Tillamook Headlight, Hugust 22, 1912
WINNING A BRIDE.
If MAKING A BASEBALL
A DUEL IN BALLOONS.
EARTHQUAKES.
I
JOHN
POTTED GHOSTS.
L
HENDER^#
An African Tribe’s M st hod of Driving A TORN EY
& COUNSEL
t Curious Aerial Battle Fought by Two Causes That Conspire to Ren* th«
Away 8ioknooa.
The winding Process Is Done In Secret
Earth's
Crust
Asunder.
Frenchman In 1808.
One of the most curious and interest
In a Locked Room.
Until recently all earthquake shocks
LOR-AT-LAW,
In this day of the development In
In the center of tbe standard base aeronautics It may be Interesting to were attributed to volcanic manifesto ing of African tribes are the Banyoro.
»r
cow
people,
of
Uganda,
who
are
Tillamook
Block,Tillamook,Or
ball, as used by tbe professional play
Mark Twain's Wooing of Lovel) era, there Is a globe of compressed cork recall the first duel tbat was ever dons. But ofteD tbe earth is agitated powerful clansmen and whose wealth,
In
regions
where
there
are
no
vol
fought in the air. It took place In
Room No. aói.
covered with rubber. This globe Is 1808 and. as might have been ex canoes. Hence the belief has arisen religion and health are all connected
Olivia Langdon.
about an Inch In diameter and around pected, occurred In France. M. de that earthquakes may arise lndepend with cows. It la degrading for any
It are wound a few layers of coarse Grandpre and M. le Pique had a quar ently of volcanic action. Very often, member of the tribe to dig, so milk and
NOT HELPED BY HIS FRIENDS twine. It la tben sent to tbe winding rel arising out of Jealousy concerning a again, when volcanoes are io eruption Jesh are their staple food. Their brav- TT T. BOTTS,
iry Is very great Tbe only beast they
room, where machines first wind on lady engaged in th.- Imperial Opera.
there are no earthquakes.
X
A ttorney - at .L aw
thick four ply blue yarn. At frequent
Subterranean cave-ins are often tbe fear Is the leopard. Their chief weap
They agreed to fight a duel to settle
They Seemed to Agree That Ho Would intervals tbe ball la soaked In a ee
their respective claims, and In order cause of earthquakes. They are tbe con on Is a long stick, and. armed with Complete set of Abstract Book,
Make About the Worst Hueband on went solution and put aside to dry.
that the beat ofangry passion should sequences of tbe action of subtei i anean this, they go out to meet a lion tbat is
Tates paid foraon
Record, but Mias Langdon’s Father
Many different workers have to do not Interfere with the polished ele water. When water runs through lime trying to g“t at their precious cattle no fire.
with tbe winding of tbe ball. Each gance of the proceeding they postponed stone it carves out grottoes and ter and drive him away by the simple
Took a Different View.
Residents.
workman tests It for size and weight
races or galleries. When in Its under process of thrashing him.
In Harper's Magazine Albert Bige before be passes it aloDg. Tbe ma- the duel for a month, tbe lady agree
Though they are brave, they are In
ing to bestow her smiles on the sur ground run It comes In contact with
Tillamook Block
low Pains, tbe authorized biographer chines Insure tight aud even winding
vivor. Tbe duelists were to tight In gypsum or rock salt It dissolves these veterate thieves and very subtle in
of Mark Twain, tells bow tbe great and there are different machines for
Both phones.
their
methods
of
carrying
out
their
substances, aud thus vacuums are form
the air.
humorist first met Olivia Langdon, different sizes of yaru. These machines
Two balloons were constructed ex
ed In the depths of tbe earth. When .hefts and concealing their guilt by
Indeed, one of their favorite
who afterward became bls wife. They are operated in secret In a locked room actly alike. On tbe day <4 tbe duel the water has worn tbe earth thin the Iles.
When tbe ball has been wound to the De Grandpre and bls second entered
met In New York.
Young Charles
earth gives way. and tbe subterranean mottoes is, “Keep a grave face even
Langdon, who had been on tbe voyage proper size with blue and white yarn tbe car of one balloon, Le Pique and cave-ln shakes the regions above it. In though you laugh behind your hand.”
and baa been dlp[»'d I d tbe solution. It bis second the other. This was In the
When sickness comes to these people C/ARL haberlach
well worked coal mines great hollows
of tbe "Innocents,” brought them to
is wound finally with smaller yarn garden of tbe Tuileries, amid a big are made which produce similar re they believe that it is one of their ene
gether.
