Tillamook
A NATURAL RIDDLE
THIALS
OF
AN
EXPLORER.
Headlight, November
TWISTING THE LANGUAGE.
WOMEN WARRIORS.
13. I9l3
(
CUZCO AND THE INC/ S.
SHAW, THE ECCENTRIC.
Paru’e Anciant City Waa an the Plan Hie Personality Compels Him to W «
Bicknese and Agony That Livingatone English Has R»c»iv»cf Som» S«v»r« Ona That Wa» Made a Heroin» In Spit»
of the Roman Camp.
Cocoa Colored Cloth«».
* '
I
Endured In Africa.
(
of H»rs»lf.
Jolt» In th» Philippin»».
Tbe ancient city of Cuzco, wbetf first
“I love order iu nil things" M.
Writing uu David Livingstone, mis
There
are
few
countries
that
have
Baby talk is a highly developed lan
viewed by European eyes. was. uccord- George Bernard Shaw at « ' puJ
at oue time or nnottier had women ,ng to the best authorities, a great und
Attraction of Gravitation Is a sionary and African explorer. Blr Har guage compared to tbe jargon Amerl net
meeting some time ago. -for
ry II. Johnston says In the British can housewives talk to their Filipino soldiers In their ranks-either In dis wealthy municipality of perhaps 290.- reason I mu not content with ordering
guise
or
op«uly
accepted
despite
their
Mystery to Science.
Geographical J our mil:
“During th» bouse buys But it usually conveys the
000 suuls. How old It wa» Ht that time my life; I h I so order my personal|t.'
Englund. France and Germany we have »cant means of knowing.
winter or ralgy senson of I1MHD l.lv- meaning when accompanied by expres sex
LI have cocoa colored hair, so I »J,
bate
all
had
military
heroine-.
Ger
Ingstoue was very III
Ile hud lieen slve gestures. At best however, the many. which traditionally demands of Gurcllaaso would have us believe that cocoa colored clothes and drink cocua'
IT CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE. wet
times without number and suf performance of tbe command speaks Its women only softness aud domestic there were only thirteen Incas iu the Shaw today has reached the positioi
royal family line from Mauco Capuc of becoming a public institution Fm
fered from terrible pains In the Chest well for native Inatultion
Spanish construction of English ity. has nevertheless liud Its full share. to Huayna Capac. Moutesiuoa. on the more than twenty years he has sue
Y»t That Wonderful Fore» That Di ami pneumonia
He was often seiui-
Oue of them. Eleuuore Procbiisiia. had
words is another twist that our poor
other baud, assure» us that tbe Incus
rect» and R»gul»t»s Moona, Planet», dellllous iiik ) subject to delusions, sili-b
auved her wages as a cook to buy her ruled a thousaud years! Which are vve ceeded in fulfilling bis boast that ever
language
gets
in
tbe
Philippines.
"No
day some leading paper would bar'
Buna and 8tar» Without Viaibl» .is lluit tlie bnrk of the trees was <-ov- got" iu tbe island la tbe must common luan'H e<|iilpiueut. In her last battle,
to believe? No written history of the something to say about him.
ered with figures und faces of men
wbei storming some heights under
M»an» of Connection I» inexplicable.
ly
used
expression
for
“
I
haven't
any.
”
race
exists
—
only
the
records
of
the
He thought often of Ills children mid
George Bernard Shaw Is the Jeste
heavy, tire, she snatched a drum from
julpus, those queer kuotted strings at the court of Kiug Demos. Wbei
The mystery of enysteriea In science friend«, «nd his thoughts seemed al Similarly “no can du" means "I can't” a fallen Frenchman aud beat rhe
the
, which were the Incas' sole documents ' years ago he was appointed drauiatl
la the attraction of gravitation—that most to conjure them up before him. und “uo want” means “I don't want charge as she advanced.
aud for which no archaeologist baa as
very force of nature that is the roost For the first time in Ills life he was It” Not only between American ami
critic to a well known Journal be re
“You can seiv. cook. wash, slug mid
Filipino, but among Americans tbeui-
yet discovered tbe key, the Rosetta
fused to obey tbe ironclad regulatioi
familiar to ua all. It eeema strange being carried mid could not raise him
shoot better than any of us." said (be
selves,
this
twisted
construction
has
stoue.
that occupants of tbe stalls mast wea
comrade at her side ndmirlngly. and
that the most familiar thing in tha self to a sitting position The Arabs largely supplanted tbe legitimate one.
