TILLAMOOK KEÄDLIGHT. MAY 18, 1916.
church. All dose favorin’ me for’
pastah please say 'aye. ( . A|gr«'*‘
deep significant silence.
Hah.
I
said, undaunted "Silence means con
— —o——•
I
sent, so I'm you pastah for anudder
Have You Heard it?
Mr. Whately, a light sleeper, who yeah.”
does not readily go to sleep again it
Michael Collins came to this coun
disturbed, while traveling in New
Food provided for the family table de
Y ork state, was obliged to stop at a try with all his wordly possessions
serves the careful thought of every house
suburban hotel, and after much toss in a handkerchief. He rose from
ing about succeeded in getting into a ditch-digger to contractor, amassed a
wife. Do you use thought when buying
sound sleep. Ill answer to loud re fortune, and built a magnificent home
peated knocks on his door, he ner for hit family. The sons and daught
baking
powder?
ers it appears, were much ashamed ot
vously sat bolt upright in bed.
their plebian father, and Collins was
"What’s wanted?" he grumbled.
The quality of cake, biscuits and all
"Package down stairs tor you sir, ’ always kept in the rear of the house
"Well, let it stay there; it can wait when they received their friends. Col
quickiy raised flour foods depends largely
lins died and was laid out in state in
till morning, 1 suppose."
upon the kind of baking powder used.
The boy shuffled down the corridor the parlor. An old Irish woman who
and after a long time the guest fell had known Collins when he was a
Royal Baking Powder is made from
into a sound sleep again, then an- laborer, came and asked to see the
face of her dead friend. They con
other knock came at the door.
cream of tartar derived from grapes. It is
“Well, what’s up now,” queried M r. ducted her to the parlor. She walked
up to the coffin, took a long look, and
Whatley.
absolutely pure and has proved its excel
said: 'Well, Collins, an they’ve let ye
“ ’Tain’t for you that package.”
into th’ parlor at last.”
lence for making food of finest quality and
Not What it Looked Like.
1'
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wholesomeness for generations.
When Opia Read, the author, was
Alton B. Parker, apropos of the fail
editor of "lhe Arkansas Traveler,' ure of Ford’s peace mission, said, tn
Royal Baking Powder contains no alum
one of the best reporters on the pa New- York; "Ford wanted to do too;
per died, and his death was greatly much. He was omnivorous generous
nor phosphate.
mourned by the editorial staff. A vis ly, like the selfish ominvorous farmer
With a verdict of 2750 round dol
itor to the office, on the day after the you know. A farmer at a Florida ho
The Democracy’s Policy.
lars against him in the recent liable
funeral, found the editor and his staff tel said to his waiter; What s these
ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO.
suit, brother O'Brien, of the Marsh-
As a conclusive argument in behalf talking about their loss disconsolate here two spoons for?’ ‘De big un am
held Record will have to make a 01 me administration s ship purchase ly.
New York
io
’
soup,
has
’
said
the
waiter,
‘
an
’
de
heart to heart talk with some of the bill, Senator Martin the other day
“It has been a sad loss, friends," the
delinquent subscribers. And, by the read into the senate debate the fol visitor said, “a sad loss indeed." He little un am fo puddin’” ’Well, take
way, this verdict will open the eyes lowing, which is part of a resolution sighed and looked about the room. the little one away.’ said the farmer,
ot certain newspapers as to how far adopted l y the National Democratic “And I am pleased to see,” he went ’an’ bring me another big one to re
they can go in printing hearsay news Club of New ork favoring th<- meas on, “that you commemorate the mel place her. 1 got just as big a mouth
for puddin’ as for soup, young fellow
T ELAND E ERWIN,
unsupported by evidence, and two ure :
Backache Just
ancholy event by hanging up crepe.
an’ don’t you forget it.”
JU
other cases of this nature now in the
Opie Read frowned.
|
“Owing to American standards of
Like a Toothache I
PIANO INSTRUCTION.
courts of the state will be watched wages, safety at sea, the human con
"Crepe?" he said. “Where do you
Sir Robert Finley, M. P., the fa-
with interest by the newspaper frater ditions of labor for American seamen, sec any crepe,"
Diploma from Chicago Musical
(
Dear Mr. Editor — Sometime ago I
visitor, point- mous laywer who has been speaking
nity.—Umpqua \ alley News.