Thus the firm, rough center Is overlaid
mies. tbe ghosts, that is attacking
“At tbe old St. Nicholas hotel, which with finer and finer material until at crowd of spectators. Tbe men were sults.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
to fire, not at each other, but at each
Tbe layers forming the solid en them, so they proceed to capture him.
stood on the west side of Broadway
last It Is smooth aud perfect, ready fur other’s balloon. In order to bring them
Ghosts like hot cooked meat, so meat
velope
of
tbe
earth
are
neither
homo
tietween Spring and Broome streets, tbe cover
Mown by the escape of gas. As pls
geneous nor regularly distributed. is cooked in a large pot near the dwell
Tillamook Block.
there were stopping at this time Jervis
The tiest horsehide obtainable Is used tols would hardly have served for this
Limestone bits granite, and relatively ing where the ghost Is at work. As
I.angdun. a wealthy coal dealer and for covers. The piece« are cut by band
purpose, each aeronaut took u blunder
recent rocks overlie ancient masses. oon as tbe savor of the food reaches
mine owner of Elmira; bls son t'barle» and darniiened and stretched The ball
buss in his car.
Limestone and schist tie together tike the dwelling the evil spirit greedily
at|d bls daughter. Olivia, whose pic Is put Into clam|m and the cover sewed
At a given signal the ropes bolding folded cloth Layers of the same age inters the pot and Is at once sealed up. Q.EORGE WILLETT,
tured face Samuel Clemens bad örst on with cotton thread, which baa a
the bulloons were cut, and up they
are separated by abrupt gaps and This potted ghost Is then taken away
seen In tbe bay of Smyrna one Nep
greater frictional strength than llueu went Into tbe air. The wind was
breaks by tbe debris cast out od either from tbe village and buried, tbe spot
ternber day. Young Langdon bad been or «Ilk. Each ball la sewed by band
A t torn R y - at -L aw .
nearly moderate and kept tbe balloous side.
being marked by a ghost shrine.
especially anxious to bring bls dls- and then put Into a machine tbat Irons
In their respective positions, about
Tbe
position
of
rest
for
these
people
The
crust
of
the
earth
has
been
com
thigulshed Quaker City friend and his down the «cuius. The polishing Is done
eighty yards apart When about half pared to marquetry composed of many Is a half sitting posture, and when Tillamook Commercial Building.
owu people together, and two days tie
by still another machine. Tben. after a mile up in tbe air tbe preconcerted
parts which must have been Joined, they are holding a council they will
fore Christmas Samuel Clemens win belDg stamped and wrapped, tbe ball 1«
M. le
signal for firing was given.
broken and Joined again many times, remain in this posture as long as ten
T illamook
Invited to dine at the hotel. He went ready for market.
O regon .
Pique fired, but missed. M. de Grand
its component parts are unstable; their hours. When they die it is In this
very willingly. The lovely girl of the
A ball weighs five ounces and Is nine pre fired and sent a ball through Le
movements are still In progress; they resting position that they are burled.
miniature which he had first seen In Inches lu circumference. In the course
Pique's balloon. Tbe balloon collapsed,
shift, and possibly their sudden shift If It shculd be tbe king who dies his
her brother’s stateroom bad been often of manufacture It Is weighed and meas (
H. GOYNE,
tbe car descended with frightful rapid
ing causes tbe upper crust to tremble. successor is generally selected by the
« part of bls waking dreams. For the ured Ove times.—Harper's Weekly.
Ity, and Le Pique and hJs second were
The best evidence In favor of this ex- drastic process of civil war.
first time, now, be looked upon Its
dashed to pieces.
planation la tbat tbe great earthquakes
reality. Long afterward be said:
De
Grandpre
continued
his
ascent
A ttorney - at -L aw .
have devastated countries where tbe
“ 'It Is forty years ago. From that NEW YORK’S FIRST CHURCH.
and terminated his aerial voyage at a
PLUCK OF A DEER.
