Tillamook Headlight, June 25, 1914
CUZCO AND THE INCAS.
Peru’s Ancient City Was on the Plan
of ths Roman Camp.
WOMEN WARRIORS.
Ou* That Wil Mad* a H*roin* In 8pitt
of Herself.
I
MATCHING PEARLS,
MOLECULES ARE INVISIBLE.
Orientals Believe In Sex and Affinity
In the Gems.
Y*t Their Track* Through Spac* Can
Be Discerned.
FLOWERS AS FOOD.
In India th* Native* Eat Ba„j
Blossom, Uncooked.
In these days one would ¿irdl
It came to be evident about tbe mid
Most brides ure partial to pearls, and
There are few countries that have
d!::::cr of rosebuds a
The ancient city of Cuzco, when first not nt one time or another bad women in some eastern countries no other I dle of the last century that. In order a _ dinner
viewed by European eyes. was. accord soldiers In their ranks—either in dis Jewels are allowed to figure among tbe to explain certain facts connected with should we be Inclined to accept
(he hu..
__ ’s ot th,
blossom
ing to the best authorities, a great and guise or openly accepted despite their 1 bridal ornaments.
tbe relative weights of gases, matter vltutiou to dine ou the
pumpkin vine. Yet some indiaL?,^
wealthy municipality of perhaps 200,-
must
uot
merely
consist
of
atoms,
but
In
Persia
tbe
notion
prevails
that
sex. England, France and Germany
the old Aztecs, used to cst(ieln
>X) souls How old It was at that time
have all had military heroines. Ger tbe pearls themselves are susceptible that these atoms must have the power
we have scant means of knowing.
flowers, when properly prepared
many. which traditionally demands of of married bliss. Among tbe hereditary of uniting Iu small groups. In form- great
dainty.
*
Garcilasso would have us believe that
Its women only softness and domestic jewelers of tbe Persian court it Is an Ing a compound, Indeed, ’bls must be
there were only thirteen Incas in the
So. in tbe same way, do native,
ity. lias nevertheless bad its full share. article of faith that pearls have sex so For instance, carbonic acid gas
royal family line from Manco Capac
One of them. Eleouore Prochaska. bad and that every one has its mate. Its must consist of one atom of carbon, i..ny parts of India depend for
to litiayna Capac. Montesinos, on the
1
her wages as a cook to buy her equal iu size and beauty. Tbe surest which, along with two atoms of oxy upon the blossoms of q'm hUiishl
other band, assures us that tbe Incus saved
equipment.
In her last battle. way to avoid tbe dreaded pearl disease gen. forms a small group of three They do not need eve) to cook
man's
.
.
ruled a thousand years! Which are we
flowers, but make a good mea| of J *
Is to mount the pearls in pairs. If de
to believe? No written history of tbe when storming some heights under prived of their mates they languish atoms.
raw. These blossoms are described
heavy
fire,
she
snatched
a
drum
from
Tbe
novelty
of
the
conception
was
race exists—only tbe records of the
sweet and sickly in odor and tast”
and lose luster; hence the desire to
julpus, those queer knotted strings a fallen Frenchman and beat the match pearls which has led to such ex In the notion that oxygen Itself, in the They are sometimes dried In the 8U
charge
as
she
advanced.
state
of
gas,
as
it
exists,
for
example,
which were the Incas' sole documents
when they are kept and sold in J
“You can sew. cook, wash, slug and travagance.
in the air, consists of small groups cf
and for which no archaeologist has as
°
It is said that the great glory of the atoms; in this case, two. To such small zaars ns a regular article of diet
shoot
better
than
any
of
us."
said
the
yet discovered tbe key, tbe Rosetta
The trees are so highly esteemed that
comrade at her side admiringly, “and ropes of pearls given to Queen Alex- groups of atoms was given the name
stone.
