Tillamook Headlight. February 8, 1012
WORKED THE DIPLOMAT.
LOW FARES WEST.
Daily March 1st to April 15th,
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THE LOST SPECTACLES.
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CAUGHT_A TARTAR.
What Happened Whan th« Old G«ntle- Retort of ■ Wit neat That Broke Up «
man Triad t« Find Th«m.
Cross Examination.
a man from “up atate" who was In
“The purpose of • cross e\amlnx • ,»
New York city on business was taken in a law case," said u Judge. '.a p, ;ry
TO
by a nephew whom be was visiting to to break down tbe testimony u a
dine at a Broadway restaurant the witness, but sometimes even tbe smart
evening of bis arrival. Tbe next day est lawyer catches u tartar and Instead
FROM
ho said to tbe younger man:
of breaking down tbe wituess be him
ST. PAUL ........ $25.00
CHICAGO ....... $33.00
“Where is that restaurant we dined self is all broken up. 1 will never for
KANSAS CITY . 25.00
CINCINNATI .. 37.00
at last night? I left my gold specta get an answer made to me by a He
OMAHA................ 25.00
MILWAUKEE.. 31.50
cles there. I’m pretty sure. I've got brew witness who was tbe complain
27.85
DES
MOINES
...
ST. LOUIS . ... 32.00
another pair with me. but I don’t want ant iu a burglary case In a county
35
65
INDIANAPOLIS.
NEW YORK. .. 50.00
to lose tbe others.”
court, ne charged the young gentle
DENVER ............. 25.00
DETROIT ......... 38.00
"I’ll stop in and get them for you on man whom 1 was defending with
my way dowu town," replied tbe uepb breaking opeu tbe door of bis apart
From other eastern points in proportion.
Tell your friends in the East of this opportunity of moving West at
•w.
ment above bls tailor shop. Un dir« t
low rates. Direct train service via Burlington Route, Northern Pacific,
He went to tbe restaurant, explained examination be testified that tbe alleg.
Great Northern and "North Bank” Lines.
the circumstances and received a pair 3d burglar had broken the chain on
Youjcan deposit with me and tickets will be furnished people in
of gold rimmed spectacles that had tbe inside of tbe door. 1 started iu to
the East. Details will be furnished on request.
been left on a table the previous even- cross examine with that ease of man
W E CO j .AN,
T. COOPER, Agent,
; Ing. On his return home in the after ner which characterizes every lawyer
Gen’l. Freight and Pas». Agent,
Hillsboro, Ore.
noon he banded them to his uncle.
Portland, Ore.
who has a good point up his sleeve. Iu
“Where in thunder did you get my sweetest tones 1 asked:
•1
those?" Inquired tbe elder man.
" ’Now. m.v dear sir. you say this boy
was goiug down Broadway today and ■ broke In your door?’
recognized the place we dined at—at ' " ’Yes. sir.'
least I thought 1 did. Anyway I went
“'And you say he broke the chain
in and asked if I left my spectacles that was fastened on the inside?'
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last night, and they gave me this pair."
“ ‘Yes. sir.'
He produced another pair of gold rim
“'Now will you tell me how any
To further introduce our high-grade photo
med spectacles.
I man on the outside of a door could
Upon the uncle describing the restau possibly unfasten a chain that was on
graph» we will give FREE one handsome
I
rant whence be bad retrieved the glass- tlie inside?'
Bromide Photo Enlargement
i
es tbe nephew assured him It was sev
“Quick as a flash he blurted out:
I
eral blocks from the one they bad pat 'How should 1 know? Vy don't you
with each $2.00 order or better.
I
ronized the day before. While the two ask him? Dot’s Ills business I’m a
CALL AND SEE OUR SAMPLES AND JUDGE FOR YOURSELF.
were discussing the situation the post tailor. He's a tiefE
man delivered a package for tbe un
"That cross examination came to a
ela. it contained n pair of gold rim full stop then and there."—Brooklyn
IIEINS’ OLD .GALLERY.
med spectacles, with a note from Ills Eagle.
