Tillamoolc Headlight, January 8,
1913.
!
latest inventions of otber creottv»
THE OLD STUFF.
HE CAUGHT IT.
brains. “I aiust go out and look for a
job of some kind tomorrow. If my My eon. when you go to a vodyvflto al
but Nat In the Way He Had ExpeatoM
TouU notice (bat people will • hr tea
e eyes didu't trouble me so much I'd try
ar Deaired.
e bookkeeping, but what's tbe use? I U hikes they have heard since the to
| 'I be ferry dock was crowded
long anu
believe Sarah has a boiled dinner to
weary - bomegoers
--------
. • through the
And heard twenty times every wash.
when
day. Well. 1'iu glad of that If there's "he moral la plain it you'll road aa 1
crowd
rushed
a
man-hot.
excited. to-
nut:
• one thing I enjoy It is an old fashion
■ Sen to the chin with bundles of every
e ed boiled dluuer.”
A novelty adds to our zest.
e
ihn|ie Hial size He sprluted dowu the
Evideiices of the dinner of corned But when It comes down to extracting 1
e
“moti"
pier. Ills eye« fixed ou a ferryboat tmiy
A
New
| beef and cabbage jiermeated tbe little
Tba old stuff acts over the heat.
e
two or three feet out from tbe pier.
Mr. Top
e bouse from front to latck
Resolution
He |tauned but an instant on the atrla*-
bam leaned back iu bls chair and II may be all rlaht when you're u eart
e
a dame
plece. aud then, cheered ou by tbe
e smoked easily aud read tbe |>aper froiu
Tu talk about Ibaen and such;
crowd, he made a flying leap across tbe
beginning to eud, not even omitting tost. lake it from me—If you'd wla at 1
Intervening stretch of water aud land-
By MILDRED JERNEGAN
tbe “want" columns, which were pain
game.
I You won't slick to Ibsen so mush.
eti safely ou tbe deck. A fat man bap-
fully suggestive of work.
tell her that she's of a beau
petted tu be standing on tbe exact spot
In tbe kitchen Sarah Topbam flew Tevi'll mold.
ou which be struck, and they both
The Topbams grew poorer every around from table to stove, to sink and
A stunner becomingly dr o ope d.
went dowu with a resounding crash
year. Ou the 1st day of January pantry aud back to table again. There Tsa'U tell all the Ilea that met
have told.
When tbe arriving man bad somewhat
Samuel Topham registered a solemn was a high color in ber cheeks, and
The old stuff gets over the Seal
recovered bls breath be apologised to
vow that on tbe very uext day be : ber blue eyes flashed strangely as she .
tbe fat man. “I hope I didn't hurt
would set forth in quest of work for went to and fro. preparing tbe good to politico, business, society. aM
you.” be said. “I am sorry. But, any
■owever the world has progroa«e<
the ensuing year—work that would dinner, tilling iu gaps of time witb tbe
■ eUli remains true to tbe words I
way, I caught tbe boat!”
bring him in a steady income with making of a cake or a batch of biscuit
pan
"But. you idiot” aaid tbe fat
which to support his growing family. for tbe customers who were only too
“Yhe old stuff gets over the heat
"tbe boat waa coming la!"
On tbe 2d day of January Mr. Top glad to buy her toothsome wares.
A knock came at tbe back door, fol
bam usually had a brilliant idea—a
He Wished For Her.
A Gun In th»
brain splitting conception of a patent lowed by tbe anxious face of ber near-
They were dining in a restaurant
dishwashing machine or a baby tender ■ est neighbor. Mrs. Morris.
"I’m iu a heap of trouble, Mrs. Top-
and be bad ordered a whole roast
that mlgbt take tbe place of a paid
chicken.
nursemaid, or an automatic flapjack baiu." began tbe visitor, sinking into a
“You see." be explained as be show
griddle which not only would grease chair, "and when I smelled your boiled
Itself, but would also tip a suspended dinner 1 wondered if you wouldn't help
ed ber tbe wisbbone. "you take bold
pitcher of batter so that one might I me out.”
bere. Then we must both make a
have a continuous succession of well
wlnli aud pull, and when It breaks tbe
"What is it?” asked Sarah prac-
browued flapjacks as fast as one could i tically.
one who has tbe bigger part of It will
remove them from the self greasing,
have bls or ber wish gratified."