-----------
day to this she baa never been out of 1
geological layers show traces of cave-
Office : Opposite Court House.
And th« Earliest Rsligious 8«rvic«s on distance of seven leagues from Paris.
my mind.'
ins and slips. In Japan an earthquake
History does not state whether he was
A Big Buck That Was Mors Than a
Manhattan
Island.
“Ills waa not an unruffled courtship.
raised the ground about twenty-one
Match For a Cougar.
Man- rewarded by tbe hand of tbe lady for
T illamook , O regon .
When at last he reached the point of
feet, and the rise ran for a distance of
whose sake the duel bad been fought
It seems to be generally assumed
This
proposing for the daughter of tbe
The first religious service on
112 kilometers.
An earthquake In
—New York Herald.
that wild animals of different species
house neither tbe daughter nor tbe battan Island was held In 1628. of a
Alaska occurring tn 1899 raised the
keep tbe peace, but now and then tbe
household offered any noticeable en- ; resulted lu the organization were
coast for a long distance. Earthquakes
experience of some woodsman striking
couragement to bls suit
, cburcb. the services of which
T. BOALS, M.D,
SPOKE HIS OWN DOOM
are limited to two zones. One embraces
ly disproves ibis peaceful view of for
“There was only a provisional en- i held In the upper story of a mill which
Himalaya, Asia Minor, the coasts of
gagement at first Jervis Langdon sug ! ground tbe grain of tbe colonists Tbe In Spite of Hia Caution an Innocent the Adriatic. Italy, the Alps, the Pyre est life.
Two sportsmen made a trip to the
gested, aud Samuel Clemens agreed . first minister was Jonas Mlchaellus
Ramark Condemned Him.
nees. Algeria. Andalusia and southern
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
Kettle river region, in the state of
with him, tbat It was proper to know and tbe first elder Peter Mlnuit, direc
The father of Gueau de Reverseaux
Portugal; the other zodo comprises the
Washington, and In tbe course of the
something of hla past as well as of hla ' tor general of New N'etberland.
bad been a distinguished lawyer, and
two coasts of the Pacific ocean. The
TILLAMOOK
shooting witnessed a rare occurrence.
present before ths official parental | Tbe first church building on Manhat through bls Influence be held Impor
majority of earthquakes have been pro
They bad been on tbe trail of a large
sanction should be given When Mr. tan laland was situated on Pearl street, tant offices under the government
duced tn the first zone.—Harper’s
Tillamook Block.
buck for some time and. as It chanced,
Langdon Inquired as to tbe names of between Whitehall and Broad streets, When the revolution began he gave up
Weekly.
came
In
sight
of
him
at
the
very
mo
persons of standing to whom he might facing tbe East river. Thia structure bis office nt La Rochelle and retired to
ment when a cougar launched himself
write for credentials, Clemens pretty was a poor. plnlD building of wood Chartres.
Bartholdi’« Egotism.
upon the buck from the limb of a tree.
confidently gave him tbe name of the and constructed In 1633 by tbe West
From tbe time tbat tbe revolution
An old friend of Mme. Stelnhell’s
M. KER RON,
The cougar landed squarely on the
Itev. Mr. Stebblngs and others of Sun India company. Its congregation was began Gueau de Reverseaux devoted
busband was Bartholdi, the sculptor of
buck’s shoulders, almost throwing him
Francisco, adding tliat he might write presided over by Dominie Bogardus. hfs attention exclusively to preserving
tbe colossal “Liberty Enlightening tbe
to the ground.
also to Joe Goodman If be wtinted to. the second clergyman of New Amster his own safety. He wrote no letters.
World.” Although a man of keen In
SURGEON
The buck quickly recovered and. PHYSICIAN &
but tbat be bad lied for Goodman a dam. aud was regarded as a more fit H would receive no letters. He saw
tellect and much originality of thought,
throwing back his head, drove two
bundled tlmre and that Goodman ting plate that) the loft ot tbe mill for no visitors and paid no visits.
