Tillamook headlight., August 17, 1911, Image 3

TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, AUGUST 17. 1911
SANDY’S SCRUPLES.
HE AUDIENCE
T. BUTTS,
HARNESS, COLLARS, etc.
H. A ttorney - at -L aw .
set of Abstract Hooka
You Use Them. Complete
□ office. Taxes paid for non­
Residents.
We Sell Them.
Tillamook Block.
WASHING AWAY THE LAND.
They Almost Kept the Tourists From Erosion of ths Drainage Basina of ths
Getting ths Boat
United States
A couple of tourists staying at a vil­
Inveatigntiona by tbe United Statea
lage which Is in close proximity to a geological surrey of the erosion of
well known Scottish loch bad a fancy numerous drainage basins of tbe Unit­
oDe fine Sunday to go for a row on tbe ed States sbow that tbe surface of the
loch. They accordingly sallied forth country Is being removed at tbe aver­
In search of tbe boatman, whom they age rate of about an Inch In 760 years.
met Just leaving bls bouse, dressed in Though this amount seems trivial
his Sunday best and carrying a Bible when spread over tbe surface of the
under bis arm.
country. It becomes stupendous when
"We want to go for a row,” said one considered as a total or even In sep­
of tbe tourists.
arate drainage baalna. Tbe Mississip­
“Dae ye no’ ken it’s the SawbathT' pi river, for Instance, carries annually
answered Sandy. “Ye'll no' get a boat to tbe sea 136,400,000 tons of dissolved
fra me tbe day. forby I'll hae ye tae matter and 340,500.000 tons of sus­
ken that 1 am an elder o' tbe kirk.“
pended matter, and of this total the
“Yes. yes." expostulated the tourists, Ohio river carries 83.350.000 tons and
"that's all very well for you. but we tbe Missouri river contributes more
don't require you with us. Ypu can go than twice as much. Tbe Colorado
to church: we can row ourselves.”
river, which has built up for Itself a
“Aye. aye." said tbe elder, “but jist vast delta, brings down more suspend
irator was as tactful as
think whit the meenister ’ll say.”
ed matter than any other river in tbe
i the role of pacificator,
"Never mind the minister,” was tbe United States, delivering annually 387
i audience of fifty, be
reply; “be will know nothing about it tons for each square mile of Its drain
and gentlemen”—there
We will pay you well.”
age basin or a total of 100.740,000
lady present—“I think
“Ab. weel,” said Sandy. “I’ll no’ let tons.
had enough music. Al-
ye the boat, bit 1'11 tell ye whit I'll
Tbe rivers of the United 8tntes car
you to take a little sup-
dae. Dae ye see yon wee boatie doou ry to tidewater every year 270,000.000
After a few seconds the
among tbe rushes? Weel. she’s ready
accepted, and Liszt and wl' the oars inside, list ye gang doon tons of dissolved matter and 513,000.
lined the audience to there an' row oot tae tbe middle o' 000 tous of suspended matter. TltN
total of 783.000.000 tons represents
t hotel, wiflch cost them tbe loch, an' I'll come doon tae tbe
more than 350.000,000 cubic yards of
bauk an' swear at ye. Bit never ye rock or 610.000.000 cubic yards of sur
tests separated the hosts rnlud; ye jist row on an* I'll call for
face soil. If thia erosive action bad
jffalr bad been a joke. the money on Monday.” — London
been concentrated ou the Isthmus of
nothing more would be ideas.
Pauama at tbe time of American oc­
sy decided to give their
cultation It would have excavated tbe
rertlsed on the following
prism for an elgbty-flve foot level ca­
CROWNED HIMSELF.
ir astonishment the hall
nal In about seveaty-tbree days.
There was not standing An Impromptu Ceremony In Which
ole town had turned out
King George IV. Figured.
A FAMOUS DWARF.
ince of an invitation to
That was a curious sort of Impromp­
tu coronation In which his majesty
Borulwaskl, the Pel», Waa Handsome,
King William IV. of England figured
Scholarly and Witty.
NIAN INDIANS.
