Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934, February 03, 1916, Image 2

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    TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, ‘FEBRUARY 3, 1916.
MATCHING PEARLS.
FLOWERS AS FOOD.
would be better folks if they were in
the Grange. I would suggest that you
In India the Nativ«« Eat Baaai« ■
Oriental« B«li«v« In Ssx and Affinity
look into the Grange work.
First Insertion per line ............ $ .10
Blossom« Uncooked.
In th« G«m«.
A new hall will be a great improve­
Each sqbsequent insertion, line.
•05
In these days one would hardly
Most brides are partial to pearls, and
ment to Fairview.
Business and Professional cards
' In some eastern countries no other ■ dinner of rosebuds a feast
Come out and all
Jewels are allowed to figure among the should we be Inclined to accept an
one month.......................................
Let"s boost for a new Grange hall.
vltatlon to dine on tlie blossoms of
¡bridal ornaments.
Locals per line each insertion...
I In Persia the notion prevails that pumpkin vine. Yet some Indians
Display advertisements, an inch
Report of Eights Grade Examination the pearls themselves are susceptible the old Aztecs, used to esteem tk
.50
one month...............................•
I of married bliss. Among the hereditary flowers, when properly prepared
F°r January.
All Resolutions of Condolence
jewelers of the Persian court It Is an great dainty.
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o
------
and Lodge Notices, per line .
05
So. in the same way, do native,
article of faith that pearls have sex
Notices, lost, strayed or stolen
Diplomas were granted to the fol­ and that every one has its mate. Its many parts of India depend for f(
etc., minimum rate, not ex­
equal in size and beauty. The surest upon the blossoms of the bassig tn.
lowing named pupils:
ceeding five lines .....................
.25
Mary Broughton, Dist. No. 9, Tilla­ way to avoid the dreaded pearl disease They do not need even to cook r
is to mount the pearls In pairs. If de­ flowers, but make a good meal of th
mook.
prived of their mates they languish raw. These blossoms are described
RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION
Mary L. Ullman, Dist. No. 9, Tilla­
and lose luster: hence the desire to sweet and sickly in odor anti tai
(Strictly in Advance.)
mook.
match pearls which has led to such ex­ They are sometimes dried In the ,
TRAINS AGAIN BLOCKED.
Harold Rv Bailey, Dist No. 18, travagance.
One Year ............................................ $t-5°
when they are kept and sold In
Six Months ....................................
.75
Neskowin.
It is said that the great glory of the zaars ns a regular article of diet
Many Slides and Washouts on the
Three Months ...................................... 5°
.. Andry Earl, Dist. No. 23, Long ropes of pearls given to Queen Alex­
The trees ure so highly esteemed t
Railroad.
andra by some of the princes of India the threat of cutting down their ban
I Prairie.
The bad weather the past few weeks
j
Victor N. Huddlestone, Dist. No. was the perfect matching of almost trees will generally bring an uiinii
THE TILLAMAAK HEADLIGHT.
all of the pearls. Thus the eastern
with a heavy fall of snow in the
tribe to terms. This Is perhaps not <
48, Wheeler.
experts believed they were assuring be wondered at when It is constdei
mountains, followed by another wind
Ruth A. Gray, Dist. No. 59 Blaine, long life for these Jewels. It is believed that a single tree will yield from I
and rain storm, have crippled the rail­
Mary L. Ullman had the highest to foretell misfortune for the owner of
to 400 pounds of flowers. The Pars
road again and put it out of commis­
pearls when they contract the pearl cook the flowers and also luiike swi
average, being 94.1 per cent.
sion.
Many
slides
are
reported,
with
The weather put a damper on letter
meats of them.
The pupils who had the highest disease.
other damage, which will take some
Some renders may remember that
writing week.
"Nobody would be Inclined to d,
standings by subjects are as follows:
time to remove and repair. A train
the first whisper of coming misfortune that smoked fish nnd smoked meat
Spelling, Frank F.pplett, Dist. No.
managed to get through from Port-
for the beautiful Empress Eugenie
agreeable varieties In our bill of f,
Justices of the peace who were elect­
9, Tillamook, 92 per cent.
arose when the news was spread but few. perhaps, would feel ready
land on Monday, and the train leav-
ed at the last election were elected
Reading, Bessie Keens, Dist. No. abroad that her pearls were spotted
plead guilty to n taste for smoked fli
ing here Tuesday morning had to re­
for six ygprs.
