Tillamook Headlight, September 12, 1912
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FAMILY
RECIPES
’S
JOHN
L.
HENDERSON
» ATTORNEY & COUNSEL
I
LOR-AT-LAW,
I
THE FLAG AFLOAT.
ALMOST SHIPWRECKED.
Intricate Etiquette of the Stare and
Stripe» In the Navy.
Trying Ordeal For the Sailor Who
Wanted to Be a Master.
A VISION IN THE NIGHT,
Th« Man That Wai PoM(i on
of ths Pr»cipice,
Through the billy cuunt
Joseph Conrad, who was a sailor be
The etiquette ot the stars and stripes
Basques Harry A. Frau, k
1
fore
be
turned
author,
has
told
of
the
United States naval ships is al
way ou foot with few s<tventBZ“
-«a ® »' B" B 1 « T ■ » »
It Really Has No Legal Warrant aboard
most ho|>elessl.v Intricate to outsiders, examination that be underwent for his ■with many luterestlug ex,^*
i*-
Tillamook Block, Tillamook, Or.
writes Katherine E. Thomas In Joe master’s certificate. The examiner '
For Its Existence.
gan
by
trying
to
make
him
talk
non
the close of ouo day. he tell
The valued family re*
Chapple’s News-Letter. Rigid ruling
"Four Months Afoot In Spain ’ 1“
Room
No.
261
sense.
cipes for votigli and cold
of life aboard ship requires every of
gnu to clamber upward Into tlie ?
that
been
warned
of
•* cure, liiiimciits, tonics and
I
bail
“But
YET IT RULES THE NATION i ficer or man on reaching or leaving the 1 fiendish
trait and contradicted him talus that rose high in the dark
quarter deck formally to salute the
W otlp-i ti-ht’cclies have as
BOTTS,
I national ensign, which salute must be with great assurance. Alter awhile lie sky ahead. The night grew b|,c ",
h careful attention here as
the heavens were overcast, but h '
A ttornky - at -L aw .
Thia Moat Powerful »nd Important as formally returned by the officers of left off. So far good. Placing me thea
marches on into the il rl: lvii
the
most
intricate
prescrip
in
a
ship
of
a
certain
size
nt
sea
under
la
Without
In the World
*
the watch at hand.
not confused by any artificial ii ?|
Complete set of Abstract Books e Committee
tions.
All officers and men. however, must certain conditions of weather, season,
Staff, a Secretary, a Seal or a Min
may still see moderately well
™
stand at attention whenever the "Star and ac forth, be ordered me to execute
n »fi’t. l’i<?i pu'I f yr non
ute Book and Haa No Fixed Home.
It was two hours perhaps after mJ
ù
Our fresh, high grade
Spangled Banner” Is played unless en a certain maneuver. Before I was half fall, and the road, Rs lMge
i Sidney low, the English writer, calls gaged at tlie time In some duty that ab through with it he did some material
y drugs will help to make
Re3Ìtfcu(s.
' attention to the fset that the British solutely prohibits their doing so. This damuge to the ship. As soon as I had precipice above unfathomable J?
fa these remedies more effec-
Tillamook Block.
cabinet has really no standing lu law, respect must be paid to the national air grappled with that difficulty be caused' was winding ever higher round £
tive than ever.
though it is actually the body which of any country when an official repre another to present itself, and when shoulder ot a mammoth peak r.
Both phones.
í
rules England. He makes several in sentative of that country is aboard that, too, was met he stuck another suddenly I saw a man, a denser b «
also
Right prices
teresting statements ill describing the ship. Nor does the courtesy cease at ship before me. creating a very danger uess against the sea of obaiunn
assn red.
standing stock still on the utmost^
I
situation.
this, for at morning and evening col ous situation. I felt slightly outraged
The British cabinet has long been ors all pulling boats when passing near by this ingenuity in piling trouble upon of the highway.
C ar L 1IABERLACH,
"Bueuas tardes!” I greeted him |B,
' one of the mysteries of that greater a foreign man of war must lie on their a man
mystery, the British constitution. To oars, and the coxswain salutes, stand
" ’I wouldn't have got into that mess.’ low voice, almost afraid that a bum
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
be quite exact. Indeed, it is not correct ing to face the colors in bls salute, I suggested mildly. ‘1 could have seen tone would send him topplin - b«7
ward to bls death.
to call it a part of the British constl- and steamers must stop their engines. that ship.’
Reliable Druggist.
He neither answered nor moved |.
tution. for strictly speaking it is un-
Tillamook Block
"
’
No.
you
couldn
’
t.
