T1LLÂM0ÔK HEADLIGHT, JUNE 15.
1916.
Some Smiles.
A young Scotchman arrived in New
York and secured work in a garage.
He was set the firstiday to greasing
the wheels on motor trucks. In a re­
markably short time he reported his
first job done.
"Do you mean to say," demanded
the foreman, "that you have greased
all four wheels already?”
“Weei, naw,” replied Sandy, "only
the two front ones.’ ’
“And why not the back ones, too?'
asked the foreman.
"Wee), so lang as the front ones
are all reet, the two hind ones have
to foller."
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The English landlady of a boarding
house always made a point of asking
departing guests to write something
in her visitors’ book. She was very
proud of it—of some of the people
whose names were in the volume and
the nice tlJngs they said. “But there’s
one thing I can’1 understand,” the
women confided to a friend, “and that
is what an American put in the book
after stopping here. People always
smile when they read it.”
“What was it?” asked the other.
“He wrote only the words, “Quoth
the raven.”
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Notice to Stockholder!.
‘»K is free trade.
j The adjourned annual meeting of
Frte trade tav. ■ 1
.
t’le Tillamook Hotel Company will
make uu for th? ? loine 'udustry to the stockholders of the Tillamook
ioreign industrv ?vr,*Cnt 11 ^ands ‘° Hotel Co. will be held on Thursday,
■uch an un A r r ? y u”0' reverse ->une 22nd- 1916 =“ 5 P-n>-
'he Til>:
an un-American
un American scheme,
am(jok HqU>) liIlamo^k üregon.
E. J. Claussen, Sec.
hi'cvr“™ tO n<AtC ‘J* C0:llPRl>on of
ne Gyroscope- Gun that is guaran
To Exchange.
8ueh‘»° ’'‘ m ! 6’80° bullcls a niinme.
uch a rapidly demolishing deadly
°Ugl,J tO Prove almost is
Residence, San Diego, good income
•atal as fret trade.
also sixty acre farm Yuma Valley for
stock ranch near cost.—Address P.O.
’‘ would seem to be good horse Box 7 Gadsden, Ariz.
r‘alliie ,hat protection for
■yhrerKa'' workers gives work and
Notice.
wages at home, and that free trade
urns American workers out of work
This is to notify the public that on
P»‘s a fax mortgage on their
the 22nd of May 1 bought the office
jinail possible incomes.
equipment and good will of Dr. Dan­
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Let the slogan of every voter in iels, and will continue the office and
practice of Chiropractic in nty name.
he corning national election be-
Dr. C. W. Miller.
-peedy repeal of the Underwood Tar-
,f ,‘aY’ afndthe enactment in its place
Xm tanff.I?w ,hat will restore the
For Sale.
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iX7<tan.k b°Ar a”d ,ndus‘ry their full
-ights in the American market.”
I A fine ranch on Tillamook River,
2*/a miles from center of Tillamook
The free trade tariff has proven a City, containing 100 acres, more or
lisrnal failure as a revenue producer. less. One half or more, bottom land,
It permits 71 pcr cent oj our
our ini- and nearly all open and in marsh
¿orts to come in free and thus make grass. Deep water on river, over half
Jur shoes the dumping ground of the mile front. Price $100 per acre.
.iroducts of foreign cheap labor North half can be sold separately for
which gives a black eye to our own Todays at $80.00 per acre. No build­
workmen.
ings or stock. Enquire of Tillamook
Title and Abstract Co., Tillamook.
An adequate protective tariff means Oregon.
o the workers in America potteries
.vill not be obliged to compete with
he same class of workers in Japan at
‘ cents a day for eleven hours work,
t ottery workers, keep your eyes
open and plaster free trade to your
hearts desire.
j
Ì
WISE
?
and
MASSEY,
DENTISTS,
$
DB H M MASSEY
is a College Graduate ’in
Dentistry, registered in Ore­
gon. and has had several
year« experience, and has
come to Tillamook County
to make it hi« future home.
and owners of
Bar View Tent City.
UH W'. A. WISE
ie the unmcj Dr Wise who
practiced dentistry in Tilla­
mook County a few years
ago, and will be pleased to
again wait on those who
desire hi« professional ser­
vice
?
We have Dental Offices in Tillamook. Bay City, Bar View and
Cloverdale, and are equipped to do all kinds of Dental
Work as good as it can be done anywhere.
What we Cannot Guarantee, We Do Not Do.
Dr Massey guwrantees all his work and can be consulted at
any time. Call u« by Telephone.
Dr. Wise h«8 had thirty years experience in plate work
and guiia .nteetf what he says.
