TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, NOVEMBER
In addition to his British allow
ance of $125,000 a year the duke of
Connaught, Canada’s new governor
general, receives a salary of $50.000
| a year from the Dominion. The
Canadians have a fine pull on Mr.
Bull'e pocketbook.
No decision has yet been reached
by the progressives in the matter of
choosing» running mate for Sena
tor La Follette next year, but it will ,
probably be a golf player who re
ceived his training at the hands of
Col. Roosevelt.
If the Wrights have really perfect I
ed a safety device for aeroplaning, '
which can balance a machine in
mid-air at any time, we may make
more new conquests of the air with
out paying too great a price in
human life for them.
Sidney Love, divorce, who had
lost three estates and gone out West
to make another fortune, has been
saved the trouble. An uncle, dying,
has left him a fortune of $7,000,000,
and his payments of alimony are
based on hie financial condition at
, the time he was at low ebb. Still,
there are those contending that
there is no such thing as luck,
2, 1Ö11-
NAMES AND FACES. •
THE SERENADE.
Douglas Marked the Man Ha Wanted An Old Romantio Custom That Has
Fallen Into Dssuotudo.
to Know Again.
’’Stephen A. Douglas had the most
remarkable memory for faces of any
man iu public life," declares a corre
spondent. “Upon the occasion of a
visit to Washington on election day In
1889 the late Colonel John W. Forney
was discussing the election of Garfield
over Hancock «itb Colonel Harmon of
Detroit. Colonel Harmon had ■ been
mayor of Detroit and prominent in na
tional politics. Harmon nnd Forney
got to talking about earlier politics,
and Harmon related the story of a
meeting with Douglas In New York.
Douglas had been nominated in Balti
more by one faction of the Democratic
party. Breckinridge was chosen by
the other faction In Charleston. When
he heard of bis nomination Douglas
was in New York. He entered the
Astor nouse, then the headquarters
for all politicians nnd the principal .
hotel in New York, and Immediately
was surrounded by his political admir
ers. Among them was Colonel Har
mon. The latter, according to the
story he told me, put forth his hand
and congratulated Douglas on his nom
ination.
“ Thank you, Colonel narmon,’ re
plied Douglas,
“Harmon was amazed that Douglas
should have remembered his name, for
he had mot the ‘little giant’ but once,
fifteen years before, and then for but
a brief period. After a time be return
ed and asked Douglas how he was
able to call him by name.
” ‘My dear colonel,' said Douglas,
‘whenever I meet a man I want to
know again I put a mark on him and
I never forget.' ’’—Washington Post.
KILL SHARKS FOR F«
Kanakas Can Whip tl.o Mai e,.
p.;. c Fight.
a . Fair
In the Pacific ocean utM
.. . g
Beu who outswiui lisli auq
T!
kill tuuu eating sharks iu a ttiri*
They are Kanakas the
are natives of the 11 iwaftan LLjLil
“A native can whip u shark I k ^
be can outswim him." states an W
lean who has been living in tlwis^
many years. “1 never beard
Uve being injured by a shark, i*
there is a superstitition among tb»
that u shark is afraid of a Kanakaig
will refuse to fight. This is not
however, and grew out of tin* httM
• native always whips a shift, j
Kanaka will apy a shark and, i
a knife between his teeth, dire ia
him. It is a fair tight, becii»^
■hark has teeth that are as deadly
tbe knife. The shark will mate j,
tbe swimmer, und when it Is la ru®,
will flop suddenly on its side, «lift
position is necessary before it
its powerful Jaws to «rush an eceq
As tbe shark turns the native win
rapidly and come up and rip tbett»
ture open with a quick slash of tft
knife. Sometimes they will nrcld tft
shark time after time, cutting It g
the nose und pricking it to arotuk
anger.
“For excitement It outtbrills ■ M
fight.”—Detroit Free Press.
In recalling the serenade of the Phil
harmonic society to Mlle. Nilsson I am
reminded of a custom now fallen into
desuetude, but which at the time I
ipeak of <1370» was a favorite method
if bestowing a marked compliment
upon any one whom you wished par
tlcularly to honor.
