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Tillamook H«adlight, August I. I»« deaths as a Joker. On ao occasion when Goethe was Haying at the court of Saxe Weimar ad th Ids friend Duke Cbartos Augus tus on« of tbs court ladles, when about to retire for the night, found ber candle suddenly extinguished Just be fore she reached ber bedroom door. Taking no notice of tbe occurrence, she groped along In tbe dark, but a « ber astonishment could uot And the door handle. Again and again she fait her way along tbe wall, but with the same result. At last she ms de up ber mind to go to tbe duchess for advice. Tbe latter, however, was already asleep, and no help was to be had from her. The poor tody did not care to take any one else into ber confi dence for fear of being laughed at and so spent some hours in vain search, only to And at last that Goethe and the duke himself bad with tbelr own bands taken tbe door off Its bingee some time earlier tn the even ing and carefully walled up the •a- trance to the room. Get His Extra Cutlet Th» Brazilian nabob Baron Ferra a Was as miserly lu trifles as be wan ex travagaut In other direction« it »H on« of bto peculiarities never to fee servants, and tbe waiters of tbe vari ous hotels at which be sojourned were for that reason not partial to him. One mornlDg while staying at tbe magnlfl- I.«tit Maux hotel. In Rio de Janeiro, bw came down to breakfast and ordered a cutlet. After be had eaten It be or dered a second. "Baron.” said tbe bead waiter maliciously, ♦.t'» a custom with ns never to serve tbe name course twice at a meal.” “la that so?” said Feres u. and. rising from bto seat, he left tbe room. In ten minutes be came back Into tbe dinlug room. "Walter,” said be, "I have Just bought this hotel and am master here now. Aa you will not be able to get accustomed to my plan of serving guests according to tbelr wishes, you are dismissed at once.” Thereupon be took up bis nap kin again and called to another waiter, “Now bring me another cutietl”—Ar gonaut. Disraeli’s Idaal of Greatneen. When Disraeli was curly aud smart zud comparatively unknown be visited tbe Royal Exchange of Liverpool In company with Duncan Stewart, a lead ing merchant of the city. It was at high noon. and tbe exchange was thronged by merchant* Tbe scene »0 Impressed tbe young member of parlia ment that be said to Mr. Stewart: “My Ideal of greatness would be that a man should rec eive tbe applause of such an assemblage as tbto—that he should be cheered as be camo into this room." Dlifraeli went In and came out un noticed. but several years later be again visited tbe Liverpool exchange . In company with Mr. Stewart. His en trance was greeted by a cheer which spread Into a roar and ended In an ova- | tlon. Tbe testimony to bto political prominence deeply moved Disraeli, 1 who. recalling to Mr. Stewart tbe re ' mark be bad made years before, said. “My Ideal test of greatness bat beeu realized.” Swelled the Account. The well known I’ans (Beater man ager Dollgny relate» Io hl» remlnla cencea as encounter he had with the elder Dumas which furnish«» an illu» tration of the novellst’a willuesa Do llgny produced Dumas’ drama. "Kean, with tbe rather peculiar stipulation that the author should receive one third of the gross receipts when these exceeded 3,000 franc» and uothmg at all if they fell below that flgure. Dumas, who was always hard up. e«iue late one evening to get hla share. “Luck to against yuu again," «aid the manager. "You don't get anything to night Here to the account.” Dumas glanced at it and went away In a few minutes be came back and aald: "Just look over tbe account again and then pay me 1.000 francs. Tbe ticket that 1 just bought for 3 francs briugs the total up to 3,000 franca and 50 centimes.” Dascribad the Situation. “When tbe Russian emigrant« try to say Halifax It sounds like some thing much worse," said an officer on board a steamship that puts in at tbe port of Halifax on her return trip from Holland. "They call It ’Hellof fix.’ On our last trip home we were uot far from Halifax when tbe vessel i broke a shaft, and we were obliged i to put in at a port that wr^ uearei to us for repairs. It was a b(Ti break and likely to delay us. and the cap tain's temper was considerably rut fled. As we steamed Into the little port some of tbe emigrants, tblnklnu we bad reached Halifax, spread the news among their fellows, aud one ot them who bad learned a little English came running to tbe captain: ••-\Ve—hi—a—Helloflx?' be inquired eagerly. ” ’That’s Just wbat we are.” roared the captain.”—New York Pre»«. In the Circuit Court for the Stati JOHN of Oregon, for Tillamook County registration of title L. H^ND] ATTORNEY 4 In the iratter of the Application oi Tbe First Christian Church of Till« Citv, Oregon, to register the title to the South East quarter of Block lour (4j in Thayer’s Addition to-the Town oi Lincoln (now Tillamook City) in Tillamook County, Oregon, the same being otherwise more particularly described as- follows, to-wit: Beginning at a point 7lH feet East of ttwSouth West corner of Block Four (4) of the aforesaid Additiou, and running thence East along the South line of said Block 7l>4 feet; thence North 105 feet; thence West 71)4 feet; thence South to the place of beginning, and be ing, «nd to be a tract of the full size of 71V4 feet East and West by 105 feet North and South. All to whom it may concern : T ake N otice : That on the 11th day of July, A D. 1912, an application was filed by|said The FirstChrietian Church of Tillamook City, Oregon, in the Cir cuit Court of Tillamook County, State of Oregon, for the initial regis tration of the-title to tbe land above described. Now, unless you appear on or be fore the 15»h day of August, A.D. 1912, and show cause why suali ap plication shall not be granted, the same will be tuken as confessed, and a decree will be entered accord ing to the prayer of the application, and you will be forever barred from disputing the same. In witness whereof, I have here unto set my hand and affixed the seal of said Circuit Court of the State of Oregon, for Tillamook County, this 11th day of July, A.D., 1912. J C. H olden » (SEAL)Cotinty Clerk and Clerk of the Circuit Court of Tillamook County, State cf Oregon. lor - at - law , Tillamook Block, Till«^, Room No. a6i. T. BOTTS, J__£ A ttorney - at - u , Complete set of Abstract n Jfi:.". Tat», piid Residents. Tillamook Block. Both phone». C arl haberlach , Thunderbolts. Bounded That Way. Thunderbolts are not completely un 8oci«ty of Poisoner«. Mias Brown was giving an elaborate ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Arsenic bas perhaps been more fre I derstood. They are lightning phenom description of a blacksmith prepara ena. spherical or ball lightning. They quently used than any other poison for tory to teaching Lougfellow’s poem to Tillamook Block. criminal purposes It bas beeu proved are gaseous beyond doubt, for when ber pupils: they explode with great violence no "Now, childreu. we are going to learn Identical with tbe "wonderful elixir” trace of matter can be discovered. ■ poem today about some one who of tbe seventeenth century, when Their color Is bluish, and they appear works very bard. He to very large aud secret poisoning became so frequent lu Q.EORGE WILLETT, at once, when at all, after terrlflc Italy. Then young widows were has greet arms that can lift such Bashes of lightning of the darting or abundant lu Rome, and most of tbe heavy things His faco to blackened dlamentary type. Sometimes the lu- with soot that comes from bls great, unhappy marriages were speedily dis- --------- A ttornky - at -L aw . solved by tbe deatb of the busband. A j minous balls fall slowly, but do nut bluzlng Urea. Aud be wears a dirty usually strike the earth, but move black apron, and be bas a Are that secret society of young matrons was Tillamook Commercial BnildiJ glows, oh, so red, and whenever he discovered, wblcb met at tbe bouse of horizontally as If supported by the makes anything he puts It into bto fire La Spara, a reputed witch, who sup electrical Held of force of the earth. When they explode a strong wave T illamook - O begok . aud then pounds it with a great big plied them with a slow, tasteless, col hammer, which makes tbe loudest ; orle»» poison, carefully calculated to moves in air In all directions, and a clanging noise and makes the spark» kill a busftand in Just tbe time that penetrating odor of ozone Alls tbe ad H. GOYNE, fly about In every direction. Now. suited tbe purchaser. La Spara and jacent space. Tbe energy of explosion who can tell me what 1 have beeu de thirteen of her companions were Is supposed to be that utilized lu the banged, a large number of tbe culprits formation of oxygen Into tbe ozone by scribing?” • A little maid who bad listened to were whipped ba If naked through the tbe lightning. Knowledge of tbe cause A ttornry - at -L aw . NOTICE OF CONTEST. these vivid details with eye» I twice streets of Rome, while others of the and real nature of thunderbolts Is They ure more plentiful at Unen meager highest rank escaped with heavy Office : Opposite Court Honst tbelr natural size spraug to ber • feet J Spoiled the Bird’s Flight. Department of the Interior, and banishment sea than over laud.—New York Anierl- and aald in an awed whisper: During a campaign meeting a United States Land Office, can. ’Tbe devil!"—Housekeeper. Portland, Oregon. speaker, noted for bis eloquent dis T illamook , O rkgoe . Coal and the Arts. July 15th, 1912. courses, was expounding tbe praises ot Not Accustomed to Princes. An Intimate connection between coal To EDGAR ELKINS, of Beaver, Curious Choioo of a Wife. An English paper tells tills story bl» favorite candidate for mayor. Oregon, Contestee : Some years ago an English curate aud tbe art» to seen In tbe career of "This man.” be shouted. ”1» the one about Oliver Wendell Holmes. Wheu You are hereby notified that Dick surprised bls parishioners by marrying Thomas Britton, tbe celebrated "mu this who can most fittingly govern T. BOALS, M.D, Tilla a widow considerably older than him sical small coal man." Over bls coal In England in 188(1 be was at a great baren for tbe oppressed, with it» Dixon, who gives Blaine, self The astonishment was still great shop In Jerusalem passage. Clerken reception in I-ondon He sat quietly lu countless myriads of happy homes, mook Co., Oregon, as his post office addiess. did on July 8th, 1912, er when (be cause was known. The well, be established in 1678 a musical a corner, feeling a little faint, and. ob tbelr verdant lawns and flowers scin file in this offies his duly corrobo PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, curat« bud become engaged to a young club, where every Thursday for nearly serving refreshments In the distance, filiating Iu tbe sunlight.” rated application to contest and girl who»e frivolous conduct soon led forty years was held a concert, at be turned to an elederly man. whom secure the cancellation of your With giutstretched arms and gazing TILLAMOOK. him to regret tbe step. He offered a which Handel and all tbe greatest mu be supposed to be a butler or somethlug fervently upward, he exclaimed In a homestead, Entry No. 16390, Serial settlement for his release, but It was slclaus of tbe day performed. To a of that kind, and asked for a bottle of passionate voice: No. 01430, made December 4th, 1907, Tbe supposed servant Tillamook Block. for the S. E. Section 22, Township refused. He endeavored lu every way love of music Britton Joined a knowl soda . water “If I had tbe pinions of a bird I to break tbe engagement, but without edge of bibliography, which brought brought tbe soda with great alacrity would fly to every ward and precinct 3 South, Range 8 West, Willamette Meridian, and as grounds for hie him Into contact with Harley, earl of and remarked: "I am Very glad to success in this wonderful city and disseminate contest he alleges that said Edgar “Is there nothing I can do to escape Oxford, and other collectors. But be meet you. Dr. Holmes. 