' indra by some of the princes of India molecules. A molecule Is that portion the threat of cutting down their bassla
Cuzco's original plan was, singularly now it seems you can drum too!"
was the perfect matching of almost of a substance which can exist in the trees will generally bring an unrul,
A
moment
later
she
was
mortally
| enough, that of tbe Roman camp, a
all of tbe pearls. Thus the eastern
' quadrangle divided by two intersecting wounded. As she fell she called to the experts believed they were assuring free state, as oxygen does in air. An tribe to terms. This Is perhaps not to
streets Into quarters, with a gate on nearest officer, with a dying flash of
atom generally exists in combination, be wondered at when it is considered
i long life for these Jewels. It is believed
that a single tree will yield from
pride and humor:
each face and towers at tbe angles.
I to foretell misfortune for tbe owner of but atoms may and sometimes do ex to 400 pounds of flowers. The I’arsees
"Lieutenant,
I'm
a
girl!"
Tbe Incas, like tbe citizens of tbe
ist separately, in which case they also
Another girl. Anna Luhring. only I pearls when they contract the pearl
cook tbe flowers and also make sweet-
United States, bud no more definite
are termed molecules.
1
disease.
meats of them.
eighteen,
was
traced
and
claimed
by
TILLAMOOK COMMERCIAL
name for tbelr country than Tavan-
Now,
can
molecules
be
seen?
Is
their
"Nobody would be Inclined to deny
CLUB.
tlnsuya, the Empire of the Four Prov her father after she bad enlisted, but I Some readers may remember that existence a mere assumption? The an
inces. The four streets of the capital, her captain refused to dismiss so fine tbe first whisper of coming misfortune swer to that question is. No, they can that smoked fish and smoked meat art
for the beautiful Empress Eugenie
a soldier.
agreeable varieties in our bill of fare,
Member* Who are in Good Stand prolonged by great roads, divided it
A young dressmaker. Sophia Kruger, arose when tbe news was spread not be seen, but artificial molecules but few, perhaps, would feel ready to
Into
four
main
provinces,
each
under
ing—Their Occupation.
can be made which correspond so plead guilty to a taste for smoked flow,
the dominion of Its governor. When who made her own uniform before en abroad that her pearls were spotted
tbelr people came to Cuzco they lodged listing. won the Iron Cross for bravery. and crumbling away. Of course, tbe closely in tbelr behavior to real mole ers. And yet. when we give to the
Tillamook City is proud of its Com In tbelr own quarter, where they ad
Marla Werder, a farmer's wife, serv French Jewelers would have derided cules that the existence of real mole clove Its well earned place among fla.
mercial Club rooms. They are the hered to their national costumes and ed. undiscovered, with her busband aud tbe eastern notion of sex and affinity cules Is practically certain. Moreover, vorlngs we are making use of a
was promoted to be n sergeant, al In pearls, but the keepers of the shah’s although no one has ever seen a mole- I smoked flower bud. The buds grow on
equal of any on the Pacific Coast, the customs of their own province.
jewels believe in It, and they have cule, still the track of a molecule mov a small evergreen and are plucked
The city today retains the same though be remained a private.
and the city and the county is getting
An amusing contrast to these genu preserved many of tbe crown Jewels ing through space has been seen, and. from the ends of the branches More
much free advertising, not only general plan, its two principal streets
inely gallant women Is afforded by . for centuries. Modern jewelers are al just as Robinson Crusoe was right In they expand. Then they are dried In
throughout Oregon, but in California being virtually the old main thorough Johanna Stegen. who quite by acct- I ways on tbe lookout for opportunities
inferring the existence of man Friday the sun and smoked over a wood fire
fares.
its two eastern quarters lie
over our cheese. Every business man upon steep hillsides; the
You do not find from bis footstep Imprinted in tbe
two western dent won a reputation for heroism. of matching pearls. —
should esteem it an honor to belong are in the valley, where runs a little She and a companion. Caroline Berger, them so anxious to match diamonds sand, so the real existence of a mole to give them the brown color.-Phllj.
delphia Press.
to the club.