50, Boulder Creek, 98 per cent.
ind crumbling away. Of course, the ers. And yet. when we give to
turn.
Writing, Reta Morgan, Dist. No. 14. French jewelers would have derided clove Its well earned place among
Tillamook City can have a salmon
There appears to be quite a number
rhe eastern notion of sex and affinity votings we are making use of
Garibaldi, 98 per cent.
cannery if the business men would
of slides between this city and
Geography, Bessie Hunter, Dist. In pearls, but the keepers of the shah's smoked flower bud. The buds grow
take more interest in the city.
Wheeler. In the neighborhood of
fewels believe in It. and they have a small evergreen nnd are plucl
No. 16, Woods, and Iva Johnson,
preserved many of the crown Jewels from the ends of the branches bet
Brighton and the Nehalem jetty there
Dist. No. 42, Union, 95 per cent.
for centuries. Modern Jewelers are al­
If there is any other kind of weath­
are considerable slides with the rail­
Agriculture, Willie L. Hopkins, ways on the lookout for opportunities they expand. Then they are dried
er we haven’t had the past two
road tract at one place undermined,
the sun and smoked over a wood
Dist. No. 61, Harmony, and Roy O. >f matching pearls, You do not find to give them the brown color.—Ph
months, why, let’s have it and get
with a locomotive and cars on the
Graves, Dist. No. 61, Harmony, 95 them so anxious to mutch diamonds delphin Press.
over with the bad spell.
sunken track. Hobsonville is another
ir rubies.
And it Is curious that
per cent.
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place where the slides were bad. On
persistent searching generally dlscov- t
Arithmetic,
Bessie
Lantz,
Bernerd
Patience is a virtue. Don’t beef be­
one side of the tunnel there was a
ers that all pearls Have doubles in size,
USELESS THINGS.
Williams, David Petty and Geoffry luster and weight—New York Sun.
I
cause the railroad is now unable lo
slide that placed the small shacks on
O’Donnell, Dist. No. 9, Tillamook,
Ghosts of the Past That Were Fori
give daily service. It’s no boy’s job
the track and on the other side a slide
100 per cent.
dable In Their Time.
keeping the railroad into this county
occurred that also covered up the
BATHS IN PARIS.
Grammar, Ruth A G rag, Dist No.
“
An
enumeration
of the uselet
in condition for safe travel.
track, while the slides have placed th e
59, Blaine, 87 per cent.
They Are Something In the Nature of says Richard Jeffries, “would almost
------ c------
county road in bad shape this side of
an enumeration of everything tilth«
Physiology, Bessie L. Myers, Dist.
a Public Function.
It used to be that Tillamookers
Hobsonville. The County Court went
pursued."
No.
8,
Beaver,
98
per
cent.
American tourists when they visit
were often bar bound long about this
to look over the situation on Friday
What a pile of Junk the men of
Civil
Government,
Ruth
A.
Gray,
Paris
find
unexpected
difficulties
In
time of the year. Now they are train
morning.
world labored to produce!
Dist.
No.
59,
Blaine,
99
per
gratifying
their
desire
for
n
bath.
Con
­
cent,
bound, and if they arc at all impa­
Heap up all the books that are of
Number of students that wrote on ditions are slowly changing for the bet­ possible use, the contents of and
tient they can hit the ties and save
Another Bootlegger to “Cough Up
ter, however, and some of the hotels
all subjects, 20,
libraries, books of heraldries, th
railroad fare.
a Fine.
Number of students that failed on have introduced bathrooms, an innova­ gonies and discarded sciences, book«
tion brought about mainly to satisfy
wrangling and tedious arguments I
Some of the old settlers have to
Geo. Bean, who run a jitney in this one subject, 6.
American demands. A writer in the
scratch their craniums when it cimes
Number of students that failed on New York Sun tells how the bath is world has willingly forgot, and l
city is the third person to be arrested
myriads of chaff products that |
to remembering a winter when the
for violating the prohibition law, and two subjects, 6.
usually enjoyed:
like u ceaseless Niagara from the I
weather in any previous year had
Number of students that ■wrote on
Like most Intimate affairs In France,
having a guilty conscience he pleaded
ern press; henp them up into
the bath partakes of the nature of a
anything the best of the weather the
guilty to the charge and will have to Physiology, only, 55.
mountain, and from its top you c
Rights of the Peaceful.
past two months.
