Tillamook Headlight, April 24-, 1©I3
JOHN LELAND HENDERSON, Ucited Stale« Civil Service E k -
amination
ATTORNEY
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COUNSELLOR-AT-LAW.
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ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
Complete Set of Abstract Books in
Office.
Taxes Paid for Non Residents.
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Both Ptionea.
^ARL HABERLACH,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
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Oregon
Til...moo )i
Q^EOROK WILLETT,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
T illamook C ommercial B uilding ,
Tillamook
Oregon.
T. BO ALS, M.D.
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
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KERRON,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
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C. HAWK,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON,
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Bay City
Oregon
SARCHKT,
The .Faahionuble Tailoi
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Cleaning, Pressing und Repairing
a Specialty.
Store in Hein* Ptiotograpbic
Gallery.
rP H. GO Y NE.
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Battl» »f Poitiers,
RURAL CARRIER.
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Room No 2U1
SAVED A DOUGLAS.
I Sir Willi»»" Ramsay'» Quiok Wit at th»
In the battle of Poitiers (135«) a num-
At’BAY C ity , O regon , for Tilla-
incok County, Saturday, May 21th, her of Scottish soldiers fought on tbe
11913.
side of tbe French, and several of them
The United States Civil Serví e sere takeu prisoners by tbe English.
Commission announce» an open Among them wsa Sir Archibald Doug
rorn[>etitive examination on the
date and at the places named ataive, las. Being dressed in a suit of splendid
ax a result oí which it ia expected armor, tiie victors thought they bad
to wake certification to till a va cup lured- as Indeed they had—some
cancy in the position of rural car great nobleman. Several of tbe Eng
rier at Bay City, Oregon, and other lish were about to atrip off bls armor
■ vacancies as they tnay occur on when Sir William Ramsay of Colluthie,
rural route» at post office» in the who was also a prisoner, happening to
above named county untes» it i»
found to be in the interest of the catcb Sir Archibald’s eye, gave him a
service to fill any vacancy by rein meaning look.
Pretending to be very angry, he cried
statement, transfer, or promotion.
, The usual entrance salary for rural out: “You rascal, buw is it that you are
I carrier» is from $o0u to $1,100 per wearing your master's armor? Come
annum.
here and pull off my boots!” Douglas,
i Age. 18 to 55, on the date of the seemingly thoroughly cowed, went
examination.
The maximum age
bumbly forward and drew off a boot,
| i» waived in cases of persona hon
orably discharged from the United with which Sir William began to beat
him. The English onlookers at once
State» military or naval service.
An applicant must have his interfered on Douglas’ behalf, saying
actual domicile in the territory »up- that he wus a person of great rank aud
pulied by a poet office in the coun- a lord.
ty for which ttie examination is ali
“Wbatr shouted Ramsay. "He a
nounced.
lord? Why. be is a base knave aud, 1
to
all
The examination is open
male citizens of the United State» suppose, has slain his master. Go, you
who cun comply with the require villain, and search tbe field for the
body of my cousin, your master, and
ments.
Application Form 1341. and full when you have found it let me know,
information concerning the require that I may give it decent burial."
inentH of the examination, can be
All this was acted so naturally that
secured from tbe secretary of the the English allowed Ramsay to ransom
loca! examining hoard or the post-
tiaster at any of the places above tbe pretended manservant for 40 shil
named, or front the U. S. Civil Ser lings The money having been paid.
vice
Commission,
Washington, Sir William gave Douglas another
thrashing aud then bade blm begone.
D. C.
Eligible» on registers established Sir Archibald lost no time in effecting
prior to March 1 1912, can be con his escape, which he owed solely to tbe
sidered for appeintment only at the ingenuity of his friend.
office for which they were examin
ed. Such eligible» may be examin
ed within one year from the date of
their former examinations upon
tiling applications showing that
Welcome Sound That Che.rsd
they meet the requirements of the Th.
Lord Balfour of Burl.igh.
new examination, their old eligibil
ity for their home offices not being
It would be bard to say wblcb of
ca nceled.