You like a little salt and pep-
wife saying that she had found them
i>er—a little mustard—a little
IRISH
FOX
HUNTERS.
on bis writing desk at home and was
emon extract—a little tiffs and
WANTED AN EXCHANGE.
that to flavor your grub. Your I Their Horses Are Said to Bo Wonders sending them to New York tn tbe
event that be might need them —New
cow, your steer, your hog under
For Endurance.
A Curious Advantur« In Which th«
natural conditions would have a
York Herald.
Czar Nichol«« Figured.
“Fox hunting has thrived for centu
chance to get a bite nf this, a bite
ries In Ireland." said a Belfast man.
The Czar Nicholas was very fond of
of that and a bite of the other
thing and so get a variety iu its
“It is the great sport among those who
masquerade balls and one night ap
MOROCCO CITY.
feed. But under tlie unnatural
can afford It. and it hardly becomes u
peared at one in the character of his
condition in^fwhich you keep gentleman in our country not to have Magnificent In Its Sits and In Its His Satanic majesty, with grinning face,
them, they get every day about
toric Ruins.
ridden to tbe bounds and been in at
horus and tail, and seemed to enjoy
the same sort of stuff to eat. As
the death at some time.
Morocco city, the capital of the the character very much.
a natural consequence they get
“To follow the dogs on their hunt southern half of tbe Moroccan king
About 3 o’clock tn tbe morning he
" off .their feed.” Even if they
for tbe wily reynard is not child's play. dom, is a far more Interesting city went out and. throwing over him Some
do not, their digestive organs
It brings into play the most consum than Fez. Architecturally Its monu furs, called a cab and ordered the
need the tonic effect which comes
from a variety of feeding stuffs.
mate skill ns a rider, for one has to be ments, Including tbe famous Kutubia coachman to take him to the Quai An
able to stick to his horse through all tower, the counterpart of tbe Giralds glais. Being very tired, he fell asleep.
Watkins' Stock Tonic
kinds of going. Some of tbe fences tn Seville; the famous mosque of Mil- When be awoke be found the coach
Is a scientific preparation which
are high, the jump being much more ley Abdallah and a hundred other ruin man had taken tbe wrong direction,
not only improves the flavor of
severe tliau those In tbe bunts in this ed or semtrulned edifices surviving for tlie Qua! Anglais was in tbe most
the feed you feed, but also sup
plies that tonic element so needed
country, but our horses are up to it. from tbe days when tbe city had 700. fashionable part of tbe city, a bile
to make your live stock do their
There is no finer horse in the world 000 Inhabitants and was one of tbe around him were only miserable hov
best.
than tbe Irish hunter, In fact, men great capitals of Islam, are the most els.
There is no longer any doubt
who incline to the thoroughbred and considerable and magnificent in Mo
Nicholas I egnn to remoustriite. but
about the need of a tonic for the
the standard bred horse give us credit rocco. Equally beautiful.is the site of the driver paying no heed to him.
modern domestic animal kept
for having produced a wouderful this city in the upper valley of tbe drove through n stone archway into a
under artificial conditions. You
must give them something to equine. He can run and jump and Tenesift river, surrounded in a half cemetery Then, taking a long knife
pack a great loud, and bis endurance circle by the great wall of the grand from ills girdle, he opened the door of
help them digest their feed and
get the greatest good from it.
is beyond that of any other breed
Atlas mountains, whose snowclad tlie cult mid said:
Watkins' Stock Tonic supplies
“The supply of foxes seems to bold peaks are seen beyond a foreground of
"Give me your money and vour tn»s
this need. It makes the animal
out all right. There ure plenty of them large farms and fertile fields
or I will kill you."
relish its feed more; it aids in
iu Ireland. Among the peasants there
A city far less given over to war.
"And <1<> you give me your sot.:”
the digestion and assimilation
is a superstition that tbe fox knows with a population less ferocious, less cried Nicholas us lie threw <>., bls fu. t
of the feed, and in addition to
bls end and rather enjoys it. for be fanatical than that of Fez or Mekinez. ami disclosed his personification of toe
that, it has a tonic effect upon
likes to be hunted and to double on his Morocco city lias been much mole fre evil one
the whole system.
