T1LLÂM00K HEADLIGHT. SEFTEMBEE T 1 916.
Whai the Editors Say.
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“If the kaiser didn't start it, who
did?” asks the Philadelphia Ledger.
Whv, the allies that’s who. They
wouldn’t let the kaiser do just as he
pleas-d.—Telephone Register.
bearing an Oregon number ar.d occu
pied by a man and woman speeded
northward. Just above E. A. Davis’
harness shop in Pacific Addition the
machine stopped, the mas got out,
took a gun and deliberately shot two
of Mr. Davis’ prize chickens, which
with others, were alongside the high
way. “Mr. Davis saw the cheeky act
and jumped for his gun. Just as the
man stooped to pick up the chickens
Davis fired into the air. The fellow-
grabbed one chicktn, raced for the
machine, threw her wide open and
fairly flew northward. Davis pumped
lead at the tires as far as he could
>ee them, without effect. He «wears
he will shoot for the body of the car
next time—he is so mad over the
killing of his prize poultry.”—Monroe
Leader-Monitor.
z\n Oakland streetcar company has
installed a second man on the trolley
• ;r v/iio e duty it is to amuse the
babies. My, oh my, how mother is
gaining in p< polarity while dad con
unui s to pay the taxes.—Sheridan
Sun.
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Of course we all recall all the
many compiimi-!..ary
things said
about Tait tour years ago by the
democratic press— these same papers
that are now boldi.ig up their hands
Too Late.
with horror bet: use some criticism
has been made of the Wilson admin
istration. it all depends, don't you
Candidate Hughes is proving to
you know — Newberg Graphic.
> the people that the Democratic p-rty
! lied and lied and lied when it promised
See what we married men have an economical administration of the
I >st by not having studied the bible nation's affairs. Naturally enough this
24, exposition of Democratic double
more. Deuteronomy, chapter
wise 5, reads: "When a man hath dealing has made W ilson one and the
taken a new wife he shall not go out Democratic politicians mad clean
to war neither shall he be charged down to their shoes.
with any business, but he shall be free
How dare a man just off the Su
at home one year and shall cheer up preme bench resort to such methods!
his wile which he hath taken,”— It is absolutely shocking We doubt
Banks Herald.
if the Democratic party will ever be
come reconciled to the nomination of
It is really not highly important Hughes as the 1916 standard-bearer
whether the (). & C. lands are kept on of the Republican party.
the tax roll this year or not, but the
What they wanted was a pussv-
government’s threats as to what it footer at the head of the Republican
will do if Lane county is so presum- hosts in this campaign.
ptious as to list them for taxation
We are sorry the Democrats are
suggest a nigger in the woodpile. displeased with out candidate, I ut it
I he land grant continues are begin is now too late to go back andjundo
ning to be suspicious of every move the action of the Chicago convention.
that is made.—Oregon Register.
\\ bile the public, that vast major-
i y ot people of this land, is watch
ing with grave concern the settle
ment of the railroad dispute, if it
should appear that behind it all there
is being played the great game of pol
ity s for a selfish purpose, it will not
take long for it to manifest its senti
ments and demand a settlement on
a base of equality and saneness, no
matter where this may strike.—Ump-
qua V alley News.
Recently in a neighboring town
two churches were holding their
evening services. One congregation
suddenly poured out the melody of
the inspiring hymn, "Will there be
stars in my crown?” Without a hint
of guile in his orotund voice, the pas
tor of the church across the way an
nounced the hymn “No, not one."
'1 be incident was such as to make
wordly passersby think that the
singing had been pre-arranged.
Comparison of present penitentiary
conditions with those of Governor
West's administration are out of
place, for West turned the convicts
loose about as fast as the courts
could send them to Salem. There be
ing few convicts, naturally
there
were no convict problems, even if it
was tough on the public which be
lieved it was entitled to the protec-
ti"Il gained when a bad man was put
where- he could do no more mischief.
-Hillsboro independent.
Dairy
Cows Need Extra
Milk Production.
I
Feed for
One of the most common mistakes
in the feeding
_ of dairy cows on the
farm is that the good cows are not
given a sufficient quantity of feed
above that required for their physical
maintenance to obtain the maximum
quantity of milk they are capable of
producing. Successful feeding of dairy
cows involves the providing of an
abundant supply of palatable nutri
tious feed as a minimum cost and
feeding in such a way as to receive
the largest milk production from the
feed consumed. Feeding for profit is
defined as liberal feeding, or feeding
to the full capacity of the cow. in the
new farmers’ bulletin of the depart
ment, No. 7*3, “The Feeding of
Dairy Cows.” which discusses many
of the factors involved in economical
feeding.
From the standpoint of economical
milk production, a dairy cow general
ly should not be fed more than she
will consume without gaining in
weight. There are times, however,
according to the bulletin, when it is
desirable to make exceptions to this
rule. Practically all heavy milk pro I
ducers lose weight in the early part
of their lactation period; that is, they
produce milk at an expense of their
body flesh. When such cows ap
proach the end of their milking period
they normally regain the flesh they
have lost, and the farmer can well af
ford to feed them liberally, with the
assurance that he will be repaid in
the form of milk when the cows
again freshen.
