T1LLÂM0ÔK HEADLIGHT, JUNE 15. 1916. Some Smiles. A young Scotchman arrived in New York and secured work in a garage. He was set the firstiday to greasing the wheels on motor trucks. In a re markably short time he reported his first job done. "Do you mean to say," demanded the foreman, "that you have greased all four wheels already?” “Weei, naw,” replied Sandy, "only the two front ones.’ ’ “And why not the back ones, too?' asked the foreman. "Wee), so lang as the front ones are all reet, the two hind ones have to foller." * * • The English landlady of a boarding house always made a point of asking departing guests to write something in her visitors’ book. She was very proud of it—of some of the people whose names were in the volume and the nice tlJngs they said. “But there’s one thing I can’1 understand,” the women confided to a friend, “and that is what an American put in the book after stopping here. People always smile when they read it.” “What was it?” asked the other. “He wrote only the words, “Quoth the raven.” » » » Notice to Stockholder!. ‘»K is free trade. j The adjourned annual meeting of Frte trade tav. ■ 1 . t’le Tillamook Hotel Company will make uu for th? ? loine 'udustry to the stockholders of the Tillamook ioreign industrv ?vr,*Cnt 11 ^ands ‘° Hotel Co. will be held on Thursday, ■uch an un A r r ? y u”0' reverse ->une 22nd- 1916 =“ 5 P-n>- 'he Til>: an un-American un American scheme, am(jok HqU>) liIlamo^k üregon. E. J. Claussen, Sec. hi'cvr“™ tO n<AtC ‘J* C0:llPRl>on of ne Gyroscope- Gun that is guaran To Exchange. 8ueh‘»° ’'‘ m ! 6’80° bullcls a niinme. uch a rapidly demolishing deadly °Ugl,J tO Prove almost is Residence, San Diego, good income •atal as fret trade. also sixty acre farm Yuma Valley for stock ranch near cost.—Address P.O. ’‘ would seem to be good horse Box 7 Gadsden, Ariz. r‘alliie ,hat protection for ■yhrerKa'' workers gives work and Notice. wages at home, and that free trade urns American workers out of work This is to notify the public that on P»‘s a fax mortgage on their the 22nd of May 1 bought the office jinail possible incomes. equipment and good will of Dr. Dan ----- o----- Let the slogan of every voter in iels, and will continue the office and practice of Chiropractic in nty name. he corning national election be- Dr. C. W. Miller. -peedy repeal of the Underwood Tar- ,f ,‘aY’ afndthe enactment in its place Xm tanff.I?w ,hat will restore the For Sale. ----- o----- * iX7<tan.k b°Ar a”d ,ndus‘ry their full -ights in the American market.” I A fine ranch on Tillamook River, 2*/a miles from center of Tillamook The free trade tariff has proven a City, containing 100 acres, more or lisrnal failure as a revenue producer. less. One half or more, bottom land, It permits 71 pcr cent oj our our ini- and nearly all open and in marsh ¿orts to come in free and thus make grass. Deep water on river, over half Jur shoes the dumping ground of the mile front. Price $100 per acre. .iroducts of foreign cheap labor North half can be sold separately for which gives a black eye to our own Todays at $80.00 per acre. No build workmen. ings or stock. Enquire of Tillamook Title and Abstract Co., Tillamook. An adequate protective tariff means Oregon. o the workers in America potteries .vill not be obliged to compete with he same class of workers in Japan at ‘ cents a day for eleven hours work, t ottery workers, keep your eyes open and plaster free trade to your hearts desire. j Ì WISE ? and MASSEY, DENTISTS, $ DB H M MASSEY is a College Graduate ’in Dentistry, registered in Ore gon. and has had several year« experience, and has come to Tillamook County to make it hi« future home. and owners of Bar View Tent City. UH W'. A. WISE ie the unmcj Dr Wise who practiced dentistry in Tilla mook County a few years ago, and will be pleased to again wait on those who desire hi« professional ser vice ? We have Dental Offices in Tillamook. Bay City, Bar View and Cloverdale, and are equipped to do all kinds of Dental Work as good as it can be done anywhere. What we Cannot Guarantee, We Do Not Do. Dr Massey guwrantees all his work and can be consulted at any time. Call