Tbe serenade was not only offered
to visitors of distinction, but prevailed
exteuslvely as a delicate ntlenilwii
which you might pay to tbe lud.v of
your choice. It was thought tbe prop
er thing at that period for a man -to
engage the best brass band be could
afford and to proceed with It after
midnight to tbe bouse of his preferred
and then to stand beneath the win
dows while tbe muslciaus played their
most sentimental and sonorous selec
tions. It was not an uncommon sound
No other aid to the housewife
even to bear a double quartet of male
voices, with a French born thrown in.
is so great, no other agent so
singing beneath tbe windows of somo
useful and certain in making
favored damsel, while paterfamilias or
the butler made ready some light re
delicious, wholesome foods
freshment for tbe donors of this grace
ful compliment
These romantic attentions have tak
en flight with tbe advent of electric
lights, elevated railroads and other
made from
voices of the night, but even New York
Balked at Cold Steel.
bad a few hours of stillness after mid
"I wouldn’t let a doctor cut my
night. nnd tbe night watchman lent
foot off,” said H. D. Ely, Bantam,
an Indulgent ear to these revelers, who
Ohio, “although a horrible ulcer
TUBES FOR LUNGS,
had been the plague of my life for
would doubtless be locked up as dis
four years. Instead I used Btick-
turbera of tbe peace did they hazard Complex System by Which Incectihi
len’s Arnica Salve, and my foot was
No Lime Phosphates
No Alum
such an enterprise under our modern
Enabled to Breathe.
soon completely cured,” Heals
regime.—Richard Hoffman's “Musical
While mammals have lungs ng
Burns, Boils, Sores, Bruises, Ec-
Recollections.’’
zema, Pimples, Corns. Surest Pile
fishes gills, insects hare neither t
i cure 25c at Chas. I. Clough’s.
nor the other. Instead they pnwg
complex system of tubes niu|
HE WAS THANKFUL
Starts Much Trouble
throughout the length of their bod
If all people knew that neglect of
THE BRITISH CABINET.
But Still He Thought There Was a whereby the air is conveyed to ex
constipation would result in severe
Call
for
County
Warrants.
part of the system.
High School Flashes.
Little More He Might Get.
indigestion, yellow jaundice or vir
To guard insects against collg
Old Simon, as we will call him. Is
All county road fund warrants ulent liver trouble, they would soon How Its Secret Documents Are Pro
Hallowe’en is over and we have
from pressure of air. nature bast«
take Dr. King’s New Life Pills, and
tected and Printed.
quite
a
character
In
his
way.
He
be
endorsed
prior
to
July
8,
1911,
will
heard no one say that they feel any
end it. Its file only safe way. Best
nished the little creatures with a a
Ench member of the cabinet is sup
better because that day of festivit be paid upon presentation. Inter for biliousness, headache, dyspep plied with a key which fits the lock of lieves in asking for a thing until be thread running spirally within ti
gets
it.
and
then
—
well,
be
is
imme
est
ceases
this
2nd
day
of
Novem
sia,
chills
and
dibility.
25c
at
Chas.
ies made its usual appearence. It
a certain dispatch box retained by the diately tn need of something else Ha wails of the tube, just as a card
I. Clough’s.
seems that some of the members ber, 1911.
prime minister. At any particular has lived on the same estate all his hose is protected with wire.
All county general fund warrants
Many flies live first in the water!
of the High School had more than
Coughing at Night
crisis, when important papers reach life, and until quite recently he was
their share of Hallowe’en blowouts endorsed prior to Feb. 9, 1911, will Means loss of sleep which is bad Downing street, the premier, after paying a merely nominal rent—£1 a larvae. Arranged along each sidei
fl IS year.
First the Invincible be paid upon presentation. Inter- for everyone. Foley’s Honey and perusing them, places them in the dis year—for tbe small cottage be occu their bodies is a series of e.rceedhl
thin plates, into each of which na»
Lil i ary Society of which a lurge est ceases this 2nd day of Novem Tar Compound stops the cough at patch box and hands the box to a spe pied.
once, relieves the tickling anil dry- cial messenger, who takes it round to
series of idood vessels. These pU
pei < ent of the school are members ber, 1911.