I
Cuzco's
original
plan
was.
singularly
were very kind to him In bls extreme
evening dress. The first night be wa
uow it seems you can drum too!
world should be at the same time the
enough, that of the Roman camp, a
With the soldier anything that be
weakness, but the vertical sun. blis
A moment later she was mortally
stopped at the door of a theater by ai
most inexplicable, but so it is.
tering any part of the skin exposed to longed peculiarly to tbe Philippines wounded. As she fell she called to tbe quadrangle divided by two intersecting attendant. "Wbat do you object to?
iu order to see clearly wherein the It. tried him sorely In the day marches. was described as "bamboo.” Now all
streets into quarters, with a gate on
nearest officer, with a dying flash uf
Inquired Shaw.
“My cocoa colorei
each face and towers at the angles.
mystery consists, let us first consider
“In July. 1870. bls feet were almost colonials use tbe term The “bamboo pride mid humor:
Jacket?”
The attendant assented
The
Incas,
like
tbe
citizens
of
the
fleet"
Is
tbe
due
assigned
to
Philippine
what gravitation appears to be. It is consumed with Irritable, eating ulcers,
“Very well then." said the critic, "
"Lieutenant. I'm a girl!"
United States, had no more definite
gravitation that gives the property of pulsating with puin. • • • These sores waters, and tbe “bamboo government”
Another girl, Anna Luhring. only
will remove it." And tbe uext mornen
weight to all bodies, If there were no were obviously communicated by mos Is the Philippine civil government in eighteen, was traced nnd claimed by name for tbelr country than Tavan- he was striding up the aisle in bi:
tlnsuya. the Empire of the Four Prov
distinction
from
the
United
States
mil
quitoes
from
the
blood
of
the
wretch
shirt sleeves.
gravitation we could float like thistle
her father after she had enlisted, but
inces. Tbe four streets of the capital,
ed slaves who were tortured with itary.
her captain refused to dismiss su tine
downs und infinitely better than this
"That won't do, sir!" shouted tbe at
prolonged by great roads, divided it
Among other "soldJerlsms" (If I mny
them
Livingstone could full asleep
tendaut. running after him.
a soldier.
tiedowns, for they, too, are finally
Into
four
main
provinces,
each
under
when he wished at tlie shortest notice, be permitted this contribution to tbe
A young dressmaker. Sophia Kruger,
“Won't do?” exclaimed Shaw will
brought down by gravitation.
When
A mat and a shady tree under which new language) were certain pure Ma who made her own uniform before en the dominion of its governor.
a fine assumption of indignation. "L><
It Is gravitation that brings a can to spread It would at any time afford lay words.
The list is continually listing. won the Iron Cross for bravery. their people came to Cuzco they lodged
In their own quarter, where they ad- you think I'm going to take off anj
non ball eventually to the earth, no him a refreshing sleep
But In his growing, and now there are dozens of
Maria Werder, a farmer s wife, serv j
more?"
Tbe nonplussed atteudnnl
mutter how swiftly it tnny be project Inst years of travel sleep was often Tagalog and Moro expressions in con ed. undiscovered, with her husband und 1 bered to their uational costumes aud
i
handed him bis Jacket aud Sbaw tool
,
tbe
customs
of
tbelr
own
province.
imide
sad
by
the
realistic
dreams
of
stnut
use
among
the
Americans
For
ed The faster it starts the farther It
was promoted to be a sergeauL til-
I The city today retains tbe same bis seat in tbe stulls triumphantly
will go. but during every second of Its happy English life from which he wak example, there are the Tagalog words though he remained a private.