u« by Telephone. Dr. Wise h«8 had thirty years experience in plate work and guiia .nteetf what he says. FREE PAINLESS EXTRACTING They were talking about the value of regular physical exercise, and one of the group, noticing that Meredith Nisholoson, the author, seemed pretty fit, asked him what he did to keep in condition. f, “Who 1?” he exclaimed. "Why, 1 \ set THAT *°fT don’t need any calistenics or things of that sort. 1 live in a house on the OUR BRIDGE WORK ha« FI.ATES WITH FT BX1BI K SUCTION— sunset side of the street and I get all The terv best and latest in modern dentistry. been brought to the highest the exercise my system needs in No mure tailing plates. If you htc having state of perfection. The When Plates or Bridge building the fire every morning.” plate trcnhle get Dr. Wise'« advice as to teeth on this bridge are in what should be done and the cost of doing terchangeable at will with “That doesn’t seem to offer much it FREE We can extract your teeth al»eo- out removing from the chance for exercise,” remarked a Work is Ordered. m outh. tutely without pain—free where plate or ^rjoge work i« ordered. friend. “What kind of fire is it you build, wood or coal?” The fact that in the first ten "Neither,” replied Mr. Nisholoson. months of the Underwood free trade “We use gas, and I have to scratch a »VAn i,nPorts increased nearly match every time 1 light the fire." ; 102,000,000, while our expor!/, de * * « creased nearly $159,000,000, ¡s an T ELAND E ERWIN, Pasted on the window of a second .-refutable argument that the’ war is hand book store was the sign, “Por iolcly the cause of the present slim- PIANO INSTRUCTION, ter wanted,” and within the window nation of trade in the United States. Diploma from Chicago Musical against a stack of books the placard, ’Z» College.—Beginners receive the same "Dickens' .vorks all this week for In the columns of a free trade con- DONE RIGHT $3.00” A passerby, out of work, read emporary there is an interesting careful training as the most advanced. WHEN A FIRE OCCURS first one and then the other, scratch summary of the German exports to Terms:—$4.00 per months Insuuc- at ed his head, and remarked grimly: his country. With all the restrictions the . and you suddenly remember that tion. "Dickens may take the job. He can >f war, the mighty British fleet being policy has lapsed or that you meant RIGHT PRICES. All lessons given at Studio. work all the week for $3.00 if he he chief. Germany sends us more wants to, but I’m a union man, and 1 han $100,000 worth of shi^.ments a to get insured but delayed doing so, County Representative lor the won’t touch it.” nonth. If the soldiers were back at Wiley B. Allen Co.»’ line of high there is consternation. If you do not * » » vork, and the British fleet, were at grade pianos, player-pianos, Victrolos want to be taken unawares, the oniy etc. For fully half an hour they had >eace, and the tariff were left as it is, lingered over their parting, Then at .vhere would our home market be? plan is to insure at once. Don’t put it last Cuthbert, rose to go. off until some other time, do it now. J_ I T. B uj im The “ nonpartisan ” racket is being Gwendo- “So soon, dear?” sighed A A . Cheer up! Get to work averworked in behalf of the Wilson line sadly. "Couldn't you stay just a Let us write you a policy today. in a F ish B rand ATTOIcNE » -A I LAW. administration. First w-c had the non little longer?" Complete Set of Ab«tn«ct Book* iu Cuthbert shook his manly head in partisan tariff commission project, ntended to furnish an alibi for the resigned decision. Office. "I must go darling,” he replied, administration on the Undcrw-ood Taxes l'aid for Nou Residents. tariff law. Now Ambassador Morgcn- "though 1 would give ten years of my » :hau, a partisan adherent of the pres T illamook B lock , life to stay another hour with you!” U “But,” she presisted, "why have ent administration, is promoting a Tillamook .... Ore; “nonpartisan” league to promote the you to go so early tonight,” Both Phones. of President Wilson for re candidacy Strong, easy fitting, ‘Because sweetest girl.” he explain PHONE