“Over there," said
i.— the
—----------
private enterprise cannqt be relied
College.—Beginners receive the same
1 vigorously in the House of Commons had backache very bnd; it would ache
upon to provide the ships, because ex ing.
...............
careful training as the most advanced.
just
like
a
toothache.
I
tried
a
new
on
the
advisability
of
making
food
A correspopdent writes to ask The perience has demonstrated that pri
“Crepe be hanged,
said Riad,
Terms:—$4.00 per months Instruc
Spectator to "positively deny the vate capital cannot successfully com "That isn't crepe. That’s the office contraband as well as articles of war, I discovery of Doctor Pierce’s, called
as far as Germany is concerned, was ''Anuric.” This is lor kidneys and tion.
false statement that Mr. Olcott, can pete against the handicap of lower towel.”
once in Ireland when be met an Irish backache. I soon felt relieved of all
didate for re-election as Secretary of standards maintained by other mari
All lessons given at Studio.
drover with a number of cattle going backache and had no more pain, and I
Slate, is a Democrat." The Spectator time nations."
I
Edwin Booth’s Open Theatre.
hone
others
troublod
in
the
same
way
County Representative for the
never said that Mr. Olcott was a
A year or more before his death along a country road. “Where are will try thia wonderful new remedy.
What an extraordinary confession!
Wiley B. Allen Co.s’ line of high
democrat. As the Spectator under Here we are plainly told that the ad Edwin Booth received a letter from you going?” he inquired of the son of
Yours sincerely,
grade pianos, player-pianos, V-ictrolos
stands the controversy over .Mr. Ol ministration, through the passage of a prominent New York minister, in Erin. “To Waterford Fair, yer honor’
M rs . L incoln S tearns .
etc.
cott’s politics, the Secretary of Slaty unfair and unjust legislation like the which the reverend gentleman ex "Indeed? And how much do you ex
manages the campaign of a Demo seaman’s act, lias made it impossible plained that he had always felt a de pect to get for the animals," asked
N ote : It Is now asserted with con
crat, Olwald West; spent 13000 in for American capital to own and op sire to witness Booth's portrayal of Sir Robert. “Sure, an’ if I get eight fidence that these painful effects due to | LJ
T. BUAXil
inducing Republicans to vote for him; erate American ships, and, therefore, "Hamlet," but as such an act would pounds each I shall not do badly,” uric acid In the system are entirely eradi- A A .
traveled over the state and made the government must of necessity go be contrary to the doctrine of his answered Pat. "Ah, that’s a sample of gtted. A new remedy, called ’Anuric.’’
ATTORNEY-AT LAW.
as been discovered by Dr. Pierce, and is
speeches for him, and reaped a proper into the shipping business itself faith he asked Booth if he could not your country!” said Sir Robert. "Nqw
the cause of n. drainage outward of the Complete Set of Abstract Books in
but not too rich reward in receiving Having made the standard of wages arrange to have him admitted by a if you would take them to England uric acid with which it comes in contact 1
Office.
the appointment to the office he so high, and having imposed such private entrance after the perform you would average fourteen pounds within the body. It will ward off back
holds. Of course all this does not onerous conditions on the ship own ance had begun, it being his intention each. "Just so yer honor,” he retorted ache, headache, and the darting pains and ■' Taxes Paid for Non Residents.
maks Mr. Olcott a Democrat. Nor a ers that competition with foreign to leave by the same door, thereby “and if yez was to take the Lakes of aches of articular or muscular rheuma
T illamook B lock ,
Republican. He is the Journal's idea owned vessels is out of the question, escaping the notice of the audience. I Killarney to purgatory yez would get tism—of those diseases which are caused
by too much uric acid, such a3 gout, TillamooK .... Oregon
of a nonpartisan.—The Spectator.
a guinea a drop for them.”