During tbe first nine years this bril-
1 general plan, its two principal streets
An amusing contrast to these genu
flight it drops the same distance ver ened to find himself III and consumed "bagnio.” meaning "storm;" carabao,''
Hunt man was in London his earnings
with anxiety that he might not live tci-'tilng aa animal; "palny." meaning inely gallant women Is afforded by being virtually the old main thorough
tically toward the earth, whether the
Its two eastern quarters lie from literature brought him tbe prince«
to complete his mission
“i e.” nnd "tao.” meaning "man" Johanna Stegen. who quite by acci fares.
speed Imparted to it by the powder is
“After ISiilt he suffered much from Moro terms In common use are dent won a reputation for heroism. upon steep hillsides; the two western ly sum of £G. Now be has an income
of several thousands a year. Of that
500 or 3.000 feet per second. Gravita the results of the decay and loss of ••amok." meaning "wild;“
"dato." She and a companion. Caroline Berger, are In the valley, where runa a little
tion acts on u tnoviug body exactly as his molar teeth, so that Imperfect inns- meaning “chief:” "kris.” meaning a
river, the Huatanay, spanned by period which he spent iu want be says
were caught b.v chance In the flgbtlug
with bis characteristic candor: "My
well uh on one ut rest.
tlentli'ti of rough African food induced wavy edged knife, and "sarong.” mean lines at the buttle of Luneberg. Caro bridges.
It is gravitation that curbs the mo- severe dyspepsia, and his bodily ing a garment-Review of Reviews
Tlie northeast quarter wns tbe Pala mother worked for my living instead
line fled to what cover she could find,
tluu of the moon aud keeps It in nn strength weakened under a condition
tine hill of this South American Rome of preaching that it was my duty to
tore off her apron and began binding
orbit of which the earth Is the active of permanent malnutrition
and contains tbe palaces of tbe kings, work for her; therefore, take off your
Stanley,
the hurts of the wounded who bad
focus.
,
BOATS GROW ON TREES
for each Inca, after the manner of the hut to her and blush. I did not throw
b.v relieving him whim be did. gave
crawled (here also.
So. too. It Is gravitation that gov
Roman emperors, built bls own abode, myself into the struggle for life; I
him nt least two more years of life,
Johanna,
spying
a
heap
of
cartridges,
eras the earth In Its motion around the a certain measure of happiness and the W«st Indian Boys Can Get All of Them
scorning to live In that of bis prede threw my mother Into it. I was not a
tore
off
her
apron
also
and
began
to
They Want.
staff to my father's old age; I bung on
sun. preventing It from flying away sweet consolation that he wns not for
cessor.—Scribner's Magazine.
All it. for she mistook them for rouleaux
to his coat tails.”—London Life.
luto boundleui space. Astronomy shows gotten nnd that the magnitude of Ills
When a West Indian boy wants a
of coin
A passing officer supposed
toy boat all lie has to do Is to visit a
tliut gravitation acts between all tlie discoveries was appreciated."
naturally she was carrying ammuni
HISTORIC NOTRE DAME.
plants and all the stars und controls
cocoanut tree. These trees bear great
A CURIOUS LOVE SCENE.
I j bunches of nuts among tbelr drooping tion to tlie front mid gave her orders
their motions with respect to one an
where to take it. orders which she Checkered Career of the Wonderful
DISEASED THOUGHT.
other.
green leaves, aud when the bunch
Rochefort Sprang a Surprise on ths
dared not disoliey.
Apronful after
Parisian Cathedral.
Now. this mysterious force appears to
first sprouts out in the form of u big
Troubled Couple.
Borne account of the history and
l»o au attraction, as If there were elas When You Realize That Is What Worry bud it is inclosed witbin a hard, apronful of cartridge» she carried—and
the
next
day
found
herself
acclaimed
Rochefort
could be very democratic
Is
You
Have
It
Mastered.
vicissitudes
of
Notre
Dame
appears
in
tic curds connecting all the bodies in
tough, woody case or spathe two or
tlie London Strand Magazine.
The on occasions I remember an amusing'
Conceiitrutitl thought Is virtually Ir three feet long, eight or teu Inches a heroine!
space aud tending to draw them to
Her apron was tied to a staff and first cathedral was erected in the year Incident which occurred when Roche
gether. But space, as fur as our senses resistible. All tlie vast edlthe of mod lu illahicter and tapering to a jiolnt ut
can detect. Is empty. There are no ern science and Industry is obviously one end and to a slender stern at the borue proudly at the head of tile regi 528 by Cblldebert and afterward de fort was in London. His French cham
ment.