Dr. Hector McPherson, of Oregon
Agricultural College, in a public ad-
drcs> recently, said that the farmers
ot Oregon, “are not making 11 a day
for the members of the family occu
Labor Records of Hughes.
pied at farm work.” Wonder how he
accounts for so many of them build
ing new houses and barns and buy
The public's reception of the recent
ing pianos ami automobiles? The grotesque criticism Samuel Gom^ers
.«..... .. paper tn which we found the made on two Supreme Court decis
above remarks of Doctor McPherson ions in which Mr. Hughes joined,
contained the statement that a Belle must have been very disappointing
vue tarmer “will make »15,000 this to the Democratic party managers,
year on his crops.”—Carlton Sentinel. who made it public, it fell of its own
weight B®t the attempt justified Mr
if there is one thing more than Hughes in showing what informed
. ny other that helps to put a com
munity in the "also ran” class, it is labor leaders thought of his labor rec
ord when he was governor of New-
tnc town knocker. You know hijn— York. Then he was advocating poli
th te-llow who is always complain
cies and not merely construing law.
ing that the town is dead, that busi
ness is going from bail to worse, that When Gov. Hughes was appointed a
the schools arc not half as good as justice of the Supreme Court, the of
11.cy arc in some neighboring village, ficial organ of organized labor in the
a:id so on. Not only does the knocker State of New York said editorially:
Now that Gov. Hughes has retired
dole out this line of discouraging talk
to his own town folks but he passes from politics and ascended to a place
it along to the strangers within our on the highest judicial tribunal in the
gates And isn't it wonderful how this world, the fact can be acknowledged,
class of inlormation spreads, and isn’t without hurting anybody's political
equally wonderful how some people corns, that he was the greatest friend
v ill more quickly believe a bad man of labor that ever occupied the gov
ernor's chair at Albany. During his
man a good report?—News-Times.
two terms he has signed fifty-six la
bor laws, including among them the
isn't it interesting to note that best labor laws ever enacted in this
ii .illy all the newspapers that talk so or any other state.. He also urged the
much about being independent, are enactment of labor laws in his mes
i instantly
knocking
Candidate sage to the Legislature, even going
Hughes and lauding President Wil so far as to place the demand for a
son f And year alter year they go on labor law in one of his messages to
supporting every Democratic candi an extra session of the Legislature.
date from constable to congressman,
OnJv 162 labor laws have been en
while proclaiming their independence acted in this state since its election
ol "party yokes.” We have no crit in 177?—in 135 years. One third of
icism ot the out-and-out Democratic these, exceeding in quality all others,
bii them; we grant them the rijjlit of have been enacted and signed during
their convictions, but the section of Gov. Hughes’ term of three years and
the press that masqurades under the nine months.
independent title, is about as honest
This was not a political utterance.
in that as in most of the sta.tments It was clearly a spontaneous expres
hey make about Republican candi- sion of well-measured praise He had
lades.—News-Times.
not dcniagogucd He had not accept
ed everv measure labor leaders had
Why note the name of Col. C. E. advocated. Those he considered im
S. Wood on the brewer's campaign practicable or tin just he onposed.
literature. Mr. Wood is a booster for Those that could be made wholesome
the free and unlimited brewing of were amended to conform to his sug
beer. The last time we noticed his gestions He showed the same fair
name in print he was in the police ness he did when the Legislature,
court defending
a lady who was without a bit of evidence, fixed the
“pinched" for advocating birth con maximum passenger fare at 2 cents a
trol. The colonel is quite a character. mile. He urged investigation before
He used to wear his hair down to action instead of after He showed
about a poet’s length and was quite a the same tvpe of mind in the insur
hand fot all kinds of freedom. He is ance investigation. There was not a
a liberty loving gentleman who wants single question he propounded which
the good things of life to calculate was not necessary to bring out the
without restraint, so quite naturally facts. Never once was there any gal-
is a hxiuacious exponent for the free lerv playing.
and unlimited brewing of this liquid
That i« whv people believe in
rations that are distinguished by a Hughes. He would never be rniltv of
high, white collar of foam.—Blue forcing tkmugh unconsidered. defec
Mountain Eagle.
tive legislation for temnorarv politi
cal effect He would insist on laws
“About the cheekiest thing ever oc that wo„M work and would veto snv
curring in this or any other section other Hud. as h* often did >’n New
rook place here Sunday morning. York. That is the Huehns idea of
“Early in the morning an automobile constructive statesmanship.
AVID ROBINSON, M.D.,
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INDIAN SIGN LANGUAGE
PHYSICIAN AND SURGON,
This Isthe Time
To Buy Beds !
Mimbtri of Every D'ffvront Tribe Can
Read These Signals.
A white man who visits a foreign na
tion finds it hard and sometimes im
possible to make his most ordinary
wants known. The red man has no
suc-li difficulty. The problem of a uni.
venial ¡¿nguage was solved centuries
ago by the savage iribabitauts of this
western world.