The
weather
’
s
When a foreign ship of war enters a
stepped closer.
known to the constitution. The cabinet harbor or passes a fortification It Is thick.’
I "You have rather a dangerous «4,
today’rules the country, but It has customary to hoist at the main the flag
"'Ob!’ I apologized blankly.
no legal status. It was not until about of the country whose waters it visits
"The examiner did not Btop there. tlon, verdad. senor?”
Still he stared motionless at J
EORGE WILLETT,
1901 that the word “cabinet” appeared and to salute it. and the nearest fort i Difficulty followed difficulty in the Im
Bt
TOWER’S FISH BRAND
through the darkness. I moved qm«.
or oilier official
the
notice
paper
on
aginary
homeward
voyage
until
when
or
battery
returns
the
salute.
When
a
I
forward and, thrusting out a ¡3]
REFLEX SLICKER
document
foreign warship is in United States just off a lee shore with outlying sand
KEEPS OUT ALL THE RAIN
A cabinet minister takes the same waters and fires such a salute it 1» banks the examinee said desperately. touched him on the sleeve, it
hard, as If frozen. For an instant I re
that every privy councilor takes, returned exclusively by the nearest bat ’I shall have to think a little, sir.’
Tillamook Commercial Building. oath
n*r«NTto
“to be a true and faithful servant tery. the United States ships remain
“ 'Doesn't look as if there were much coded, then with a sudden Instineth,
movement passed a hand quickly and
unto the king’s majesty as one of his ing silent
time to tuink,’ was the sardonic reply.
T illamook
O rkgon .
majesty's privy council" and "to keep
" ’No. sir.’ the examinee responded, lightly over bls face. Was 1 dreaming»!
Under no circumstances is a salute
i
That, too, was hard nnd cold. I spraog
secret all matters committed and re
permitted from a United States vessel •not on board a ship; but. then. I
vealed unto you or that shall be treated
back and, rummaging hastily througi
In honor of any nation or any official could see. As It is, so many accidents
T. bo ALS, M.D.,
secretly in council.” The entire body
my
pockets, found one broken match. ’
have
happened
that
I
really
can
’t
re
of a nation not formally recognized by
of the privy council Is supposed to ad
member wbat there’s left for me to The wind was rushing up from the bo«,
the
government
of
the
United
States,
vise the sovereign on affairs of state, I
no ship of the navy is permitted work with. Have I two anchors at the tomless gulf below. 1 struck a light,
WATEH
bolding It In the hollow of my hand,
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, but to be made a privy councilor to and
TMESF ®
to lower her sails or dip her ensign bow, sir?’
C annot
day is practically an empty honor. It
" 'Yes. But there's only one cable. and in the instant before it was blown I
P fflex E dges
R un I n Ar
unless to return a courtesy. On the
Is regarded ns a high compliment, but
out I caught a few words of an inscrip, j
TILLAMOOK.
P rotect You »
T he F ront
other hand, when passing or being You’ve lost the other.’
tlon on a pedestal:
If a privy councilor Is not a member
“
'Then
I
would
back
them
if
1
could
passed b.v a foreign ship of war at 1
W aterproof —D urable
of the cabinet he hears no secrets and
Erected to the Mem-
Tillamook Block.
close range all officers and men on and tall the heaviest hawser on board
SATISFACTION GUARANTEED
Thrown over this preclpice-
performs no official functions.
I deck are required to salute the foreign on tlie end of the chain before letting
$VO0 Everywhere
Bandlts— Night of-
All the executive nnd political func
A. J. TOWER CO.
flags and the sentries to present arms. go, and if «be parted from that, which
But
before
1 had made out date or
tions
of
privy
councilors
have
passed
BOSTON
is quiic likely, 1 would just do DOtb' name I was in darkness again.
Tower Toronto
BPf^
into the hands of those of them who t
Ing.’
form the cabinet, which Is really a
BURNS IN THE RAIN
“ ‘Nothing more to do, eh?’
secret committee of the king’s servants
BRAGGED A BIT HIMSELF.
“ ’No, sir. I could do no mor«.’
who
in
practice
collectively
rule
the
In
Frope<
Way
to
Build
a
Campfire
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON country so long as they reninin tn of
" ‘You could always say your pray-
Stormy Weather.
era.’
I It Was About a Wonderful Naw Mi-
I There are several ways of building a
Tillamook Block,
fice.
chine Ha Had Seen.
