TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, ‘FEBRUARY 3, 1916. MATCHING PEARLS. FLOWERS AS FOOD. would be better folks if they were in the Grange. I would suggest that you In India the Nativ«« Eat Baaai« ■ Oriental« B«li«v« In Ssx and Affinity look into the Grange work. First Insertion per line ............ $ .10 Blossom« Uncooked. In th« G«m«. A new hall will be a great improve­ Each sqbsequent insertion, line. •05 In these days one would hardly Most brides are partial to pearls, and ment to Fairview. Business and Professional cards ' In some eastern countries no other ■ dinner of rosebuds a feast Come out and all Jewels are allowed to figure among the should we be Inclined to accept an one month....................................... Let"s boost for a new Grange hall. vltatlon to dine on tlie blossoms of ¡bridal ornaments. Locals per line each insertion... I In Persia the notion prevails that pumpkin vine. Yet some Indians Display advertisements, an inch Report of Eights Grade Examination the pearls themselves are susceptible the old Aztecs, used to esteem tk .50 one month...............................• I of married bliss. Among the hereditary flowers, when properly prepared F°r January. All Resolutions of Condolence jewelers of the Persian court It Is an great dainty. ------ o ------ and Lodge Notices, per line . 05 So. in the same way, do native, article of faith that pearls have sex Notices, lost, strayed or stolen Diplomas were granted to the fol­ and that every one has its mate. Its many parts of India depend for f( etc., minimum rate, not ex­ equal in size and beauty. The surest upon the blossoms of the bassig tn. lowing named pupils: ceeding five lines ..................... .25 Mary Broughton, Dist. No. 9, Tilla­ way to avoid the dreaded pearl disease They do not need even to cook r is to mount the pearls In pairs. If de­ flowers, but make a good meal of th mook. prived of their mates they languish raw. These blossoms are described RATES OF SUBSCRIPTION Mary L. Ullman, Dist. No. 9, Tilla­ and lose luster: hence the desire to sweet and sickly in odor anti tai (Strictly in Advance.) mook. match pearls which has led to such ex­ They are sometimes dried In the , TRAINS AGAIN BLOCKED. Harold Rv Bailey, Dist No. 18, travagance. One Year ............................................ $t-5° when they are kept and sold In Six Months .................................... .75 Neskowin. It is said that the great glory of the zaars ns a regular article of diet Many Slides and Washouts on the Three Months ...................................... 5° .. Andry Earl, Dist. No. 23, Long ropes of pearls given to Queen Alex­ The trees ure so highly esteemed t Railroad. andra by some of the princes of India the threat of cutting down their ban I Prairie. The bad weather the past few weeks j Victor N. Huddlestone, Dist. No. was the perfect matching of almost trees will generally bring an uiinii THE TILLAMAAK HEADLIGHT. all of the pearls. Thus the eastern with a heavy fall of snow in the tribe to terms. This Is perhaps not < 48, Wheeler. experts believed they were assuring be wondered at when It is constdei mountains, followed by another wind Ruth A. Gray, Dist. No. 59 Blaine, long life for these Jewels. It is believed that a single tree will yield from I and rain storm, have crippled the rail­ Mary L. Ullman had the highest to foretell misfortune for the owner of to 400 pounds of flowers. The Pars road again and put it out of commis­ pearls when they contract the pearl cook the flowers and also luiike swi average, being 94.1 per cent. sion. Many slides are reported, with The weather put a damper on letter meats of them. The pupils who had the highest disease. other damage, which will take some Some renders may remember that writing week. "Nobody would be Inclined to d, standings by subjects are as follows: time to remove and repair. A train the first whisper of coming misfortune that smoked fish nnd smoked meat Spelling, Frank F.pplett, Dist. No. managed to get through from Port- for the beautiful Empress Eugenie agreeable varieties In our bill of f, Justices of the peace who were elect­ 9, Tillamook, 92 per cent. arose when the news was spread but few. perhaps, would feel ready land on Monday, and the train leav- ed at the last election were elected Reading, Bessie Keens, Dist. No. abroad that her pearls were spotted plead guilty to n taste for smoked fli ing here Tuesday morning had to re­ for six ygprs. 