T1LLÂM00K HEADLIGHT. SEFTEMBEE T 1 916. Whai the Editors Say. * — O——— “If the kaiser didn't start it, who did?” asks the Philadelphia Ledger. Whv, the allies that’s who. They wouldn’t let the kaiser do just as he pleas-d.—Telephone Register. bearing an Oregon number ar.d occu­ pied by a man and woman speeded northward. Just above E. A. Davis’ harness shop in Pacific Addition the machine stopped, the mas got out, took a gun and deliberately shot two of Mr. Davis’ prize chickens, which with others, were alongside the high­ way. “Mr. Davis saw the cheeky act and jumped for his gun. Just as the man stooped to pick up the chickens Davis fired into the air. The fellow- grabbed one chicktn, raced for the machine, threw her wide open and fairly flew northward. Davis pumped lead at the tires as far as he could >ee them, without effect. He «wears he will shoot for the body of the car next time—he is so mad over the killing of his prize poultry.”—Monroe Leader-Monitor. z\n Oakland streetcar company has installed a second man on the trolley • ;r v/iio e duty it is to amuse the babies. My, oh my, how mother is gaining in p< polarity while dad con unui s to pay the taxes.—Sheridan Sun. —~ O----- - Of course we all recall all the many compiimi-!..ary things said about Tait tour years ago by the democratic press— these same papers that are now boldi.ig up their hands Too Late. with horror bet: use some criticism has been made of the Wilson admin­ istration. it all depends, don't you Candidate Hughes is proving to you know — Newberg Graphic. > the people that the Democratic p-rty ! lied and lied and lied when it promised See what we married men have an economical administration of the I >st by not having studied the bible nation's affairs. Naturally enough this 24, exposition of Democratic double­ more. Deuteronomy, chapter wise 5, reads: "When a man hath dealing has made W ilson one and the taken a new wife he shall not go out Democratic politicians mad clean to war neither shall he be charged down to their shoes. with any business, but he shall be free How dare a man just off the Su­ at home one year and shall cheer up preme bench resort to such methods! his wile which he hath taken,”— It is absolutely shocking We doubt Banks Herald. if the Democratic party will ever be­ come reconciled to the nomination of It is really not highly important Hughes as the 1916 standard-bearer whether the (). & C. lands are kept on of the Republican party. the tax roll this year or not, but the What they wanted was a pussv- government’s threats as to what it footer at the head of the Republican will do if Lane county is so presum- hosts in this campaign. ptious as to list them for taxation We are sorry the Democrats are suggest a nigger in the woodpile. displeased with out candidate, I ut it I he land grant continues are begin­ is now too late to go back andjundo ning to be suspicious of every move the action of the Chicago convention. that is made.—Oregon Register. \\ bile the public, that vast major- i y ot people of this land, is watch­ ing with grave concern the settle­ ment of the railroad dispute, if it should appear that behind it all there is being played the great game of pol­ ity s for a selfish purpose, it will not take long for it to manifest its senti­ ments and demand a settlement on a base of equality and saneness, no matter where this may strike.—Ump- qua V alley News. Recently in a neighboring town two churches were holding their evening services. One congregation suddenly poured out the melody of the inspiring hymn, "Will there be stars in my crown?” Without a hint of guile in his orotund voice, the pas­ tor of the church across the way an­ nounced the hymn “No, not one." '1 be incident was such as to make wordly passersby think that the singing had been pre-arranged. Comparison of present penitentiary conditions with those of Governor West's administration are out of place, for West turned the convicts loose about as fast as the courts could send them to Salem. There be­ ing few convicts, naturally there were no convict problems, even if it was tough on the public which be­ lieved it was entitled to the protec- ti"Il gained when a bad man was put where- he could do no more mischief. -Hillsboro independent. Dairy Cows Need Extra Milk Production. I Feed for One of the most common mistakes in the feeding _ of dairy cows on the farm is that the good cows are not given a sufficient quantity of feed above that required for their physical maintenance to obtain the maximum quantity of milk they are capable of producing. Successful feeding of dairy cows involves the providing of an abundant supply of palatable nutri­ tious feed as a minimum cost and feeding in such a way as to receive the largest milk production from the feed consumed. Feeding for profit is defined as liberal feeding, or feeding to the full capacity of the cow. in the new farmers’ bulletin of the depart­ ment, No. 7*3, “The Feeding of Dairy Cows.” which discusses many of the factors involved in economical feeding. From the standpoint of economical milk production, a dairy cow general­ ly should not be fed more than she will consume without gaining in weight. There are times, however, according to the bulletin, when it is desirable to make exceptions to this rule. Practically all heavy milk pro­ I ducers lose weight in the early part of their lactation period; that is, they produce milk at an expense of their body flesh. When such cows ap­ proach the end of their milking period they normally regain the flesh they have lost, and the farmer can well af­ ford to feed them liberally, with the assurance that he will be repaid in the form of milk when the cows again freshen. Dr. Hector McPherson, of Oregon Agricultural College, in a public ad- drcs> recently, said that the farmers ot Oregon, “are not making 11 a day for the members of the family occu­ Labor Records of Hughes. pied at farm work.” Wonder how he accounts for so many of them build­ ing new houses and barns and buy­ The public's reception of the recent ing pianos ami automobiles? The grotesque criticism Samuel Gom^ers .