England's two bouses of legislature
Applications should be properly •'takes tbe cake" for committing bowl
executed and tiled with the Com ers. and still more difficult to pick out
mission at Washington. Ax exam the member who has taken pride of
ination papers are »hipped direct
from the Commission to the places place in this respect during recent
of examination, it is necessary that years. But perhaps for simple effec
applications be received in ample i tiveness Lord Balfour of Burleigh
time to arrange for ttie examination I would be bard to beat when be said,
desired at the place indicated bjr "The noble lord shakes his bead, and I
the applicant.
The Commission | am glad to bear it!"
w‘ll therefore arrange to examine
Another noble lord during a debate
any applicant whose application is i
received in time to permit the ship- | on Indian affairs exclaimed: "Talk of
this as a loan to India! It is a flea
inent of the necessary papers.
An eligible register for the posi bite In the ocean?’ Nevertheless it
tion of rural letter carrier for each stands to reason that tbe lower bouse
county will be maintained. A per is more prolific in quantity, if nut in
son must be examined in the County . quality, in its stock of howlers than
in the postoffice that supplies Ilia
home i» situated. As a result of' tbe upper, seeing that it has so many
such examination he may become more opportunities.
eligible to appointment ax rural I Captain Craig, tbe fiery Ulsterman,
carrier at any poet office in such j cooked the following oratorical stew:
county. A letter carrier after one, "The naked sword is drawn for the
year’s satisfactory service tnay lie fight, and uever again will tbe black
transferred to the position of clerk 1 smoke of the Nationalists' tar barrels
or carrier in a first or second class
post office, to the position of railway drift on the home rule wind to darken
mail clerk, or to other positions in tbe hearts of Englishmen." If any
the classified service,subject to such thing could kill home rule one would
examination as may be required by think that would.
the civil service rules
Sir W. Hart Dyke was criticising the
J ohn C. B lack ,
standing order forbidding peers front
President.
speaking during general electiona
Some one bad quoted I»rd Halsbury
How’s This ?
as doing so. and Sir William solemnly
.Ve offer O n « H undmrd H ollars R bwair said. "I must admit that the honor
or unv case of Catarrh that cannot be cure**
able gentleman has gone to tbe top of
by Hitll * Catarrh Cure.
the tree and caught a very large fish.”
I j CHBNB1 * CO., r. k.i.. <»
—London Tit-Bits.
BULLS IN PARLIAMENT.
We, the uudvihave knowu F. i
Cheney for the l.kM 15 vear«, and believ*
him perfectly honorable in all bust new
transaction» and fluanciully able to carry
out unv oblinations made by his firm.
NATIONAL BANK OF COM MERCK.
Toledo, O.
Hull'» Catarrh Cure is taken internally
acting directly uuon the blood and ma
coin surfaces of the •yttem.
testimonial»
♦nt fit«-
Price Tfi cent* pm bottle» Sold
by all l>rug«istH
Take Hal!*» Family Pills for constipation
Easy.
"Henry.” she said. ”1 wish I could
organize a society of some kind. It
Tillamook •
seems to be tbe only way to secure
Oregon.
social recognition tn this town.”
"Well, why don't you go ahead and
organize one?”
“1 can't think of anything that I'm
R. P. J. SHARP,
an authority on. If I should organize
a drama club some other woman who
Call for City Warrants
RESIDENT DENTIST,
knew more about tbe drama than I
Office ; Commercial Block,
All Warrants issiied on the Gen- would butt In and get herself elected
eral Fund to and including Nit ili president It would be the same way
Tillamook
• Oregon tier 1319 Series "A,” endorsed on or with suffrage, ethical culture and child
| study and music. I'm unfortunately
before October 8th, 1912. ulso all not an authority on any of these
I
warrants issued on tiie Ruud Fund things, and If I got up a society I
J. CLAUSSEN,
endorsed prior to October 1st, 1910, should, of course, want to be the bead
•
LAWYER,
wit! be paid on presentation. Inter of It.”
est ceases utter this date.
“Well, why not organize a Browning
DEUTSCHER ADVOKAT.
club? You can pretend to know all
A. H. G aylord ,
21» T illamook B lock
about Browning, and tbe other women
City Treasurer.
who pretend to know all about him
TiHaiuovk
OregoL.
won’t know whether you’re fooling
Eggs Duckings.
them or not”—Chicago Record Herald.
ocie«. • opposite Covar H ouse .