Men cheered her. tbe kiug molished. the same site being used for bermaid fell in love with his Englishj
elastic cords and no physical connec J lie product of thought, much of it of other,
lu tact. It looks very luuvti
praised her. mid she sat at his right the present building, which was begun coachman, and they were engaged to
tions whatever between astronomical >ur own time and observation. The
like a huge wooden cigar.
hand at a banquet Later she married in 11G3 and finished in 1351.
be married. John, who never spoke of
bodies or between n flying stone or birth of an Idea In tlie huinnii mind is
As the buds aud flowers develop the
and was lionized b.v the fashionable
•leurly
tlie
one
and
only
dawn
of
em
Alexander III. laid the foundation Rochefort otherwise than as "tbe mar
cannon ball and the earth. How, then,
spathe splits o|>eu. and the flower
ladies of Berlin.—Ixmdon Tatier.
stone, the first mass being celebrated quee," gloomily informed Charlotte
can there be an attraction? In order pires and revolutions, of engines, phi
bunch continues to grow out beyond it
by the patriarch Heraclius. The grand i that their project must be kept a pro-
that a liody may be attracted or drawn ooophles. trade routes, clvlllziitlou.
until the nuts begins to ripen. By this
No Title Page In Early Books.
To class worry under the bend of time the spatlies have become dry and
old building lias been sorely beset by , found secret, for It was a custom In I
there must be something to draw IL
The idea of a title page did not oc- many dangers and has witnessed many aristocratic houses in London that
Gravitation does the trick, but com thinking, therefore, seems a glaring bard and break off and drop to the
cur to the early printers, “The books strange and stirring scenes.
when servants In the same household
pletely hides from us the mechanism sacrilege. Vet worry Is thought, for ground of tbelr own accord.
started straight off with •Incipit' or
through which it acts. We can discov ill that-diseased, impure, adulterated
The reign of terror in 1793 led to became engaged to be married they
It Is tlie spatbes or bud coverings
er no mechanism nt all.
thought
It means uu admixture of that the West Indian boys use for toy 'Here beginuetii.’ without author's or such disgraceful orgies within the pre were promptly dismissed. Charlotte
publisher's name. This causes much cincts of the cathedral that It wns could hardly believe tills, but John as
When an unfortunate aeroplanlst ■motion, of the worst of all emotions—
boats, and. while the dry and fallen
drops from his machine at a height of tear Into one's thinking. Instead of ones will answer, better boats are difficulty In attributing earlier works closed to the public as a place of di- sured her that it was so.
u thousand feet he begins at once to ■oneentrated, dear, serene thinking made from the more flexible and part to the proper sources.” The Idea of a viufe worship In 1794. but was reopen
At Inst Charlotte took her courage In
title page with names seems first to ed In 1802 by Napoleon The Interior two hands mid, dragging the trembling
full toward the earth as if It were pull- m the problem In hand, worry is
ly green spathes still clinging to t lie
have occurred to a Cologne printer has suffered severely at times at the John behind her. advanced into the
Ing him. But bow can it pull If it
hlnklug muddled black with fear. It flower stem.
named Tberhoernen about 1470. but It
baa nothing to pull with? You may a about ns helpful as clapping the
awesome presence of “tlie marquee”
The spathe as gathered from the tree was not generally adopted until fifty bauds of the mob and individuals
think at first sight that it is the air ■rukes upon wheels toiling uphill.
The worst offender was perhaps Louis while he wu< taking coffee after lunch, i
Is almost in the shape of a boat, and years later
The early punctuation
which acta as nn intermediary, but
Vet all the world Is laboring under
1 was present nnd witnessed the scene.
all that is necessary to transform It to was very simple, consisting of an ob XIV.. who. carrying out bis father's
tliut is not so, because the earth and that Egyptian heaviness of the wheels,
a very seaworthy and fast sailing toy lique line and a full stop. One of the vow, caused the destruction of the “Monsieur Rochefort.'' said tlie cham
tlie moon "pull" upon one another with mil almost every spirit Is ii spirit In
bermaid boldly. “I have something to
canoe la to sew the open end together first books to Introduce the colon and fourteenth century stalls, the high al
a force equnl to tlie strength of a steel
he dark prison of fear, But once we
tar embellished with gold and silver tell you.”
and
fit
rudder,
sail
and
seats
or
notes of interrogation and exclamation statuettes, the cloisters, tombs and
cable 500 mill's In diameter. But there rrnsp tills truth clearly, once we con-
Rochefort—Tell me. my child.
thwarts.
was a "Lactantlus" printed at a mon unique stained glasswork.