Simon,
however,
wasn
’
t
quite
satis
ness in the throat and heals the in
are placed to absorb the oxygen«
each
member
of
the
cabinet
in
succes
fied
Whenever
he
paid
an
installment
had their good time on Friday
Tillamook, Ore., Nov. 2, 1911.
flamed membranes.
Prevents a
tained in the water. The tail enda
cold developing into bronchitis or sion. Each member opens it with his of his rent he called bis master’s at
night. Then the High School gave
B. L. B eals ,
throe featherlike projections, and I
County Treasurer pneumonia. Keep always in the kjy and relocks It after he has read tention to tbe fact that this thing means of these the larvae cause«
a party at the school house in
house. Refuse substitutes Chas. the documents it contains. In this wanted doing and that thing wanted
honor of the festive day, on Satur
I. Clough Co.
way the papers are prevented from doing to tbe property. At length Si rents of water to flow over the ¡9
day night, and last but not least
Notice,
nnd thus their efficiency is increaxi
Backache, Headache, Nervousness falling into the hands of strangers or mon’s master decided on a bold move.
the Men’s Furnishing Club of the
Gnats also exist In tbe water t
members
of
parliament
who
are
not
in
The next time Simon turned up with
Beginning with the 1st of Septem- and rheumatism, both in men and
larvae. Hut they have no gills. Tit
High School gave an entertain
the quarter’s rent and the usual list
er, the following prices will be women, mean kidney trouble. Do the cabinet.
ment at the houfe of Mr. and Mrs.
Now and again It Is found necessary of suggested repairs tbe owner was breathing is accomplished by meat»
charged by the physicians of Tilla- not allow it to progress beyond the
a tube situated at the tip of tbeti
John Hathaway in the south part
to print copies of a "secret” which prepared to meet him.
reach
of
medicine
but
stop
it
mook.
The larvae floats along head dowoM
of town on Tuesday eve. All of
iiromply with Foley Kidney Pills. comes up for discussion at a meeting
"Ixjok here. Simon." he remarked.
in the water, with this tube justakt
Confinement, $20 and mileage They regulate the action of the of the cabinet. The document is cut
these entertainments were well at-
“I've been thinking the matter over, and
(normal case).
urinary
organs.
Tonic
in
action,
up into many small pieces and dis In recognition of your long and faithful tlie surface, so that the crcatures«|
• ended and as a result a good time
quick in results. Chas. I. Clough tributed among a goodly number of
breathe.—Harper's Weekly.
City visit, $2.00.
service I'm going to make you a free
and much merriment was indulged
Co.
Visit
out
of
town,
$2.50.
compositors
in
the
government
print
gift
of
the
cottage
you
live
in.
From
tn by all present.
Prayer Halls In Ruisia.
“I am pleased to recommend ing works, each of whom sets up his this moment it’s yours to do as you
Visit out of town, three miles,
I he Ciceronian Society met Fri
Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy as little piece, and the little piece may like with. Now, what- do you say to
In tbe villages of Russia tbe
$3.00;
one
dollar
for
each
mile
over
the best thing I know of and safest
day afternoon and rendered their
ball" is the common izba or cod
remedy for coughs, colds nnd bron represent only a dozen lines of type. that?"
program which was excellent con- hree miles as usual.
of a Stundist moujik. or a shed atl>
When
all
the
fragments
are
In
type
a
"Thank
'e,
sir
—
thank
’
e,
”
returned
chial trouble,” writes Mrs. L. B.
R. T. B oals .
cd to a very primitive farmsteed I
Hulering one week’s time that the
Arnold of Denver, Colo. “We have highly trusted official collects both the the old fellow. “An' now, sir, what
I. M. S mith ,
members had in which to prepare
used it repeatedly and it has never copy and the type and puts the latter about that bit o' paint for tbe back rounded by prodigious qaantitia
S. M. KEKRON.
* tr p.nts. 1 heir were some parts
failed to give relief.” For sale by together. The printing of the docu door? Ye’ll throw that in. o' course?” mud, dust or snow, according te I
season of tbe year A separated
■ Lumar’e Drug Store.