50, Boulder Creek, 98 per cent. ind crumbling away. Of course, the ers. And yet. when we give to turn. Writing, Reta Morgan, Dist. No. 14. French jewelers would have derided clove Its well earned place among Tillamook City can have a salmon There appears to be quite a number rhe eastern notion of sex and affinity votings we are making use of Garibaldi, 98 per cent. cannery if the business men would of slides between this city and Geography, Bessie Hunter, Dist. In pearls, but the keepers of the shah's smoked flower bud. The buds grow take more interest in the city. Wheeler. In the neighborhood of fewels believe in It. and they have a small evergreen nnd are plucl No. 16, Woods, and Iva Johnson, preserved many of the crown Jewels from the ends of the branches bet Brighton and the Nehalem jetty there Dist. No. 42, Union, 95 per cent. for centuries. Modern Jewelers are al­ If there is any other kind of weath­ are considerable slides with the rail­ Agriculture, Willie L. Hopkins, ways on the lookout for opportunities they expand. Then they are dried er we haven’t had the past two road tract at one place undermined, the sun and smoked over a wood Dist. No. 61, Harmony, and Roy O. >f matching pearls, You do not find to give them the brown color.—Ph months, why, let’s have it and get with a locomotive and cars on the Graves, Dist. No. 61, Harmony, 95 them so anxious to mutch diamonds delphin Press. over with the bad spell. sunken track. Hobsonville is another ir rubies. And it Is curious that per cent. ------ o------ place where the slides were bad. On persistent searching generally dlscov- t Arithmetic, Bessie Lantz, Bernerd Patience is a virtue. Don’t beef be­ one side of the tunnel there was a ers that all pearls Have doubles in size, USELESS THINGS. Williams, David Petty and Geoffry luster and weight—New York Sun. I cause the railroad is now unable lo slide that placed the small shacks on O’Donnell, Dist. No. 9, Tillamook, Ghosts of the Past That Were Fori give daily service. It’s no boy’s job the track and on the other side a slide 100 per cent. dable In Their Time. keeping the railroad into this county occurred that also covered up the BATHS IN PARIS. Grammar, Ruth A G rag, Dist No. “ An enumeration of the uselet in condition for safe travel. track, while the slides have placed th e 59, Blaine, 87 per cent. They Are Something In the Nature of says Richard Jeffries, “would almost ------ c------ county road in bad shape this side of an enumeration of everything tilth« Physiology, Bessie L. Myers, Dist. a Public Function. It used to be that Tillamookers Hobsonville. The County Court went pursued." No. 8, Beaver, 98 per cent. American tourists when they visit were often bar bound long about this to look over the situation on Friday What a pile of Junk the men of Civil Government, Ruth A. Gray, Paris find unexpected difficulties In time of the year. Now they are train morning. world labored to produce! Dist. No. 59, Blaine, 99 per gratifying their desire for n bath. Con ­ cent, bound, and if they arc at all impa­ Heap up all the books that are of Number of students that wrote on ditions are slowly changing for the bet­ possible use, the contents of and tient they can hit the ties and save Another Bootlegger to “Cough Up ter, however, and some of the hotels all subjects, 20, libraries, books of heraldries, th railroad fare. a Fine. Number of students that failed on have introduced bathrooms, an innova­ gonies and discarded sciences, book« tion brought about mainly to satisfy wrangling and tedious arguments I Some of the old settlers have to Geo. Bean, who run a jitney in this one subject, 6. American demands. A writer in the scratch their craniums when it cimes Number of students that failed on New York Sun tells how the bath is world has willingly forgot, and l city is the third person to be arrested myriads of chaff products that | to remembering a winter when the for violating the prohibition law, and two subjects, 6. usually enjoyed: like u ceaseless Niagara from the I weather in any previous year had Number of students that ■wrote on Like most Intimate affairs In France, having a guilty conscience he pleaded ern press; henp them up into the bath partakes of the nature of a anything the best of the weather the guilty to the charge and will have to Physiology, only, 55. mountain, and from its top you c Rights of the Peaceful. past two months. Number of students that wrote on public function. There Is also a