"But the exhausted captain of this
"But.” an Sidney Low writes In an campfire that an ordinary rain will not vessel in multiform distress was not
“While I was running a bolt cutter at |
article In the London Dally Mail, “no put out. Tills Is one:
Tillaincok,
Oregon.
shipwrecked after all. He passed with the Kock Island shops lu Chicago,"
act of parliament ever gave them these
Lay two sticks on the ground par- credit”
writes a contributor to Railway and ’
powers, which could not be asserted or allel with each other and frotn two to
Locomotive Engineering, "I boarded I
i
defended tn nny court of law. They four times as far apart as the diame
at a house much frequented by loco
An
Art
Critie.
are due to prescription, accident and ters of the sticks Across these two
C. HAWK,
An actor who is known bb Lew is of motive engineers and firemen. These
custom.
lay two more, ns If you were starting
men talked a great deal about their tre
“Technically the cabinet ns a cabi a cob house. If necessary drive stakes German descent, and his father speaks
mendous feats in getting over certain
net can do nothing. It cannot even into the ground to keep the sticks in broken English. Lew says the old gen
tleman went to a big art gallery re hills without the help of a second loco
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, write a letter or Issue a signed order. place.
cently and came borne greatly en I motive.
It has not Indeed the menns of doing
For the next story of the cob house
“My opposite neighbor at table, t
thused.
so. for it does not keep a clerk or a use only one stick and place that on
“Saw a fine painting. Louis.” be said. young fellow who ran a lathe In the
BAY CITY, OREGON.
typewriter; ft has no office, nor has the side on which you are to be when
shop, grew tired of this monotonous
“You did?”
It any money wherewith to buy a sheet the fire Is burning. These five sticks
"Yes, it was a fine one—buntrets of bragging; he thought be was entitled
of note paper. The most powerful and may be green. Dry wood makes a bet
Important committee In the world Is ter tire, but it needs rebuilding sooner. people looking at it It must haf been to do a little talking himself. One
evening he called out to me:
without a staff, s secretary, a seal, a 1 Roof over the cob bouse with any word a buntret dollars, sure.”
I ” ‘Well, I went over ami saw that
"What was its name?” asked Lew.
minute book or a fixed location.
kind of dry wood. The harder the rain
-“Dot I can tell you not, but it was a new machine today, and it's astonish
“When a cabinet council sits it has the more there will have to be if this
REAL ESTATE,
ing the fine work it does.’
no agenda before it. nor has it any roof Is to shed the water. Each stick fine picture.”
“‘How does it work?' I inquired.
“Describe it to me."
i
record
of
what
was
done
at
its
last
of the roof should rest on the back log
F inancial A gent ,
“‘Well,’ said James, 'by means of I
“Veil,” said the old gentleman, “there
meeting. No one keeps the minutes, and on the last—the fifth—stick of the
■ nd It is still deemed a little contrary cob house and be kept In place by the I vas three fellers. Von vas playing the pedal attachment a fulcrum«! lew’
Tillamook, Oregon.
fife, von vus playing the drum, and der converts the vertical reciprocating
to etiquette for any minister to take a side sticks.
motion into a circular movement.
note of the proceedings or Indeed to
Fill the inside of the house with other bat a headache.”—New York
The principal part of the machine ba
Telegraph.
write anything nt the meetings nt all.
kindlings and set fire to them. The
huge disk that revolves In a vertical
“In fact, the cabinet council Is still roof will burn on the under side, where
GOYNE,
Ho Was Sarcsstie.
plane. Power is applied through the
treated as if it were nothing more the heat of the fire keeps it dry. As
Dubbleigb's car lay flat on Its aide axis of the disk, and when the »peed
than a casual private consultation be each stick burns through it falls Into
tween a few of the privy councilors. the fire that fills the interior of the and deep In the mud In the freshly of the driving arbor is moderate the
A ttornky - at -L aw .
It bears the traces of its ancestry, for cob house. The camper watches the plowed field, having skidded off the periphery of the apparatus 1» traveling
road, through the low Btone wall, to at a high velocity. Work is donv ■’
It was born over the dinner table.
nnd cooks through the opening
Office ; Opposite Court House. “It originated in the reign of Queen Are
get there.
this periphery. Pieces of the hardest
between the fore stick and the top
"Ah;” cried a passerby from the steel are by mere impact reduced to
Anne lu those famous Saturday din ■tick that supports the roof, He also
any shape the skilful operator desires.'
ners at which a select group of the feeds brands and small kindlings I roadside. "Had an accident?"
T illamook , O regon .
Dubbleigh tried to hold bis tongue.