'hat could have been better and
ment Is then done in secret under the — London Answers.
ing erected expressly for wolf
M. E. Church.
Home thing, that were not exactly
eyes
of
this
official,
and
the
men
who
'I do not believe there is any
among the rural evangelicals oil
work
the
printing
machine
are
for
proper, but as a whole the good
Waterlogged Servians.
other medicine so good for whoop
sia is a luxury yet to be provlii
10 a. m., Sunday School. By be ing cough as Chamberlain’s Cough bidden to handle any of the paper after
An Englishwoman traveling in fier-
tilings overbalanced the bad.
Remedy,” writes Mrs. Francis Tur it is printed upon.—National Magazine. via thus gives a striking glimpse of the great majority of cases. -The«
Hie Emersonians were right or. ing present on time you will not pin,
Junction City, Ore. This rem
miss
the
apeciu)
opening
feature
of
her own prejudices and tastes. 'The Ing place, whether Izba or ontka
han I with their program us soon
edy is also unsurpassed for colds
Servians
drink too much cold water, has walls of earth. It Is withoutd
the
school.
The
tide
is
rising.
Reverse Methods In India.
as the Other was rendered and a),
and croupe. For sale by Lamar's
ing. The floor is the bare earth, Z
Lady Wilson, the wife of an eminent and they drink It till they are pulpy.
Drug Store.
hou Ji their poster is two weeks Come, add to its strength.
Anglo-Indian official and long resident An average Serb drinks enough cold den hard by many feet througkj
11
a.in.,
Sermon
subject,
"The
1,hanceof wlmt it should be
In India, in her book, “Letters From water for an English cow. I doubt lapse of long years and worn intoIR
jet we must say that if those on relation of children to the Church
India,” says: “It amuses me to notice whether the language contains an nnd hollows The » alls are lineK
of Christ.
Program have their parts pre
the way the Indians reverse the order equivalent for ’bad training.' for when ed and destitute of decoration or:
0:30 p in. The Epworth League
in which we do things. For instance, I tried to explain tbe Idea It created rnent. There are rough wooden k
whiei
"n’-' make the Ciceronian?
"""•ething
«"
eh ’ wdl
i ivites the young people to un hour
at home men take off their hats when surprise. A doctor told me be bad es around nnd a cross the room
they come into n house; Indians keep never heard the theory before. To him place is usually pa'bed to sufW
work some to beat.
There are of Bilile study preparatory to the
service to follow.
on their turbans, but take off their it seemed a natural and wholesome with men. women and children«
t »only parts <m their poster.
shoes. We beckon with the palms of ’ habit Moreover, he added, 'there is ed on the seats, thronging tig
7:30, Song and sermon, subject.
I >- Student Body Court meets
our hands turned inward; they beckon « plenty.’ and seemed to think it was ways and buddling together •
A
onlv
A‘
there is "Blood and the Treasury."
with them turned out. My ayah lays rather wasteful to leave any unswal top of the huge stove.-SunA|
>"»> one ease of any importance to special invitation is extended to all
my
slippers in a row with the toes lowed. To me It explained tbe lack Home.
" “r*'1
'"a< .s a case of Stu the voters of the city.
pointing to«-ard me. The cook begins of activity. Tbe nation Is waterlog
'
H,m|> '**• «"e ’’Breakers.” u
Singing Wirei.
to read his Hindustani book of recipes ged All day long and every day tbe
a-'-etv of High
,(o}s whoBe Wanted, for Cash, Cheap Farm
Sometimes when a tempest Hl
from the last page backward and Serb calls for a glass of cold water,
rites are secret and according to
Land in Tillamook County.
writes his accounts from right to left. and when be has drunk It be calls for telegraph wires are silent
X
'• ............... awful
When the native carpenter uses na another. Perhaps owing to this he time of calm they are sonorous
We have a customer who will buy
tlve screws be screws them in from has little space for alcohol. At any dently the vibration of the wirsl
with th." '
n“'' "C,,On Wa"
tor spot cash a cheap farm in Tilla
right to left and saws inward, which rate. I never saw a drunken man, even due to atmospherical agitation *
ease until Oscar Asch.m
A scientist of Berlin who ttvS
mook County.