He
Bartholdi’s egotism was as colossal as
Tillamook Block,
prongs of bls antlers Into the cougar’s
would lie for him If necessary, so bis public worship
spoke to no person and allowed no one
bls statue. Once Mme. Steinbell met
testimony would be of no value The
body and with a swing forward threw
William Kletb, director general of the to come neur him. It would have been
him at tbe “institut” He wore the
Tillamook,
Oregon.
letters to tbe clergy were written. and
him to tbe ground. Leaping backward,
West India company, caused to be Impossible to be more prudent than he
green uniform and sword of a mem
Mr. Langdon also wrote one uu bls erected a cburcb outside of Fort Am was.
be tben waited with lowered bead for
ber,
and
bls
breast
glittered
with
or
own account.
aterdam. which contained three long,
However, he wanted some sheds built ders. "You see this little thing here?" a second attack.
“Clemens was In Jacksonville, III., narrow windows on eact) aide, fitted on bls farm near Chartres and ven
With a yell of rage and pain the cou.
he said. "There are but three Euro
C. HAWK,
at tile end of .March. 1801). and lu a let- with small panes of glass set in lead, tured to consult a carjienter. Tbe car
gar sprang upon him. He might as
peans
who
have
the
right
to
wear
It
—
ter to bls publisher states that be will on which were burned tbe coat« of penter told him tbat be could not un
well have leaped against an array of
be in Elmira two days later and asks arms of tbe chief parishioners. This dertake tbe work Immediately, as one emperor, one king and myself. I bayonets, for be was caught on the
that proofs of the book be sent there. building was erected In tbe meadow of Gueau de Reverseaux wished, because don’t attach the slightest Importance buck's antlers and burled several feet
PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
to it” Of the statue In New fork
Ho arrived according to sctiedule. anx I Mrs. Dominie Dri«lus and fronted on a most of bls workmen were drafted to
into the air.
harbor he said. 'The Americans be
ious to hear the reports tbat would lane, now called Exchange place. In Join the army at once.
Tbe Instant be struck the ground tbe
lieve that It Is Liberty tbat Illuminates
make him. as the novels might say. those days, however. It was known as
buck was upon him. striking savagely
BAY CITY, OREGON.
Gueau de Reverseaux replied: "The
tbe
world,
but
In
reality
It
Is
my
geo
'tbe happiest or the most miserable of "Garden alley.” A large bowl of solid
with his forefeet, which cut like knife
workmen need not go. They can send
Iue.
”
—
Bookman.
men.' Jervis Langdon had a rather silver for baatlsmal services was made
blades, and driving bls antlers again
substitutes.”
«oleum look when they were alone to
and again into his body.
by the silver workers In llollaud. lu
This remark was heard by the work
Scared and Knew IL
get Iler Clemens asked:
R. BEALS,
Finally they separated, and the cou
the belfry was the bell which hnd men. but only tbe first phrase made
A soldier under bls first fire WAR gar crawled forward for tbe final
" 'You've beard from those gentle
been removed from the old cburcb lu any Impression on them. They reported
men out there?'
the fort-Westchester County Magn everywhere tbat M. Gueau de Rever charging with tbe rest of bis regiment struggle. The deer was wounded, but
up tbe heights of Vicksburg, but no still In excellent fighting trim. The
"'Yes. aud from another gentleman tine.
REAL ESTATE,
seaux. who must be good authority,
scared be looked like a ghost A com hunters Interfered. One of them walked
1 wrote concerning you.’
Mark Twain's Queation.
had said tbat they need not go. The
rnde next to him was unafraid and up to tbe cougar and shot It through
" ’They dou’t apiiear to have been
F inancial A gent ,
Mark Twain wbeu visiting Mel news went to headquarters tbat Gueau
very enthusiastic from your manner-'
bourne was the guest of the mayor ou de Reverseaux declared that the draft even smiled nt tbe torrents of grape the heart.—Exchange.
shot tbat swept tbe ranks. The i com
" 'Well, yen; some of them were ’
h picnic trip dowu tbe river Yarra. a ed workmen need not obey the gov
Tillamook, Oregon.
