mendacity is selves in the midst of a hot and■ astrous argument were it not for the French. With the capture of Calvl. accomplish that miracle I will pardon not one of them.”—Century. She Wee Fired. good offices of this conciliatory m July 12, 1794, where Nelson lost Ills your son, but if you fail I will hang In Hudson Maxim's "Dynamite Sto um. Therefore it is an actual flin eye, the island fell into British hands, you with hitn." A Dramatic Scan*. oil which is forced into the b«u1 and George III. formally accepted the The architect removed the pillar ries" is the following sad narrative: The most dramatic scene ever wtt- "We once had a servant girl whom crown of Corsica, appointing Sir George without great difficulty und I with the nessed in Westminster hall was that or under tlie cylinder walls and < Elliott as British viceroy and allowing result desired. The cafetier r is a plii- we nicknamed ‘Jeopardy’ because she trial in Henry VIII.’s reign when 480 which adjoining bearing surface««1 could not be prevented from pouring the Corsicans to retain their legislative losopher, and he concludes his story men and eleven women appeared be It is because tbe actual film of assembly. In 179<I the activity of the with the reflection that had i not Man- kerosene directly from the ran upon a fore the king and some of his great must exist between tlie smooth i French navy In other parts of the sard's son been a scamp the hall at lighted fire. One day Jeopardy left us nobles witli ropes around their necks faces of a benring that it is found 1 very suddenly. and she never came essary for oil to be of a certain th Mediterranean resulted in n sudden Arles would I e Just like any other hall. back. We were sorry she left, as Jeop- o* a charge of being concerned in the ness or viscosity. It therefore bee« decision of the British government to —London Globe. rising of the prentices on the previous ardy was a good girl. It developed evident why oil, to lie satisfactory withdraw from the Island. The evaett- » that she had chanced to find a fifty May day. Fortunately they had good use in a gasoline engine, should 1» Musicians In Army and Navy. at ion was completed on Oct. 20 of that i friends in three queens — Katherine. year, and Corsica reverted to France. 9 Each regiment of the army has a pound case of dynamite sticks in the Mary of France and Margaret of Scot a quality not easily broken dowi band. Mett in the band have no mili woodshed, which she had been using land—who begged for their pardon on thinned by tbe temperatures read tary duties to perform other than that to start the fire in the kitchen stove. their knees, and when Henry at last In the oil circulating system of Polytechnic Rutin««« Collego He Was Game. Oakland, California of playing, unless the band be mount Sometimes dynamite will work all right yielded to such supplications the pris average automobile [tower plant- They had been married throe months and were having their first quarrel, ed, in which case the care of a horse for such a purpose, but it is notional oners, it is said, "gave a mighty shout W. Slausen in Leslie's. follows. They have ample time to stuff and cannot be depended upon for joy, throwing their halters toward which shows that they were n remark practice and are constantly under the I t merely to burn. It was during one of the top of the hall." The stage has Was Too Particular. able couple. at this College will prepare you for A Boonton (N. J.) real estate i "Evidently," she said Icily, "you re instruction of a chief musician, who is those intervals that Jeopardy went.” never produced anything to rival that a good poution at was trying to sell a small far® gret that you have married me The an expert in his line. The duty of a dramatic moment.—London Graphic. $75 to $100 per month Th« Ruling Passion. mail to a possible purchaser to step Is not irrevocable, however. If musician In the navy is not hard. The StenogTBphen «nd Typewriter» are in greab r demand “Jibway ls such a confirmed fan that hattan. a very precise and partie you care to be released from your band plays twice dally for nil hour. Sleeves In Workshops. than at any time in the history of the world. 1 he U. S. Musicians attend no drills and do no he applies baseball slang to every con- bonds”— Government «3 pu>ing *75 to $I(X) per month for begin Although time and again workmen I person. One day n friend asked ner* in <ivii *rrvicc depl. The CommiMion ha« given u» "Naw,” tie interrupted impatiently. work except keeping their quarters ceivable situation.” have been warned regarding the dan how he was making out on the de* this informnlion and drtire« to have ua prepare a large “I've met men like that.” "Oh, I've quit," he said in «1 “I'm no ninety day recruit I enlisted clean.—Kansas City Star. BUtnliet of beginning stenographers at once. ger of loose clothing when working Buuness and prolevional men, railroad companies, "For instance, the other day Jib- aroimd machinery, it appears that of marked pleasure. “Lou re for the term of the war." corpotAiH-Mi*, every depaAment oi public and private busi way attended what was expected to lie many of them persist in ignoring the wrote for so many details and kept Warlike Women. ness is citing tor help. “We want stenographer»“ She couldn't think of any retort, so The most celebrated warlike women a wedding ceremony. The bridegroom danger. As a result 980 workmen sistfng on having more that I P* is the cry everywhere. she maintained a scornful silence.— The Polytechnic College will gpeciallxe in among the ancients, apart from the failed to show up. There was much were killed in the United States last at Inst and wrote telling bim » heipinx young men and women take this courao Cleveland Plain Dealer. fabled amazons, were the Helvetian excitement and confusion. The bride year by being drawn into the wheels would pay the freight both W the coming yoar. I loaselike at «-ommodationa and low rate« are indies. Caesar praises highly < tlielr was so angry she vowed she would of machinery or.thrown to death when would ship the darn farm deva to History and Legend. udeted as well as a Not far from the town of Charlotte military achievements. Lu. more than marry any man who would take the [»arts of their clothing became caught city for bim to look at. and be • Position Guaranteed Amalie, In wluit was once the Danish one instance the legions of Home turn missing bridegroom's place." in rotating members. Loose sleeves answered my letter.”