Things did not go very well with Earl
A notable dwarf, wbo bad a long
Grey's government after the second lease of life over parts of two centu­
is Remnant» of a Once reading of tbe first reformed bill had
ries—be was born in 1739 aud died tn
«verful Tribe.
been carried by a majority of one in 1837—was Borulwaskl. tbe Pole, of
the Tehuelches. as the
1831. and one Friday in April they whose debut an interesting tale la
‘ndians are called, are a suddenly got the king to go down aud
told. Aa a boy of fifteen, when be
kindly people, yet they prorogue parliament in person. Some­
was just one inch higher than a two
capable of strong preju- body went off to the Tower to fetch the
foot rule. Borulwaskl was presented
revengeful and—often crown, aud with a scratch body of at­
to the Empress Maria Theresa, who
ion—suspicious of stran- tendants bis majesty drove down to was so charmed by bis good looks and
e not to be trifled with tbe bouse of lords. What happened grace that sbe seated blm on ber lap
er the Influence of drink there Is described in Greville's mem­ and gave blm a hearty kiss. To tbe
dangerous. They show oirs.
queen'» question as to what be con­
children and wives and
Tbe king ought not properly to have sidered tbe most interesting sight in
sir old people. They are worn the crown, never having been Vienna the dwarf replied. "What 1
imerous tribes or groups. crowned, but when he was tn the rob­ now bebold. ao little a man on tbe lap
Its chief or cacique, upon ing room he said to Lord Hastings: of to great a lady.” This speech ren­
'"'dens of government rest "Lord Hastings. I wear the crown. dered the little fellow a great favor­
I Where is it?" It was brought to him, ite.
b in a good and an evil
and when Lord Hastings was going to
He became a special favorite of
they
ley propitiate, and have put It on bis bead be said, “Nobody Stanislaus II.. wbo took blm to Eng­
myths and'superstltlons stiall put the crown on my head but land and introduced blm to George
th the sun. moon and myself." He put it on and then turned III., and for more than half a century
le slaying of horses and to Lord Grey and said. “Now, my lord, Borulwaskl made bis borne at tbe
ood form a conspicuous the coronation is over.”
English court.
luperstltions,
iperstltlons, birth, mar-
This dwarf, wbo at bls tallest was
Tbe crown did not fit very well, we
th ceremonies, many of are told, but the prorogation waa suc­ a yard and three Inches, bad a sister
tb
whose bead just reached ber big broth­
it repulsive.
cessfully effected.—London Chronicle.
er's shoulders. Borulwaskl was uot
Ian first passed through
only a handsome and courtly man. but
> were perhaps no fewer
Serving Soup.
tagonians roaming from
If anybody were asked to suggest a scholar of repute. He lived In five
to the strait, while to- why tbe soup plate was made broad reigns, and when be died, lacking only
ick
ick from the littoral to and shallow the almost certain answer two years of reaching tbe century
pas
is and the foothills of would be that such an arrangement mark, be was laid to rest In Dunbam.
altogether they would facilitates rhe cooling of tbe soup to a side by side with tbe Falstatllsn
total over BOO.—Harper's temperature comfortable to tbe mouth. Stephen Kemble. ■
We believe that utilitarians drink tea
A Dark Smoke.
out of a saucer for tbe same reason.
.Funny thing about smoking! If a
lallest Pension.
Smallest
While that may be tbe explanation of
d i ' s pension system is
Is as tbe peculiar shape of the soup piste, man were compelled to puff a good
r be considering the vast the advantage indicated Is surely in­ cigar with bls eyes shut the operation
nona
ma carried on both the significant compared with the obvious would lose Its zest A man wbo bad
the civil lists, but in one disadvantages which may probably undergone a alight operation upon one
rd for smallness of pay- arise from exposing so large a surface of his eyes bad to stay in a darkeued
loubtedly
ibtedly been establish- of nutrient fluid to tbe air. Roup room for a week with bls optics band­
f set ora enter into deter- should be served In a cup. a low broad aged. After a few days bls doctor
factors
»ount
■unt to be paid sailors.
sailors, teacup, aud tbe method, which Is be­ told blm be could take a gentle smoke
on so combined against coming more usual, is hygienic. Too If be liked. He jumped at tbe chance
ora
tat
it It
it was
waa found that he deep a vessel would be an error on tbe and to his amazement found It af­
1 pension of not any other side. Its advantages wonld tie forded not tbe slightest pleasure. To
irpence
>nce—«
8 cents—a year.