Answer at once.
makes one nervous.”
among tbe peasants."
n pres.dent ol the club informed
cause of the singing of wires ¡a
Ralph Ackley Land Co., 1.0 Fifth
I Mudent
1 hd i. Body
would Attorney
be best for Albert
£ St., Portland. Ore.
of calm concludes that the rM
A Poser.
Washington and the Artists.
of the wires always presages®
A verbatim fragment from the law
Writing
to
a
friend
May
10.
1785.
'‘‘•"»‘Odo any thing with them
proach of bad weather. Who*
courts:
Washington thus described his experi
A Father’s Vengenge
sounds are deep tbe change ot*u
King's Counsel (examining witness)— ence with portrait painters:
would have fallen on any one who
may be looked for within t»*l
...... ¿is; attacked the son of Peter Bondy, of
Did you know—you did not. but I am
“I am so hackneyed to tbe touches
South Rockwood. Mich., but lie was
bound to put It to yon—on the 25th—it of the painter's pencil that I am now When they are shrill or
«o'.I t..............................'•* "‘‘‘■’■’“‘V i» powerless before attacks of Kidney
was not the 25th really; It was the altogether at their beck nnd sit like storm will come within * trtp
^::;-’o..ede.tllwll|...... cord. trouble. "Doctors could not help
24th; It is a mistake In my brief see patience on a monument while they hours. It is dillinit to de'ent*
liim,” he wrote, "so nt last we gave
Your Eyes are your the defendant—he Is not the defendant ■re delineating the lines of my face. ■ nuse of tbe since An It»11«
him Electric Bitters and he im
calls it “seismic agitation I**
winners”
take really; he Is the plaintiff—there Is a It is a proof among many others of tlst
* "e Junior < lass H„v,. deeded to proved wonderfully from taking ” bread 1
by barometric degression s«*1
counterclaim,
boi
you
would
not
un
Pnhl.nh an mnu.H this year ..„d six bottle«.
Its the liest kidney care of them,
what habit and custom can effect. At miffed to tbe wires hy tbe trU
If they need derstand that—yes or no?
i
te t
H*" WOtk “* ®“Ce °" ,he Pro J medicine I ever saw.” Backache. help, help them
first J was as Impatient of the request
and
help
Tired
feeling.
Nervousness.
Ix>ss
of
Witness— What!—fit. James' Gazette. ■ nd as restive under the operation as poles.”— Harper - Weekly.
it , a,.
nre’'e-rous of making 1
Appetite, warn of Kidney trouble them quickly.
a colt Is of the saddle. Tbe next time
"»ve to\X"h77y Way
that may end in dropsy, diabetes or
Lota of Huntiaj.
Scientist suv that out of e very-
A Strict Grammarian.
I submitted very reluctantly, but with
n ne the support of every Bright’s disease.
Beware: Take hundred
The talk find turned nf* ■
people to-day, not more
-------
“You think a great deal of your hus less flouncing. Now no dray moves
Electric Bitters and tie safe,
and by and by one of theatWR
than two have perfecUy normal band. don't you?” said the visiting
bottle guaranteed. 30c at C
more readily to* the thrill than I do
sight.
noting Jamie s rapt and
relative.
•■nual i. published and Ute ' me"- Clough's.
to
the
painter's
chair."
, Of the other 98. many go through
remarked cheerilr
“
You
have
the
wrong
preposition,"
life with poor vision
vi aiuti —and never
o‘Ibe town a,e glmlto ,
“Well. sonny. I don't
J. K. Parker.
2lttl
No.
10th
St., Ft.
know
it.
answered Mr. Meekton's wife, with the
..
—
—
-
.
-
—
av«*,
<-
1.
<<■(■'*
o.