—Puck. “Well, well!” WRITE FOR CATALOGUE and neckties are prolific sources of West Indies, are two old towers com ed their backs on the fair ones of “That was when Jibway sang out, danger and should not be tolerated for monly known as Bluebeard's castle Switzerland. During the crusade* wo Tho Old Order Paneth- •Is there a pinch hitter present? ” ' — a single moment by the careful worker. and Blackboard's castle. Legefid has men often performed the most roman What bas become of the old 1 Birmingham Age-Herald. —Exchange. it that here these daring old bucca tic and chivalrous deeds, dying cheer e<l man who was about to soTe neers luul their headquarters and play- fully by the sides of their lovers aud problem of perpetual motion.' husbands. A Famous Beauty. i'd their romantic roles as "the hornets A Pint of Bees. And where is tlie old fashion < Mme. de Remusat had features so Tbe phrase "A pint of bees” was of the Spanish main," but history dis perfect that her contemporaries said used in an English court, and the Judge man who wore gloves that ' Cleaning Fluid. putes legend, for It says that they were only halfway to the end of her tot An excellent homemade cleaning fluid she was worthy to sit as a model for a asked what it meant. l»ut did not re really built by the Danish government Can anybody furnish Inf«® Greek goddess. The flesh of her face used generally for many emergencies is ceive a definite answer. An expert in ns a measure of defense In ltlS’l. concerning tbe whereabouts* closely resembled alabaster, and yet made by dissolving f»sir ounces of apiculture says there are 2.B» bees in fashioned boy who wore lnltte»’^ white castile soap in a quart of boiling she was not pale and did not give the a pint Three hundred and ‘ thirty-six ‘ Screw Propellers. impression of being in delicate health bees weigh one ounce, A swarm may were fastened to a long »trins- Experiments made with two screw rainwater. When cool add two ounces Her beauty attracted universal atten each of alcohol, ether and glycerin, four consist of any number of bees front eago Herald. I propellers for ships, one behind the tion to her. no matter where she went, 2,000 to 40,000. Did other, show that but little increased ounces of ammonia aud finally one gal aud even In old age she retained most measure a pint of bees anybody ever Zeppelins and Color'; * speed is obtained by the arrangement, lon of rainwater and then liottle This of her good looks. alive?—Boston Globe. On a dnrk night a , and rotating the two screws In oppo I will remove grease spots front clothing be invisible whatever its site directions, either at the same or aud spot* from table covers, carpets the searchlights located it- ••* Passes Him By. Yes, ths Papers! different speeds, has little effect on and rugs. would not matter how it bad Askett—Well, George, are you meet ' iilaln W here are those papers? the results. It Is, however, claimed ored. Once the searchlight* u> Ing with success now that you are a A Regular Job. that the double screw gives (»otter con ed it up it would appear a eofl’F He—Do you believe a woman should lawyer? trol of the vessel. George—Yes. I seem to meet with It silvery object projected **’ ■ promise at the altar to love, honor and night sky, even though it v«1* obey her husband? She-Perhaps she every place I go, but it Is the other Not a Gift. First Assistant-No. being filed.- as black as the blackest co*ij "Did her father give the bride I ought to make the promise, but it al » fellow who is on friendly terms with Michigan Gargoyle. it were opaque.—London Gle ways has seemed to me that she was It.—Indianapolis Star. away?" Ornamental Fire Places Built "No. lie «aid that would be a silly taking on a pretty big contract—Rich of Brick and Stone. All Fire A Word to the Boys. custom when he knew very well that moud 'rimes-Dispatch. No Longer Joyeu® ••WK J Henee th. Name. Places absolutely guaranteed you caU that bors* 'Cone<'- in a few weeks they'd both be back A boy should not get the idea that tionTr” "What has become of tbe not to smoke or money re- tions?* Hie Success. living at Ins expense."—Detroit Free he can score in the game of life through used to sing 'We won't i° funded. City Olblw-l sang a song at the ban the errors of his opponent*. To win be JouS * Press. morning?'" , .— Brick work of all kinds done quet last night, and everybody shouted must tie able to make hits.—Youth's "lie doesn't feel like on short notice. •‘Fine!" Dibbs—Did any one mention Companion. Breaking It Gently. more. He vocalized "t> l®' | We make a specialty of re A Drop of Blood. Pupil—Now that you have heard my how tyticlt the tine should have been? long and frequently that pairing smoking Fire Places. A drop of blood that might be sus- voice, would you recommend cultiva Isn't any home."—W»shi*«W“ Wor»« Th«n Betör«. °f * nwdle r<’n' tion? Teacher—No; conservation.—The Her Preference. Mra. Exe—Well, what do you thlnk tain.^/T* ,b<> Lauib. "The doctor saj s lie'll remove my ap- of Clara'» voiee now that she ls uins about . million red corpuscle*. Caustic. jiendlx for «1.300." through with her singtng lesaons? He—I «ball not marry a *' "Oh. George. I'd much rather have a Kxc It i in» lotter and tbere's « lot tin“‘i? thT’i Pr°?rlT * do”ble <u’- Experience Is the extract of suffering 1II l.A MOOK OKI' « Ul>d lie. the ^nd power of . lte._ less she is my exact touring car."—Life. —Arthur Helps. x tnore of lt.—Boetoa Traiiscript. You will never find *’ P*" a* that.- Life. Six months Have Your House Wiring Done by Coast power Co. DONE RIGHT at RIGHT PRICES. b“"«