Number of students that wrote on public function. There Is also a choice look down upon the Himalayas.
“cough up” a fine. He sold liquor to
in the matter. The ambulance bath I
Geography, only, 39.
Think of the ruined cities of the
There may be no immediate results a traveling man.
was one franc fifty a bath, or you got
In looking over the tax list is is
Number
of
student^
ent, the ghostly temples of Egypt
on
that
wrote
from the appointment of a committee
a
season
ticket
for
one
franc
twenty.
plain to see that those who platted
broken fragments of castles by
Agriculture, only, 24. .
County Fair Notes.
by the twenty-one American repub­
A man wheels a handcart, which car­
beach property arc not blessed with
Rhine and the Danube, the Coll«
Number
of
students
securing
—
■
■■
■
o
—
—
—
per-
des a receptacle tilled with hot wa­
lics to study the rights and duties of
the Golden House of Nero, the Gai
any too much money, their financial
The following persons have agreed manent standings on Physiology, 39- ter. surmounted by a tub. to your door.
neutrals altered, but the reform is de­
of Hadrian nt Tivoli! Think of the’
difficulties being such that they have
Number of students securing per- He brings the tub on his head to your less sciences men studied, the faded
sirable. As Secretary Lansing pointed with the County Fair Board to act as
allowed their taxes to go delinquent.
room
and
returns
with
the
hot
water,
out in his memorandum, the belliger­ Superintendents of the various de­ manent standings on Geography, 23-
llgions they once believed, the Incot
Number of students securing per­ two covered pailfuls at a time. He quentlal wars of history, the reiiaw
ents
have fashioned international law, partments of the fair this year:
Patronizing home industry got a
hen
retires
to
the
courtyard
and
waits
Supt. Cattle Dept. D. T. Werschkul. manent standings on Agriculture, 12.
till you have finished the bath. Ills antiquated law, the gold gathered
knock out blow in this county last in the main. In ancient times a bel­
Supt. Horses and
Swine, S. V.
Percentage required for permanent beerful whistle floats up to the win- gether only to be misspent! Think
ligerent
was
a
law
unto
itself
and
had
week. The person who sold some
Anderson.
standing on the subjects of Physiol­ dow to the accompaniment of your the useless passions, dreams, thouj
home vintage made from evergreen no regard for abstract rights or for
Supt.
Dairy
Dept,
F.
W.
Christen
­
ogy, Geography and Agriculture, 8o. splashings as a reminder that you and desires of men!
blackberries, has to dig up ioj big consistency. The only law he knew sen.
One is sometimes tempted to th
Percentage required for permanent should not linger—which you are not
that we front the great questions of I
dollars for boosting a local and hot.ie was necessity. Rights of neutrals
tempted
to
do
in
the
cramped
quarters
Supt.
Horticulture
and
Agriculture,
standing on other subjects, qo .
might be freely ignored, with com­
love and death ns freshly, with ns
industry.
J. E. Youel.
Pupils wdio failed on not more than of a French bathtub.
paratively safety. It would require
tie
advantage from experience, as
The foreign lady’s bnth Is a sort of
Supt. Industrial Dept., W. S. Bucl. two subjects will not be required to
cave man.--Dr. Frank Crane in W(
The snap shot man is well aware shocking violations to move a neutral
gala
day
for
the
neighborhood,
If
fre-
Supt, Athletics, J. R. Callahan.
re-write on subjects not below the quent, the event is discussed by the an's World.
that the city must raise a certain to back his protests with arms. With
Supt. Textile Dept., Mrs Rachel minimum requirement 70 per cent for neighbors across the way.
amount of revenue to meet current the spread of civilization, belligerents
‘•Truly,
Weston.
No Promotion.
the May examination.
that costs dear; they are bien des mil­
expenses, but we think it hardly a established prize courts and the de­
The late Bishop Doane of Albany,
Supt. Domestic Baking and Can­
Pupils will be permitted to refer to lionaires. ces dames Américaines!"
square deal to tax temperance drinks cisions of such tribunals, prejudiced
strict conservative, had bis own vie'
and not tax other lines of business.