To this Booth replied:
asthma, sciatica, renal calculus. "An
I the administration propolis to buy
Both Phones.
uric” prolongs life because old people usu )
“Reverend Sir: Yours received. In '
the craft that private capital cannot
With "baby beef” selling in yards at operate at a profit, and run them as a reply would say there is no door in
ally suffer from hardening and thickening I
A certain lawyer who was a can of
walls of the arteries, due to the ex
$9.15 a hundred, the value of high govern inent-own e<l monopoly.
the theatre through which God can didate for a municipal office went out cess the
T. BO ALS, M.D.,
of uric acid in the blood and tissues. I
class sires becomes apparent and the
But need not expect that govern not see."
canvassing one day, and knocked at
Dr. Pierce, who is director and chief
day of the scrub bull is almost a thing ment ownership will stop with the '
a cottage door. The door was opened physician at the Invalids’ Hotel and
of the past. It has got to the point shipping industry.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., has
The Generous-Minded Aiderman.
Whenever our I
by a woman.
where the cheapest bull is the most manufactories, in which the wage is
.?•» been testing this wonderful medicine for
Congressman James Breck Perkins
“Is your husband in, Mrs,
Surgeon S. P. Co.
the relief of over-worked and weakened
expensive in the long run and the higher than that paid abroad, fail be on a visit to New York the other day
inquired the lawyer.
kidneys. Tho relief obtained by sufferers
time will come when no stock man
(I.
O. O. F. Bldg )
called
on
an
old
friend
down
town,
an
"No sir,” was the reply, “but I has been so satisfactory that he deter
who is paying any attention to the cause of the Democratic party’s bén alderman. W hile they were chatting,
mined to place "Anuric” with the prin Tillamook .... Oregon
éficient principles of free trade, we
know
what
you
want,
My
husband
is
business «ill think of paying less
cipal druggists In town whore peoplo
an Italian couple came in and asked
than $250.(10 to $500.00 for his sires suppose the administration will take in Broken English if the alderman sure to vote for you because you got could get thl3 ready-to-use medicine.
over the plants, and operate them un
him
off
for
stealing
that
ham
last
’Anuric” Is not harmful or poisonous,
, and even at that price they will pay der government ownership.
would unite them in marriage. The week.
but aids nature in throwing off thoso
EBSTER HOLMES,
for themselves in one year. Very soon
alderman
performed
the
ceremony,
|
We may ask how the government
“No, no! Alleged stealing of the poisons within the body which cause so
a two-year-old steer will be a curios
and,
after
accepting
the
modest
much
suffering,
pain
and
misery.
Scien
fee, , ham,” corrected the lawyer.
expects to make pay an industry that
ATTORNEY-AT LAW
ity 011 the range—we shall have noth
politely handed the bride an urn-, "Alleged be Mowed!” was the mo- tists assert thl3 remedy is 37 times more
ing but cows, and cows at the pres has failed tinder private ownership? brella.
potent
than
llthia.
COM M ERGI AL BU1LDI NG,
I man’s smiling reply. “We've got a
For Diabetes and Bright's Disease thia
ent time and in the future arc going If a corporation whose managers and
The Congressman observed the
to be highly respected citizens an<l workmen are experts in their partic proceedings gravely, and after the bit of it still. Lentme give you a remedy is building up a reputation as
FIRST STREET,
good as Dr. Pierce’s other well-known
sandwich of it, sir.”
will undoubtedly be kept in service ular line cannot profitably conduct couple
tuple went out, asked:
medicines which have been proven reli TILLAMOOK,
the
shipping
business
how
can
a
lot
-
OREGON
until they reach a ripe old age and
"Do yon always do that Charles?” I
able during nearly fifty years, such as
*< r, . ...i.... v i,
. ■
,
'
then be pensioned instead of going to of politicians do it? Docs the admin
"Do what? .Marry them3 Oh, yes.”' A Quaker fell asleep in meeting Doctor Pierce’s Favorite Prescription
istration
intend
that
its
government-
for tho ills of women, Doctor Pierce’s
the market as "canners." It is not in
GOY NE,
"No, 1 mean give the bride a pics-1 and soon began to snore. For a while Pleasant Pellets, the liver regulator, and
the province of a market paper to owned shipping business shall pay ex ent?"
j the nasal notes were soft and smooth Doctor Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery
penses,
or
docs
it
plan
to
go
into
the
prophesy, but those of our readers
and
did
not
disturb
the
worshipers,
"A present! Why -wasn’t that her
tor red blood.