choice look down upon the Himalayas. “cough up” a fine. He sold liquor to in the matter. The ambulance bath I Geography, only, 39. Think of the ruined cities of the There may be no immediate results a traveling man. was one franc fifty a bath, or you got In looking over the tax list is is Number of student^ ent, the ghostly temples of Egypt on that wrote from the appointment of a committee a season ticket for one franc twenty. plain to see that those who platted broken fragments of castles by Agriculture, only, 24. . County Fair Notes. by the twenty-one American repub­ A man wheels a handcart, which car­ beach property arc not blessed with Rhine and the Danube, the Coll« Number of students securing — ■ ■■ ■ o — — — per- des a receptacle tilled with hot wa­ lics to study the rights and duties of the Golden House of Nero, the Gai any too much money, their financial The following persons have agreed manent standings on Physiology, 39- ter. surmounted by a tub. to your door. neutrals altered, but the reform is de­ of Hadrian nt Tivoli! Think of the’ difficulties being such that they have Number of students securing per- He brings the tub on his head to your less sciences men studied, the faded sirable. As Secretary Lansing pointed with the County Fair Board to act as allowed their taxes to go delinquent. room and returns with the hot water, out in his memorandum, the belliger­ Superintendents of the various de­ manent standings on Geography, 23- llgions they once believed, the Incot Number of students securing per­ two covered pailfuls at a time. He quentlal wars of history, the reiiaw ents have fashioned international law, partments of the fair this year: Patronizing home industry got a hen retires to the courtyard and waits Supt. Cattle Dept. D. T. Werschkul. manent standings on Agriculture, 12. till you have finished the bath. Ills antiquated law, the gold gathered knock out blow in this county last in the main. In ancient times a bel­ Supt. Horses and Swine, S. V. Percentage required for permanent beerful whistle floats up to the win- gether only to be misspent! Think ligerent was a law unto itself and had week. The person who sold some Anderson. standing on the subjects of Physiol­ dow to the accompaniment of your the useless passions, dreams, thouj home vintage made from evergreen no regard for abstract rights or for Supt. Dairy Dept, F. W. Christen ­ ogy, Geography and Agriculture, 8o. splashings as a reminder that you and desires of men! blackberries, has to dig up ioj big consistency. The only law he knew sen. One is sometimes tempted to th Percentage required for permanent should not linger—which you are not that we front the great questions of I dollars for boosting a local and hot.ie was necessity. Rights of neutrals tempted to do in the cramped quarters Supt. Horticulture and Agriculture, standing on other subjects, qo . might be freely ignored, with com­ love and death ns freshly, with ns industry. J. E. Youel. Pupils wdio failed on not more than of a French bathtub. paratively safety. It would require tie advantage from experience, as The foreign lady’s bnth Is a sort of Supt. Industrial Dept., W. S. Bucl. two subjects will not be required to cave man.--Dr. Frank Crane in W( The snap shot man is well aware shocking violations to move a neutral gala day for the neighborhood, If fre- Supt, Athletics, J. R. Callahan. re-write on subjects not below the quent, the event is discussed by the an's World. that the city must raise a certain to back his protests with arms. With Supt. Textile Dept., Mrs Rachel minimum requirement 70 per cent for neighbors across the way. amount of revenue to meet current the spread of civilization, belligerents ‘•Truly, Weston. No Promotion. the May examination. that costs dear; they are bien des mil­ expenses, but we think it hardly a established prize courts and the de­ The late Bishop Doane of Albany, Supt. Domestic Baking and Can­ Pupils will be permitted to refer to lionaires. ces dames Américaines!" square deal to tax temperance drinks cisions of such tribunals, prejudiced strict conservative, had bis own vie' and not tax other lines of business. •is they have naturally been have ning, Mrs. Frances Bcltk Stranahan. their text books when writing on the And the children flock to count the 1 as to woman's place tn the world, pails ns they are turued out All of Supt. Art. Dept., P. M. Stiverson. subjects of History and Civil Govern­ constituted the precedents that