•is they have naturally been have ning, Mrs. Frances Bcltk Stranahan. their text books when writing on the And the children flock to count the 1 as to woman's place tn the world,
pails
ns
they
are
turued
out
All
of
Supt. Art. Dept., P. M. Stiverson.
subjects of History and Civil Govern­
constituted the precedents that make
feminist this good Tory bishop, no i
I he fair board desires to thank the ment for the May and June examina­ tills Is well calculated to make the occa­
suppose Uncle Sam will insist up the body of what is loosely called
vocate of "newness" of any sort
sion
one
of
keen
embarrassment
for
Bishop Doane believed in marril
Tillamook's first
bootlegger international law. They have had a superintendents of the previous fairs, tions. J here will be a time limit for (he foreign lady.
of the real old fashioned kind, nnd
under the prohibition law “cough up” peculiar force among enlightened na­ and all others, who by their active these subjects.
bridegrooms nt weddings he used sot
about $25. It may be, however, that tions, since they were not the product interest, have contributed to their
W. S. Bucl, Supt.
Modest Fitzgerald.
times to make a little speech.
Uncle Sam will make it a little more of abstract, disinterested theorizing, success.
Edward Fitzgerald wi s utterly care­
“My young friend,” he would say
W
e
trust
all
will
unite
to
assist
the
less
of
his
fame.
He
lived
to
be
an
tropical for bootleggers in the future but the concessions of belligerents,
The cremation of 32,000 gopher and old man, yet not one In a million of the pale and nervous bridegroom. |
new
superintendents
and
the
board,
in
than in the past, for everybody who against their own interests.
mole scalps at the Marion County his fellow countrymen regarded him us ting him on the back, “you are 1
sells intoxicating liquor without a
In recent years endeavors have maintaining the present high standard
embarking on a long, hazardous ’
of the fair.
court
house recently furnished ex­ a poet, even if they had heard bls i age. and I bld you remember the I
government license are liable to pros­ been made, in lime of peace, to reach
name
mentioned
as
an
old
chum
of
Al
­
I
I he 1916 premium list is in the citement and a great attraction for a
nish proverb.
ecution in the federal courts.
agreements as to the conduct of war­
Yet he translated
hands of the printer and if you do not big c-owd of spectators. From the fred Tennyson.
“For the Finnish sailors have
------ o— - -
fare and rights of neutrals. But even
“The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam”
receive
—.2 a copy before March 10, street, they resembled a huge pile of long years before his death. He kept proverb to this effect:
I his is decidedly funny. California in conventions that have sought to —
" 'The man who on the ship of ma
wine and liquordealers, as well as agree upon an international code that write, phone or call on F.rwin Har- wood and many passerby, who were It "chucklug about.” apparently not
mony signs ns mate will never get I
not
informed
of
what
was
going
on,
rison,
the
secretary.
thinking
it
worth
publication,
and
malt liquor men can ship into Oregon would be fair to all, military and na­
thought they were being made the when he did print a few copies nobody moted.’ "—New York Tribune.
certain amount of these decoctions val experts have been predominant in
victims of jokes when told that it was took any notice of it. Today It is one
Fairview.
without paying license, but right here the drafting of revisions. Mr. Lans­
Better Than a Clock.
a pile of "scalps.” Their weight ap­ of the most famous poems in the
-o——-
•
in 1 illamook those who want to deal ing shows that such experts naturally
“My father," said the small boy
world.
Has the snow all gone? Yes, and proximated about two tons and, when
the Indy who was calling on his me
in a temperance drink are taxed approach the subject from the view­
er,
"Is a great man. He knows wl
$1,000 a year for that privilege. Did point of the belligerent. Their busi­ we are glad to see the rain again. fed to the furnace, made the boilers
First He’d Heard of It.
the city dads stop to consider the ness is war and their fonccrn is to Many o( our Fairview people are sick and radiators of the big building fair­
Harry returned to Suudny school, tlme it Is without even looking at i
watch.”
point that it was doing something rxpedite the prosecution of a war. with colds. Several children are out of ly sizzle with heat. It would be diffi­ after a king absence, on the day on
"Whnt do yon mean. Tommy
school.
Now
the
rains
have
come
we
cult
to
estimate
the
damage
that
which
tickets
for
the
annunl
picnic
that looks remarkable laughable?