More of our citizens river, the Huatanay, spanned by were caught by chance iD tbe fighting ar rubies. And it Is curious that cule may just as certainly be inferred
persistent
searching
generally
discov-
should join and help support it. A city bridges.
lines at the battle of Luneberg. Caro
from the track It leaves.—Sir William
line fled to what cover she could find, ers that all pearls have doubles in size, Ramsay in Harper’s.
USELESS THINGS.
The northeast quarter was the Paia
'".ithout a live commercial club is
known as a dead place and new peo tine hill of this South American Rome tore off her apron and began binding luster and weight—New York Sun.
Ghosts of the Past That Were Formi.
ple with money to invest shun it. and contains the palaces of the kings, the hurts of the wounded who hud
COLD
COMFORT.
dable In Their Time.
crawled
there
also.
for
each
Inca,
after
the
manner
of
tbe
BATHS IN PARIS.
Every business and professional man,
Johanna, spying a heap of cartridges. !
Roman emperors, built bis own abode,
“An enumeration of the useless,"
who have the good of the city at scorning to live In that of his prede tore off her apron also and began to ,
it Came After the Little Faker Had says Richard Jeff) les, “would almost bj
They Are Something In the Nature of
heart, and their own welfare, should cessor.— Seri bner's Mu gazl ne.
Got Hi* Punishment.
fill it. for she mistook them for rouleaux i
an enumeration of everything hitherto
a Public Function.
support it, for a commercial club
of coin. A passing officer supposed
The east end small boy had sadly pursued.”
American
tourists
when
they
visit
needs their assistance and co-oper
naturally she was carrying ammuni
misbehaved aud was locked in his
What a pile of junk the men of the
HISTORIC NOTRE DAME.
tion to tbe front and gave her orders Paris find unexpected difficulties in room. Pretty soon his mother beard world labored to produce!
ation. All club members are invited
gratifying
their
desire
for
a
bath.
Con
to the meeting to be held next Mon Checkered Career of the Wonderful where to take It. orders which she ditions are slowly changing for the bet him calling.
Heap up all the books that are of no
dared not disobey. Apronful after
"Mnvver,” said the shrill voice, “I'm possible use, tbe contents of ancient
day evening, when a new president
Parisian Cathedral.
ter,
however,
and
some
of
the
hotels
apronful of cartridges she carried—and
goln' to bust the window and fall libraries, books of heraldries, tbeo-
and treasurer are to be elected. There
Some account of tbe history and tbe next day found herself acclaimed have introduced bathrooms, an innova
gonles and discarded sciences, books ot
will be a lunch and cigars and gener vicissitudes of Notre Du me appears in a heroine!
tion brought about mainly to satisfy out!"
The mother made no reply. Again wrangling and tedious arguments the
al discussion how to boost the city the London Strand Magazine. The
Her apron was tied to a staff aud American demands. A writer in the the shrill voice arose:
world has willingly forgot, and tbe
first cathedral was erected In the year borne proudly at tbe head of tbe regi New York Sun tells how the bath is
and county.
“Muvver, I’ve found some matches, myriads of chaff products that pour
usually
enjoyed;
528
by
Cblldebert
and
afterward
de
For the information of those who
ment. Men cheered her. tbe king
Like most Intimate affairs In France, an' I’m goln’ to set fire to tbe cur like a ceaseless Niagara from the mod
are desirous of knowing who are now molished. the same site being used for praised her. and she sat at bis right
ern press; heap them up into one
the present building, which was begun band at a banquet. Later she married the bath partakes of the nature of a tains."
supporting the club, we give below In 1163 and finished In 1351.
The mother remained Indifferent mountain, and from Its top you could
public function. There is also a choice
and
was
lionized
by
tbe
fasblouable
the names of those who are in good
look down upon the Himalayas.