make feminist this good Tory bishop, no i I he fair board desires to thank the ment for the May and June examina­ tills Is well calculated to make the occa­ suppose Uncle Sam will insist up the body of what is loosely called vocate of "newness" of any sort sion one of keen embarrassment for Bishop Doane believed in marril Tillamook's first bootlegger international law. They have had a superintendents of the previous fairs, tions. J here will be a time limit for (he foreign lady. of the real old fashioned kind, nnd under the prohibition law “cough up” peculiar force among enlightened na­ and all others, who by their active these subjects. bridegrooms nt weddings he used sot about $25. It may be, however, that tions, since they were not the product interest, have contributed to their W. S. Bucl, Supt. Modest Fitzgerald. times to make a little speech. Uncle Sam will make it a little more of abstract, disinterested theorizing, success. Edward Fitzgerald wi s utterly care­ “My young friend,” he would say W e trust all will unite to assist the less of his fame. He lived to be an tropical for bootleggers in the future but the concessions of belligerents, The cremation of 32,000 gopher and old man, yet not one In a million of the pale and nervous bridegroom. | new superintendents and the board, in than in the past, for everybody who against their own interests. mole scalps at the Marion County his fellow countrymen regarded him us ting him on the back, “you are 1 sells intoxicating liquor without a In recent years endeavors have maintaining the present high standard embarking on a long, hazardous ’ of the fair. court house recently furnished ex­ a poet, even if they had heard bls i age. and I bld you remember the I government license are liable to pros­ been made, in lime of peace, to reach name mentioned as an old chum of Al ­ I I he 1916 premium list is in the citement and a great attraction for a nish proverb. ecution in the federal courts. agreements as to the conduct of war­ Yet he translated hands of the printer and if you do not big c-owd of spectators. From the fred Tennyson. “For the Finnish sailors have ------ o— - - fare and rights of neutrals. But even “The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam” receive —.2 a copy before March 10, street, they resembled a huge pile of long years before his death. He kept proverb to this effect: I his is decidedly funny. California in conventions that have sought to — " 'The man who on the ship of ma wine and liquordealers, as well as agree upon an international code that write, phone or call on F.rwin Har- wood and many passerby, who were It "chucklug about.” apparently not mony signs ns mate will never get I not informed of what was going on, rison, the secretary. thinking it worth publication, and malt liquor men can ship into Oregon would be fair to all, military and na­ thought they were being made the when he did print a few copies nobody moted.’ "—New York Tribune. certain amount of these decoctions val experts have been predominant in victims of jokes when told that it was took any notice of it. Today It is one Fairview. without paying license, but right here the drafting of revisions. Mr. Lans­ Better Than a Clock. a pile of "scalps.” Their weight ap­ of the most famous poems in the -o——- • in 1 illamook those who want to deal ing shows that such experts naturally “My father," said the small boy world. Has the snow all gone? Yes, and proximated about two tons and, when the Indy who was calling on his me in a temperance drink are taxed approach the subject from the view­ er, "Is a great man. He knows wl $1,000 a year for that privilege. Did point of the belligerent. Their busi­ we are glad to see the rain again. fed to the furnace, made the boilers First He’d Heard of It. the city dads stop to consider the ness is war and their fonccrn is to Many o( our Fairview people are sick and radiators of the big building fair­ Harry returned to Suudny school, tlme it Is without even looking at i watch.” point that it was doing something rxpedite the prosecution of a war. with colds. Several children are out of ly sizzle with heat. It would be diffi­ after a king absence, on the day on "Whnt do yon mean. Tommy school. Now the rains have come we cult to estimate the damage that which tickets for the annunl picnic that looks remarkable laughable? Men interested in commerce should hope to sec all well again. could be inflicted upon the growing were distributed. He