FREE
PAINLESS
EXTRACTING
They were talking about the value
of regular physical exercise, and one
of the group, noticing that Meredith
Nisholoson, the author, seemed pretty
fit, asked him what he did to keep in
condition.
f,
“Who 1?” he exclaimed. "Why, 1
\ set THAT *°fT
don’t need any calistenics or things
of that sort. 1 live in a house on the
OUR BRIDGE WORK ha«
FI.ATES WITH FT BX1BI K SUCTION—
sunset side of the street and I get all
The terv best and latest in modern dentistry.
been brought to the highest
the exercise my system needs in
No mure tailing plates. If you htc having
state of perfection.
The
When Plates or Bridge
building the fire every morning.”
plate trcnhle get Dr. Wise'« advice as to
teeth on this bridge are in­
what should be done and the cost of doing
terchangeable at will with­
“That doesn’t seem to offer much
it FREE
We can extract your teeth al»eo-
out removing from
the
chance for exercise,” remarked a
Work is Ordered.
m outh.
tutely without pain—free where plate or
^rjoge work i« ordered.
friend. “What kind of fire is it you
build, wood or coal?”
The fact that in the first ten
"Neither,” replied Mr. Nisholoson. months of the Underwood free trade
“We use gas, and I have to scratch a »VAn
i,nPorts increased nearly
match every time 1 light the fire."
; 102,000,000, while our expor!/, de­
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creased nearly $159,000,000, ¡s an
T ELAND E ERWIN,
Pasted on the window of a second­ .-refutable argument that the’ war is
hand book store was the sign, “Por­ iolcly the cause of the present slim-
PIANO INSTRUCTION,
ter wanted,” and within the window nation of trade in the United States.
Diploma from Chicago Musical
against a stack of books the placard,
’Z»
College.—Beginners receive the same
"Dickens' .vorks all this week for
In the columns of a free trade con-
DONE RIGHT
$3.00” A passerby, out of work, read emporary there is an interesting
careful training as the most advanced.
WHEN A FIRE OCCURS
first one and then the other, scratch­ summary of the German exports to
Terms:—$4.00 per months Insuuc-
at
ed his head, and remarked grimly: his country. With all the restrictions
the
. and you suddenly remember that
tion.
"Dickens may take the job. He can >f war, the mighty British fleet being
policy has lapsed or that you meant
RIGHT PRICES.
All lessons given at Studio.
work all the week for $3.00 if he he chief. Germany sends us more
wants to, but I’m a union man, and 1 han $100,000 worth of shi^.ments a
to get insured but delayed doing so,
County Representative lor the
won’t touch it.”
nonth. If the soldiers were back at
Wiley B. Allen Co.»’ line of high
there
is
consternation.
If
you
do
not
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vork, and the British fleet, were at
grade pianos, player-pianos, Victrolos
want to be taken unawares, the oniy etc.
For fully half an hour they had >eace, and the tariff were left as it is,
lingered over their parting, Then at .vhere would our home market be?
plan is to insure at once. Don’t put it
last Cuthbert, rose to go.
off until some other time, do it now. J_ I T. B uj im
The
“
nonpartisan
”
racket
is
being
Gwendo-
“So soon, dear?” sighed
A A .
Cheer
up!
Get
to
work
averworked
in
behalf
of
the
Wilson
line sadly. "Couldn't you stay just a
Let us write you a policy today.
in a F ish B rand
ATTOIcNE » -A I LAW.
administration. First w-c had the non­
little longer?"
Complete Set of Ab«tn«ct Book* iu
Cuthbert shook his manly head in partisan tariff commission project,
ntended to furnish an alibi for the
resigned decision.
Office.
"I must go darling,” he replied, administration on the Undcrw-ood
Taxes
l'aid
for
Nou Residents.
tariff
law.
Now
Ambassador
Morgcn-
"though 1 would give ten years of my
»
:hau, a partisan adherent of the pres­
T illamook B lock ,
life to stay another hour with you!”
U
“But,” she presisted, "why have ent administration, is promoting a
Tillamook .... Ore;
“nonpartisan” league to promote the
you to go so early tonight,”
Both Phones.
of
President
Wilson
for
re
­
candidacy
Strong, easy fitting,
‘Because sweetest girl.” he explain­
PHONE US.
CALL ON US.
WRITE US.
light, and water­
ed sadly, "it’s our union meeting to­ election.
proof. absolutely.
night, and if I don’t turn up I shall
TODD HOTEL BUILDING, TILLAMOOK, ORE.