is no air and do other tangible thing tu ■ Ince ourselves that we can rid our
Charlotte—John loves me. nnd I love
In 1845
When
this
Is
done
the
boat
Is
almost
astery near Home In 1405.—Imprint.
the open space. 240.000 miles across,
bought of emotionalism, of fear, the
restoration was necessary in many John, -and we want to be married.
nn exact model of tbe big dugout ca
tliut gaps between the moon and the lay of our deliverance Is nt hand. And
parts of the building, the work being (John went ns pale as a sheet) Does
noes
that
tbe
bqys'
fathers
use
In
fish
earth.
tie substitution of encouraging, healthy
London’s Gunpowder Alley.
successfully undertaken by Lassus. monsieur see any objection?
Then, gravitation exerts tlie same
bought, of new channels among the ing lu fact, these dugouts were prob
The city coroner, who commented Viollet le Due and Boeswlllwald.
Rochefort this great blue eyes danc
ably copied from oue of the tree grown
force nt every Instant No matter how worn ruts. Is a powerful aid
upou the "funny" name of Gunpow
In 1871. also during the commune. ing with fun. his arms raised In the
boats.
—
Eroiu
"Harper's
Book
For
fust the fulling aerounut may be de
There limy lie failures and back
der alley (off Shoe lanei and confess Notre Dame was menaced witli grave aln—Objection, my children, objection?
Young Natura lists.”
scending ut any moment, gravitation «lldiiigs. as Is customary In all mortal
ed that he bad never heard of It. may dangers owing to the fury of the Wbnt earthly objection can I have?
will keep on adding speed ns if he had •(Tort and linnuin endeavor. But fear
nevertheless have heard of tbe poet communists, who. having effected an Venez done qtle Je vous embrasse!
A Perpetual Error.
just started. Disregarding the alight s weakened like a choking thing, and
Lovelace, who dic'd in the alley two entrance, collected all the available (Come and let tne embrace you.)
A printer's error lu perpetuity! now
retardntlou produced by tlie resistance nore and more clear and unlmpedt*d
years before tbe restoration,
The chairs and other combustible material
And. to the utter amazement of John,
many know that when joining In the
of tlie air, be will full sixteen feet In
Hs'omes our thinking, for we realize
lodging in which be died was a tnls- and. piling them in a bonfire, drench he heartily kissed both young lovers
"Te Deum" they are carrying on. In
the first second, forty-eight feet in the d last, once for all. that where think-
entitle one. but probably seemed to the ed with oil in the center of the choir, M both cheeks.—Westminster Gazette.
second second, eighty feet In the third ’ng cannot help us fear certainly will one phrase of that song of praise, au poor poet released from prison a glori
attempted to destroy the cathedral
ancient
blunder?
“
Make
them
to
be
aecoud. gaining thirty-two feet In Ills mt And then we have worry by the
ous palace, for he was philosopher by tire. The evil designs of the in-
Can’t Escape Lime Salts.
numbered
with
thy
saints;
”
so
It
runs.
velocity during every aecond after the
Ii I oi 11-—Co 111 er's Weekly.
enough already to have written that ■end birles were, however, happily
Ln answer to a communication from
And so when manuscript copies gave
first.
"stone walls do not a prison make.” 'rustrated by the arrival of the na- a lay correspondent, who expresses his
place to printed books was it rendered
From a height of 1.000 feet he will
They Court Death.
In this alley also lived tlie notorious tional guard.
belief that “the lime In common water
iu
tlie
medieval
Latin
then
In
use.
“
uu-
come down in aiaiut eight seconds, »nd
Steeplejacks are proverbially reck
has much to do with bringing on old
astrologer. Lilly, the Sldropbel of
will strike the grouud with a velocity less or apparently so—In their actions mernri”—"to be uumbered," as we say
“Hudibras.”— London Chronicle.
age." tlie London Lancet says that
Misters
Ar»
Sacond
Class.
In
English.
Transpose
tlie
first
mid
of nlamt 25(1 feet |>er second From a .vlien engaged on tbelr dangerous
Though one cannot decide wbnt is a while that opinion is common, it Is. of
height of 10.000 feet he would fall In work, A In I Hirer who was attached to third letters and you get "munerari.”