"You know we never have dinner at
nonburning, self adjusting griddle. noon ou Saturday: I always wait and
“But 1 don't know what to wish
Anything in tbe way of a work saver have it when William comes home at 7
for." she protested.
or labor eliminator appealed to the in o’clock. Today 1 only bad a few sand
“Ob, you can think of something,'*
ventive faculty of Samuel Topham.
lie said.
wicbes for lunch, because Pm going
As these ideas attacked Samuel on down to my sister's to dinner tonight,
“No. I can't." she replied. “I can't
the second day of the new year, of and William will meet me there. Not
think of anything I want very much.”
course be then abandoned tbe idea of five minutes ago I had a telephone call
"Well. I'll wish for you!” be ex-
seeking manual labor and devoted from the depot saying that my aunt
■Tes. air; with this weapon you are claimed.
himself exclusively to tbe perfecting of and her busband and their four chil absolutely invincible.”
"Will'you. reallyF* »be asked.
thl» latest patent. Under these cir dren are passing through bere on their
"Yes."
cumstances It became necessary for way to Westlake and will be at my
"Well. then, there's no vise fooling
Mrs. Topham to And some means of bouse at dinner time: that's fifteen min
with the ol<l wishboue." she interrupt
supplying her husband and seveu lit utes, and I haven't got a mouthful tn
ed. with a glad smile, “you can have
tle daughters witb food and clothing. the house to eat. and they are great
!"-Fuu Magazine.
This sbe did by home baking. She did providers and have regular farm api>e
it cheerfully and without complaint, tltes. Would you sell me your dinner?"
To After Dinner Speaker«,
for tbe Topbams, great and small, had i Sarah puckered her brow an Instant
If .von are enthusiastic and amtrt-
infinite faith in “pa’s” inventions and ami then It cleared. “Yes. of course.”
tlonx. why uot begin In tba following
contentedly scrimped and saved so that she said sensibly. “Shall I dish it up
mn liner?
one day all of them mlgbt live sumptu for von. or will you carry tbe pots over?
I shall detain you only—
ously on tbe proceeds of his success— I've got a |KJt of lotatoes boiled sepa
As I look about me—
when It should really come to pass.
Before 1 begin my remarks I should
rateiy.”
Ou this particular New Year’s rnoru-
like—
"I'll take the pots over. Have you
iug Samuel bad registered bls custom
IVe are confronted by a greet—
got a pie to spare?”
ary vow with more than his accustom-
I bad not inteuded thia evening—
"Yes." snid Sarah calmly, bringing
ed vigor.
The past Is behind us, but tbe great
the last pie in the house and folding it
•'There's no use talking. Sarah,” he
"Very well. then, band over your future—
In a clean napkin. "Want any help?”
kitchen ,
said, sinking heavily
_____ . into
___ __ a ______
The new generation Is even now—
“No. indeed. I've got time to run cash.”—Pele Mele.
chair and looking appealingly at bls
The vital problem of tbe day la—
hack and forth. I'm a thousand times
plump little wife from bis prominent
Thtolen the "Etheth."
It Is possible that there may ba some
obliged to you, Mrs. Topham. I’ll bring
light blue eyes, “I haven’t got tlie
One morning tbe Brownsville Sento- In this audience who
my pocketbook over uext trip.”
heart to see you go tbrougb another
lt requires a great deal of courage
At 12:30 Sarah Topbam called ber rtau published tbe following ludicrous
year like the last. Tomorrow morning
to—
seven little girls in to dinner, and. as announcement:
I shall set out and find a job. some-
I have hesitated to mention this mat
“It ith witb deep regret that we an
this was the signal for Samuel to also
thing that will at least bring us in
appear at the table, they all gathered noutice to our many frlendtb and tbub- ter before, but—
bread and cheese.”
When we consider some of tbeae MW
t her I berth in thlth mornlngth edition
about the board together.
“You've snid that before, Sam," re-
The little girls clapped their bands that tbltb ethtablithmeut watb robbed problems that press In upon us we—
turned Sarah placidly. “You haven't
over a great dish of boiled rice and a latbt night and all the ‘ethetb* In
gM to worry about that. I’m making
huge pitcher of milk that formed th« tbtock were thtolen. It Ith evident
enough from my baking to pay the gro-
Qeneroaity.
that tbe motive for tbltb crime watb
principal dishes on the table.
-W and butcher, and we can wear our
“It's easy to be generous when Mr
Tbe face of Samuel Topham was a purely malicioutb. tbuppothedly per
old clothes for a little while louger. 1
study in disappointment when be sur petrated by tbome unknown and ln- mi demand la grad fled.” exclaimed
am sure the automatic griddle will be
veyed tbe plain meal. Sarah avoided vltblble enemy of tbltb lutbtltutlon. Henry Miller, tbe actor. “There was
a money maker. Why, whenever I feel
bls eyes ami (toured out two cups of Intbtead of embarratbthlng utb tbuf- otice a little girl who Invaded tbe draw
extra tired I Just think how easy we
flclently to prevent tbe Tbentorlan lug room where ber slater's fiance was
tea.
will have it when that automatic grid
from going to pretbth, atb watb in waiting.