" ‘What in the name of sense is that
privy council assembled to discuss the through this opening, but puts the
j but the strain was too much for him
machine, anyway?' demanded Tom
affairs of their party without the pres large sticks on the roof.
•«V«
__
A
»•
__
«>
•
•
■
"No, of course not.” he replied cold Briggs.
ence of the queen and of colleagues
It is surprising to see in bow
I
hard
“ ‘Oh. It’s a new grindstone.' replied
ly. “I’ve just bought a new car and
whose presence was not desired. The a rain this kind of fire will burn.
jJR. P. J. SHARP,
brought my old one out here to bury Janies, and a silence that could I* cat.
cabinet has always kept to the tradi Youth's Companion.
tion. It is a secret committee of gov
it Got a pickax and a shovel lu your with a butter knife fell upon U*
ernment and a secret committee of the
pocket you could lend me? 1 can't crowd.”
RESIDENT DENTIST,
The Flag Halyards.
i
dominant party in parliament, and
"Many a slender flagpole has been seem to dig very deep with my motor
It Wai Alive.
Office acroas the street fron’the where the one function begins and the ruined,” said a rigger, "by drawing the horn.”—Harper’s Weekly.
I There are In the Book Monthly so™
other ends no one can ever say.
halyards
down
too
snugly
when
mak
Court House.
"Memories of Mark Twain," chiefly I?
“All Its memtiers are collectively re ing them fast after hauling down the
How Apes and Monkeys Differ.
sponsible for hte acts of one of them, flag. If this In done In dry weather
What are the differences between London, by his cousin. Katherine CW-
Dr. Wise’s office.
ens. One of the stories told Is con'
but there are uo means of knowing
A OH' LT the tilin
tfnd It comes on wet the shrinking of apes. baboons and monkeys?
what the decisions of the csblnet are at
Apes are such as are destitute of nected with a visit the humorist l«^
the halyards thus drawn taut to start
to Mme. Tussaud’s. While in the t*
any moment till they are embodied In
to have that
with may lie enough to bend the pole, tails; baboons have muscular bodies,
mous show he stood a long while I?
action, or how many of the ministers
and If It should lie left In that way elongated muzzles, and their tails are
may dlsseut from the opinion of the
contemplation of an especially clever
usually
short;
monkeys
are
those
whose
group picture made
The Fashionable Tailor. majority, or whether Indeed It Is the long enough the pole would be permn
piece of waxwork. He felt a snddea
nently bent
Flag halyards when no tails are in general long, some of
majority or a minority that really dl
flag is flying should be made fast with them, the sapagos, having prehensile stab of pain In his side and. turning
racta the policy."
C.eauing, Pressing and Kepai
tails, which can at pleasure t»e twisted quickly, found himself face to f?t*
a little slack.”
The promotion of Sir Rufus Isaacs,
with a dumfounded British matron,
i«g a Siiecialty.
I «round any object and thereby. In
the attorney general, to the cabinet
with her parasot still pointed to»?™
many
Instances,
answer
the
puntose
of
An Earl and Hia Limit
was a double novelty. Not only was
him. "Oh. Lor’, it’s alive!” sha «
an additional hand.—“Reason Why."
’
The
late
Lord
Dufferfn,"
says
W.
S« tie in Ileitis Photographic there no precedent for an attorney
claimed and beat a hasty retreat
U. Rldeing tn "Many Celebrities."
general being a member of the cabi
A Quaker Oath.
t •■llery.
"came
In
to
luncheon
very
late
one
net. but never before had the official
A Long Way Back.
Two small boys In a family of
announcement of the couferment of day, and after he Inid apologized to Friends, writes a contributor, bad a
The earliest authentic date that J**
cabinet rank mentioned, as It did In the hostess he whispered to me that disagreement, during which the elder been handed down to us was Inscrfl*»
the caee of Ktr Rufus Isaacs, the he had been detained by the late Earl boy became very much incensed.
on the foundation atone of the tempi?
CLAUSSEN,
words "his majesty's csblnet.” This of Kimberley, •A wonderful man—a
to the sun god at Sippara by Nara®’
Finally,
no
longer
able
to
control
LAWYER,
fascinating
man!