1 am Prince tbe glad tidings that"— Elkins has abandoned said land g M. KERRON, this?" be exclaimed one day In despair. continued until his deatb In 1714 to Christian." Then a voice from the back of tbe and has not lived on said land for Tbe autocrat of the breakfast table "Yes." remarked tbe girl's mother, sell coal In tbs streets of London and two years last paBt. room piped out: who was present aud who bad beeu would frequently join bls noble pa was naturally taken aback, but quickly You are, therefore, further noti "You'd be shot for a goose before tbe prime mover lu tbe marriage nego trons on a book buntlug expedition at recovered himself and said: "Dear me! you bad flown a mile.”—Kansas City fied that the said allegations will PHYSICIAN & SURGEON tired in bis blue smock and with tbe I have not had much acquaintance tlatlous. "by marrying me.” be taken by this office as having Journal. Tillamook Block, been confessed by you, and your Thu curate decided If he bad to mar coal sack be bad beeu carrying all da> with princes—at leaxt uot enough to said entry will be canceled there distinguish them from waiters at a ry one of the two be preferred the over bls arm.—London Chronicle. Pricss 1« ths Tenth Century. under without your further right to glance.'* Tillamook, Oregon. mother and accepted ber. Tbs youug Money values In the tenth century be heard therein, either before this Balzac’s Passwords. After that tbe genial poet soon be girl eoou married a wealthy stockbru It was not easy to make one’s way came tbe center of a circle of royal were very low. according to our Ideas, office or on appeal, if you fail to ker. file in this office within twenty davs Into Balzac’s bouse at Chaillot, Hue people, whom he entertained for hours. but as the purchuslng power of money after the fourth publication of this then equalled from eight to twenty HAWK’ des Batallles. for It was guarded like Nature Teaches Inventors. timet« what It Is today one must not notice, as shown below, your an "We get our hints from nature,” tbe the garden of the Ileaperldea. Two or Odd Definitions. swer, under oath, specifically meet hasten a comparison, writes Charles luveutor said. "Take, for lustauce. the three passwords were necessary, which ing and responding to these alle “Amusing iind ridiculous answers to W. Hall in tbe National Magazine gations of contest, or if you fail hollow pillar, which la stronger tlmu were cbauged frequently for fear they examination questions are fairly corn tbe solid one. Tbe wheat straw showed should become known. 1 remember a mon lu graded public school» every In Athelstane's time a horse was worth within that tim$ to file in this office PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, us tile superior streugtb of the hollow few. To the porter we said, "The plum where. I supjioxe.” said a teacher at n 12<> shillings, an ox 30 pence, a <w>w 20 due proof that you have served a pence, a sheep 5 pence, a hog 8 pence, copy of your answer on the said pillar. Holld, tbe wheat straw would aeiison bH* i-uine." ou which he allowed public institutiou for the higher edu BAY CITY, OREGON. contestant either in parBon or by tie unable to support Its bead of grain. us to cross the threshold. To the serv cation of tbe colored race, “but au ex a slave 20 Mhllllug». making a slave registered mail. If this service is Where did man get bls Idea for car ant who rushed to the staircase wheu ample recently handed In by a girl nt •worth eight oxen, and these prices ez made by the delivery of a copy of riage spring»? From the hoof» of the the liell rang It was necessary to mur least eighteen years of uge surpasses cept in times of famine, appear to have your answer to the contestant in changed little under the Norman. In horse, which, like tbe spring» derived mur. "I bring some brussel» lace," and anythin,, f his kind I have beard yet person, proof of such service must R. BEALS, 1156 wheat sold at 18 pence the quur be either the said contestant’s writ from them, are made from parallel If you assured him that "Mme. Ber "Being required to define the word ter of eight bushels, and tn 1243 It ten acknowledgment of his receipt plates Rctoaore we get from the jaws trand was quite well” you were admit 'tithe' and <oiu|«>»e u sentence »how- brought only 24 i>ence. but In 1U24 seed of the copy, showing the date of its of tbe tortoise, which are natural scis ted forthwith. This nonsense amused Ing Its use. her paper read REAL ESTATE, Tithe, wheat »old at 3 shillings a bushel, bar receipt, or the affidavit of the per sor«: chisels from tbe squirrel, who Balzac Immensely, and it was perhaps something that bind», love, friendship son by whom the delivery was made ley at 2 shillings and outs ut I shilllug carries them lu bls mouth, adzes from uecessary to keep out bores and other '‘Bleat ta* the tithe that binds.” X F inancial A gbnt , stating when and where the copy per bushel. tbe hippopotamus, wboee Ivurlm nr» visitors still more disagreeable.—Miss "A scarcely less iimu»lug answer was was delivered, if made by registered adzes of tbe beat deslgu. the plsue Wortuley s "Memoir of Balzac.” Tillamook, Oregon. given by auotlier pupil: mail, proof of such service must Gladstone’s Signa. from tbe bee's jaws, the triphammer consist of «he affidavit of the person " 'L’pbruld. to braid up. She up Gladstone was tbe inventor of the by’ whom the copy was mailed from tbe woodpecker.” Oddly Expressed. braided tier hair To lift up They up In one of bls letters William Brook braided their hero who wua dead with abbreviation for mllllou which to much stating when and the poat office to used In England. Since "iu" was al which it was mailed, and this affi J-JR. P. J. SHARP, field tells bow as school Inspector be tbelr bayonets.' ’* Ths Qsrdian Knot. ready reserved for a thousand be made davit must be accompanied by the Tbe Gordian knot was said to bars bad to give un examination ou physical a million sign out of it by curllug the poatmaater’e receipt for the letter. been made of thongs used as a baruesa science. "What was I to do? 1 knew A Dread Ordeal. You should state in your answer tall of the ”m" over tbe laxly of the RESIDENT DENTIST, to tbe wagou of Gordius, king of nothing about hydrogen or oxygeu or Tbe Rev. Mr Inch of Dumbarton the name of the post ofHcff to which Phrygia. Whosoever loosened this knot, auy other ’gen.’ So 1 set them a paper told bow on one occasion In Ills old letter and once declared that posterity you desire future notice« to be sent Office across the street frow tbe the ends of wblcb were not discover which I called "applied science' One church In Dundee a tiro'her mlnlslei might be more grateful to him for till-» to you. than for bls political work. He wa< able. the oraci« declared should be of my questions was, ’What would you bad preached 11 rather long »eruion H. F. H igby , Register Court House. ruler of Pereto Alexander tbe Great do to cure a cold In the head?’ A young and be (Mr. luchi bud occusluu latei much addicted to labor waving devices J. C. A bdrey , Receiver. and was proud of his system of record Date of first publication July 18th. «ut away the knot with bto sword un lady answered, ’I should put my feet on to euter tbe pulpit to make an Inti Dr. Wi»e’s office. til he fouud tbe ends of it and thus. into hot water till you were In a pro- matlon. w herein sin a “wee'Macgr.-iror," Ing response» to invitations. When an Date of second publication July 25th. Invitation was sent the name was Date of third publication Aug 1st. In a military sens» at least. Interpreted fuse perspiration.' ” who was lu tbe gallery with hi» moth Date of fourth publication Aug. 8th. the oracle, 330 B. U er and tbe rest of tbe family, took marked in hl» list with a minus sign SARCHET, In ease of acceptance another stroke The Noodle’s Eye. fright and exclaimed very loudly: I . The Fashionable Taita- NOTICE Kathryn, aged Bv«. was vainly try His Own Crafty Way. There's aultber mails It a plus sign, while refusal was “Come awa’. maw Fuallby—Human nature to a funny 1 Ing to thread a needle. "Mamma.” man guau tae begin!"