US. CALL ON US. WRITE US. light, and water ed sadly, "it’s our union meeting to election. proof. absolutely. night, and if I don’t turn up I shall TODD HOTEL BUILDING, TILLAMOOK, ORE. T. BO ALS, M.D., President Wilson professes to be be fined.” Reflex Edges stop * * * for “America First,” yet when Con water from run ningin at the front. A little girl about six years old was gress had an opportunity to vote on PHYSICIAN AND SUXGEt visiting friends. In the conversation 1 measure that would insure the es- Black. Yellow or Olive.khaki. Surgeon S.P. Co. lOWEßis ablishment and development of dye one of them remarked: Protector Hat, 75 cents "I hear you have a new little sister” rtuffs industry in this country and Satisfaction Guaranteed (i. O. O. F. Bldg ) “Yes” answered the little girl, “just thus make us independent of Ger A.J.TOWER CO. many in that respect, Wilson uttered a.s Tillamook .... Oregon. two weeks old.” BOSTON "Did you want it to be a little girl?” not one word in its behalf. The Dem “No I w’anted it to be a boy,” she ocrats defeated the measure, follow EBSTER HOLMES, replied, " but it came while I was at ing the theory of President Wilson , that a protective tariff is an economic school.” error. “ America First ” indeed. • * * ATTORNEY AT LAW Difficult Attitude. COMMERCIAL BUILDIN« , Senator Broussard of Louisiana, is "How do you stand on prepared- one Democrat who does not hesitate Good Values in Used ncss?' ’ * FIRST STREET. “Well,” replier Senator Sorgum, to declare his advocacy of a protec Cars TILLAMOOK "the citizens out my way are thor- tive tariff. He gave an interview a OREGON oughly patriotic, and at the same time few days ago in which he predicted that there will be a revision of the passenger Overland, Rebuilt 1 have always been regarded as the and painted like new ............$450.00 great champion of economy. As ne?<r- tariff, and along upward lines. He H. GO Y NE, does not pretend to believe that this ,ly as I can figure it out, I want to will be for revenue, merely, but open- , One Ford Body, 1913 All the convenien $ 25.00 vote yes on preparedness and no on 1v ATTORNEY-AT I. \\Y. Bakes, broils, roasts, tflat it must be for prote.c- ! „ _ , „ ■ ion y admits tffat ce« of gaa—better the expense.” 35.00 ion purposes. He knows how the ¡One Ford BodJ'. 1914 toasts. More efficient cooking and a Louisiana sugar industry was hit bc- Until July 1st will give extra easy In Doubt. than your wood or coal cleaner Tillamook “Sometimes,” confided Mrs. I.on-’- fore the war began and has heard terms on New For Cars. • Oregon. stove, and costs less to cooler wed to her intimate friend, "I think from the voters of the state. operate. Your cooking my husband is the patientest, gentl- kitchen est, best-natured soul that ever lived See ROSENBERG is better, too, because Call For Bids R. JACK CLSEN, and some imes I think its just lazi you have heat-control Tillamook City. Oregon. will reeeiva ness.” At Tillamook Garage DENTIST. like a gas stove. bids up to June 27, 1916, at 8 o’clock 9 p. m. for the improvement of the fol Kindly Advice. (I. O. O. E. Bldflr.) “JuSt one word of advice, son, be lowing streets, to-wit: 1st, —Eighth Street, from the East line fore you go out into the world.’ of Stillwell Avenue, East to the West Tillamook - Oregon “Yes. dad?” "Always be kind to Democrats. line of Block 10 in A. A. Miller's Ad Have you become run-down, weak, They have their turn once in a while. dition. 2nd,—Fifth Avenue East, from, the emaciated, pale after a long siege oi GEORGE J PETERSEN South side of Third Street to the North colds ? Does the skin show that the Those Dear Girls. blood is thin and watery? Spring is side of Eighth street. Alice—I take half an hour’s beauty grd. Th« New Perfection —Fifth Street, from the center of the time when vitality is at its lowest DENTIST, gives a clean, odorless, sleep every afternoon. ebb—clean hoase now —by ridding the Sixth Avenue East, East to the East sootless flam* because of Marie—You should make it much boundry of Tillamook City. body of its accumulated poisons. Re Successor to Dr. Perkins the long blue chimneys. longer, dear. ith,—Fifth Street from the East line fresh the blood with a stimulating Cuts out the drudgery of of Second Avenue East to the center tonic. But TILLAMOOK, 'OREGON, wood or coaL Keep» Altogether Too Respectful. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discov of Sixth Avenue East, and Third Ave Rtiultt your kitchen cool. In Elder (to beadle)—Well John how nue East from Fourth Street to Fifth ery, free from alcohol or narcotics and 1,2,3 and 4-burner sizes, Un did you like the strange minister? extracted from roots and barks with 0ARL HABERLACH, Str. et. ovens separate. Also Pearl Oil Beadle—No ava, elder; he’s an The improvement consists in hard pure glycerine, banishes from the blood cabinet models with Fire It »wfu’ frichtened kin' a chap yon. Did surfacing said street» with concrete all poison and impure matter. less Cooking Ovens. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. ye notice how he aye talked aboot pavement, with curbs «nd headers and dissolves the impure deposits and Ask your dealer today. ‘oor adversary, Satan? Our own min provisions for surface drainage and carries them out, as it does al) im T illamook B kock Standard Oil Co. ister just ca’s him plain "deevil'; he sewer for part of project No. 3, in purities, through the Liver, Bowels, (California) doesna care a dom for him. accordance with plana and specifica Kidneys and Skin. Tillamook ... ¡Oregon If you have indigestion, sluggish tions on file therefor with the City ---- SO----- liver, nasal or other catarrh, unsteady Recorder. Bids for each project num Attentive by Proxy. nerves or unsightly skin, get the "Dis Tradesman (who has been at the bered to be separate. All bids must be accompanied by covery” to-day and start at once to j^R- ELMER ALLEN telephone for a quarter of an hour, For Sale by your impure blood with the *0 his apprentice)—Here, William, certified check in favor of Tillamook replace I kind that puts energy and ambition take the receiver, as long as my wife City to the amount of 5 per cent of into you and brings Lack youth and (SucctHHor to I)i. Sharp), •» talking to me. You don’t need to the bid as a guaranty that the success vigorous action. make any reply; only when she asks, ful bidder will enter into contract with DENTIST. Sold by dealers in liquid or tablet ‘Ara you still there James?” say approved bond for the performance form; or send 10c. for trial package of thereof. • cs, Amelia dear.” tablets to Dr. V.M. Pierce, Buffalo, N.Y. Dated this June 3rd, 1916. Ira C. Smith, Nothing t<> Brag of. City Recorder, of Tillamook MOTHERS OF OREGON. “Will yes luk at thot!” exclaimed QR. L. I.. HOY, City, Oregon. Albany, Oregon. —"At one time I “r*. O’Toole in just indignation. wax weak and ‘Washin' and ironin’ done.” Sure, nervous; bad P H V SICIA N AN 0 SU R G E< )N •he ain’t wan bit better than Oi am.. headache and C. HAWK. Oi’ve got me washin' and ironin’ done backache; liver T11.1. A MOOK B LOCK, too, but yez don't see me hangin’ out was sluggish, and I no shingles bragging about it.” Tillamook, Oregon. I was troubled ' PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. I Ti’lamook, • • Oregon with constipation. ■ I needed a tonic Orrgoc —a constitutional Bay City EAT VIERECK’S builder. A friend told me about Dr. : BREAD, ATTORNEY Pierce’s Golden J E. REEDY, D.V M., Medical Discov- “ Oregon Flower, 1 ' a Hard Wheat Patent. AND I took it and it built me right illamook bakery COUNSEL» OR. a 1-1.A A . VETERINARY. up. gave me new strength, put my “Yamhill Family Blend,” Hard & Valley Wheat. liver in good shape, and helped me T illamook BK"-’., “Morning Star,” Select Valley Wheat. in every way.”— M ro . E llen D odele , Both Phones. TillHiuook . . Oreguu- 1118 E. 2nd Street. ROOM NO. 3M. Orcgou i I ilia mook • At All Grocers. à Have Your House Wiring Done by FIRE I FIRE ! A Rainy Day Need Not Be Dull Reflex Slicker $3.00 FIRE I ! ! FIRE INSURANCE ROLLIE W. WATSON The Insurance Man.” Automobiles A4 me touch of a match. What Ails You r NEW PERFECTION oil cppK-ffrovE KING & SMITH CO ALEX McNAIR CO. w T YAMHILL MILLING COMPANY, Made in Oregon Hom 1 J I