E
REEDY, d . v m .,
English Penciled pure white egg '
Five Varieties of Salmon.
strain Imliun Runner Duck eggs: Kamchatka baa Ove varieties of salm
VETERINARY.
fl per setting ot 11. White Indian on—chavltcha (king aalmoni. kraanaia
Runner egg» $2 per setting. Five 1 (red aalmoni. keta* (dog aalmoni. gor
Both Phones
day old ducklings 25 cents each, I btmhH (humpback aalmoni and klsbutch
' (sockeye salmon). Tbe run of cbavltcba
Tillamook ■
t.'regou. also muted stock for sale. Eggs . begius about .May 10 to 20 (old style)
delivered free. Miss Anna Roenicke, during tbe period of spring rains aud
Woods, Oregon.
tbe overflow of muddy water. They
run in large School», and tbe run con
w O. McGKK, M.r
tinues for several days.
Tbe flsh,
which weigh twenty to twenty-live
pounds, le purely a Kamchatka flan
HYSICIAN & SL'RGKON
and la not found In tbe Okhotsk end
I other dlitrt AS.—Consular aud Trad.
Reports.
Office : One Block East of
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Post Office.
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H» Oidn’t Hu«h.
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Tillamook
HARNESS
Baker’s Bread
Sold
at
Al) Grocers
»ewer Pipe for »ale
'"or Sale »II «uta of newer
uni »«wet counactiuas
McMahan
"Slam ma.” queried
little Willie,
“what Is bush?’ ”
“Why do you ask, dear?” said bls
1 mother
• “Because.” explained the observing
urchin. ’when 1 asked »l»ter whet
made her balr all mussed after her
bean was here this afternoon »be said.
- 'Hush, dearChicago New*.
with the problem of Luy ng Hnrness
you will find it distinctly adveufa.
geon* to come and do vour *eW?'t
mg here. You wdl get tbe be»t
qualities, the moat thorough and
conscientious workmanship and be
charged the moat reasonable price*.
<• can supply «ingle or double
"'eta or any «ingle article that you
may l>e in need of
W. A, Williams it Co. ,
Nrai
tu r>Uaa<H*k Coast* Bank
Deadlier and Safer.
“I-eCs send tbe cxar a bomb coocaal-
•d Ic u plum pudding."
“Why not merely send him a plum
pudding?" suggested tbe other cal lot a
plotter
“If be eats It our work a
done and we run no risks."—Louisville
Courier Journal.
If you would rate* others ttve your
»elf as a muusisi*.—Farrar.
SELECTING A JURY.
Mathvdi of th» Prowcution In • e,,,t
Crimin>l Cate.
In his book "Courts. Criminals aud
the Camorra" Arthur Train, ones an
assistant district attorney in
York. t.)l* how Juries are <*r“wn for “
great <riu;mal trial. For a month be
fore a trial “.'» -Mr- Train' ®'ery
mentor of tbe Jury pauel has beeu
subjected to an unseen Inquisitorial
orocess lb* district attorney knows
a good deal about every prospectl'e
Juror aud percimuce has difficulty in
restraining » «toile when he meets
with delil*r“te equivocation tn answe
to au imixntaut question as to per
sonal history:
”Are you acquainted with the accus
ed or his family?" mildly inquires the
assistant prosecutor.
“No. not at all,” the talesman may
blandly reply.
Tbe answer perhaps Is literally true,
and vet th prosecutor may be pardon
ed for murmuring "Liar!” to himself
as he sees that his memorandum con
cerning tbe Juror's qualifications states
that be belongs to tbe same “lodge
with tbe prisoner's unde by marriage
aud carries no open account ou his
bocks with tbe defendant's father.
••1 think we will excuse Mr. Ana
nias." politely remarks tbe prosecutor.
Then in an undertone he turns to bls
chief and mutters: "The old rascal!
He would have knifed us Into a thou
sand pieces if we’d given him the
chance!” And all this time tbe dis
gruntled Mr. Ananias is wondering
why. If be didn’t "know tbe defendant
or his family,” he was not accepted as
a juror.
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QUEER SPORT IN CHINA.
Dropping a Pheasant With a Twenty-
four Pound Gun.
Foreign sportsmen in China always
observe with curious interest the ma
neuvers of native hunters.