Alexander III. laid the foundation
in the matter. The ambulance bath Once more the voice hailed her;
“Muvver, don’t you smell sumfin'
standing, There are a number of stone, the first mass being celebrated ladles of Berlin.—London Tatler.
Think of the ruined cities of the ori
was one franc fifty a bath, or you got
Even this drew no re ent, the ghostly temples of Egypt, the
members who are behind in their by the patriarch Heracllus. Tbe grand
a season ticket for one franc twenty. burnln’?"
No Title Pag* In Early Books,
sponse.
broken fragments of castles by the
dues, but their names are not includ- old building has been sorely beset by
The Idea of a title page did uot oc- A man wheels a bandcart, which car
"If you don’t smell nothin’,” the Rhine nnd the Danube, the Coliseum,
many dangers and has witnessed many
ries
a
receptacle
filled
with
hot
wa
ed in the following list:
"The
books
cur to the early printers,
voice went on, “it’s ’cause 1 pulled off the Golden House of Nero, the Garden
strange and stirring scenes.
Bacon, Ralph Ray Feed Co.
started straight off with •luclpit' or ter, surmounted by a tub, to your door. all th’ match heads an’ swallowed ’em,
of Hadrian nt Tivoli! Think of the use
Tbe
reign
of
terror
In
1793
led
to
He
brings
the
tub
on
bis
bead
to
your
Baker, Fred C. Tillamook Headlight
'Here beglnneth,’ without author's or
an’ I’m goln’ to die. Do you hear that, less sciences men studied, the faded re
such disgraceful orgies within the pre
Baker, W. F. Tillamook Headlight cincts of the cathedral that it was publisher's name. This causes much room and returns with the hot water, muvver; I’m goln' to die.”
ligions they once believed, tbe inconse
difficulty In attributing earlier works two covered pailfuls at a time. He
Barnes, C. S. Ramsey Hotel
closed to tbe public as a place of di to the proper sources.” The idea of a then retires to the courtyard and waits
By this time the mother was thor quential wars of history, the reams ot
Beals, F. R. (Mayor) real estate
vine worship fu 1794. but was reopen
title page with names seetns first to till you have finished the bath. His oughly incensed, and, hastily preparing antiquated law, tbe gold gathered to
Reals, B. L. Sr. County Treasurer
ed in 1802 by Napoleon The interior
have occurred to a Cologne printer cheerful whistle floats up to the win a cup of mustard and hot water, she gether only to be misspent! Think ot
Beals, B. L. Jr. cashier Tillamook fins suffered severely at times at the named Therhoernen about 1470, but It dow to the accompaniment of your hurried upstairs.
the useless passions, dreams, thoughts
bauds of the mob and individuals
and desires of men(
Buel, Gail student
“
if
you
’
ve
swallowed
match
heads,
”
splashings
as
a
reminder
that
you
was not generally adopted until fifty
The worst offender was perhaps Louis
One is sometimes tempted to think
should not linger—which you are not she announced, “you’ll have to swal
County Bank
years
later.
The
early
punctuation
XIV., who. carrying out Ills father’s
Botts, H. T. attorney
was very simple, consisting of an ob tempted to do In the cramped quarters low this to keep them company." And that we front the great questions of life,«
vow, caused the destruction of the
then she poured the nauseating stuff love nnd death ns freshly, with as lit
lique line nnd a full stop. One of the of a French bathtub.
Case, A. K. machine shop
fourteenth century stalls, the high al
tle advantage from experience, as the
down
his throat
The
foreign
lady's
bath
is
a
sort
of
first
books
to
Introduce
the
colon
and
Chase, O. W. fish merchant
tar embellished with gold and silver
A little later the aggravating young cave man.—Dr. Frank Crane iu Wom
notes of Interrogation and exclamation gala day for the neighborhood, If fre-
Claussen, E. J. attorney
statuettes, the cloisters, tombs nnd
quent, the event is discussed by the ster, sadder, wiser and much bumbled, an’s World.