«..... .. paper tn which we found the made on two Supreme Court decis­ above remarks of Doctor McPherson ions in which Mr. Hughes joined, contained the statement that a Belle­ must have been very disappointing vue tarmer “will make »15,000 this to the Democratic party managers, year on his crops.”—Carlton Sentinel. who made it public, it fell of its own weight B®t the attempt justified Mr if there is one thing more than Hughes in showing what informed . ny other that helps to put a com­ munity in the "also ran” class, it is labor leaders thought of his labor rec­ ord when he was governor of New- tnc town knocker. You know hijn— York. Then he was advocating poli­ th te-llow who is always complain­ cies and not merely construing law. ing that the town is dead, that busi­ ness is going from bail to worse, that When Gov. Hughes was appointed a the schools arc not half as good as justice of the Supreme Court, the of­ 11.cy arc in some neighboring village, ficial organ of organized labor in the a:id so on. Not only does the knocker State of New York said editorially: Now that Gov. Hughes has retired dole out this line of discouraging talk to his own town folks but he passes from politics and ascended to a place it along to the strangers within our on the highest judicial tribunal in the gates And isn't it wonderful how this world, the fact can be acknowledged, class of inlormation spreads, and isn’t without hurting anybody's political equally wonderful how some people corns, that he was the greatest friend v ill more quickly believe a bad man of labor that ever occupied the gov­ ernor's chair at Albany. During his man a good report?—News-Times. two terms he has signed fifty-six la­ bor laws, including among them the isn't it interesting to note that best labor laws ever enacted in this ii .illy all the newspapers that talk so or any other state.. He also urged the much about being independent, are enactment of labor laws in his mes­ i instantly knocking Candidate sage to the Legislature, even going Hughes and lauding President Wil­ so far as to place the demand for a son f And year alter year they go on labor law in one of his messages to supporting every Democratic candi­ an extra session of the Legislature. date from constable to congressman, OnJv 162 labor laws have been en­ while proclaiming their independence acted in this state since its election ol "party yokes.” We have no crit­ in 177?—in 135 years. One third of icism ot the out-and-out Democratic these, exceeding in quality all others, bii them; we grant them the rijjlit of have been enacted and signed during their convictions, but the section of Gov. Hughes’ term of three years and the press that masqurades under the nine months. independent title, is about as honest This was not a political utterance. in that as in most of the sta.tments It was clearly a spontaneous expres­ hey make about Republican candi- sion of well-measured praise He had lades.—News-Times. not dcniagogucd He had not accept­ ed everv measure labor leaders had Why note the name of Col. C. E. advocated. Those he considered im­ S. Wood on the brewer's campaign practicable or tin just he onposed. literature. Mr. Wood is a booster for Those that could be made wholesome the free and unlimited brewing of were amended to conform to his sug­ beer. The last time we noticed his gestions He showed the same fair­ name in print he was in the police ness he did when the Legislature, court defending a lady who was without a bit of evidence, fixed the “pinched" for advocating birth con­ maximum passenger fare at 2 cents a trol. The colonel is quite a character. mile. He urged investigation before He used to wear his hair down to action instead of after He showed about a poet’s length and was quite a the same tvpe of mind in the insur­ hand fot all kinds of freedom. He is ance investigation. There was not a a liberty loving gentleman who wants single question he propounded which the good things of life to calculate was not necessary to bring out the without restraint, so quite naturally facts. Never once was there any gal- is a hxiuacious exponent for the free lerv playing. and unlimited brewing of this liquid That i« whv people believe in rations that are distinguished by a Hughes. He would never be rniltv of high, white collar of foam.