An English sportsman tells of an
Incident be witnessed at the well
known Shaba, or lower barrier, of
Nadoo creek, in north China. A native
shooter had bis gingal with him—a
most uncanny looking weapon. That
there might be no question as to its
length, it was placed upright alongside
the Briton. It exceeded his height by
two feet two inches, making the piece
of ordnance over eight feet in length.
Englishmen sometimes complain of the
weight of their own guns—six and a
half to seven aud a half pounds. So
it Is astonishing to behold a Chinese
hunter carrying a twenty-four pound
gun all day long.
This particular native was accom-
panted by a small, odd looklug animal,
which the foreigner was assured was
a dog. Observation of the hunter aud
dog at work made a deep impression
upon tbe stranger.
A hen pheasant happened to drop
into a furrowed field at feeding time.
The native took her bearings, crept up
as closely as be safely could, put down
his gun on a bit of higher ground, and
kept It trained on tbe bird. Meantime
the dog lay down across the barrel of
tbe gun, thus serving as a screen for
bls master. When the proper moment
had arrived, the man fired, the bird
was killed upon the ground, and tbe
dog remained on the barrel until bls
master took up the gun to reload.—
Youth’s Companion.
ASKED BUT ONE FAVOR,
And Mm*. Carnot Shunned Politics
While M. Camo» W»e I" Office.
Under the title “The Women of the
Elvsee” the Indepeudance Beige In a
recent issue relates u number of stories
pertaining to tl.e wives of various presi
dents of tbe French republic and gives
to Mme. Sadi-Carnot the place of hon
or. She was twenty years old when
she marrietl the young engineer, who
was theu receiving a salary ot $500 a
}ear She had been a student and bad
assisted her father. Dupon-Withe, In
his economic researches.
••Although she exercised great In
fluence over her busband,” tbe writer
says "she never asked a political favor
and uever was known to meddle with
affairs of state. Once in the course of
i
her seven years’ residence ut the Ely-
see she asked a favor at the hands of
a cabinet minister. Delcasse was sec
retary of colonial affairs, and after a
dinner at the palace Mme. Carnot told
blm she bad a favor to ask. He was
surprised when he heard that she
wanted some postage stamps for a
poor boy collector in whom she bad
become Interested.
"Wlien after Carnot's tragic death a
fund was created for a charity to bear
his name Mme. Carnot gave a large I
sum and then sold the jewels which
she bad worn ou state occasions and
gave tbe proceeds also. Tbe govern
ment's steps toward voting her a pen
sion were halted by Mme. Carnot, who
said she would accept none.”
YOUR USELESS CHIN
What
Mechanical or Physiological
Purpose Does It Serve?
“What is your chin for?” is the odd
query raised by Sir Ray Lankester, the
scientist, who says he Is unable to find
any mechanical or physiological pur
pose which the chin serves.
“The fact that modern races of man
kind have chins and most primitive
men whose remains have been found
did not have them naturally leads to
speculation as to why this Is so,” he
said.
Dr. Forbes Ross agrees with Sir Ray
that the chin is useless In itself, but
gives tbe following explanation of the
reason for It:
"All animals that browse have no
chin at all. Their teeth slant forward
to allow them to reach easily things
that would otherwise be beyond their
reach. The moment man gave up
browsing on green things and became
less and less an animal his teeth grew
erect, and his jaw bad to accommodate
itself. Erect teeth prove man to be far
removed from ruminants, and therefore
a man with a well marked Jaw is fur
ther removed from ruminants than a
man without. That's why we are in
clined to regard a man without a defi
nite chin as possessing a mind rather
like a sheep, without determination,
without character.”—New York A m eri-
can.
Changing a Name,
How a patronymic may be trans
formed out of all recognition is shown
by un Instance quoted by Cosmo lunes
in his work on surnames:
"James Halfpenny, a Dublin citizen,
throve In trade, and bis children In
duced him In bis later years to change
the name, which they regarded as un
dignified. This be did chiefly by drop
ping the last letters. He was burled as
Whan Join Rimed With Vine.