Clough, C. I. druggist
unique stained glasswork. in 1845 was a "Lactantlus" printed at a mon neighbors across the way. ‘‘Truly, concluded to take the balance of bls
astery
near
Rome
In
1465.
—
imprint.
restoration was necessary in many
’Crenshaw, H. sheriff
that costs dear; they are bien des mil punishment in silence.
No Promotion.
parts of the building, the work being
Dolan, A. T. cement contractor
lionaires. ces dames Amerlcalnes!”
Tbe late Bishop Doane of Albany, a
”1 didn't really swallow the matches,
London's
Gunpowder
Alley.
successfully undertaken by Lassus.
Dwight, W. G. financial broker
strict conservative, had ills own views
The city coroner, who commented And the children flock to count the muvver,” he contritely explained.
Vlollet le Due and Boeswlllwald.
Franklin, A. H. lumber
“I knew you didn't sonny,” replied as to woman's place in the world. No
upon
the "funny" name of Gunpow pails ns they are turned out. All of
In 1871, also during the commune.
this is well calculated to make the occa
feminist this good Tory bishop, no ad
Fitzpatrick, F. U. S. service
Notre Dame was menaced with grave der alley (off Shoe Innei and confess sion one of keen embarrassment for tbe mother.—Cleveland Plain Deaijr.
vocate of “newness” of any sort
Groat, John U. S. Engineer
dangers owing to the fury of the ed that he bud uever heard of tt. may the foreign lady.
Bishop Doane believed In marriage
Tipa For Tennia Players.
Ginn, E. F. druggist
communists, who. having effected an nevertheless have heard of (he poet
One of the faults of the inexperi of tbe real old fashioned kind, and to
Haberlach, Carl, cheese broker
entrance, collected all tbe available Lovelace, who died in (he alley two
Modest Fitzgerald.
enced doubles player which is most bridegrooms at weddings he used some
The
''hairs and other combustible material years before tbe restoration,
Haltom, E. T. department store
Edward Fitzgerald was utterly care persistent is standing still. This Is times to mnke a little speech.
lodging
In
which
he
died
was
a
mls-
and.
piling
then)
In
a
bonfire,
drencb-
Harrison, Erwin Tillamook County
“My young friend,” he would say to
ed with oil In the center of the choir, arable one. but probably seemed to the less of his fame. He lived to be an one of those necessities in doubles that
Bank
poor poet released from prison a glori old man, yet not one In a million of are often overlooked But no partner the pale and nervous bridegroom, pat
attempted
to
destroy
the
cathedral
Holden, J. C. County clerk
by fire, The evil designs of the in ous palace, for he was philosopher his fellow countrymen regarded him as can do justice to his team unless ting him on the back, ‘‘you are now
Henderson, J. L. attorney and ab "endlarles were.
were, however, happily enough already to have written that a poet, even if they bad heard bls he moves after every shot to the cen embnrking on a long, hazardous voy
srtacts
“stone walls do uot a prison make." name mentioned as an old chum of Al ter of the angle of the return. In other age, and I bid you remember the Fin
frustrated by the arrival of the na
Yet he translated words, both men must constantly nish proverb.
Henkle, R. N. undertaker
In this alley also lived the notorious fred Tennyson.
tloual guard.
“For tbe Finnish sailors have a
Heyd, F. contractor
astrologer. Lilly, the Bldropbel ut 'The Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam" change their positions, moving back
long years before his death. He kept snd forth toward one side or the other, proverb to this effect:
Hewitt, L. E. physician
“Hudibras.”—London Chronicle.
Misters Are Second Clsss.