A T TOR N E Y - A T- L A W.
who follow the live stock business enterprise to furnish jobs for a gang
but finally the sleeper let out a few-
can form their own conclusions.—■ of hungry politicians whose salaries umbrella?” gasped the aiderman.
Office: O pposite C ourt H ouse ,
“No, it was mine replied the Con extra kinks and the effect was a trifle
must be niiid bv an additional tax on
Live Stock Reporter. *
disconcerting.
gressman, sadly.
the people,—'1 he Spectator.
—-o------
“Friend Hezekiah,” wispered an
Tillamook
Oregon.
A Salem church has named a pub
. acquaintance, digging the other in the
No Bed of Roses.
licity manager—which is a dignified
i ribs "I think the had better arouse
Klamath County to Bat.
“Docs a man need influence to se
way ol designating a press agent and
R. 'JACK OLSEN,
thyself.”
cure
a
gevernment
clerkship?
”
of indicating that this particular
“What did thee say? What did thee
lhe Klamath Falls Herald reports
“
No,"
replied
the
observing
citizen.
church docs not intend to hide its that the Klamath County Republican
say?" cried Hezekiah, somewhat con
DENTIST.
light under a bushel hereafter. The Central Committee- recently passed ‘But if some of these ideas about fused. "What is the matter?"
hours
and
the
compensation
go
pastor, who was once a newspaper resolutions stating the committee'»
"Nothing friend Hezekiah,” was the
(I. O. O. F Bldg.)
man, says he believes publicity is go position on various candidates, in through there would have to be a lot quiet rejoiner of the other, "only
of
influence
brought
to
bear
to
get
ing to do for bis church what it does cluding Hen W. Olcott, candidate for
thee
was
snoring
a
little,
and
T
was
Tillamook - Oregon
me to take one.”
for a business organization, lie is sccretaty of state.
afraid that outsiders would think the I
right. 1 his lias been established by
1 lie resolutions follow:
spirit had moved thee to a trombone
What It Meant.
the experiences of churches wliicii
[)R. GEORGE J. PETERSEN
"Whereas, certain mc-mbers of the
solo instead of an expression of thy
A story is told of a German who 1 convictions.”
have resorted to printer's ink in sus democrat and socialist parties have
taining interest ami drawing sinners. registered as Republicans, either for arrived in the United States on Dec 1
...
DENTIST,
Provided the publicity manager is a the purpose ol obtaining nominations oration Day, and, noticing the flags
live wire, the .Salem church in ques for office on the Republican ticket, or flying, and the people going to the Direct Legislation to be Voted on in
Successor to Dr. Perkins
November.
tion will require a S. R. (). »¡gn fur lor the purpose of being in a position cemetery with large bunches of flow
Use «lien special exercices arc held. to assist tn nominating this class of ers, he asked what it meant. “Why.
TILLAMOOK
'OREGON.
Following
constitutional amend
Publicity is the medium of bringing politicians in the Republican primar this is Decoration Day,” said one.
ments were referred to the people by
to the attention 01 people the things ies tor office on the Republican tick "Don’t you know what that is?”
The man confessed that he didn’t. the legislature at the coming general
QARI. HABERLACIl,
they want and which you have. Sure et.
Then it was explained to hitn. “Isn’t election, November 7;
ly the counter attractions of the
1 herefore, Be it resolved that wc,
Amend Sec. 15. Art. V, giving Gov
chut dies are uprising in their use of the Republican I entral Committee, there some one at rest in the ceme
A TTORNEY-AT-LAW.
printer s ink, ami this must account condemn this class of individuals and tery whose grave you would like to ernor power to veto single item in
decorate
with
flowers?
”
he
was
ask
Appropriation
exemption
bills.
m a large measure for their thriving consider it our duty to make the
T illamook B lock
Amend Art. IX on tax exemptions
popularity \ man may he predispos names of such persons public, more ed.
The
German
shook
his
head
and
re-
Tillamook
...
Oregon
by adding section numbered 1-B ex
ed toward attending church, and yet especially those seeking nominations,
tending exemptions.
the idea will take concrete form ami and suggest that Republican voters to degorate ain't dead yet.”