James Halpen. The fortune of the
Some mispronounciatlons of today family did not recede, aud his sou after
once enjoyed tbe highest standing. We renouncing retail dealing looked about
must not think that Shakespeare was for a euphonious name. He made no
sinning when he rimed groin, swine. scruple of dropping tbe unnecessary
Indeed, ol. like long I (as In Ice), sur “h." and, that being done. It was easy
vived regularly through the eighteenth to go In for the Celtic rage, which
century. When a countrywoman of Walter Scott had Just raised to a great
our time watches the kettle bile or height. Consequently he who had run
jlnes the church she has behind her tbe streets as little Kenny Halfpenny
Cowley's Join, vine; Gray’s shine. Join; came out at the assemblies of the day
Pope’» Join, divine; Dryden’s Join, de as Kenneth McAlpin."
sign: Addison's find. Joined; Coleridge's
Joined, mind; Wordsworth’s Joined,
Tom Thumb and th» Iron Duk».
kind, and Byron's aisles, tolls. Indeed,
The Duke of Wellington called fre
so late a writer as Bulwer gives us quently to see the little general at his
mind, enjoined, which sounds as dia public levees. The first time he called
lectical as Gray'» toil, smile. It Is no the general was personating Napoleon
wonder that Joel Barlow, the author Bonaparte, marching up and down tbe
of our own great typographical epic, platform and apparently taking snuff
’The Columblad.” Jlued Join and dl- in deep meditation. He was dressed
vine.—Yale Review.
I d the well known uniform of the em
peror. 1 Introduced him to the Iron
Aboontmindod La Fontaino.
Duke, who luqulred tbe subject of bis
La Fontaine, whose fables are the meditations.
delight of adult Frenchmen and their
"I was thinking of the loss of the
children's earliest task, was very ab battie of Waterloo,” was tbe little
sentminded. He went to the court of general’s Immediate reply.—P. T. Bar
Louis XVI. to present a copy of his num’s Life.
fables to tbe king. And be forgot the
book Fortuuately, tbe king knew La
Pictures on the Rocks.
Fontaine, his fables and his foibles and
Art dealers who go to picture sales
gave him a thousand pistoles (about have a curious expression which they
»250). Unfortunately, though. La Fon us* when the bidding for a picture
taine left the money in bis hired stops at a price much lower than It
carriage on bi* way back to Pari».
wns expected to bring. They look at
one another aud remark, "It’s on the
Th» Dear Friend».
rocks already " When they utter that
“You should not talk about that girl cryptic remark a wreck usually fol
I d that fashion.”
lows—New York Press.
"Why not?“
’The Bible says we should love our
Th» Cellar.
enemies ™
“Mary, ha a any one called while I
"She ain’t no enemy; she's a friend was out?”
of mine."—Houston Boat
"Yes. ma’am; Mr. Biggs was bere,
"Mr Biggs?
I don’t recall 1the
Shakespeare en the Road.
name.”
Hamlet bad Just been bit by a cold
“No. ira'sm; be called to see me.
storage egg. whereupon be turned ma’am."—Strand Magazine.
gravely to bls audience.
"How truly spoke tbe good Marcel
Grataful to Him.
luar quoth be “Something Is rotten
She—Oh Jack, I’m awfully glad yot,
In tbe state of Denmark!”—Harper's proposed. He—Then you accept
me;
Weekly.
She-Well, no; but you see. your pro
puss I puts me even with Kitty Cobb
Inquisitive.
who had the most of any giH in~ou>
"Could you lv»ru to love me?"
set-Boston Transcript
“I don’t kuow.” replied the girt,
"What Is your partlculsr system of ln-
M»awt It Kindly.
stnicttoor-Washington Herald.
Aunt iwtth her two nieces at a con
cert) tlh. but this Is tedious! let m.
It la alwaya easier to stand off and take vour fan. Ida. so 1 can bide my
erlttctss than it ta to nub in and help
»awning behind It Otga-Take mine
—Sydney Smith.
auntie, It’» bigger.-Fliegend» Better
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CORK TREE BARK.
If Carefully Removed a N»w Supply
Grows In a Few Years.
As most people know, cork Is the
outer bark of an oak. This tree, known
to tbe botanists us Quercus sober, is
an evergreen, native to the Mediter
ranean region, and is cultivated in
France, Spain, Portugal, Italy, Moroc
co, Tunis and Algiers. If carefully
done removing tbe bark does uot in
jure tbe tree, and a new supply may
be obtained from tbe same specimen
after a few years.