Your animals need a tonic of
tru ks and watch his pursuers go Lay
quently visited by Europeans than it;
Overcome with terror, the couehmau
tiffs kind. Watkins’ Stock Tonic
—Detroit Free Press.
northern rivals, Geograptiicall.v Mo fell senseless on the ground, while iri
is not a secret preparation. We
rocco city is tbe real gatewuy to the emperor himself drove the er.L, lank io
tell you the actual ingredients
Sahara. By tbe Glav.i pass one rond town nml afterward used more elire ill
John Fslt Secure.
that are used in it. You know
There was a knock on the door lti climbs over the Atlas mountnllis to the selection of a coachman
exactly what you are buying, and
the midst of the packing, and the little Tafilet. and the caravan route eoutlu
pound for pound it will go farther
I and do more good than any other globe trotter opened it to behold .lohu ues to Timbuktu. A second road de
An Easy Medical Degree.
stock tonic or so called stock
Chinaman with tier laundry bundle scends to the Draa. crossing tbe Atlas
l'lme was when medical degrees
food ever made.
"i'll not need you again. John. I’m chain, while u third leads to Tarudant were obtained nt St. Andrews without
The Watkins Man will be glad
going away to China." was the srntl and the Sus country. Close commtinl all the difficulties of today, and tha
to leave you r. pail on trial,
Ing explanation “Me go back some cation with tbe south has left Its mark story Is told concerning a learned pro
backed by the Watkins guarantee,
day. too." he replied. “Got wife an upon tbe people, who are darker and fessor of old. who hud udvlseil a par
Deliverd by Waggon.
111’ boy in Canton. No. see now fi show more patently the Infusion of ticular student whom tie luul never
year." The Manhattan glri who was African blood than the Berbers and seen In the flesh mid of whose work
R. R. ROBERTS
to nccomputiy tbe little globe trotter Arabs of the north— London Stnud he knew but little, to call upon him nt
on the oriental tour became Interested a rd.
bis house so that he might lie examin
at this Juncture “Aren’t you afraid
ed for bis degree. The morning was
your wife will run off with some other
Quran Ants.
a brilliant one. and the learned gentle
The queen ant bas apparently not man found it impossible to resist the
Chinese while you are away. John?"
she asked Without so much ns vouch bad justice done to her by naturalists attractions of the links. Before set
safing a glance at his Inquisitor be Dr. W. M. Wheeler's view is that by ting out. however, he had left a mes
picked up bis bundle and when be comparison with tbe queen bee tbe sage with one of the maidservants,
reached the door retorted. “My wife queen ant is by far tbe more admirable and a conversation like tbe following
she uo Mellcau woman; she Chinese creature. In many important respects ensued on the nrrival of the student nt
lady."
they are diametrically opposite. The the appointed time: "Are you tbe
queen bee is. it is pointed out. a de gentleman who was to cull this morn
Th« Minister’s Usefulness.
generate creature, unable to nourish ing about a degree?" asked the girl on
Among tbe members of n fashionable either herself or her young, to visit opening tbe door. “I am.” was the
country club of Washington ure a doc flowers, to build combs or to store reply. “Well.” said the maid. "1 was
tor and a minister, who delight in tbe them with honey. With the queen ant to tell you that It was all right. You
exchange of repartee touching their quite tbe reverse is tbe case She is have passed!"—Scotsman
respective professions. As they met held to be a perfect exemplar and em
Be sure you have the correct time. one day the minister observed that be bodiment of her species, and the work
Not Just What He Said.