“
You
’
ve
forgotten
tbe
boiled
dinner,
”
dle Is on the market and you”—
“'Here.' said the child, "bere la a
tended, we have tburmonnted all dtffl-
he
ventured
rather
timidly.
Samuel lifted a fat hand and shook
cultleth and are pleathed to tbupply our randy for you.' And sbe gave Hilary
"Ob.
no;
there
isn
’
t
any
boiled
din-
bls bend sadly, "rm afraid that the
patrontb with a larger and more inter- McMasters a bard, white lozenge.
automatic griddle Is not a success.” be uer." returned Sarah Calmly. “I sold
"•Oh. what a nice white lozenge!*
it to Mrs. Morris. She had unexpected etbtlng Tbentorlan than utbual thlth
announced in 11 hollow voice.
morning. We wltbb to stbtbure our said the young man, putting it In bis
company.'*
"Not—a— success?” Sarah Topham's
"Sold the dinner? Are we to eat this frlendth that before the next Itbtbue mouth and beginning to tuck vigor
voice showed more genuine dismay
—
rice?" Mr. Topbam's voice was elo goeth to pretbth we will be tbupplled ntiMly.
than it bad done in the ease of tbe
“ 'Yes. fon t It?' ll«ped the little girl,
with three timetb atb many 'ethetb'
quent
of disgust.
failure of the dishwasher and tbe baby
'It was Ktrlix-d wlv pink ouce.'
nth the t beo il nd rei tbtolef*
"Of
course.
It
’
s
very
nourishing.
tender, which hud been the last two
luting's Magazine
inventions of her husband's restless Samuel. You kuow tbe Japanese liv«
Why He Couldn’t Go In.
brain
Now she removed her hands almost entirely upoti rice and fish.
Weather Wise.
A small but very black negro was
from a bowl of Hour and surveyed I They whipped tbe Russians, you
In s certain town tlie local forecaster
know.
”
standing
very
erect
at
one
aide
of
tbe
Samuel's gloomy countenance with a
door of a house where a colored mao ot the Heatlier was so often wrong
"1 kuow. But I’m hungry. Sarah.”
severe look on her usually good ua-
“if you eat rice enough. Samuel. I'm bad Just died Tbe services were ationt ■ that hi« predictions becnine a »funding
tured face. "You have heard suiue-
sure you can get along
I've been to begin, when the negro clergy ma ■ I Jol'.e. t<> hl« uo email annoyance, tor he
thing new?' sbe asked
thinking
that
we
would
live
entirely ap[iean-d at tbe door and said to tbe was very sensitive. At length. In de
I
"Yes
I had a letter—a most ¡tecul-
spair of living dowu his reputation, In
on
rice
until
the
automatic
griddle
la a little fellow:
larly worded letter—from Mr. Bow-
naked fiendipiarteni to transfer him to
"Tbe
services
are
about
to
begin
success.
Rice
is
cheap,
aud
we
need
man.” admitted Samuel, taking au en-
another station.
Aren't you coming Inside?'
velo|>e from bis pocket and surveying all I can earn to”—
A brief correspondence ensued.
“I would If I could." said tbe small
"Oil. very well. Sarah, you needn't
the superscription resentfully.
"Why.’- asked headquarters. "do you
"Well, what did be say. Samuel? explain any further." said Samuel, witb boy. "but you see I’s de crape.”—La wish to be transferred?*
You know you asked him for a candid great dignity, aud forthwith attacked dies' Home Journal.
•'Because." tbe forecaster promptly
opinion of Its merits. He's your sec bls rice aud milk gloomily.
replied, "tbe climate doesn’t agree with
All
the
afternoon
be
spent
in
moody
Generosity.
ond cousin and ought not to be afraid
me."—Bellman.
cogitation before tbe air tight stove in
A large, husky negro and a »mall
to speak right out.”
"He spoke right out," muttered Sam tbe parlor. He did not see bis wife Frenchman were sawing a large piece
slip quietly out of the side door and of timber for tbe Boston subway with
uel bitterly.
hasten down tbe street and turn into a heavy crosscut saw. each In turn
”What did be say?’
"He said." returned Samuel reluc tbe wide driveway of Moses Bowman’s pulling It back and forth. A pugilistic
tantly. "that no one except an unmid- handsome borne. He did not see ber man stopped to watcb the o(ierntion.
jated Idiot and a constitutionally lazy when sbe returned with flushed cbeekn After a few moments be strolled up to
tbe negro and dealt him a blow, aay-
and» shiftless loafer would ever have aud resumed her work in tbe kltcben
"Rice for supper, too?’ be asked die Ing
»pent a year of God's good time io
“Give tbe aaw to tbe little fellow If
perfecting such a fool'a idea as my mally at U o'clock that night.