" *1 «upiiuse I may ask what particu stream renowned for Its crookedness
rnde. ootlclng his frlgjid'n plight turn-
1
ernment. This was considered to be
Sea Level and Tides at Panama.
lar form their emotion took?*
ed
to
him
and
said
with
a
sneer;
and for tbe odor from Its banks. On conspiracy, and be was condemned to
The average sea level of the Pacific
“'Ob. yes; yes. they agree unani account of tbe many turua tn tbe river
“Coward!”
death and executed.
ocean and the Caribbean sea, at oppo
mously that you are a brilliant, able numerous signs reeding "Dead Slow”
“Coward yourself," retorted the
J^R. P. J. SHARP,
site sides of the Isthmus of Panama.
man. a mnu with a future, and that are placed at tbe turnings to warn
frightened soldier. “Old man. If you
Is the same. This Is tbe mean or aver
Who
Ho
Was.
you would make about the worst hue
were one-tenth ns scared as I am yon’d
ship captains to slacken speed, and
age levels of the two waters during
A traveler saw a woman take a man
band on record.’
have broken ranks aud run long ago.”
these attracted Twalu’s attention.
RESIDENT DENTIST,
all days of the year. But there is a
"Tbe appllcaut for favor had a for- Sniffing cautiously at tbe tainted by tbe collar, yank him up the steps — Kansas City Journal.
great difference in tides. The Carib
Into a railroad car. Jam him down Into
lorn look.
breeze tbat came from the slimy banka,
bean tides are faint, rarely exceeding Office across the street froir tbe
a neat pile up a valise and two big
“ There’s nothing very evasive about he turned to hla host
The One He Caught.
two feet, while the tides in the Pacific
brown
baskets
with
loose
covers
and
Court House.
that,' be said.
"Mr. Mayor,” be asked, "what are
One day many years ago tbe tele- at Panama are not pacific, for they at
'There was a period of reflective si theee dead slows that smell so strong?" long handles at his feet and say:
phone
tn
tbe
office
of
tbe
chief
of
po
Dr. Wise’s office.
"Now. sit there until I help Mary
times rise ten feet and sink ten feet
lence. It was probably no more than
lice rang. Chief Speers answered below normal undisturbed sea level
Jane on the car, and don't move till 1
a few aecouda. but It seemed longer.
Radium's Wonderful Power.
The call was from a new policeman Without tide locks, currents would al
coma back.”
“'Haven't you auy other friend that
8uppoae tbat th« euergy of a ton of
When the womnn reached the door on the Union avenue beat He said. ternately rush In tbe canal from south
you «uggeatr Laugdon said.
S ARCHET,
radium could be utilized In thirty
“A mnn bns been robbed down here, to north entering, and from north to
“ 'Apparently none whose testimony years. Instead of being evolved at Its tbe traveler said to her:
I . The Fashionable Tailor.
and I've got one of tblm.”
"It
tbat
man
your
busbaDd?
”
south
escaping.
—
New
York
American.
would 1« valuable.'
Invariable alow rate of 1.760 years for
“Which one have you?" asked the
“Naw!" roared tbe woman. "He's
“Jsrvls l.angdon held out hie hand
half disintegration, It would aufflee to
chief.
A Politioal Pointer.
'You have at least one,’ be said. *1 t>e- propel a ahlp of 10,000 tone, with en my daughter's husband, and she hasn't
Cleaning,» Pressing and Rep**
Tbe reply came back. ‘The man tbat
lleve lu you. I know you better thau glnea of 15.000 horsepower, st tbe rste spirit enough to say her soul Is her
“A president has to eat a good deal
waa
robbed!"
—
Argonaut
own.”
ing a Specialty.
these
times.
”
they do.’
of fifteen knots an hour for thirty
"Aud so came the crown of bappl-
"What do you mean?”
years—practically tbe lifetime of the
Solid Ivory.
Wouldn’t Work Nowadays.
nesa.
The engagement of Samuel ahlp
•The chief executive has to attend a
S* »re in Heins Photographic
To do this actually requires
“Yes," confessed Mr. Dorktnn. , “W
Tbe Egyptians had a very remarka-
Langhorne Clemens and Olivia I^wls
great many banquets and tbe like.”
1,500.000
tone
of
coal.
—
Sir
WUllam
I
serves
me
right
I
engaged
tbs
>
ble
ordinance
to
prevent
persous
from
_ _
__ man
1. angdon was ratified next day, Feb
Gallery.
"Seems so. What about It?"
Ramsay.
to move our good a. and I forgot to ask
, borrowing Imprudently. An Egyptian
2. 1*19."