Amend Sec. 6, Art. 11, relating to
stimulate him to action only if the nominate only those tor office who
QK. ELMER ALLEN
fact is brought to bis attention. What possess unquestioned loyalty to the
Negro and Mulatto suffrage restric
Have You Heard It.
One of the wealthy members of a tions now existing.
more cltectivr medium than a notice Republican party.
I
Petitions are in circulation propos
of the service in the paper he peruses
.(Successor to Di. Sharp),
Boston ap-
T 11st, attention is called to Ben W. fashionable church in T
over his morning meal? One suspects < Ilcott, candidate for secretary •I proached his pastor with I the com ing initiative measures to be voted on
DENTIST.
that the churches can find mi more state, on the Republican ticket, who, plaint that she was greatly disturbed at the same general election:
People's Land and Loan law-, pro
effective medium for routing the dev
as evidenced by his own sworn state by one of her neighbors “its positive
Commercial Building, Tillamook
il than printer's ink. -Oregonian.
incut, expended $1,500 for the elec ly unbearable," said she "That man viding that all land rent be collected
tion of ex-Govcrnor West, a Demo in the pew in front of us destroys all as public taxes, whether the land is
crat."
I my devotional and pious feelings used or not.
0R. L. L. HOY,
Looks Good. But —
This is a new form of the single tax
l he resolution then continued with I when he attempts to sing Couldn't
and is proposed by W. S. U’Ren a xl
condemnation ol several democrats you ask him to change his pew?”
~ According to a Portland paper ex- and socialists who are trying to ride '
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
The good pastor was sorely per State Labor Federation.
tiovernor West is to be ............
chut engi-
>
plexed. After a tew moments' retlec-
J wo Sunday legislation bills are
liter o' »I the
‘ constitutional tax amend- into office on the Republican band tion, lie said:
i
being initiated to repeal the antiquat
wagon and conclude with a reference I
T illamook B lock ,
incut which will be ubmitted to the
"M ell, I naturally would feel a little ed Oregon Sunday law, but one pro
to the oath taken by these candidates
people next fall, the inaiti feature of when they tegistcrcd.
delicacy on that score, more espec- poses a more drastic law.
Oregon.
Tillamook,
which is to restrict increases in tax
n"-' <’s
h»ve io give a reason
It is what is known of the One-Day
ation to not 11 ore than <i per cent
But I will tell you what I might do.” of Rest in Seven law promoted by a
Tillnmook,
-
Oregon.
anuuallv amt pioviding that larger ui-
J O11N LELAND HENDERSON
“ere the pastor's face became illum State Sabbath closing organization i
cre.to s can only be made after being
The
New
Home
Sewihg
inated with a happy thought
”1 headed by Rev. Tufts.
referred to a vote of the people.
might ask him to join the choir."
.The act ,o £ppeal and abolish the
ATTORNEY
Machine Company,
Like other \\ evt measures it ap
------ o-
old Oregon Closing f Sunday law is
AND
pears inn , nt upon the suriace and
San
Francisco,
Cal.
Some people hate publicity like the proposed by the Indi ependent Retail I
ma> attract votes unless people hap
Cheer up! Get to work
COUNSELLOR-AT-LAW.
Grocers Association.
young
Detroit
man
He
was
dressed
pen to remember that unexpected de
F ish B rand
1 he women of Oregon are initiat
T illamook B lock .
in a tight fitting suit of the latest
lects have usually developed in re
Tillamook -
-
.
- Oregon
J cut, and his whole custume was a ing a bill to abolish compulsory vac-
Iorm tn. .-ures from the same source.
dream of sartoral refinement. And cina'ion and medical treatment, mak
ROOM NO. 261.