year, canceled by Its great drawback. We be sure, men often smoke in tbe dark,
each quarter day there should misa some of tbe delicate fla­ but there’s always tbe rosy glow of
tbe lighted end to be seen and tbe
trans- vors of the soup — London Lancet.
lai communication trane-
faint outline of tbe cloud of smoke In
lount
iunt due in the form of
tbe air. There's no more fun In a
pa.
ps. and he is granted
Stage Scenery.
sightless smoke than a salt less egg or
ice tn order that be may
Walter Prichard Eaton, tbe dramatic a kb« Implanted upon your owu baud
Into money at the
tbe post- critic, tielleves modern dramas are too
What's tbe psychology of It.—New
after the proverbial man- elaborately staged. In "The Question
York Press.
, be promptly proceeds to of Scenery" In the American Maga­
■tire
i tire amount—New York
zine be says:
Universal Language.
"After all. it waa not tbe Elizabeth­
He spoke bls love In German -«be
ans who were stupid because they
answered not a word. In French he
rth
:h's
’s Sense ef
of Smell,
Smell.
could eujoy tbe drama on a bare stage.
not failed to do perfumes
jierfumes It Is we who are stupid because we tried to woo ber—the maiden never
bee rd
He tried hl» luck in Euglisb.
one major poet— Words
cannot enjoy tbe drama unless the
through life without a stage Is tittered with 'reullstlc' scen­ In Irish—all in vsin; In Turkish. Greek
II and waa
was not sorry for ery. We have no faith In our own im­ and Latin, and In tbe togue of Spain.
And then an luaplratlon came to tbe
le told Aubrey de Vere. aginative powers. It would be a good
anguished youth. "The universal Ian
B all the more a vision
thing for the drama if all scenery
guage." be cried. “I'll try. forsooth!"
d once only, did Words-
Words
were abolished for tbe next ten years.
He kissed tbe demure maiden and
and the prosaic occasion Having learned to get along without
pressed ber to his breast. flbe under
» unpolished household It. we would perhaps keep It In Its
stood that language, aud you can gu<-«»
ime.
Ime. He sat down with proper place for awhile after it re
tbe rest—Paaraaa'a.
the midday dinner and turned
Its proper place Is as a pic­
•e a leg of mutton. The torial and suggestive background to
Thorough Mourning.
was stuffed with onions.
onions, tbe actors and the play and nothing
Mandy, wbo bad just become a aor
and once only, the sense but a background.”
rowing widow, waa sorting oot tot-
revealed
led to him. The
revi
«Ml suits of Mack underclothes. Her
Ruined by Jesting.
ily laid bare, conquered
Tbe Antiochene» themselves brongbt friend asked In groat astonishment
Ida
lard.
rd.
"Mandy, wbab to' yob done got them
about tbe ruin of tbe beautiful city of
black undebgn'manta?”
Antioch, tbe ancient capital of tbe
“'Cause when Ab mourns Ab
Xr« • Greet kings of Syria These people
mourn*”—Everybody's Magazine.
were famous for their biting' and ecur
rlloaa wit aa well as their Ingenuity
Beth Curíeos.
In devising nicknames When tbe Per
oneetor-Loot bere, tbe firm I ro^
»tans under Cboeroee Invaded Syria In
538 tbe Antiochene» could not refrain resent wants to know when you're go
Ing to settle this Mil Dobtor-Ceeld I
from Jesting at them Ample revenge
get a job with tbe coocem yen worb
for this was taken by the Persians
for? My eurtoatty and them seem te
who totally destroyed tbe city.
coincide - Toledo Made
Proved ■ Fino Ad. For
t and Rubini.
i an Italian review con
•ting story of Liszt and
»or. They were touring
visited a town where.
Binaries which bad been
t things were expected,
disappointed, for when
be hall they found only
resent.
irlous and said be would
Liszt calmed him. “You
said. “This small audi-
ly composed of musical
t the town, so we should
1th respect.” I.lszt set
irltb a grand overture,
ng to perfection. Liszt
iece and then addressed
i I
Would Ds Mis Own Biting
Tbe British gentleman new to our
.bores stepped up te tbe cigar counter
and requested of tbe "dark" a cigar
-What will you bare, a Mt cigar■*"
naked tbe “etartt ”
“Ne; I’d rawtber Mte It myaglf.” re
piled tbe Briton - Ban Frearfw»
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