T. BO ALS, M.D.,
President Wilson professes to be
be fined.”
Reflex Edges stop
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for “America First,” yet when Con­
water from run­
ningin at the front.
A little girl about six years old was gress had an opportunity to vote on
PHYSICIAN AND SUXGEt
visiting friends. In the conversation 1 measure that would insure the es- Black. Yellow or Olive.khaki.
Surgeon S.P. Co.
lOWEßis
ablishment
and
development
of
dye
­
one of them remarked:
Protector Hat, 75 cents
"I hear you have a new little sister” rtuffs industry in this country and
Satisfaction Guaranteed
(i. O. O. F. Bldg )
“Yes” answered the little girl, “just thus make us independent of Ger­ A.J.TOWER CO.
many in that respect, Wilson uttered a.s
Tillamook .... Oregon.
two weeks old.”
BOSTON
"Did you want it to be a little girl?” not one word in its behalf. The Dem­
“No I w’anted it to be a boy,” she ocrats defeated the measure, follow­
EBSTER HOLMES,
replied, " but it came while I was at ing the theory of President Wilson ,
that a protective tariff is an economic
school.”
error.
“
America
First
”
indeed.
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ATTORNEY AT LAW
Difficult Attitude.
COMMERCIAL
BUILDIN« ,
Senator
Broussard
of
Louisiana,
is
"How do you stand on prepared-
one Democrat who does not hesitate
Good Values in Used
ncss?' ’
*
FIRST
STREET.
“Well,” replier Senator Sorgum, to declare his advocacy of a protec­
Cars
TILLAMOOK
"the citizens out my way are thor- tive tariff. He gave an interview a
OREGON
oughly patriotic, and at the same time few days ago in which he predicted
that
there
will
be
a
revision
of
the
passenger Overland, Rebuilt
1 have always been regarded as the
and painted like new ............$450.00
great champion of economy. As ne?<r- tariff, and along upward lines. He
H. GO Y NE,
does
not
pretend
to
believe
that
this
,ly as I can figure it out, I want to will be for revenue, merely, but open- , One Ford Body, 1913
All the convenien­
$
25.00
vote yes on preparedness and no on 1v
ATTORNEY-AT I. \\Y.
Bakes, broils, roasts,
tflat it must be for prote.c- ! „
_ , „ ■ ion
y admits tffat
ce« of gaa—better
the expense.”
35.00
ion purposes. He knows how the ¡One Ford BodJ'. 1914
toasts. More efficient
cooking
and
a
Louisiana sugar industry was hit bc-
Until July 1st will give extra easy
In Doubt.
than your wood or coal
cleaner
Tillamook
“Sometimes,” confided Mrs. I.on-’- fore the war began and has heard terms on New For Cars.
• Oregon.
stove, and costs less to
cooler
wed to her intimate friend, "I think from the voters of the state.
operate. Your cooking
my husband is the patientest, gentl-
kitchen
est, best-natured soul that ever lived
See ROSENBERG
is better, too, because
Call For Bids
R. JACK CLSEN,
and some imes I think its just lazi­
you have heat-control
Tillamook City. Oregon. will reeeiva
ness.”
At Tillamook Garage
DENTIST.
like a gas stove.
bids up to June 27, 1916, at 8 o’clock
9
p. m. for the improvement of the fol­
Kindly Advice.
(I. O. O. E. Bldflr.)
“JuSt one word of advice, son, be­ lowing streets, to-wit:
1st, —Eighth Street, from the East line
fore you go out into the world.’
of Stillwell Avenue, East to the West
Tillamook - Oregon
“Yes. dad?”
"Always be kind to Democrats. line of Block 10 in A. A. Miller's Ad­
Have
you
become
run-down,
weak,
They have their turn once in a while. dition.
2nd,—Fifth Avenue East, from, the emaciated, pale after a long siege oi
GEORGE J PETERSEN
South side of Third Street to the North colds ? Does the skin show that the
Those Dear Girls.
blood
is
thin
and
watery?
Spring
is
side of Eighth street.
Alice—I take half an hour’s beauty grd.
Th« New Perfection
—Fifth Street, from the center of the time when vitality is at its lowest
DENTIST,
gives a clean, odorless,
sleep every afternoon.
ebb—clean hoase now —by ridding the
Sixth
Avenue
East,
East
to
the
East
sootless
flam* because of
Marie—You should make it much boundry of Tillamook City.
body of its accumulated poisons. Re­
Successor to Dr. Perkins
the long blue chimneys.
longer, dear.
ith,—Fifth Street from the East line fresh the blood with a stimulating
Cuts out the drudgery of
of Second Avenue East to the center tonic.