<
urj
<ui>n
t
know
what
They
don't
Infinitesimal
Webs.
bad a chance o, d noi.-bbUMI
• DJ
that
mat thsv
uirv ..
can in the wav Smith, Ark i savs
— that
...... he
... has
...... taken
.o<ru really good evesight is.
cold tones of the superior woman. “1
Mexico, tbe land of Montexnma. ; "Not many kinds, but lots^J
■
Others suffer for years from un think for him."—Washington Star.
many kinds -*
ol *-*-•-
kidney medicine,
prickly pears, sand, volcanoes, earth plained Jamie
"i re n*r* 1
but diil not get better until he took corrected eye strain, which the
quakes. etc., has many subtropical
Foley Kidney Pills. No matter how wearing of proper lenses would en
bear*
or
lions,
t.uf
Pre
wonders both In vegetable and ani ny’s spectacle* tr.o«t
Ths Spirit That Wins
long you have had kidney trouble tirely remove.
all
Griggs
—
I
admire
Parker
immensely
wuhn'“’“ -dvertlamg
""' ',-’‘<’"'r.t.ulei.,ely
mal
life.
Among
these
latter
Is
a
spe
you
will
find
quick
and
permanent
matter the^
If your eyes tire easily—if you
benefit bv the use of Foley Kidney- experience discomfort when look He ha« a hard time making both end* cies of spider so minute that Its legs worhl“•_(’iij.p.- ori
Fills.
Sitart taking them now. ing at smell objects—if things np- meet, but he's game from the word go cannig be seen without a glass Thia I
“ o <Unger but wh.t the
A Stickin? Bui**
Chas 1 Clough Co.
"HI by n success.
*
pear to ’’ swim" and ” blur"—if Briggs—Game' Why. Parker looks little araneida weaves u web so woo- |
your eyes are no longer equal to upon the struggle with the wolf as a derfnlly minute that It takes 400 of j “Well. Mrs. Smith, r" .
There is little danger from a cold the work of the day—they ure m mere sporting event.-Boston Tran them to equal a common hair In mag- ‘ husband?"
3^ Patronise Home Mtustiy
or from un attack of the grip except trouble and need help.
"Oh. he's dolnc
•ertpt.
•Itude.
mum. He’s P’t .i F* *
,
I’atromxe Home Industry? A rut when followed by pneumonia, and
Do not delay and run the
this uexer haiqiena when Chamber
help boost the home products ' Iain's Cough Remedy is used. This
tory now."
-t.
A Great Dsseent.
Something
Like
It.
risk of more serious trou "What «as the matter with the old "I can trace my descent from Ho- | “Ah. well. 1 hope U*» **
James O. Hutching* has started a remedy
rruiniy lias
nan won its
It* Ki
great reputa
—London Mail.
cigar ni.iniit.ii-lurinft establisment tuoi and extensive sale
:■ re- ble. Call to-day for appoint gentleman who was so fond of argu mer.” said I-ord filatev proudly.
ing al>out everything?"
“Indeed." replied Mias Crease, who
ment
in Ibis city, and-he turns out a uiarkuble cure» of cold*
■Tip
■ ml can ** relied upon with mi
Hair Steetera ,
"I don't know, but I l>e|leve the doc didn't seem to lie st all Impressed
superior quality oi home made plicit confidence,
For »ule by La
It wiy nnaafe for
tors said it was something like discus “It is certainly a grent descent "
cigars. He in Iqcated near Vierick’a mar* a Drug Store.
t" walk ont «'one la
Aon on the brain."—Raltlaaore Ameri
Bakery. Give him a trial. He asks
should tie robbed
thefr**’
gan
! D
Sheapina.
for a share i4 the patronage on ac
The
Star
has
a
drama
First
Tzidy
—
Mrs
Smith
la
too
young
makers
and
Registered I’nder Oregon State
count nf Iwing a home product .
Who blackens otbars does not whiten to go shopping alone Second l ady- ■
comedy reel every night.
Law of Optometry.
Contentment H o.«trral
himself
What la that? First Lady-She's liable
ury u artificial iwerty -
to get excited and buy something
B a K ing -P owde
Absolutely Pur
d
W
Makes Home Baking Easy
The only Baking Powder
Royal Grape Cream of Tartar
Do Your Eyes
Trouble You?
> owZrzT- *.....
R. A. Wahlen,
O. Eye Sight Specialist.
I
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