"Yes. indeed. I'm greatly taken witb be wants it”—Harper a.
automatic griddle. I believe you mlgbt
tbe
Ideu.
Samuel.
”
cried
bls
wife
en
call that a candid opinion.”
"Why —tbe—idea!" gasped Sarah Top thusiastically. “Let us live upon rice
A Gallant Answer.
and milk until one of your inventlone
ham angrily.
"Ton seem to be an ablebodied man.
is
(lerfected.
I
’
m
sure
the
children
are
"1 «ball seek a Job tomorrow,” went
You ought to be strong enough to
willing to do it ”
I work.”
on Samuel weakly
Mr. Topham »aid nothing at all in
He was surprised at bis wife's
“I know, mum. And you seem to be
prompt reply. "It's a good Idea. Sam reply, and when tbe meal was cod - beautiful enough to go on tbe stage,
uel." »be said energetically.
"I'm eluded he put on bis bat and left tbs but evidently you prefer tbe simple
sfrald that we haven't capital enough bouse. It was significant that be. too. life.”
turned into tbe Moses Bowman place,
to wait until tbe griddle la a success.”
After that speech he got a square
At 9 be returned to find Sarah darn- meal and no reference to tbe wood pile.
“Of course. Sarah, when you lo«e
faith In me I must go to tbe wall." ing stockings before tbe fire.
-Meddler.
“Whet ar« yon using that above!
“I've got a Job. Sarah," be said in
said Samuel Topbam with dignity, and
torr
00. folding tbe frankly written letter a heartbroken voice. “Moses Bowman
Mia Choice.
“To dig with, you ninny.”
of bin wood cousin, tbe Inventor left says be will give me a life Job In bls
Blobba—If yon ware going In for mo
“What are you digging for?'
office
an
nsnl»tant
bookkeeper
I've
tbe kitchen and strolled into the par
str which Instrument would you
“Oh. for about twenty minute«.”—
lor of the cottage, where hla morrta taken it nnd go to work Monday morn choose?
Pittsburgh Pruaa.
I can't live on rice sod milk
chair was drawn before a glowing lit ing
Blobba—Wail, I’ve always thought I
whether tbe world lone» flapjack grid would Ilka to be a aololat on a caab
tle air tight stove.
All Mo Had.
From tbe window be con Id see bls dies or not I don't suppose there ever regietoe - Philadelphia Record.
Henry Augustus was learning to
»even diminutive daughters coasting will be an Invention to equal that one "
drees himself. He was not as blg as
"I don't know at>out that" said Sa
down tbe bill that sloped from their
tbe name sound»
cottage to tl>e highroad
He sighed rab Topham to herself a« sbe broiled a
Mother, looking on. said. "Why. my
deeply. If bls wonderful at hemes had st silk sbe bad secreted to celebrate this
son. you have
shoes on the wrong
only carried out soccesafnlly these sev aMk'iiwted event *T don't know about
feet"'
I've an invention of my own
en daughters would each be an beflraan tbat
"WolL” sen
Henry Aegnstoa.
warning rich fur coats and «rmtoe tbnt would make me a millionaires» If
I have ta
"they're tbe only
hoods Instead of bright little red cap« t could get it on tbe market, but I
ont"—J
end cloaks fashioned by Sarsb'e busy gnem I’ll have to give It to my daugb
bands
tors for wedding gifts some day
I
"Hi-bum" sighed Samuel, filing bls goes» I'll call It Mrab Topbam's Au
pipe and reaching for tbe morning tomatic Genius Cure.* for it enrtatnly
newspaper. It was neeaaaary far Mam will make a man work when nothing
•»el to subscribe to a New York dally etoe appeals to him. Starve *
paper la order to keep track of the I any TkM’e my tovstlun!"
MRS. TOPHAM’S
INVENTION
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JOHN
Tillamook
& COUNSEL
L< »R-AT-LA W,
Tillamook Block, Tillamook,Or.
Room No 261.
at
Year’s
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&
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phnrra
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other remedies have as
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Our fresh, high grade
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Right prices
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m
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A Morning Reminder.
• *
You awake with a mean, naatV
taatein the mouth, which remitoie
you that your stomach is in a had
condition. It should also renaxi
you that there is nothing so good
for a disordered stomach aa
Chamberlain’s Stomach and Liver
lablets.
A
• Th«« I mm U up th. eyetawi. aaeM uatuvu
so VMUur. natural condMioM, and ar« to
trwaie to thmartton that on. hardly real-
■ are • neMketo. was taken. Chaaebartoto’a
Bewer ripe for Sal
For Hile s« 11 alzi s of s-eir t'p'
and «ewer connection». ><■<• I. II
McNabs a.
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