Should an Indian from northern Alas
ka go to Patagonia be could by means
of tilts universal language converse
with bis southern brethren almost as
easily ns be could with his neighbors
at home. That would also be the case
if he visited Central America or met
the tribesmen of our own western prai
ries and mountains.
When this language rui invented no
one knows, but every Indian learns It
in addition to his own. Recently two
chief» of different tribes met in the
Geographical Society rooms in Wash
ington and held a conversation that
lasted uearly three hours, and yet nei
ther one knew a word of the other's
language.
This universal language is, of course,
made up of s.gns. For example, if an
Indian is passing through a strange
country and sees other Indians at a
distan e be makes the "peace sign”—
that Is. bo bolds up bis blanket by two
comers so that it corers hit whole fig
ure. The same thought is expressed
by extending the hands, palms out
ward. slightly Inclined from the fate.
Any Indian would understand either
one of these signa.
Then there are the abstract signs by
which these “savages" can express
their thoughts with regard to the
Great Spirit, heaven, good. evil, life
ai.d death, sickness, health, riches and
poverty. Life is expressed by drawing
an imaginary thread from the mouth
and death by chopping this thread off.
Another sign for death is to bold the
tips of the fingers of one band against
the paltn of the other and let them
gradually slip downward and at last
drop beneath the palm.
Most white people think that the In
dian word of greeting. “How." is mere
ly the abbreviation of the question.
“How are you?" But that is not so.
The word is really "aou." which means
“brother" or “friend." So when be
comes up and growls out bis seemingly
inquisitive "How" be is not asking
after your health, but telling y»u that
he is a friend.—Youth's Companion.
Jutland and the Sea.
Jutland is one of the few countries
where political change has been avoid
ed. Denmark has looked after the
Jutes for over 1.000 years without
challenge. But the sea has. refused to
let Jutland alone. Like Holland, it
needs the protection of dikes, and but
for these there would be considerably
less Jutland. Even on the east coast,
with its higher elevation, the sea runs
into many inlets. One of the longest
of these, the Lymfiord. was In 1825
broken into from the west by the wa
ters of the North sea, and the north
corner of Jutland has ever since re
mained an island.—London Chronicle.
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Right a: this season is the very best time to buy beds—
when cur stock is full and complete for your selection.
Above, for example, we show one
of the beautiful new-
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ar.d Saturday Evening Post. Come in and let us show you the
full line.
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They are the famous light weight, electrically welded steel
about which you have been reading. There is not a nut or a
bolt in the whole bed to rattle loose. And the finishes are
beautiful.
The quality of our merchandise is the best that human skill
and ingenuity can produce; our enormous buying power lowers
the price to the point where they cannot tail to interest even
the most experienced buyers. Let us prove to yon that we can
and do sell you the greatest home furnishing values at prices
no other concern can equaL
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Alrsady Know Some of It.
“Johnny." said the small boy's moth, ♦
er, “I want yon to stay home al) after,
noon and iearn the Declaration of In
dependence by heart."
‘Til have to if you Insist. But the
idea doesn’t line up with my ideas of
life, liberty and the pursuit of happi
ness.”—Washington Star.
In a Safs Place.
First Undergraduate—Have yon tele
graphed to the old man for money?
Second Undergraduate—Yes.
“Got an answer?"
"Yes. I telegraphed the governor.
‘Where Is that money I wrote for?' and
his answer reads. 'In my pocket’
Baltimore Suu.
Early Morning Talka.
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“I'll try” has not the geuuiue metal
ring “I will" puts money Into the pay
euve'opa.
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COMMERCIAL BUILDING,
“He Is always doing something that
causes a lot of talk."
“Why, 1 never heard any of It”
“He Is the only one who hoars it
He is always staying out at night later
than his wife wishes him to.”—Hous
ton Post
The Jand. a tree which grows pro-
fusely In the Indian Pun Jan. a very
dry region. Is chiefly remarkable for
Its very long tap root which was
elghtr four feet In one remarkable
specimen nnd which descended verti
cally sixty-four feet into the earth.
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Tillamook
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Sheepskin.
Sheepskin was used us parchment be
fore the invention of paper. Even then
It was u substitute for vellum, which Is
made from calfskin and of a far finer
quality than parchment, and was em
ployed for fine illuminated work. Tan
ned sheepskins are in the trade called
basils. For these there are many legit
imate uses, but it is for Imitation pur
poses that the sheepskin Is most large
ly used.
T. BOALS, M.D.,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Surgeon S. P. Co.
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Had His Title All Ready.
Disraeli’s first novel affords a cnrl- I
ous instance of Intelligent anticipation. I
Among the host of characters in "Viv
ian Grey.” most of them slightly veiled
portraits of celebrities of the day.
Lord Beaconsfield is one of the most
Important In the secondary rank. The
novel was written in 1820. exactly fifty
years before the writer assumed the
title he had invented. It is usual for
novelists to portray themselves In their
first book, but no other instance can lie
found of an author christening a char
acter with a name subsequently to be
come his own.—London Spectator.
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