H would be hard to find a person
he iva* plainly embarrassed as he en ing it optional.
who would not cheerfully join in a
tered the editor’s office "I was in
movement to keep down high taxes
w. C. HAWK,
tensely shocked to read a notice in
Getting right down to facts, no one
How’s This ?
your paper of my engagement," he
wants to pay a cent more taxes than
offer O ku Hvxi.ssn D ollass Riwsan
began. "I can not tell you how shock- or We
he is obliged to and it is a safe guess
any case at Catarrh that cena.rt be cured
String, easy fitting,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
ed I was I was positively chagrined by »tall « Catarrh Cure.
that any proposed increase would be
5 passenger Overland, Rebuilt
light, and water
Mv fiancee was chagrined; we were
overwhelmingly voted down, no mat
and painted like new .... ■ • $450 00
F J CHBXEY * CO.. Teledo. u
proof. ebsotutefy.
all chagrined. How much for fifty
ter how badly it was needed This
Oregon
Bay City
’"V’«',«ned have known F J
Reflex EJfn stop
One Ford Body, 1913 ... .. I 25.00
copies of the paper’”.
w ould do no particular harm in most
water from run
The Rev.Joshua Jenkins, an old col him perfectly honorable la all bu«loe«a
cases, even if it did occasionally em
transactions and rinanclabr able to carry One Ford Body, 1914 ...
ning in at the front.
..
35.00
ored person in Lousiana. found it ne out any obligations made by hie Arm.
harass public business. But where
Yellow or Obw khaki.
cessary at the
end of hts
his year to
?
me
ent!
would the slate, county or city be in
NATIONAL B4XK OF COMMERCE.
Until July 1st will give extra easy
FnXeetor Hat. TS cents
an emergency?
‘Jer ,o ‘’l* .»«»ntion of
terms on New For Cars.
•Sah cha tao l.aantn.'.W
V
£■«• •» taken internally
VETERINARY.
his congregation, which. I he noted, .
Supp'i’e it was the fate of Wash
had a rather defiant lack of interest,
ington county to have a large Humber
A.J.TOWER CO.
,aT the «eaten
Testimonials «ent
-«»«per bottle
lold hy all
Both Phones.
«■y____ BOSTON
-nredern,” he said, ”<Je time xtn heah r^c^.t^
of its bridges destroyed simultaneous-
foh lecting of de pastah for his
tab« Hall e Family Pitts for coaitipation.
Oregon
Tillutucok -
.
.
ly. Or a fire might sweep the old
court housedestroying public records
it would cost large sums to replace.
Suppose that Portland lint the fate of
Ex-President Taft, knowing the res San Francisco and large sums were
ponsibility ot the president, says of instantly required to again start the
liie war issue: "is there anything for wheels of puLlic and private business.
a clear-headed, patnutic American And again suppose war should sud
citizen to <lo but to back up our pres denly come and Oregon was requir
ident, who is our chosen constitution ed to do its part. Where would the
al leader.' I his is no time to point out large sums immediately necessary
co,ue from?
mistakes of the past." As an ex p res
1 lie proposed amendment includes
uieiit Taft is dendedly (lie best -,ve
have in this country. 1 lieie IS an warrants, bonds and all evidences of
other oik who stands by nobody nul indebtedness. No expenditure may be
made in excess of •< per cent more
iiiiiiLeit. —Telephone K• gistei.
than the preceding year. Unusual ex
----- o------
penses suih as those mentioned are
Taxpayers are again planning
usually met by loans, but who will
cut levies, coriso iiiate boards
loan money to the state, county or
cominisiioii«
..in
secure unifi
system v> ....J ..x. 1 he fight will be city if he can receive no evidence of
liaid for t... U-...1LCI ol office holders, indebtedness to return for its loan
employes, . .w ... encialies nov. hold and with the chance that if referred
ing posm ...» c.. uiitercnt boards and the increase would be voted down?
For these reasons it might be well
commissions is so large that their
vote alone in must cases decide an; lor Friend Os ,o include a section in
move tend.ng to reduce llicir num the Lili which provides for emergen
cies or Oregon is likely to be tied up
ber. 1 lus is one ot the greatest dang
ers arising Hum the ever increasing in a verv hard knot someday.—Hills
boro Independent.
office tiolu class.— Millamina limes.
Laugh and Grow Fat.
Study Food Values
T."
Have Your
House
Wiring Done by
Coast power Co.
DONS RIGHT
at
RIGHT PRICES
New Home Users
are
Quality Choosers
A Rainy Day Need
Not Be Dull
Reflex
Slicker
$3.00
Automobiles
Good Values in Used
Cars
See ROSENBERG
At Tillamook Garage.