We are so familiar with the use of
cork for the stoppers of bottles that
we seldom realize its manifold other
uses, though its connection with bob-
ties dates back only about 500 years.
YVe so commonly speak of tbe stopper
of a bottle as a cork that we see no
Incongruity in the expression "a rub
ber cork.”
Just as our word for stopper has
been derived from tbe word cork, so
cork Itself has probably been derived
from tbe Spanish corcho, which in
turn Is derived from the Latin cortex,
meaning rind. Some authors, however,
would derive cork from quercus, the
generic name of all oaks.
Cork is present In the bark of all
trees, though in quantities too small to
make it useful in tbe many ways in
which cork from the cork oak is em
ployed. Tbe cork barked elm, tbe
sweet gum and a few others have
strongly developed cork.
BURIED ALIVE FORTY DAYS.
i
Queer Test a Hindu Fakir Is Said to
Have Survived.
Dr. Konlgberger, a physician In tbe
Punjab, doubting the frequently re
peated stories of tbe Hindu fakirs who
claimed to be able to sustain life fo.r a
considerable time after burial in the
earth by tbe process known as “swal
lowing the tongue,” determined to
make the most rigid tests and exclude
all possible fraud.
One of these Brahman fakirs allowed
himself to be buried by the doctor aDd
ids suspicious colleagues in a well
fastened and sealed vault. The burial
lasted 6ucb a long time—for forty days
—that some corn planted upon the soil
above the vault sprouted before the
unhappy fellow was released. Then
the Hindu was freed, subjected by the
doctor to restoratives and lived happily
ever afterward.
Sir Henry Lawrence, an English sci
entist who assisted the German savant,
substantiated tbe account Tbe chest
In wblcb the fakir was burled was
firmly sealed, and when the fellow was
brought out he was cold and apparent
ly lifeless.
Readers of Stevenson will recall the
Master of Ballantrae’s fatal attempt to
escape from his murderers by this
trick.—London Family Herald.
Burglars and the Law.
Remarklug that many members of
tbe public feel some doubt as to tbe
precise extent to which the law will
uphold them In using violence to defeat
or capture a burglar, the Law Journal
of London says: "A peaceful tres
passer must be requested to depart In
peace, and only on his refusal can
force be used to remove him, but a
violent or an armed trespasser can be
removed without such a request As
a general rule, however. It Is not law
ful to kill even a person assaulting one
or stealing one’s goods. Unless one's
life Is I d danger such an act Is at best
manslaughter. Possibly In tbe defense
of one's home tbe use of firearms U
Justifiable, even If no violence to tbe
person Is threatened, but this is very
doubtful."
A Lost Chance.
Years ago a man named Saltzmann
owned an estate In Griqualand. South
Africa, and adjoining his property was
an old, rundown farm that bad not
been worked on account of Its poor soil
and lack of necessary water. The own
er of the farm met Herr Saltzmann one
day and offered to trade the farm for
an old waistcoat he had seen him wear
ing. As Saltzmann did not wish to
burden himself with a piece of worth
less land, be kindly refused the offer.
A few years later big, clear diamonds
were found on tills waste stretch, and
now thousands of pounds could not
purchase It—London Mall.
Not Very Reassuring.
He—Your father called me a timber
wolf. What did he mean by that? She
—Ob, that’s Just one of pa’s political
expressions. He used to live out west,
you know, and nothing ever pleased
him so much as to shoot a timber wolf
before breakfast Of course, be didn’t
mean anything by It—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
Papa’s Fault.
Father—I have Just beard that that
Incorrigible eon of mine baa Juat mar
ried a well knowu actress. Daughter—
Well, you have yourself to blame, fa
ther. Father—How do you make that
out?
Daughter—Haven't you often
told him to bitch hla wagon to a star?
All Over.
’‘Well, dear, I guess the honeymoon
la over."
“Why do yon say that?" pouted tbe
bride.
“I bare been taking stock, and 1 flbd
that I am down to *2 65."—Washington
Herald.
Wasted Advice.
Father—My son. remember th’s—no
man ever accomplished much who
talked at bis work. Son— How about a
lecturer, dad?—Boston Transcript
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ortgluaUty Ln its birth.—Black wood. ,
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