Buy your watch here and you will was "going to read to old Cunuiug- er ants suffer from incomplete and re
A well known parson, preaching to a
have the best time niway—ever ac ham," adding (as he was aware that tarded development The queen ant Is crowded congregation at a church
curate and dependable. ’ Our stock the old man was a patient of bis a very Industrious and Intelligent where In Ills younger days lie had lieeii
of (Gold and Silver Watches for friend the doctori, “Ik he much worker. She forms iin exceedingly In-
rilllE Bell
telephone Service lightens
Ladies and Gentlemen includes worse?"
foresting subject for study —London curate, alluded to the many ctrnftgrs
|
the domestic tusks of the* farmer’s wife.
that had taken ploce He < entrusted
some of the beat time pieces ever
With tbe gravest of expressions tbe Globe
the attendance with thai of dijy«/¡one
made. Ail kinds of Jewelry of the physician replied:
best grades at the lowest maike
by anil renuirk«!. "At on* titw It» ttfis
Iri th« family circle, the Hell Service ia indiapennablt. It
"He needs your help more than
I
Odd
Signs.
prices. Jewelry repaired while ion
church there was not a soul—er—(•<•*♦
mtue "
Placard at ■ moving picture show:
*» .1 constant household companion. It stops for her when
wait.
Off his guard, the minister exclaim- "Young children must have parents." son in the gallery."
a he in too busy to go to town. It brings her in close touch
Next day. in a report of tbe service
ed anxiously: "l*oor fellow’ la It as
In a barber'« shop window: "During which ifopcared in one of the I al
with the social life of the community. l«oved ones far away
bad as that?"
alterations patrons will be shaved in newspnisTs. tlie minister wits ie|»ort?
"Yes He Is suffering from lusom the back."
may be reached, for the Hell field is almost limitless. It re
ed to time said. "At one time l:i ILI«
■la."—Lippincott'«
Reliable Jeuueler,
in a tailor's shop: "We dye for oth ebun-h there was not n sober pereou
lieves the monotony of life. She <<>nn<>r be lonesome with
era. Why not let us dye for you?"
Next to the Post Office.
the gallery
Exchange.
the Bell Service at her command. It ia a constant source of
Keeping Track of Ships.
In a clothing store: "These pants will
pleasure and profit in the home circle.
In the course of n year more ttian a look better on your legs than on our
Seizing Hi« Opportunity.
Tillamook Bakery. dozen fsinderous laxiks are filled at' bands "
Talk it over with our local manager.
Wife—Mrs Bowen's house is «trictlv
Lloyd's with nothing but tbe name« of
A silversmith has a place next door
OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE.
ships, their captains and the dates on , to a restaurant The former having UP to date, with eiei-tric appliances
throughout All she has to do Is t<»
which they touch aud leave port. Ev
Corner Stillwell Ave. and First cry known vessel In the world of more ! put up a placard. "Jewelry of all kinds touch a button and almost any desired
a?!'.
'plated." tbe restaurant keeper follow«,
Husband--
than a hundred tons register baa its . with this: “Oysters and little neck result Is accomplished
St. West, and both Pitones.
Well, you would never tie able to get
record In them, and the uudvrwrltaen ' clams plated "—Rostoa Transcript
results In that way. m.v dear Wife
can easily turn to tbe uame of any
•FEOIALYY IN ALL KIND OF CAKES
Why not? Huslwind-Bei-nuse you
British or foreign ship and tall ap
Dodging tha Dun.
Every Bell Telephone ia the Center of the System.
seem to have a horror of touching but
proximately where she la at the ate-
ALL KINO Ot n> > s«i
"Why did you come way downtown tons Just look nt my clothes.
ment.—London Tit Bit«
to buy thia when you could have
bought It from your neighbor?"
A Warning Against Wet Feet.
An Epidemic of Coughing
Bern Lucky.
Considerate
"I’ve exhausted my credit with him.
Wet and chilled feet usually affect Is sweeping over the town. Old and
"Some men just can't help bein'
"You
seem
cnxts.