“I was Just thinking tbat the next
him bow much be was going to charge
, was not permitted to borrow without
president ought to recognize the grow
A Household Hint
me for the Job. If ever 1 do such a
giving to h'j creditors In pledge the
A Fsrtun« In Hla Lega.
ing Importance of this social side of
Young Wife (sobbing)—George treat
J. CLAUSSEN,
Ou ring Ilia reign of Queen Elizabeth ed me awful mean He—be promised body of bls father. It was deemed thing again, Marla, you can have my the Job and appoint an addition to the
both an impiety and an Infamy not to bead for a football."
an l iiK.Ub aetiileiuan of wealth uauit-d
•
LAWYER,
cabinet In the shape of a toastmaster
to give iue a machine for my birthday,
“It would be a good deal more profit
redeem ao sacred a pledge A person
Ou bet. of a distinguished family user
general."—Louisville Courier-Journal.
and it—it—came home today
Her
able.
John."
an
Id
Mrs.
Dortloa.
"to
cat
who died without discharging tbat duty
Kl.revtsbury. bet that hla leg was lbs
Mother Then what are yus crying
$eut«cher jbbvfhi't«
It up into billiard balla. ’- Chicago
bandaouieat In the country or klugdota
waa deprived of the customary hon-
about?
Young W If«—It's a—M's a ora paid to tbe dead.
Yeung A merlo«.
Tri bone.
aud staked estate« worth KKl.OOO on
waahlng machia*-Baltimore Amori
“You may be president some day. my
213 Tillamook Block,
the subject. He won tbe wager, and a
can.
boy," said the patronising old gentle
Preached
Into
Genereelty.
picture Is still preserved tn tbe family
Not In tho Contract.
man.
O regon .
A preacher pawned bls watrb and
manatoo representing tbe process of
T illamook
“Have you anything to sav for yonr-
I
Getting Square.
“Orest Scotti" replied tbe sadly flip-
the
following
Sunday
preached
four
measuring tbe legs of the different coo
••IfF
The Docti*— Harki
Whence those
testants.
boors because be bad no timepiece At pant youth. “You're not trying to pick
"Not unlem I can get a rebate from
rrtee of agony?
ltbe Lawyer—They
tbe conclusion of tbe sermon there was dark horses that far ahead, are you?"—
•>v
lawyer.
Judge:
1
have
paid
him
come from tbe office at tbe dentist.
E. REEDY,
D.V.M.,
Th« Milky Way.
a «rectal collection raised and sent to Washington Star.
Last week the chiropodist operated on good money to talk for me. and I
—Grandpa," said tbe small boy from
tbe pawnbroker. —New Orleans Pica-
won't do bls work fur nothlug "—New
tbe
dentist,
agree
lug
to
take
Knows B«tt«r Now.
yuua
th« city, pointing to a wayside plant
York Press.
out to trade, and now the
VETERINARY
Trocber-Tommy, you should have
**wbat la thatT*
taking It out-Satire
toown batter than to fight with tbat
»—>'Thats milkweed." eras tbe reply.
Corrected.
(Both Phones).
Wh«n Women Vote
Ulla ms boy. Tommy-1 know, ma'am,
"Oh. I know.” exclaimed tbe tittle
Gentleman «engaging groom»—Ar«
Fair
Suffragette
—
lan
’
t
a
bo
a
fright!
but
I
thought
1
coaid
lick
him.-Hearth
•fellow 'That's what you feed to tbe
Orego*
Tillamook
Why does abe do It? Her Cbuta- you married? Groom —Na air I waa and Homa
cowe ao they will give milk.“—Chicago
thrown agio a barbed wire fem-v aud
I rtuclple.
She swore she wouldn't
News.
got my face scratched -txmdon Tatler
wear a rat or a corset until Marne
R«al Pre« re««.
iinlth is elected president.—Puck.
“How Is father getting on with
Three Proof«.
Trochee-Willie, gire tn fee p^f, riding lessons?"
A Miataha
"Very wall
We children sre
that tbe world actually is round WIL
O the
Landlord-You owe me now f„r four
Ito- Tbe book says ea yw say so sod towed to watch him now."-Fiiegende
months' rent, aud tbe first three months
Blattor.
■“ roy» so —Fuck.
you paid so promptly Tenant-Yea. I
know I «boa Id n't bare doo« It-Ho»
too Trauacrlpt
i
,
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