—Blue forcing tkmugh unconsidered. defec­ Mountain Eagle. tive legislation for temnorarv politi­ cal effect He would insist on laws “About the cheekiest thing ever oc­ that wo„M work and would veto snv curring in this or any other section other Hud. as h* often did >’n New rook place here Sunday morning. York. That is the Huehns idea of “Early in the morning an automobile constructive statesmanship. AVID ROBINSON, M.D., i INDIAN SIGN LANGUAGE PHYSICIAN AND SURGON, This Isthe Time To Buy Beds ! Mimbtri of Every D'ffvront Tribe Can Read These Signals. A white man who visits a foreign na­ tion finds it hard and sometimes im­ possible to make his most ordinary wants known. The red man has no suc-li difficulty. The problem of a uni. venial ¡¿nguage was solved centuries ago by the savage iribabitauts of this western world. Should an Indian from northern Alas­ ka go to Patagonia be could by means of tilts universal language converse with bis southern brethren almost as easily ns be could with his neighbors at home. That would also be the case if he visited Central America or met the tribesmen of our own western prai­ ries and mountains. When this language rui invented no one knows, but every Indian learns It in addition to his own. Recently two chief» of different tribes met in the Geographical Society rooms in Wash­ ington and held a conversation that lasted uearly three hours, and yet nei­ ther one knew a word of the other's language. This universal language is, of course, made up of s.gns. For example, if an Indian is passing through a strange country and sees other Indians at a distan e be makes the "peace sign”— that Is. bo bolds up bis blanket by two comers so that it corers hit whole fig­ ure. The same thought is expressed by extending the hands, palms out­ ward. slightly Inclined from the fate. Any Indian would understand either one of these signa. Then there are the abstract signs by which these “savages" can express their thoughts with regard to the Great Spirit, heaven, good. evil, life ai.d death, sickness, health, riches and poverty. Life is expressed by drawing an imaginary thread from the mouth and death by chopping this thread off. Another sign for death is to bold the tips of the fingers of one band against the paltn of the other and let them gradually slip downward and at last drop beneath the palm. Most white people think that the In­ dian word of greeting. “How." is mere­ ly the abbreviation of the question. “How are you?" But that is not so. The word is really "aou." which means “brother" or “friend." So when be comes up and growls out bis seemingly inquisitive "How" be is not asking after your health, but telling y»u that he is a friend.—Youth's Companion. Jutland and the Sea. Jutland is one of the few countries where political change has been avoid­ ed. Denmark has looked after the Jutes for over 1.000 years without challenge. But the sea has. refused to let Jutland alone. Like Holland, it needs the protection of dikes, and but for these there would be considerably less Jutland. Even on the east coast, with its higher elevation, the sea runs into many inlets. One of the longest of these, the Lymfiord. was In 1825 broken into from the west by the wa­ ters of the North sea, and the north corner of Jutland has ever since re­ mained an island.—London Chronicle. NATIONAL BUILDING, TILLAMOOK PIANO INSTRUCTION, Diploma from Chicago Musical College.—Beginners receive the same careful training as the most advanced. Terms:—$4.00 per months Instruc­ tion. All lessons given at Studio. County Representative for the Wiley B. Allen Co.s’ line of high grade pianos, player-pianos, Victrolos etc. $ I ? 5 ? Right a: this season is the very best time to buy beds— when cur stock is full and complete for your selection. Above, for example, we show one of the beautiful new- Simmer.? Steel Etds as advertised in the Ladies’ Home Journal ar.d Saturday Evening Post. Come in and let us show you the full line. . They are the famous light weight, electrically welded steel about which you have been reading. There is not a nut or a bolt in the whole bed to rattle loose. And the finishes are beautiful. The quality of our merchandise is the best that human skill and ingenuity can produce; our enormous buying power lowers the price to the point where they cannot tail to interest even the most experienced buyers. Let us prove to yon that we can and do sell you the greatest home furnishing values at prices no other concern can equaL ELAND E ERWIN, J $ $ J I T. bo x x a A A . ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Complete Set of Abstract Books in Office. ? $ Taxes Paid for Non Residents. T illamook B lock , TillamooK .... 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Even then It was u substitute for vellum, which Is made from calfskin and of a far finer quality than parchment, and was em­ ployed for fine illuminated work. Tan­ ned sheepskins are in the trade called basils. For these there are many legit­ imate uses, but it is for Imitation pur­ poses that the sheepskin Is most large­ ly used. T. BOALS, M.D., PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Surgeon S. P. Co. (I. O. O. F. Bldg ) Had His Title All Ready. Disraeli’s first novel affords a cnrl- I ous instance of Intelligent anticipation. I Among the host of characters in "Viv­ ian Grey.” most of them slightly veiled portraits of celebrities of the day. Lord Beaconsfield is one of the most Important In the secondary rank. The novel was written in 1820. exactly fifty years before the writer assumed the title he had invented. 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