Hl
bey
"
the intintoti« membrance of the young alike are affected and the
and If I went la there and paid cash
"So I am. A fellow calk'd me a born for something he’d think I bare money Acky ?"
nose throat and lunga, und la »tram ia particularly hard on little
"Why-wbat’n happened now?"
bilot today "
grippe. bronchitis or pneumonia children and on elderly |»eople.
and start to dun me."-Detroit Free
fiiay result. Watch carefully. ¡str- holey’s Honey and Tar Compbgnd
"Nothing but ibi« Eiirlhipnke swal
"That's nothing to worry about- I Frees
Mciilnrly the children, nml lor the is a quick, sale and reliable cure for
lowed the meanest itimi in town, met
think it was very considerate indeed
racking
stnbborn cough give all cough- and Colds. Contains nc
when they found Mm lie wux «live an'
him tn blame It aa your nncretora'
Just t« Cheer.
Foley’s Honey and Tar Compound. opiates Chas. I. Clough Co.
! we't nn' stakin' off « gold 01111«!" -
R A. WAHLEN. D O of
-Louden Eiprvaa
It sturtha the inflame I membranes,
Votto« Hub-Thews no need of for
Atlanta Consiltiitlou.
and heals the cough quickly. lake
Eye SightSpecialist.
I (her parley Tbe next war that cames
Ail He OK
no substitute. —Chaa I Clough Co Wanted for Cask. Cheap Farm
along fluds me joining- Toong Wlfe-
Answ«e«d th« Ooctar.
Prices for Hogs
"And you actually consented to M Ob. George. George, don't! Young Bab
Land in Tillamook County
! our wife run for officer*
A pBrsletan. fiudlng a lady rcadtrg
-la
tbe
cheers
of
victory
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Lotio«
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Dairy Farm Wasted
" e have a customer who arili buy
"Twelfth Night." said. "When Sbake-
"Consented? Certataty noi. | ec«te Bita.
Iù«ht hogs LIO Iba., ÍUc.
tor spot cash a cheap farm in Tilla*
■|>e«re wrote about imriene« nn a mon
Wanted try an ei|>erivncvd dairy miH.k County
raced
"-Cleveland
Fiala
Dealer.
U0
Iba.
to
JUB
Iba.
8c.
Answer st once.
AM Ibe to 230 Iba 7V»c.
man. a dairy farm to rent with Halph Ackley Land Co, 1» Flftte
ument did l.c mean doctors' patient»**
People who never bare any time an
Iba. and over, 7c.
;0 to SO cows. Apply to this office St-, I orlland. Ore.
"No." rof'lb*d th« lady; "yon don't
Tillamook Meat Company.
And them -m monument«, but undn
PORTLAND and HILLSBORO
Free !
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The Tillamook Studio
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Your Live Stock
a Fair Deal ?
BEAVER
STATE
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Patent Flour
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to Give Satisfaction
A Blessing to the Farmer’s Wife.
EUGENE JENKINS,
THE PACIFIC TELEPHONE
& TELEGRAPH CO.
The Part a Chine«« Mlnl«t«r Played M
■ Pr««« Agent.
When Wu Ting Fang was mintofot
from China at Washington be waa tbe
most curious man in the diplomatic
I corps. He would go any place to «ee
anything. Thera was a rundow» eob-
l urbau resort near tbe capital In bard
luck. Everybody would go of evealng»
to a rival resort on the same trolley
line a mile or two beyond it. Tbe re
sort hired a publicity agent and fold
him to drum up trade. The press gen
ius got a private car and luvlted Mr.
Wu mid bls family and suit to spend
an evening at tbe resort. which was
painted In marvelous colors. Wu ac
cepted and took the whole legation
out, and they were entertained at din
ner. While the Chinese guests were
dining the publicity man put a leather
lunged barker, with a megaphone, on
tbe platform, and when the trolley
1 cars, loaded to the guards with people
for the rival place stopped, tbe barker
bawled out:
"Come in and see Wu Ting Fang,
the Chinese minister, and bls suit!
They are in oriental costumes. TTiey
are eating with chopsticks."
The people piled off tbe cars, and
that night Mr. Wu was tbe center of
tbe biggest crowd in the history of the
resort. The scheme turned the tide
for the rundown resort, and It has
been prosperous ever since. But%Mr.
Wu went back to China without ever
discovering the part be had played as
a press agent.—New York World.