'ady
b.v rule of thumb, there are cer course, fatuous. To those people who
A
Cure
For
Hiccups.
nlsuit twenty five seconds and would
me of these
I
eX|H*rta used commouly to "to be rewarded." which Is what all
Fill a glass tumbler with clear, cold tain kindred problems that can be believe that water is the only possible
prayer
books
would
tie
printing
today
strike with a velocity of 400 feet tier >ake a midday
I
imp wherever he might
water and place on a table. Then let solved In that way. and the railway channel by which lime salts are con
■ eivind
happen i to lie situated
His mutes and congregations alngiug were It nut
the
patient stand where he or she can company knows how to solve them. veyed to the organism the writer says.
for
that
fifteenth
century
printer's
Tlie same kind of calculation can
'Ullimouly found him on the top of u
look
directly into the glass and fix tbe Are you, for instance, an esquire or "Lime salts are Inseparable from the
lie applied to tiie gravitation between iteeple or ■ chimney stretched full error.—Loudon Tatier.
attention about the center yf the bot only a plain mister? The railway com common, everyday articles of food, so
tbs earth and the moon. If tlie moon
eugtli upon a single I«>ard. his anus
tom of the glass for afiout a minute, pany can tell at once. If you bold a that if hard water were left out of the
Wrong Hunah, No Lunch.
w-re not lu motion ncrosa the dlrec
dangling over Its sides, fast asleep A
dietary there would still be secured a
“Hero, my boy.” said bis new em- when the patient will find that the second class season ticket any letter
Hon of the earth's "pull" It would fall bugle liirvli would have meant a fall
comes addressed to Mr. Blank, but if large intake of lime salts, which could
hiccups
have
entirely
disappeared.
ployer,
"take
this
quarter
aud
go
out
to the earth tn about 110 hours.
>f u couple of hundred feet, and there
This has been known to cure tbe most you rise to a first class you become only be avoided by a hunger strike."
Now. to return to the mystery, how fore certain death, yet lie treated this and get three ham sandwiches."
The boy vanished and did not return violent clises of this uncomfortable dis at once A Blank. Esq That is where
1» this force exerted? la it really a oosalldllty with the utmost Indifference
Woman and Cloth«».
the railway has the pull over the mo-
order.—London Family Herald.
for half an hour.
pull, aa It seems to be? The answer
-Chicago Iter ord Herald.
I
One can't help thinking what a col
torbus. on which there are no classes.-
"See here.
Where have you been
to which science Is tending Is that in
London Globe.
orless life a man Is forced to lead when
To Make Vinegar.
loitering." demanded the boss, "and
stead of being a pull, gravitation la a
Th» Onion In Cooking.
one reflects that chiffon and Venetian
Save
the
parings
and
cores
of
apples
where
are
my
sandwiches?
”
push; In other words, that the falling
I
The greatest of French cooks, being
point and hand embroidery and Irish
One Worse,
"Scissors!" gasped tho boy.
"1 and put them In a Jar with warm wa
aeronaut Is poshed toward the ground iak«l to give the secret of bls success,
Blnks. with a yawn, said to a fish- crocbet are to him mere empty wools,
aud the moon la pushed toward the nuawered: "The very foundation of all thought they were for me!” — New ter enough to more than cover them.
whereas a woman, whether she is In
York World.
Set in a warm place for several days; ertnan:
earth.
paal cooking Is butter and onion! I
“Time ain't very valuable to you. terested in babies, or microbes, or hus
then
strain
and
add
one
pint
of
mo
On the fsc* of It one might think
ise them In all my sauces and gravies.
I
Here ! been bands. or poetry, or servants, or paral
i lasses to a gallon of the water
Put In brother; that's plain.
Upbringing.
that nothing was gained by this They have the effect of making a cus
a-watcbln'
you
three
hours,
and you lelograms. or gardens, or Plato, or
“Aren't you having your daughter a jar. tie a thin cloth orei It Step In
theory, because It seems sa ImiHwsIble tomer come l»>ck for more.