But
TILLAMOOK,
'OREGON,
wood or coaL Keep»
Altogether Too Respectful.
Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discov­
of Sixth Avenue East, and Third Ave­
Rtiultt
your kitchen cool. In
Elder (to beadle)—Well John how nue East from Fourth Street to Fifth ery, free from alcohol or narcotics and
1,2,3 and 4-burner sizes,
Un
did you like the strange minister?
extracted from roots and barks with
0ARL HABERLACH,
Str. et.
ovens separate. Also
Pearl Oil
Beadle—No ava, elder; he’s an
The improvement consists in hard pure glycerine, banishes from the blood
cabinet
models
with
Fire
­
It
»wfu’ frichtened kin' a chap yon. Did surfacing said street» with concrete all poison and impure matter.
less Cooking Ovens.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
ye notice how he aye talked aboot pavement, with curbs «nd headers and dissolves the impure deposits and
Ask your dealer today.
‘oor adversary, Satan? Our own min­ provisions for surface drainage and carries them out, as it does al) im­
T illamook B kock
Standard Oil Co.
ister just ca’s him plain "deevil'; he sewer for part of project No. 3, in purities, through the Liver, Bowels,
(California)
doesna care a dom for him.
accordance with plana and specifica­ Kidneys and Skin.
Tillamook
...
¡Oregon
If you have indigestion, sluggish
tions on file therefor with the City
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liver,
nasal
or
other
catarrh,
unsteady
Recorder. Bids for each project num­
Attentive by Proxy.
nerves or unsightly skin, get the "Dis­
Tradesman (who has been at the bered to be separate.
All bids must be accompanied by covery” to-day and start at once to
j^R- ELMER ALLEN
telephone for a quarter of an hour,
For Sale by
your impure blood with the
*0 his apprentice)—Here, William, certified check in favor of Tillamook replace
I
kind
that
puts
energy
and
ambition
take the receiver, as long as my wife City to the amount of 5 per cent of into you and brings Lack youth and
(SucctHHor to I)i. Sharp),
•» talking to me. You don’t need to the bid as a guaranty that the success­ vigorous action.
make any reply; only when she asks, ful bidder will enter into contract with
DENTIST.
Sold by dealers in liquid or tablet
‘Ara you still there James?” say approved bond for the performance form; or send 10c. for trial package of
thereof.
• cs, Amelia dear.”
tablets to Dr. V.M. Pierce, Buffalo, N.Y.
Dated this June 3rd, 1916.
Ira C. Smith,
Nothing t<> Brag of.
City Recorder, of Tillamook
MOTHERS OF OREGON.
“Will yes luk at thot!” exclaimed
QR. L. I.. HOY,
City, Oregon.
Albany, Oregon. —"At one time I
“r*. O’Toole in just indignation.
wax weak and
‘Washin' and ironin’ done.” Sure,
nervous; bad
P H V SICIA N AN 0 SU R G E< )N
•he ain’t wan bit better than Oi am..
headache and
C. HAWK.
Oi’ve got me washin' and ironin’ done
backache; liver
T11.1. A MOOK B LOCK,
too, but yez don't see me hangin’ out
was sluggish, and
I
no shingles bragging about it.”
Tillamook, Oregon.
I was troubled '
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
I Ti’lamook, •
•
Oregon
with constipation.
■
I needed a tonic
Orrgoc
—a constitutional
Bay City
EAT VIERECK’S
builder. A friend
told me about Dr.
:
BREAD,
ATTORNEY
Pierce’s Golden
J E. REEDY, D.V M.,
Medical Discov-
“
Oregon
Flower,
1
'
a
Hard
Wheat
Patent.
AND
I took it and it built me right
illamook bakery
COUNSEL» OR. a 1-1.A A .
VETERINARY.
up. gave me new strength, put my
“Yamhill Family Blend,” Hard & Valley Wheat.
liver in good shape, and helped me
T illamook BK"-’.,
“Morning Star,” Select Valley Wheat.
in every way.”— M ro . E llen D odele ,
Both Phones.
TillHiuook
.
.
Oreguu-
1118 E. 2nd Street.
ROOM NO. 3M.
Orcgou
i
I
ilia
mook
•
At All Grocers.
à
Have Your
House
Wiring Done by
FIRE I FIRE !
A Rainy Day Need
Not Be Dull
Reflex
Slicker
$3.00
FIRE I ! !
FIRE
INSURANCE
ROLLIE W. WATSON
The Insurance Man.”
Automobiles
A4 me touch
of a match.
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