It is amazing how
appointment therefore marked a fur
Sin, non of Sargon. This stone was er-
himself,
be
took
his
brother
by
the
much
tie
knows
He knows everything
tber development In the acquisition
___ of
__ the shoulder and shook him, with the ex burned by Nnbonidu«. who refunedort*
Çi'ittachrr
of a corporate existence by the csbY —everything—all the corners
earth and al) the men in it Except’— clamation, “Oh, thee little you, thee!” Babylon about 554 B. C.. and <t B «*
wet.—New York Sun
Then as the enormity of bis offense sorted that Naram-Sin ruled 3.20° J'e*r’
a pens»—'except when to etop.'"
a i J Tillamook Block,
came over him be said. In a changed previously. From these dates we leaf
Slslghbells—H«w Made.
voice, “Don’t tell mother I swore."— that the chronology of Babylon l*i*p
T illamook
It la a mystery to many bow the
O rkoon .
The Difference.
Youth's Companion.
with the reign of Sargon L, king
“Pop.
Fan ball« ln«lda off tientibene set
Aga de. 8300 B. C.
“
Yea,
my
non
”
•era In making alelghbella the I ___
roe
Ingratiating.
I
"When a man talks a great deal what
hall la put Inside a «and core just the
“Thia is the fifth time you have been
A Good Answer.
REEDY,
D.V.M.,
Shape of the Inside of the hell Then •a he called?"
A shopkeeper had for his virtue?
• brought before me.” said «he judge se
“An orator, my boy."
• mold la made ‘exactly the shape of
taInert the name of “the little rs*»
"And when a woman talka a good i verely.
the outside of the twll The «and coro,
VETERINARY
"Yes, your honor,” smiled the of- A stranger asked him why the «M**'1
with the jlngl><t Inside. Is plncrrt hi deal what Is she called?"
fender. “When I like a feller I like tu tlon bad been given to him
”A nuisance"’ —Yonkers Statesman
ihe mold of the outside, and the melt
(Both I'lvwtcni.
To distinguish me from the re* 0
five him all my business You see”—
What Tbay VS IU D*
art nie>al In poured In. which fl||a the
| "81xty days.” roared the judge -Har my trade." quoth he. “who a™ *
Tillamook
I »tegon. S^aea between the core and mold
No Wasted Effort.
per’s Weekly
They will cure your'
great rascals."-London Mall.
’Tommy, did you waab your band«
this morning?"
Th# Propasal
•tr«ngth«n your kidnoy«,
Sure on One Feint
Fam«.
B«rtto—Edtth. will you be mv wife?
‘ I washed one of them, mother. The
reel urinary irragularttiaa, bail«
T. 1. Purfca, Mnrrm rille. Gn .
“Out late last night? What ti*
Fame la the inheritance not of the
Edith Ob. Bertie, ft all depend, on other didn't ueed It"—Ufe.
Woutr
I.
ia
(n
hie
TSrtl
rear.
anil
• p th« worn out tiaauea, anil
sav when
got - In-
. ...> eny
w ..eu j yon
■■■- r-
Read, but of the living It Is we who did the clock
was recently cured ol a I41I ktdiiev th. whether
“I don’t remember what the c«”
Inog back with lofty prkle to the great
elitninata tha excaan aria aeM ■ ml bladder trouble. He »«va him
Rertle-The whether?
Fa’» Answer.
but I will never forget what ®J
Edith- Yea, whether you can keep me
thatcauaea rheumatiatn. Fra- self; * I have suffered with tny
Geraldine- What <lld pa say when asme, of antiquity, who drink of that said,
ki'lnets. My back ached anil I was b» «be luxury I an> ami ta-London
Rood
of
glory
as
of
a
river
and
refresh
wife
saldr
you asked him for my band? Gerald -
«ent Bright a Diaeaaa and Dla- annoyert I with bladder irreindar* Tela ph.
Hh gave me a delightful travel talk.- our wtnn In It for future flight.—Has
i
truthfully mv , one 5tV
batea, and raatora health end itie» I can
I
Woman’s Unhappy Let-
Ju.lge
botile of ' Fole»
“*** Kidney
—
nils vt|re(|
euangth. Raiuaa eubatitutaa, nw entirelv ’*
I A woman's lot Is not s bapffY
< are tn nowise to make more of
They contain nn
But for some trouble aud sorrow wa
If she hasn’t anything serlon*
habit Lu iiving drugs, For sale at w»n-v. but care tu make mu. b of ft
Fortienr tn Judge, for we ar« »Innere
bHCDAR'S Durg Stum. l^iiuat a I hit g Store.
Bnnkl never know half, th« good there
shout she begins to get fat-' hF*#*
-Jebo It oak Is
•II. SUakeapcar*.
IB about ui-bkktti
i
Record-HeraM.
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CLOUGH,
Monk 's Studio
Kidney
Pills
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