trembled In his queried the visitor. have a part in subscribing the rules “Oh. when I boiler out an' ask bl Many of our farmers arc out of hay crops of Marion county by 32,000 seat when the tencher began a quiz Persons who own automobiles in affecting trade. This applies to the what time It is In the morning, he I on the lesson of the previous Sunday. gophers and moles in one season, and this county should have one or more duties of neutrals as well as to their and the weather is bad for hauling. ways says It's time to get up. A*' Finally his turn came. The literary was well attended last all it costs the taxpayers of the coun­ pennants on their cars with the word rights. The military and naval view w-lien I ask him whnt time It Is in tb* “Harry, who slew Goliath with a ty In get rid of them, through the pebble?" evenin', he nllus says, 'Time to go » "Tillamook” on it. We put it up to is as prejudiced about the one as Saturday. Grange will meet at the hall on the operation of Representative Thomas bed, Tommy.’ Oh, I tell you my fatb«! "Honest teacher,” said Hurry, “1 the Women's Civic Improvement about the other. Brown's bill, was a one mill levy, don't know; I didn't even know he wa« 10th. the meeting will be an open one Is n great man!"—St Louis Globe l eague to decide on the color of the I here will, doubtless, be some Democrat pennant. It would not be out of place sweeping changes in international law in the afternoon. A good contest pro­ amounting in all to $3,200. Last year deed.”— New York Press. there were 43,000 scalps redeemed gram is being prepared. You are wel- to add "Celebrated Cheese County.” at the close of the great war. It is Hor Forebodings. Just ths Other Way. through the operation of this highly I his is simply a suggestion, for possible that there tnav even be an come. “Why are you worrying, dear?” H Old Lady (offerlug policeman a tract) ■ he Grange met last Friday and meritorous act, for ftie introduction others are invited to improve upon attempt to narrow the rights of neu­ asked after they had got things «st- —I often think you poor policemen mn this But let every automobile owner trals, in order to permit the use of initiated tj applicants. The grangers and passage of which Representative such a risk of becoming bad. Iielng so tied In tbelr cunning little bungalow "I was Just thinking that If you ttf» display a 1 illamook pennant in the means of destruction unheard of in realize their hall is too small and a Brown is the recipient of a perfect constantly mixed up with crime. Po­ future . the past. It will not hurt for the movement is on foot to build a large deluge of thanks and congratulations liceman—You needn't fear, mum. It'« out to be as great as I expect yo® Americans to he prepared to resist one. a subscription paper is being cir­ from the farmers, and a like number the criminals wot runs the risk o’ be­ be and we have nny children, they havo to take their places among tbs A meeting was called for last Mon­ such a tendency. culated among the Grangers and all will have been redeemed this year be­ somin' saints, bein' mixed up with Wile rich.”—Chicago Record-Herald. day evening at the Court House, to ’“bscribing as much as they feel fore the fund is exhausted. A moving oa— London Tunch. ADVERTISING RATES. Legal Advertisements. Editorial Snap Shots. discuss re-organizing the Commercial Club. There was a representative gathering of distinguished citizens present—the snap shot man and Rol- lie Watson—the chairman and the secretary of these meetings. It was decided that the snap shot man should give every business man a good roast ing for his lack of interest in the city’s affairs and invite the ladies to become members and take over the management of the Commercial Club man made a good job of it, the only criticism wc have to offer is the style and pattern of the pants. 1 here was this difference in two funny afiairs. The snap shot man threw up his hands and avoided being hit in the corporation with one of the big books in the clerk’s office when the "steam roller” was clearing desks before closing office, while Attorney Hand­ ley got his head in the way of a law book and was made the "goat.” ----- o - - The prevailing sentiment that after a person has held public office for several years he should retire, no matter whethe? he is a most compe­ tent official and serving the public faithfully. 