Men interested in commerce should
hope to sec all well again.
could be inflicted upon the growing were distributed. He trembled In his queried the visitor.
have a part in subscribing the rules
“Oh. when I boiler out an' ask bl
Many of our farmers arc out of hay crops of Marion county by 32,000 seat when the tencher began a quiz
Persons who own automobiles in affecting trade. This applies to the
what time It is In the morning, he I
on
the
lesson
of
the
previous
Sunday.
gophers and moles in one season, and
this county should have one or more duties of neutrals as well as to their and the weather is bad for hauling.
ways says It's time to get up. A*'
Finally his turn came.
The literary was well attended last all it costs the taxpayers of the coun­
pennants on their cars with the word rights. The military and naval view
w-lien I ask him whnt time It Is in tb*
“Harry, who slew Goliath with a
ty In get
rid of them, through the pebble?"
evenin', he nllus says, 'Time to go »
"Tillamook” on it. We put it up to is as prejudiced about the one as Saturday.
Grange will meet at the hall on the operation of Representative Thomas
bed, Tommy.’ Oh, I tell you my fatb«!
"Honest teacher,” said Hurry, “1
the Women's Civic Improvement about the other.
Brown's bill, was a one mill levy, don't know; I didn't even know he wa«
10th.
the
meeting
will
be
an
open
one
Is n great man!"—St Louis Globe
l eague to decide on the color of the
I here will, doubtless, be some
Democrat
pennant. It would not be out of place sweeping changes in international law in the afternoon. A good contest pro­ amounting in all to $3,200. Last year deed.”— New York Press.
there
were
43,000
scalps
redeemed
gram
is
being
prepared.
You
are
wel-
to add "Celebrated Cheese County.” at the close of the great war. It is
Hor Forebodings.
Just ths Other Way.
through the operation of this highly
I his is simply a suggestion, for possible that there tnav even be an come.
“Why are you worrying, dear?” H
Old Lady (offerlug policeman a tract)
■
he
Grange
met
last
Friday
and
meritorous
act,
for
ftie
introduction
others are invited to improve upon attempt to narrow the rights of neu­
asked after they had got things «st-
—I often think you poor policemen mn
this But let every automobile owner trals, in order to permit the use of initiated tj applicants. The grangers and passage of which Representative such a risk of becoming bad. Iielng so tied In tbelr cunning little bungalow
"I was Just thinking that If you ttf»
display a 1 illamook pennant in the means of destruction unheard of in realize their hall is too small and a Brown is the recipient of a perfect constantly mixed up with crime. Po­
future .
the past. It will not hurt for the movement is on foot to build a large deluge of thanks and congratulations liceman—You needn't fear, mum. It'« out to be as great as I expect yo®
Americans to he prepared to resist one. a subscription paper is being cir­ from the farmers, and a like number the criminals wot runs the risk o’ be­ be and we have nny children, they
havo to take their places among tbs
A meeting was called for last Mon­ such a tendency.
culated among the Grangers and all will have been redeemed this year be­ somin' saints, bein' mixed up with
Wile rich.”—Chicago Record-Herald.
day evening at the Court House, to
’“bscribing as much as they feel fore the fund is exhausted. A moving oa— London Tunch.
ADVERTISING RATES.
Legal Advertisements.
Editorial Snap Shots.
discuss re-organizing the Commercial
Club. There was a representative
gathering of distinguished citizens
present—the snap shot man and Rol-
lie Watson—the chairman and the
secretary of these meetings. It was
decided that the snap shot man should
give every business man a good roast
ing for his lack of interest in the
city’s affairs and invite the ladies to
become members and take over the
management of the Commercial Club
man made a good job of it, the only
criticism wc have to offer is the style
and pattern of the pants. 1 here was
this difference in two funny afiairs.
The snap shot man threw up his
hands and avoided being hit in the
corporation with one of the big books
in the clerk’s office when the "steam
roller” was clearing desks before
closing office, while Attorney Hand­
ley got his head in the way of a law
book and was made the "goat.”
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The prevailing sentiment that after
a person has held public office for
several years he should retire, no
matter whethe? he is a most compe­
tent official and serving the public
faithfully. 1 his is where the public
make a great mistake. No business
man fires an employee who is doing
good work for some untried person.