Butter
bridge. Is fundamentally and always
a warm place and In a few weeks this ain't bad a bite!”
that a push a him Id be exerted without without onion will drive the customer taught to play or alngF'
Well, drawled the fisherman, “my interested In clothes.—“Daddy Tong
“No." replied Mrs Fllmgilt “I have will be good vtnegar.-N'atlonal Maga
a taugitite connection as a pull. But <wuy after a few days. Boll the onion
Mme'» too valuable, anyhow, to waste legs." by Jean Webster.
the clew Is found In the supposed prop rill It melts or entirely disappears; decided that she shall have no aevom- zine.
three hours of It watchin' a feller fish
.hen
add
the
butter
and
call
the
miz-
pllshmeuts
whatever.
Instead
of
striv-
|
erties of that Invisible. Intangible, all
In a Dilemma.
_
that ain't gettln' a blte.”-San Fran
Ing for approval I want her to have
lure stock "—Exchange
Different Proposition.
liervadlng medium called the ether
“What are you crying for. Bobble?"
Call.
the auperlor pose that enable« her to
"What is the object of your society?" cisco
This, to be sure, is ezpialuliBt one
•
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"Boo hou! Willie's broke his nr®,
observe the efforts of others with tol- ' “To prevent gambling among wo
mystery by another, for we know
N»rv» of H»r.
an' If I lick him all the fellers will say
Hab.t. of th» Hired Man.
men "
era nt Intereet"— Washington atar.
"How Is your new maid?**
nutblrg about the ether eicept that
“Well, did them moving picture peo I'm a cow ard "
"Nonsense It can't be
It conveys the waves of light and elec
"I guv«» she 1« all right: she has the
“Why don't you wait till be’*
Quit» Natural.
“Certainly gambling can he s. .pped," ple get pictures of everything on the
tricity: but. at any rate, it affords a tMliy out Nt present But she has a
farm?“
"Boo-hoo! I can't lick him then. —
“Of cotir«».* said th* tourist "yon
.ten e ”
“Gambling? I thought you sa.d gab
«arelvable explanation of gravitation
"Everything but the gosh blamed St Paul Pioneer Press.
know all about tb» antidote« fur anaka bling ."—ixmlsvtlle Courier-Journal.
Dr Cha rise F. Brush's theory regañí»
"How was that?”
nJrvd man." wild Farmer Heck. “They
"Hhe want«»! to take Ftdo along, and biter
the ether Is being filled with a pecul
Picking Up-
couldn't ketch him In motion."—Kan
"Gbrtalniy." replied the explorer
r form of wave« ami that material she Is almost wholly unknown to us."
Grounds.
“How's coliectlous at your church.
»as City Journal.
Houston Post.
"Well, when a anake bites you
puay interrupt these waves in
"Has your hoaband given yon grounds
Brndder H am hone t~
what's the thing yon dur
a way as to be pushed toward
for divor eT' »«ked the woman whu la
“Much better since we got s
“Yell.'*“Philadelphia I’rena.
not her on account of the dlmln
Ch»«ring.
always eager to sympathize
All In the Same.
armed man to pass de plate"—Wash"
Mrs
Knngg-
If
|
«-
ere
to
a)e
rffsjptyof ••*** ether waves tn the
“
Yea."
refilled
the
one
who«»
mind
"Harold. you mueta't ent all the pen
Ington Herald.
Th» New Mother.
e» between th* bod lew.-Garrett I'
Is on alimony
"Plenty of grounds, •ever get another wife like me. Knag»
mit«, even If you »re pretending to
“When yon kissed your weeping but I >1 rather have sum« regular real “Its very kind of you to say tb»t-
vias In New York Journal.
tie » monkey
Vmi must give slater
Kept th» B»tt»r Half.
Boston Transcript
mother good by and went out Into the •KtMte
«nme ”
WrtidiingtoD Star.
Algy-You any «he only parti»"? **■
world
to
make
your
fortune
I
prcaums
"But.
mother.
I
’
m
pretenditi*
alie»
If you know bow to «pend le«s than
turned vmir »fferflori«? Clarence— Te«
I et hod Is the hinge of business, and
«ime kind o* animal wot duerni t eut her hist tearful Injunction was fur jou
psi get you have the pttlkMopher'a
One of the moat rare klnda of coar
She returned all the love letters, but
tb.-rr
I,
llo
method
0|d
to
be
good?**
wmiiil»."- Life.
■ton« - B.-nja udn Frauklln.
ser h. the courage to «ait-St LoUs
retained all the Jewelry.- Brooklyn £»•
punctuality -Hannah More.
make good.”
■ j
Globe Democrat
teen.
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