“ Tbe man who on the ship of matri
it “chucking about," apparently not according to where they have sent the
Henderson, Geo. deep sea fish pro-
Though one cannot decide what is a
thinking It worth publication, and ball, if the net man has volleyed deep mony signs as mate will never get pro
•ady by rule of thumb, there are cer
A Cura For Hiccups.
moter
'aln kindred problems that can be
Fill a glass tumbler with clear, co Id when be did print a few copies nobody into tbe right hand corner both play moted.' ’’—New York Tribune.
Jackson, U. G. County surveyor
solved
In
that
way.
and
the
railway
water
and place on a table. Then let took any notice of it Today it is i one era move across to the right. The
Keldson, J. E. First National Rank
Bettor Than a Clock.
•ompany knows how to solve them. the patient stand where he or she cao of the most famous poems in the right band player thereby protects the
Kiger, G.VV. capitalist
world.
"My father," said the small boy to
Are you. for Instance, an esquire or look directly Into the glass and fix tbe
shot
down
bls
own
side
line,
and
tbe
King, B. E. hardware
only a plain mister? The railway cotn
attention about the center of the I**
left band player protects the cross the lady who was calling on bis moth
First He'd Heard of It.
Kunze, Chas, dairyman
er, “is a great man. He knows what
oany can tell at once. If you hold a tom of the glass tor about a mlunte.
Harry returned to Sunday school, court shot down the central diagonal of time it Is without even looking at hl»
Lamar, J. S. druggist
second class season ticket any letter when the patient will find that tbe
tbe court—Outing.
watch.”
Labowitch, L. dry goods merchant
comes addressed to Mr. Blank, but If hiccups have entirely disappeared. •fter a long absence, on the day on
which
tickets
for
the
annual
picnic
"What do you mean. Tommy?”
vou rise to a first class you become This has been known to cure the most
Lawson, J. L. Fruit Palace
Lubricant For Aluminium.
were distributed. He trembled iu bls
queried the visitor. '
I.amb, B. C. agent steamer Sue H at once A Blank. Esq That Is where violent cases of this uncomfortable dis •eat when the teacher began a quiz
Many machinists, especially those
“Oh, when I holler out an’ ask him
the roll wav has the pull over the mo- order.—Londou Family Herald.
Elmore
ou the lesson of the previous Sunday. employed in the motor engineering in
what time it is In the morning, he al
torbiis. on which there are no classes.-
dustry,
are
frequently
called
upon
to
Leach, M. F. meat market
Fiually
bls
turn
comet
London Globe.
ways says It's time to get up. An'
To Maks Vinegar.
“Harry, who slew Goliath with a work in aluminium. To satisfactori’v when I ask him what time it is in the
Mason, Homer County judge
Save the parings and cores of apples pebbls?"
do this work various lubricants have
Maddux, J. W. City Transfer
evenin', he alius says, 'Time to co to
One Worse,
and put them I d a jar with warm wa
"Honest, teacher," said Harry, “1 been tried, which, however, owing to
A^cNair Alex hardware
Blnks, with a yawn, said to a finti
ter enough to more than cover them don t know; I didn't even know he was their volatility, are of little nse. A bed, Tommy.’ Oh, I tell you my father
Mendenhall, B. Haltom's
ertnan:
Set In a warm place for several day»: dead."—New York Press.
suitable lubricant is tallow or cob Is a great man!"—St. Louis Globe-
Mills, Grant grocer
“’rime ain't very valuable to you. then strain and add one pint of mo
Democrat.
blers wax. This latter does not dis
brother; that's plain. ti ere I been lasses to a gallon of the water Put 1»
Miller, C. W. lumber
solve
quickly
and
consequently
does
Just th* Other Way.
Her Forebodings.
mwntchln' you three hours, and you a JST. tie a thin cloth ovet It ktep I d
Olson, J. dentist
Old Lady (offering policeman a tract) not flow as freely as the volatile olls.-
ain’t had a bite!”