1 his is where the public make a great mistake. No business man fires an employee who is doing good work for some untried person. Then why not carry on public affairs the same as the business man, and keep those in office who have made themselves proficient? l ake for illus­ tration the office of sheriff. This coun- ty has one of the best sheriffs in th e State, but Mr Crenshaw is going to retire because there are those who hold a foolish notion that he should step aside and allow others to fill the office, ft will be hard to get a better Sheriff. It is the same with County Clerk Holden, who has made an ex­ cellent clerk, who is a valuable ser- vant to the people, but has filled the office for a number of years with •credit to himself and the taxpayers. This can be said of other county offi­ cials, who are looking after county affairs. Then, why make changes when the people are getting good ser­ vice? Of course, this does not appeal to those who want public office, who, for lack of any other cause, work the political trick tliat a man who has been in office for a number of years should retire and make room for others, and a lot of our citizens think so as well an then complain about taxes. It costs the taxpayers money to break in county officials, for when they make a mistake it is the tax­ payers who foot the bills. Although a new man in office may do everything in his power to avoid making niis- takes, they generally do so. puts the money in the drawer, turns around and cancels the stamps, and then the money is his again, so that as a problem in arithmetic the cost to Mr. Holstrom for shipping eggs is nothing and the amount saved in postage is about all the profit a mer­ chant expects to make on a ca*e of eggs. It is quite likely that many- other stores, where the storekeeper is also postmaster, are doing the same thing. Of course. Uncle Sam can I change his postoffice system and no storekeeper with a business head would fail to take advantage of the situation.—Cottage Grove Sentinel. and dance will Picture company took films of the pro­ scalp» to exhibit over the country.— ceeds to be added to the fund. The Telephone Register. The mysterious way in which the Grange have always been liberal with their hall, for funerals, public speak- parcel post sometimes works, is well TILLAMOOK ASTONISHED BY , mg, school entertainments and liter­ illustrated in the case of John Hol- SIMPLE MIXTURE. Strom, store keeper at Dorena. Before ary societies, they have let their hall T' ------ °----- * , ve’-?xkvS-fOp1' are a*'onished at ' e parcel post went into effect it without cost cost. The Grange has been growing and the INSTANT action of simple buck- cost Mr. Holstrom about 75 cents a 'boni bark, Kvcenne, etc., a, mixed no farmer is j„,t twing crate to ship egg, to Portland. By in Adlenka ONF. SPOONFt’I e- Pycel post the cost is 5, cents. Mr right who fail, to |ock into |he wofk movea such surprising foul matter it e Grange , he Grange of to-day relieves almost ANY CASE constipa­ Hstrom is ,|,o postmaster at Do­ O * ’ w " h’Jut doubt the best farmer's, tion, sour stomach or---- " Because Fhe artist in the county Clerk's rena and gets all the cancellation up Adlerika acts on BOTH lower lower and and enterprise in the world. There are upper bowel, a tew BOTH office who cartooned the snap shot doses often relieve 'h.s He puts ci cents on the package I just as good people outside the or prevent appendicitis. A short treat­ Grange as in.it. but these good folk: ment helps chronic stomach trouble 'J- >• Lamar, Druggist. •*ble /\ basket social Postmaster Sends Eggs—Gets Post­ be given next Saturday night, age Returned. Not All Blank. Explained. Mr Agile (to Mr. Stoutmnn, running for a carl—Hello, old boy! I thought you were too iaxy to run like that. Mr. Btontman (languidly)—Easily explain­ ed. my dear boy; laziness runs in our family.—Lippincott’s Magazine. Agrood. Wife— Do you know | have ittle mouth. In the glass It look Inrgo enough to bold my ■«■bond (tastily>— It isn't. — Aaswers. ■ very doesn't tongue. London Men tire themselves In tbs pursuit of - Sterno. "How about this shooting?" “My client's mind Is blank. Jodja That ought to be sufficient excuse W get him off.” "I might consider it if the cartridge had been blank too." —Kansas UW Journal. F««r and Danger. Norton« Old Lady (to deck hand Stenmbontmn n. •teamboat)-Mr. ___________ there any fear of danger? Deck Hand (carelessly)—Plenty of fear, ma'am. bat not a bit of danger. Anxiety never yet successfully brldt ed over any chasm.—Kuffitd.