—Glasgow Time» marked with a sign of equality. A circle about a plus sign »bowed that an (Mug. It was Ml J | bad quit drinking, she asked, "don't they call a bole ta a Notice is hereby given that the Oauiag, Pressing and Repai - acceptance bad been recalled. and everybody I mat aakad m« to taka needle an eye?" Which It Really Waw County Court of Tillamook County. "Yes. dear.” answered ber mot bar. something. Qlaasby-And you couldn't ing a Specialty. "Oh. George." »be exclaimed, "now Oregon, will receive sealed bide for Ox Bones. “Well,” continued tbe little misa. that you've seen my new bat you »Im accept? Foor fellowl Fuatlby— Oh. the construction of a wagon road 20 Ox bones have a couslderabl« value y«« I acc«pt«d »vary time it was I "I'll bet tbto old oeedl« to croas ayad.” ply can't regret that I got It. I»u t It S» *rc iu Heins Photographic Chicago Naw«. Tbe four feet of au ordinary ox will feet wide from the Union School House who started the reformation story, you Just a poem ?” in section 32, Twp. 4 South, range 10 « ~ —............ .. know. -Boaton Transcript make a pint of neat's foot oil. The Gallery. "Wall if It la.” replied John. "I «up Again Our Queer Language. pose a proper title for It would i»- thigh bone to the most valuable, being West,Wm. along the right-of-way deed useful for cutting Into tootbbruab han ed by J. P. Gage to Tillamook County, “Queer language. Isn’t It?” Must Csnfarm. "Owed to • Milliner.'"—Catbulle Stand die. The fore leg bones are made Into to the first mile post of the Grant "Why eoF' Without (he »lightest compunction • rd aud Times. J. CLAUSSEN, "Hacauae of elckoeaa I bad to sand collar buttons and parasol bandies Dawson County Road, jn Section 5, the copy rradar changed th» quotation my abortbiuid writer born« yesterday " • LAWYER, The water In which the bones are • nd mad» It read thus: Hard Tree to Climb. Twp., 5 S. R. 10 west. The work to "WallT boiled to reduced to glue, while tbe dust A fool and hto tuon«v are i«rted Unfortunately, as the majority hare ___ •<»in. ' That left me ubortbauded."—Cleve discovered tn every age. the tree of which comes from sawing tbe bones consist of clearirg of the right-of-way. jprutalher grading and constructing a fill across "It aouuda Nee«tly," b» said, "but land Plain Dealer. fame to an Inconveniently tall tree tbe to turned Into food for cattto and pool the tide land to Gage ’ s point and plac 113 Tillamook Block, the higher Kngltoh demauda It.”“ trunk of It to abominably smooth tnn. try.—Exchange. ing all culverts according to tbe plans Cbkagv Tribuirá Maha It Help. affording very little foothold to the Itot «very dissatisfaction with tbs Himber T illamook - O bkgom - and specification« on file at tbe office of No Destra to Be a Widow. preaent be made not a dlscvurag» ”1 know that I'm not good enough the County Clerk. HM«yw«>aht totohiMs. ; E O« an avrreg». H,vut«m»u are th» nient. but so Inspiration. by tbe con hravtoat man tn the (1D||M| Klninkim. tluual cunsciviiMneaa of tbe great law turn Wtl>uiuv. futkiweu by Knitllxit- st etetaai growth-Phillipa Hrooka m»u and Irtatiuivn last. Cardiff W«rt- Th» Ld« Lma- Amateur l’aliuM-Tb» ilf» line indi- I vate» boa» bug you «vili live. Skrptleal Tti« Jury, o-Waat iKxslbl« excue» did FrteM—Tu«? l«nt li a wooder tbe yo» f«Uuw« MV« for acqulttla« that Hfe Insurance cvmpantou pay imi atte« uiuMvree? Jarymau-luaaatty Cltl- flou w IC? «••—What! Th» «bol» tw»iv» ot you? for you.” "You wouldn't best man that found that these and 1 don't look well In black lamia G tolto lieoiocrat. A certified check equal to 5 per cent of th« amount of the bid must accom E. REEDY, D.V M., pany each bM aa a guarantee that the bidder will execute a bond for tbe com Bt VETERINARY pletion of the contract if awarded the same. . (Both PhonM). All bids to be filed in the office of OreT* the County Clark of Tillamook County, Tillamook Oregon, on or before 10 o’clock A M t Wednesday tbe 7th day of August A. D. 1912, ’ j~y. j. t work m The Court reserves tbe right to re ject any and all bide. , J. C. Holden, County Clerk. ”<»»iy I T< » i European parcele poet charge« pay a government profit aod |hey ar» aetontohingly low compared with rate« us Uxa United Staten. . J CHIROPRACTOR AN> NATUROPATH, Also expert for troubles ski a or feet. Hoars 10 4 p in., and 7 to Office in Williams’^ra