"Why
are
you worrying, dear?" h*
Perkins, A. D. dentist
a warm place and In a few weeks this -I often think you poor policemen run American Machinist
“W»ll,” drawled the fisherman. “my
asked after they had got things set
Rowe, F. A. banker, W heeler
will be good vinegar.—National Man such a risk of becoming bad. being so
time's too valuable, auyhow, to waste tine.
tled in tbelr cunning little bungalow
Rosenberg. H. H. grocer
constantly mixed up with crime. Po
Going On.
three hours of It watchin' a feller fish
"1 was just thinking that if you turn
Rosenberg. J. H. grocer
llceman—You needn't feat, mum. It's
A terrible noise of thumping and out to be as great as I expect you to
that ain’t gettln' a bite.”—Ran Fran
D
w
«r»nt
Proposition.
the
criminals
wot
runs
tbe
risk
o
’
be
Stephens, W. J, gentlemen's resort
stamping
came
from
Bob's
room
early
"toco Call.
be and we have any children, they will
"What Is the object of your society!” foulin' saints, bein’ mixed up with one morning.
Schrader, Paut captain Sue H. El
have to take their places among the
“
To
prevent
gambling
among
w»
u*.
—
London
Puuch.
"Bobby. Bobby,” called his mother Idle rich.”—Chicago Record-Herald.
more
Habits of th* Hired Man.
men."
from downstairs, "what Is going on
“Well, did them moving picture peo
Shrode, D. L. Tillamook Feed Co.
"Nonsense It can't be doc*"
up there?"
Explained.
ple get pictures of everything on the
Small, F. D. cold storage
Not All Blank.
’’Certainly gambling can be stopped."
Mr
Agile
(to
Mr.
Stoutman.
running
fa
rm
?"
"My shoes,” replied Bob.
"How about this shooting?"
Smith Ira C. hardware
“
Gambling?
I
thought
you
sa.d
gat>
for a cnr)-Hello, old boy! I thought
“Everything but the gosh blamed
“My client's mind is blank, judge-
’Spalding, Will electric light
yon were too mzy to run like that. Mr
aired man." said Farmer Heck "They Ming ’’-1 x>u is vll le Cou rler-J on rnaL
Love’s Paradox.
That ought to bo sufficient excuse W
Shultz, O. A. A. F. Coates Lumber
Btootman
(languldly)-Eastly
explain
couldn't ketch him In motion."—Kan
Love results tn many paradoxical get him off."
Co.
Ground*.
ed my dear boy; laziness runs in our situations." remarked the professor.
sas City Journal.
"I might consider it if the cartridge*
Tait.’ W’m. G. President First Nation-
Ha» yonr hnsband given you groua* family.—Lippincott's Magazine.
“What Is one?"
bad been blank too.”—Kansas City
for
divorce?
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To keep the love of another one Journal.
Cheering.
Trombley, C. F. Tillamook
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Agreed.
Herald
Mra Knngg If I were tn die .you'd always eager to sympathize.
must return If-Buffalo Express
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^Ife—Do you know l have » very
Viereck, S. baker
never get another wife like me Knngg
Fear and Danger.
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W illiams, W. A. harness maker
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Steamboatman. ■
(Winslow, G. P. attorney
estate."-Washington Star.
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Watson, R. W. real estate and insur
Aaewere.
Mrs Ix>ngwedd—So does my husband (carelessly)—Plenty of fear, ma'am, bat
Method I* the hinge of business and
ance
One of the most rare kinds of <w-
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there In no method without order an'.
not a bit of danger.
W alls, Ray Bell Tele. Sept.
aire Is the courags to wait- sc L m *
Men tire themselves In the pursuit of
■mnctunllty llauuab Mor»
.Zachman, R F. plumber
Globe Democrat
■L-Sterne.
He .cold* best that can hurt the
Anxiety never yet successfully bridj*
k*»L - D« niab Proverb.
Ml over any chasm.—Ruffini.
POWDER
Absolutely Pure
NO ALUM.NO LIME PHOSPHATE
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