Then why not carry on public affairs
the same as the business man, and
keep those in office who have made
themselves proficient? l ake for illus­
tration the office of sheriff. This coun-
ty has one of the best sheriffs in th e
State, but Mr Crenshaw is going to
retire because there are those who
hold a foolish notion that he should
step aside and allow others to fill the
office, ft will be hard to get a better
Sheriff. It is the same with County
Clerk Holden, who has made an ex­
cellent clerk, who is a valuable ser-
vant to the people, but has filled the
office for a number of years with
•credit to himself and the taxpayers.
This can be said of other county offi­
cials, who are looking after county
affairs. Then, why make changes
when the people are getting good ser­
vice? Of course, this does not appeal
to those who want public office, who,
for lack of any other cause, work the
political trick tliat a man who has
been in office for a number of years
should retire and make room for
others, and a lot of our citizens think
so as well an then complain about
taxes. It costs the taxpayers money
to break in county officials, for when
they make a mistake it is the tax­
payers who foot the bills. Although a
new man in office may do everything
in his power to avoid making niis-
takes, they generally do so.
puts the money in the drawer, turns
around and cancels the stamps, and
then the money is his again, so that
as a problem in arithmetic the cost to
Mr. Holstrom for shipping eggs is
nothing and the amount saved in
postage is about all the profit a mer­
chant expects to make on a ca*e of
eggs. It is quite likely that many-
other stores, where the storekeeper is
also postmaster, are doing the same
thing. Of course. Uncle Sam can I
change his postoffice system and no
storekeeper with a business head
would fail to take advantage of the
situation.—Cottage Grove Sentinel.
and dance will Picture company took films of the
pro­ scalp» to exhibit over the country.—
ceeds to be added to the fund. The Telephone Register.
The mysterious way in which the Grange have always been liberal with
their hall, for funerals, public speak-
parcel post sometimes works, is well
TILLAMOOK ASTONISHED BY
,
mg,
school entertainments and liter­
illustrated in the case of John Hol-
SIMPLE MIXTURE.
Strom, store keeper at Dorena. Before ary societies, they have let their hall
T'
------ °----- *
, ve’-?xkvS-fOp1' are a*'onished at
' e parcel post went into effect it without cost cost.
The Grange has been growing and the INSTANT action of simple buck-
cost Mr. Holstrom about 75 cents a
'boni bark, Kvcenne, etc., a, mixed
no farmer is j„,t twing
crate to ship egg, to Portland. By
in Adlenka
ONF. SPOONFt’I e-
Pycel post the cost is 5, cents. Mr right who fail, to |ock into |he wofk movea such surprising foul matter it
e Grange , he Grange of to-day relieves almost ANY CASE constipa­
Hstrom is ,|,o postmaster at Do­ O
*
’
w
"
h’Jut doubt the best farmer's, tion, sour stomach or---- " Because
Fhe artist in the county Clerk's rena and gets all the cancellation up
Adlerika acts on BOTH lower
lower and
and
enterprise in the world. There are upper bowel, a tew BOTH
office who cartooned the snap shot
doses often relieve
'h.s He puts ci cents on the package I just as good people outside the or prevent appendicitis. A short treat­
Grange as in.it. but these good folk: ment helps chronic stomach trouble
'J- >• Lamar, Druggist.
•*ble /\ basket social
Postmaster Sends Eggs—Gets Post­
be given next Saturday night,
age Returned.
Not All Blank.
Explained.
Mr Agile (to Mr. Stoutmnn, running
for a carl—Hello, old boy! I thought
you were too iaxy to run like that. Mr.
Btontman (languidly)—Easily explain­
ed. my dear boy; laziness runs in our
family.—Lippincott’s Magazine.
Agrood.
Wife— Do you know | have
ittle mouth. In the glass It
look Inrgo enough to bold my
■«■bond (tastily>— It isn't. —
Aaswers.
■ very
doesn't
tongue.
London
Men tire themselves In tbs pursuit of
- Sterno.
"How about this shooting?"
“My client's mind Is blank. Jodja
That ought to be sufficient excuse W
get him off.”
"I might consider it if the cartridge
had been blank too." —Kansas UW
Journal.
F««r and Danger.
Norton« Old Lady (to deck hand
Stenmbontmn n.
•teamboat)-Mr.
___________
there any fear of danger? Deck Hand
(carelessly)—Plenty of fear, ma'am. bat
not a bit of danger.
Anxiety never yet successfully brldt
ed over any chasm.—Kuffitd.